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01x05 - Fire & Hooch

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Unlocked: A Jail Experiment". Aired: April 10, 2024.*
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At an Arkansas detention facility, a sheriff implements a radical social experiment to grant men who are incarcerated more agency.

01x05 - Fire & Hooch

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["Geronimo" playing]

-I feel lost at space and it's okay ♪

-Okay ♪

I don't wanna be found anyway ♪

I think I lost my mind a long time ago ♪

Ever since then, I've been on the road ♪

I can't lie ♪

I haven't told anybody.

[indistinct chatter]

I've been on my own since I was 17.

I put myself in here. I ain't gonna ask

my kids to get me out of here.

I'm a grown-a*s man.

[narrator] As the sheriff's experiment

reaches its halfway point,

Randy's called it quits as pod leader.

[Randy speaks indistinctly]

No one else in this pod wanna make

this run the proper way up in here.

That's what's the problem here.

I mean, nobody wanna step up.

So we gonna find out

and see what's going to happen now.

They can do it they own self

their damn time.

That's the way I feel.

[music intensifies]

[music fades]

[Higgins] How are things going?

Oh, so far so good.

But where I feel like adults

or the older detainees

that's in that facility

have kind of pulled back

and not say anything to those juveniles.

You know, I think, in my eyes,

those juveniles

in between the ages of 18 and 21,

they feel like this is just a

it's a circus.

It's a playground. They just going to do,

you know, stuff that juveniles do.

So we're about halfway through

this experiment,

and it seems to be going pretty well.

But we have a difference in ages,

and we're really looking at

how the older folks seem to be

buying into this.

They are more serious. They know

the impact that this can have on them.

So it's a little conflict right now

between the older and the younger.

At least we're seeing a difference

in the behavior between the two groups.

In the beginning, the younger guys

were kind of like all over the place,

you know, doing juvenile stuff,

but the adults basically stay on them

to where it's like,

"You guys need to pay attention

before y'all screw up the whole program."

So my anxiety

a little bit is kind of raised

because I'm just not used to

the inmates having as much freedom

as they're having.

You know, I would have

more older adults in that pod,

you know, kind of running everything,

and less juveniles.

Who knows? You know, anything could happen

in this kind of jail.

-I don't want them getting relaxed.

-Yes, sir.

We need to make sure

we're monitoring them.

I want us to be able to make it

all the way to the end of this.

Yes, sir.

So the next step is to add more freedom,

but I need them to prove to me,

uh, that I can trust them

and that they can

manage themselves safely.

So if the older guys step back

and we have that void,

then what's gonna happen?

I'm concerned about, "Is that gonna create

a vacuum of leadership?"

Let's make sure we don't lose

the momentum that we have now.

Yes, sir.

Because if something's going on,

if we need to back up,

uh, we're gonna back up.

[hip-hop music playing]

[narrator] As the unit settles in

to the midpoint of the experiment,

the inmates have realized the value

of being able to use the phones freely.

Regularly connecting

with lawyers, friends, and family

has given them a sense of freedom

and control of their lives

despite being locked up.

[Crooks] I'm not trying

to put a lot on you.

I'm just trying

to get my stuff taken care of.

I don't wanna live like this no more.

I just wanna be a normal f*cking person.

I don't wanna f*cking be having

to look over my shoulder, dude.

You know how stressful that sh*t is?

A cop gets behind me,

I'm like, "Oh God, I'm going to jail."

I don't wanna be like that, dude.

-[woman on phone] Yes.

-I'm tired of that sh*t.

[woman] It is stressful.

[Crooks] I just gotta get in rehab,

dude, and get it taken care of.

[woman] Yeah.

[Crook] Anyways, I'm gonna call every day.

I'm gonna call you every day,

Monday through Friday.

-I love you, Mom. All right.

-[Crook's mom] All right. Love you too.

-All right. Bye-bye.

-[Crook's mom] Bye.

[indistinct chatter]

-This is where I go for motivation ♪

-Motivation ♪

Put on a show

So if you need a demonstration ♪

I apologize if I kept you waiting ♪

My name is Daniel Gatlin, AKA Crooks.

My teeth are kind of crooked a little bit.

My smile's a little crooked.

My eyebrows are a little crooked.

One of my ears is higher

than the other one. Just kind of stuck.

I'm a criminal for real.

You better f*cking worry about me, buddy.

I'm gangster as f*ck.

I'm not going for no silly sh*t.

I'm gonna do real bad,

but I'm gonna take care of everybody.

I was like this dirty, scandalous-a*s dude

who just did do everybody bad.

Didn't love nothing.

Know what I mean?

Whatever. I was a scumbag.

My charge is aggravated robbery

and theft of property.

I'm a methamphetamine addict.

I've been dealing with meth

since I was 13 years old.

[hip-hop music playing]

Basically, everybody that's in here,

it all starts with some type

of traumatic event as a child.

Turns you off course.

I was nine years old when my dad died.

Uh, he died in a car wreck.

I guess he was drinking.

He was racing somebody down the street.

You know how you pull up, hit your engine?

They're racing,

and he was drunk and hit a telephone pole.

He flew out the windshield

and broke his neck.

So I blamed everybody, including God.

Anything, any type of authority, I blamed.

It was their fault.

[dramatic music playing]

I started doing drugs when I was

probably about, like, 13 years old.

I started doing methamphetamine

on a regular basis at, like, 13.

I started, bam! Putting a gram of dope

in my arm every seven times a day.

It was a bunch of negative-a*s sh*t

bringing me down,

fixing to take my life from me.

And then when I got arrested,

I sat down and sobered up and realized

that this is what's done that to me.

Being incarcerated.

The same thing it took from me as a kid,

a traumatic event to change my direction,

it took another traumatic event

to change my direction again.

If you look at me,

you think, "That guy's an as*h*le.

He's gotta be. Look at him."

"And his name is Crooks?

Oh sh*t. f*ck that."

"I want nothing to do with him."

I'm probably the nicest guy

in the whole facility.

[funky music playing]

I mean, I'm a pretty good guy, I think.

This is probably the longest time

I've ever been clean in my life, actually.

I've been clean for three months.

And my attitude has changed.

My whole way of thinking

has changed, this time, know what I mean?

Like, now that I'm, like, sober

and haven't been sh**ting meth in my arm,

I'm not gonna do anything against

the rules 'cause I wanna stay in here.

I think that the sheriff's program

has helped a whole lot.

It made me feel like,

"Man, I can do this for real."

It gave me the confidence.

It gave me more confidence in myself.

And it's funny 'cause we're all

from different affiliations and races.

But it doesn't matter

'cause we're all just inmates,

and it's done something to us, man,

you know what I mean?

I'm not responsible enough.

I'm not strong enough.

I'm not strong enough

to take care of myself.

'Cause of my 'cause of my actions

that that put me here.

And there's a lot of people like that.

That are, like, really smart

and have a lot of talent

that don't know how

to take care of themselves.

Or don't, like, they know what to do.

I know what to do.

I know exactly what to do,

but I just don't do it

and I don't know why.

Now, I'm not blaming nobody,

know what I'm saying?

So I don't want nobody to think

I blame people for that. I blame myself,

but I gotta man up and realize that sh*t

and, like take care of myself.

That's crazy, dude.

[exhales heavily]

But yeah.

[music builds]

[music fades]

["Mírame! Mírame! Mírame!"

by Apocalipsis playing]

Mírame, mírame, mírame ♪

Mírame, mírame ♪

Me and AJ against the world!

I'm down for this program.

I like it. I love it, actually,

'cause some people

ain't got families out there, bro.

Like, you know what I'm saying?

And those people that ain't got families?

They sit here

and let them rot in here, bro.

But with this program,

we can talk to each other.

We might not change a lot,

but if we could get

certain things like that changed,

then that'll be a good start.

I had to move! I think that was meant

to land on top of my head.

I'm tired. I give up.

[Don Don] I'm on my way

to look out for you all. Especially you.

'Cause I f*ck with you tough.

-You're my best friend in this mother.

-[Don Don] Good talk, bro.

I'm gonna keep it real every time we talk.

I don't sugarcoat nothing.

I don't hold nothing back neither.

We connect on family.

He real tight with his family.

We connect on the same kind of movies.

We like the same guards in here.

[laughs]

Female guards.

Yeah, that's my dude right there.

We can relate on a lot of stuff.

You being on different charges,

man, that don't make me no better

or make you no better,

know what I'm saying?

Or worse. sh*t,

I'd say 80% of this whole facility

is juveniles for capital murders.

At least half of

the m*therf*ckers are here for caps.

-[Don Don] Yeah. The majority.

-I'm in here for caps.

Mm-hmm.

With the g*n, you don't die by the b*llet.

You die by the person holding the g*n.

But it ain't me to judge 'em.

You what, 24?

I mean, sh*t, you made your decision.

I made my decision to be here.

[AJ] Only God can judge me.

[Don Don] Yeah, real talk.

For real.

Can't nobody say nothing about you, bro.

But us being in here,

according to the sheriff,

this is how

we supposed to make that change.

So I ain't trying to crash out,

not only 'cause of me,

but just for, you know,

for everybody else in the facility.

[Higgins] This is a detention center.

Each of these individuals

are gonna leave one day,

whether they go to federal prison,

whether they go to state prison,

or where they're released

to the community.

But for everyone,

I think this program

creates relationship-building.

They can see how

they can have an impact on each other.

I'm just trying

to keep my head above water

till they call my name to leave.

-Can't let 'em crash you out.

-[Don Don] Yeah. That's the only thing.

-I f*ck with the real, like you.

-[AJ] Can't let that sh*t get to you.

[Don Don] Yeah, real talk, bro.

[crickets chirping]

["c*ck" by ADGRMS

and Dexx! Turner playing]

[narrator] After his conversation with AJ,

Don Don is feeling inspired

and decides to reach out

to his loved ones.

At least we get the chance to talk

to our families on the regular now.

That's cool.

I'm very excited to call my family.

I have $1,000 cash bond,

and if my family did help me out,

I know I'll go home then.

But I hate asking folks for stuff.

Hi, Melissa, how you doing?

-[Melissa on phone] I'm straight.

-[Don Don] Everybody okay?

[Melissa] Yeah.

[Don Don] You know, I'm sitting in jail

till June. Know what I'm saying?

I was just calling to see,

if you can, sissy,

can you do me a favor, though?

I'm in jail on a $1,000 bond,

and it's like

[Melissa] Yeah, I feel you.

I mean, but, you know.

Right now I need

to get some tires on my car.

[Don Don] sh*t.

[ambient music playing]

I just need some support though.

[Melissa] I ain't never not supported you,

but I ain't all in no more, Ladon,

because you disappointed me big time.

I been disappointed too,

but, you know what I'm saying,

like, it goes both ways, though, sissy.

I ain't did nothing to y'all.

[Melissa] I want you to get off of ice

and whatever else you're doing

and get clean.

That's all I want you to do.

I don't see why

you so angry with me anyway.

[Melissa] I just want you to go being

my brother, my old brother.

I want that back.

[Don Don] All right, but I need

your support too and help though, sh**t.

I can't do it by myself.

-You ain't trying hard enough, sissy.

-[Melissa indistinct]

I need your help.

[Melissa] I'm gonna support you,

but I ain't all in no more, Ladon,

'cause you disappointed me big time.

Only thing I did

was try to care for your a*s.

[Melissa] Last time you was locked up,

you didn't come back and thank me.

I sent you money every week

while you was in jail.

And then when you got out of jail,

you never came by here to see me,

not one m*therf*cking time.

I just want you to know,

your mama watching.

-[dramatic music playing]

-Your mama watching.

She be trying to prove a point

or make some type of

I don't know what she trying to do now.

Get me out of jail, dude.

Kick my a*s when I get out.

This right here, this ain't you.

'Cause you know I try my best

to be there for all y'all.

[Melissa] It doesn't matter.

I have always protected you.

Exactly, so why are you stopping now?

Why you stopping now though?

[Melissa] Because I'm mad at you,

and you need to get right.

I'm in jail on a $1,000 bond though.

[Melissa] When you get ready

to be real with yourself,

I'm gonna be real with you too.

Hello?

[pensive music playing]

[music fades]

If she was in jail,

I know I would have bust my a*s

'cause I wouldn't want her in here.

I ain't got time for none of this sh*t.

I don't wanna hear this

from my blood, n*gga.

[poignant music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

[Chauncey] We going through it right now.

Everybody going through

some similar stuff in here.

[Don Don sobbing]

[Chauncey] He's crying, ain't he?

[Don Don] My blood don't support me

for sh*t in here.

Like, I don't get it.

She's gonna sit there and just drown me.

I'm sitting here

talking like a human being.

You're drowning me out of sh*t.

Don't you even know I get that enough

in here from a m*therf*cker?

Every time you try to talk to somebody.

Man, this sh*t's stupid as f*ck.

That sh*t hurt for real

'cause she acted like she ain't wanna hear

sh*t I had to say.

[music fades]

What, what they talkin' 'bout

Clean, when I'm walking out ♪

Mean, when I'm hopping out

Scene, when I knock 'em out ♪

Ball, yeah, homie, I make big shots ♪

That's 'cause I'm a big shot

You can check the wristwatch ♪

Yeah, and I got time like a big clock ♪

Trying to get the big knots famous

Like Tik Tok, yeah ♪

[narrator] With Randy stepping down

as the unit's leader,

no one has made any effort

to take charge of the meals,

leaving tray distribution unorganized.

I'm starving!

[indistinct chatter]

[inmate] With this, we gonna be different.

If they wouldn't have put me over

the trays, it would have been chaos.

Folks wouldn't have gotten to eat.

Them trays.

I don't touch 'em.

I look the other way.

Not my problem anymore.

But they do not see it.

-These folks.

-These folks, yeah.

I don't understand these guys in here

with this tray situation.

You know, I stepped back,

and now we have a problem.

You have to fend for yourself.

But I just give it to them,

knowing they'll just deal with it

instead of me

trying to deal with it myself.

So whatever the consequence

that's gonna happen up in here,

it is what it is.

[Don Don] Look at this sh*t.

When Randy stepped back,

now that surprised me.

-Come on, we finna go eat.

-[Randy] I did my job!

[Mayham] When Randy's not in charge,

it's been more fun.

Just because Randy

trying to be somebody's dad, man.

You not nobody's dad, man. You

I give you your props

when you right, man. Yeah.

Trays? Randall, I can give it to him.

Randall kept them trays in order

to make sure everybody get their tray.

That's what I will say

was good about Randall.

'Cause he gonna make sure

everybody get their trays.

But now, it's all unorganized.

[Don Don] Upper level folks.

Upper level, come on!

[narrator] With the leadership void,

Don Don takes it upon himself

to assist with mealtime.

[Don Don] I talked to my sister

earlier today.

Kinda pissed me off. Really uncool.

But then it just started draining me, so

I don't know if it was like something

just to keep me moving, motivated,

or what it was.

Piece of bread?

I believe in this program, you know.

So in the end,

if I have to pass some trays out,

then yeah, I'm down for it.

I'm up for it. I'll help.

[narrator] Without Randy

to organize the trays,

the younger inmates

have been hoarding food in their rooms

and collecting ingredients.

You want these extra trays?

[indistinct chatter]

All right.

[Eastside] Let me get the crust

so I can put it in the thing.

-[inmate] You going to put this in there?

-The crust.

Yeah, that works. For yeast!

I got one up there cooking right now.

[Ty] We finna make hooch.

The basics is, like, you get some fruit.

You get some crust off the bread,

off the edges of the bread.

You keep putting sugar,

like Kool-Aid, a lot of Kool-Aid,

'cause it got sugar in it

and "de-fermin-tates" it.

I guess that's the word.

I'm working on a whole bag up there

right now.

I need, like, four more bags.

Yeah. We're gonna make,

like, three gallons of that sh*t.

[Eastside] This is good.

For all the ones, the youngsters,

I had to step back

because they was hearing me,

but they weren't listening to me.

I get caught up in the mix

of doing wrong myself,

so who gonna listen

to a person that's doing wrong?

-You feel what I'm saying?

-There was a lot of youngsters come to me.

They was telling me, "You can't be talking

to people like that."

Instead of me

asking folks to do something,

I was trying to tell them to do something.

They don't care nothing.

They still living in the selfish game.

They still selfish as hell.

I agree 100% with you on that.

And that's why I just have to sit back

because I was so angry.

Oh my God. I mean,

you try to help them,

and they don't want to listen.

I'll go back over there

and just sit in my cell.

These guys don't appreciate nothing.

So guess what I do? I disappear.

I mean, I shut down. f*ck.

I'm still shocked about this.

[dramatic music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

[Ty] We got the yeast in there.

Got the fruit in there.

Got it in the hot water,

sitting in there so it can blow up.

You know, science.

Then we get some Kool-Aid,

and it's mixed in m*therf*cking good.

There's a lot of older people in here.

I think they just tried a little too hard.

They want this to work out so bad,

and they just need to leave it alone.

It'll make like three gallons.

Hopefully. I just keep doing what I do.

I've done too much time

to listen to another inmate, you know?

He's the scientist. Me, I'm the learner.

Yeah, he's definitely the learner.

We'll get there, though.

[Ty] But if we get caught,

he's taking the blame.

[laughs]

Jail is not somewhere to worry about if

you're gonna be locked down all the time.

I mean, I knew like the basics,

but other than that, hell nah.

This is definitely sh*t you learn

from other people in jail.

Like, the longer you do time,

the more tough sh*t you learn how to do.

This is gonna make

three gallons right here.

I feel like the whole pod's like,

"I'm finna just do me.

Make sure I'm straight."

"I'm not finna worry about nobody.

If this sh*t go to 23 and 1,

it just go to 23 and 1. f*ck it."

[both laugh]

We got a lot of people putting in on this.

We're gonna be drunk, bro.

Gonna get drunk as hell.

So now that no one's in charge,

we're all just gonna get wild.

[Ty] I'm putting it back right here.

We're gonna have fun,

and we're just gonna party.

[Ty] f*ck 'em.

Because the hooch

makes everything just feel nice.

[narrator] The youngsters hoarding food

from the trays

has created another problem in the unit.

[Sprinkle] Hey, Miss Dennis!

I didn't eat no food.

I ain't get no tray

because I was sleeping.

I guess I overslept, man.

I told Miss Dennis I ain't get my tray.

She like, "You didn't get no tray?"

I'm like, "Nah."

[narrator] Jail rules require juveniles

to receive three meals per day.

If not,

there could be legal repercussions.

[Dennis] It's kind of difficult

for us because

we make sure that everyone

gets a tray and everyone is fed.

But since we're not in there,

we don't know

what is actually going on with the trays.

So now we have a juvenile that hasn't ate.

So now I have to go in the unit.

I don't know about what's going on,

but, um, this is unacceptable.

Who was on clean-up? Who was on trays?

Uh, 301.

[Dennis] 301. Striblet and Scott.

One juvenile did not get a tray.

The deputy, she start yelling

about a juvenile tray.

I'm like, "Where did this come from?"

-[Don Don] It ain't our

-[inmate] Ain't our fault.

Yes, that is y'all responsibility

if y'all doing trays.

[Don Don] Didn't nobody get

no extra tray off the cart.

Yeah, they did 'cause he ain't got one.

One juvenile tray.

[chuckles] Passing out trays

can be a problem every day.

I already knew this was gonna be

a hard, hard, hard responsibility.

Every morning, somebody wake up

for breakfast, every lunch, every supper.

You have to eat.

Don't get on clean-up no mo'.

[Don Don] I don't even wanna be

on that bullshit no more.

-f*ck you!

-Okay. What you Hey!

[Don Don] Go find that sh*t, bro!

But we ain't do sh*t!

Everything we had out there

was on that damn cart!

[Dennis] Don't talk to me like that.

That's how you gonna get your a*s sprayed.

-[Don Don] Gon' crack you up.

-[Dennis] Yeah?

Like I said, you better watch yourself.

You gonna watch how you talk to me.

[Don Don] You gonna do nothing to me.

[tense music playing]

f*ck you talking about?

This some stupid-a*s sh*t.

Y'all don't put them on clean-up no more!

Good!

I woke up to some bullshit.

That's what I did.

So two hours later, three hours later,

this b*tch come out

talking about a m*therf*cking tray.

f*ck that tray, man.

f*ck her and that tray.

Step the f*ck off, I'm telling you.

Real sh*t, step the f*ck off.

["Feel My Soul by Dept. X playing]

[narrator] Eager to push the limits

of their freedom,

the youth are taking advantage

of the elders' new hands-off approach.

We need to start a fire, right?

Listen, so I got an idea.

How about we take glasses,

and we start a fire like that?

Bro, how?

I've seen it on TV before.

I don't think it's gonna work, bro.

I think it'll work.

Yeah?

You never paid attention in science class.

-No. Never.

-No.

-You are a failure at life, sir.

-[Ty] Damn.

[laughing]

He want his name in the stars

Boy, you ride in your ba*ls ♪

[Ty] What you gonna set on fire?

[Eastside] A wick.

A wick is a piece of toilet paper rolled.

When you light the end,

then it just slowly burns.

It could last forever.

Just keep making it longer and longer.

You take bifocals, so it's a ray of light

onto the wick with crunched up leaves,

and you focus it in one place.

Hold it there for, like,

five to seven minutes

until it smokes,

and then it'll light on fire.

The priest saved my soul ♪

They got it! We got it.

[narrator] Once the inmates

start the wick,

they can use it to make tattoo ink,

as well as have an on-call lighter

for their homemade cigarettes.

However, this wick doesn't last long,

and it's extinguished by the wind.

That's out.

-[inmate] It'll take a while.

-Just see if we get the batteries.

Just Ooh.

[indistinct chatter]

[Crooks] These guys are so stupid,

you know what I mean?

These kids are selfish

and don't give a f*ck about nobody.

So when other people do things

and I have to pay for it,

It bothers me. But at the same time,

I'm not gonna do anything

'cause I wanna stay.

I wanna be able to use the phone

and watch TV and play cards

and just pass my time. Come on, man.

I ain't gonna take

what you put in front of me.

Can't take no stupid sh*t out here.

[dramatic music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

What do you think?

-Hey.

-Somebody gotta do it.

Tell these m*therf*ckers here.

[inmate] We trying to get batteries, man.

Smoke that dope.

Know what I'm saying? That good herb.

All we need's a AA or a AAA,

and we good with a light.

[indistinct chatter]

[CJ] We need a light.

So, we trying to find a battery.

So I was just like, "Man. f*ck,

I know there's a battery in that clock."

You think that's gonna work?

What's that?

[inmate] They stand up on that thing,

get the clock down.

Somebody standing on the kiosk thing?

-Damn! That's tall as f*ck.

-[both chuckle]

I don't think the biggest person

in here could do that.

I don't think that would work.

That's too high.

sh*t. They was acting all scared.

I'm like, "sh*t."

"I'm finna to get up here

and get this clock, you know."

[inmate] He's trying to stand on top here.

Get up there. Get the battery down.

But Dennis up in here.

I know.

[inmate] You know

she be watching the cameras.

She be watching them cameras real tough.

[dramatic music playing]

There's definitely going to be

more things happening

because I'm not directly in there

watching every move they make.

So sometimes you're not gonna catch

everything because there's blind spots.

[indistinct chatter]

We're about to see how this goes.

[inmate 2] Look at that! They trippin'!

[inmates screeching]

CJ, he like stacked chairs up.

[inmates screeching]

And then Oh my God, and then

[music increases, fades]

[Eastside] f*cking Miss Dennis.

[CJ] Right there.

Look between the floor and his foot.

[Eastside] Should've said something.

[CJ] She came here

right at the nick of time.

She watching hard, though.

I know she watching hard.

Yeah, she do.

Now I'm like, "f*ck!"

I was kind of nervous.

Was someone looking at the cameras?

"What the f*ck is he doing up there?"

And I wasn't trying to get wrote up.

So I'm like, "sh*t."

[indistinct chatter]

I don't know.

I ain't trying to get caught.

[CJ] You step on there,

you might break that m*therf*cker.

This is the dumbest sh*t

I've ever seen in my life.

[indistinct chatter]

[dramatic music playing]

[inmate] Take it to him

so he can handle business.

[Eastside] They just brought me

the battery. [laughs]

It was like, "Here.

We need this. We got you something."

[indistinct chatter]

[dramatic music continues]

[narrator] As the inmates attempt

to ignite their wick,

Deputy Dennis enters the unit

for her routine head count.

[Dennis] Come out! Stand by your doors!

[Ty] There go Dennis. There go Dennis!

[Eastside] Aw, man.

What is she doing?

I'm like, "That's my m*therf*cking luck."

She'll be like,

"Where's the f*cking battery?"

And I'm gonna be like

[indistinct]

Where's she at? In here?

Down there.

[Ty] She's coming up.

[Dennis] Every time you pull this.

So Miss Dennis comes up,

walks right by the door.

I'm like, "Oh my God."

[music builds, fades]

I was scared as f*ck.

Definitely.

[CJ] I ain't holding it together.

[inmate] I'm after you, bro.

[Mayham] I got you together.

That'll be enough.

[inmate] It's your turn.

[peppy music playing]

[Eastside] Mayham.

I need Vaseline to fuel this up

so I can make a candle

with a wick for a light.

It's in my room on my side

of the black bowl side.

-I got that Vaseline there. At the bottom.

-[Eastside] On the table?

[dramatic music playing]

It's gonna be a jailhouse candle.

[indistinct chatter]

[Eastside] I'm just making, like, a wick

just so it'll catch on fire

whenever I light it.

I ran away when I was 14

and kind of just hotel hopped

until I went to prison.

I didn't have anything to do except drugs.

So when I see those guys

try to make f*cking wicks

and doing whatever, I get it.

They're kids! It's what they're gonna do.

Yeah. That's just gonna happen.

I get high. That's what I used to do.

It's hard.

I used to get high all the time.

I'd get high for everything.

"Look at that," I'd get high.

I'd get mad, I'd get high.

Now I get tattoos. Is that weird?

No, 'cause I do it too, man.

So I go get tattoos.

It helps. You know? It helps.

Yeah, now I don't even think

about getting high, man.

I don't either.

I think about how dumb it was.

[inmate] Yeah.

What's crazy is it didn't relieve stress.

It actually made me more stressful.

-Now, it's like, I just work out.

-[inmate] Yeah.

[Crooks] If I wanted to get high,

I can get high.

If I want to partake in other stuff

I can smell people.

I can smell the wicks.

Does that trigger me? No.

I sh**t meth. Know what I'm saying?

I'll be honest with you.

That's like the big deal for me.

But it's hard to shake that stuff.

You know what I'm saying?

[funky music playing]

I had a little piece of lemonade sliver,

like a little lemonade packet.

I put it negative to negative.

You can only get, like, a certain amount

of lights out of one battery

using the little wick.

I was about to give up.

[Ty] Abracadabra!

And then boom!

Last try, it f*cking went up.

I was like, "Oh, thank God."

[Eastside] Abracadabra, B!

[inmates laughing]

[Eastside] So after that,

hand on the battery,

I'm like,

"sh*t, I'm not taking this down to 'em."

They'll see me handing them the battery,

you know what I mean?

I'm like, "sh*t."

[Squirrel] Let him have it.

Let him have it.

[CJ] So now, I'm like, "f*ck."

How am I finna put the clock back up

without getting caught?

[indistinct chatter]

[dramatic music playing]

[CJ] I was kind of nervous.

I'm like, "sh*t."

"f*ck. If they do say some sh*t, I was

trying to change the time on the clock."

[indistinct chatter]

[Randy] Set it down.

[Squirrel] Set it down,

man, or set it right!

But it wasn't a problem. I put it back up

like nothing ever happened.

[music fades]

[ambient music playing]

There ain't no telling

with these fools up in here.

They ran wild.

There's gonna be a lot of chaos. Drama.

All type of bullshit.

Yeah, homie, I'm just big bad

A rock star ♪

Pull up with a big bag

And pop off ♪

Yeah ♪

[Big Mel] Yeah, this is jailhouse tobaccy.

That's a Newport right there.

-It just take the edge off. That's all.

-Yeah, yeah.

Call it a coffee stick.

Y'all know the ingredients to making this?

Coffee sticks? First of all,

you get you a napkin, brown paper towel.

[rock music playing]

Then you soak it in coffee.

Make it darker to get the better.

Let it air dry. Once it airs out,

roll it like it's a blunt.

Put some light on that m*therf*cker,

you're good.

Somebody gonna have to step up.

Really, it's gonna work itself out.

People. They gonna come

and find their position

'cause those are the people

that wanna stay and make this work

'cause I like it here.

It make my time go smooth,

and I'm trying to be smooth when I move.

-[all chuckle]

-I know I could take care of myself.

I'm gonna do what the rules say.

They don't have to worry about me.

It's just those few that don't care.

So we can't keep making mistakes.

If we do, it ain't gonna work.

It ain't gonna work.

We just gonna be stuck.

[Big Mel] A little coffee stick,

man, just to take the edge off.

[laughing]

We gotta get

another wick going on, though.

-We need some more tissue.

-[inmate] Yeah, bring some more tissue.

[Big Mel] Look at that m*therf*cker.

We all in here together, so we all chill.

But some people be trying to numb

their pain. They got m*rder charges,

facing life in the pen.

They want to forget about it.

So they act out in a certain way.

What's he trying to do?

I'm burning the house down.

I'm gonna be on that.

To be clear, before I got in jail,

I did not do drugs.

But when I got in here,

I was bored, so I started doing drugs.

[Mayham] There was stuff in our room

other than hooch,

like we have some drugs in our room.

[indistinct]

[Mayham] Dude, you are the biggest pothead

I've ever seen in my life. I swear to God.

I've never met somebody

that whines and cries.

[producer] How do people get drugs

in here?

People get drugs in here

through, like, cigarettes.

I've seen a carton

come through this f*ck.

[Wutzke] Give me the big one.

Like, everything in that m*therf*cker.

Crack, cocaine, weed,

deuce, cigarettes,

everything you can imagine is in there.

Hopefully gonna finish all that.

[inmate] You can swallow dope. I mean,

depending on how much you got.

You might have to keister egg it.

[Ty] You go to court,

you got the opportunity

to, you know, bring that pack in.

Getting drugs going out the unit.

Boom. Bringing that sh*t back in.

["Wild" by Home of Happy, Max Bronco

& Adam Connor plays]

Mayham got the good sh*t.

["Wild" continues playing]

Oh my God,

there was like five smoke rooms.

[song continues]

[song ends]

It was f*cking great.

I'm going real high after this sh*t.

[Eastside] Tell 'em to f*ck off,

you hear me?

Told you how folks was gonna act.

'Cause the young kids don't get it,

and it's starting to get out of control.

[laughter]

[tense music playing]

Right now people are lighting wicks

and doing whatever.

Not me 'cause I don't partake

in none of that.

I don't wanna get high,

but I don't wanna look

at everybody getting high either.

I just work out and do my thing

and stay in my lane.

Just greet them.

"Yeah. All right, get out of my face."

[gargling]

Because I think

there's consequences and repercussions

for these actions you take.

The trash will take itself out.

All you gotta do is sit back and watch.

But it's still gonna ruin it

for a lot of people.

This is straight f*cking madness, dude.

[mellow music playing]

It was like a f*cking w*r zone,

like World w*r III in this b*tch.

It was smoke everywhere.

It smelled like straight smoke.

There were weird smells

floating through the door.

So I'm like, "Oh my God."

"Miss Dennis is finna come f*ck me up."

I was scared as f*ck.

You keep rubbing it.

What are you rubbing it for?

There's nothing there. [laughs]

-[Wutzke] Ah, you fire, bro! Look at

-[alarm trilling]

[exclaiming]

-[inmate] Oh my God.

-[Wutzke] That's 'cause it's spilling out.

Now it's OV.

[Mayham] Hey, come here, bro!

Oh my God. We're finna get mobbed.

-[inmate] You need to put it out.

-[Wutzke] For real?

[alarm continues trilling]

[Ty] It's definitely gonna be over with.

All the freedom is gonna be over with.

Back on 23 and 1.

Oh man.

Started getting worse and worse,

and then full chaos in there.

-[alarm trilling]

-[dramatic music builds]

Oh my goodness. Ugh.

Now this program's turned over.

[music builds, fades]

[alarm trilling]

["Dub of Silver (feat. Seb J.)"

by Bass Over Babylon playing]

[music fades]