Day the Earth Blew Up, The: A Looney Tunes Movie (2024)

[bunniefuu]

An asteroid?

Astronomer's log.

An asteroid seems to have

appeared in our solar system.

I am concerned

about its trajectory.

I need to calculate the...

Huh?

A second anomaly?

It's coming right at the Earth

with incredible velocity.

I must be looking at...

a UFO?

Come on!

Well, now, who do we have here?

Porky Pig and Daffy Duck.

Walk over to Farmer Jim, boys!

Whoa!

Hoo, woo-hoo!

And so, Gabby Goat

kept smiling and dancing.

Gabby was so happy that he--

He decided

to play with his friend.

That is the...

All right. Let 'er rip, Pork-O!

Woo-hoo!

That's it

Happy b-b-birthday, Daffy!

Oh, Porky! It's beautiful!

Let's try it out!

Aw,

I'm glad you like it.

All right.

I know you can do it.

Oh, whoa...

That a boy, Porky!

Your turn now, Daffy.

Huh?

Look, Pa. No training wheels!

Woo-hoo!

That is one looney duck.

Oh!

Oink-oink, pig boy!

Huh? Argh!

Eh, D-D-Daffy, are you sure

this is a good--

Woo-hoo!

Yeah...

Can I go back to my room now?

Looking good

That is the...

Listen here, boys.

The world can be a cruel place.

But as long as you two

stick together,

you'll be all right.

Oh, and one more thing.

Don't forget

to take care of your home.

Farmer Jim, he's g-g-gone!

It's okay, pal. Let it all out.

Why, hello there,

little birdie.

Now let's see what's on

the calendar for today.

Annual Home Standards Review?

Oh, I didn't re-re-realize

that was today.

I'd better wake up Daffy.

Daffy, wake up.

Wake up, Daffy.

You won't... you won't

take me alive...

What are you?

Oh, Daffy.

It's...

Daffy, wake up!

The subterranean

spider-people are real,

I tell you!

Oh, morning, Porky.

What's with the early

wake-up call?

Today's our

Annual Home Standards Review.

Ah, yes, the good old

Annual Home Standards Review.

What is that again?

We talked

about this before.

This is the day

when an inspector comes

to make sure our house

is living up to

community standards.

Okay.

As long as we're done before

Extraterrestrial Cover-ups

comes on TV.

Yeah, well, don't worry.

I made a checklist

of everything we need to do.

I think we'll get it done.

Okey dokey, Porky.

Let's get crack-a-lackin'.

Okay, first things first.

Grass must not appear

dead and brown.

Check!

Well, we got that covered.

Wooden steps must be

free from holes,

and safe to walk on.

That should work.

Check.

Gotta make sure the gutters

are fully functional.

And free of sludge.

Yard waste must be--

Eradicated!

Must make sure

there are no cracks

on the w-w-walkway.

Daffy, I said no cracks.

Oh! Sorry.

Well, Porky,

we're all finished.

Here's to

passing this inspection

and living another year

just the way we like it.

Yeah, j-j-just the way

"we" like it.

Hmm.

Don't worry, chum.

I'll handle this

middle-aged busybody.

Hello there,

Miss Inspector Lady.

I'm sure you'll find

that our humble abode

meets your specifications.

Feel free to inspect

as you please.

Hmm? Yes.

I suppose everything

seems satisfactory...

with the exception

of...

...your roof!

Our roof?

There's a giant hole

in our roof!

That is what we call

a code violation,

and it breaks the law.

If you do not have

a functioning roof

within ten days, this property

will be condemned,

seized by the authorities,

demolished.

And this ungodly eyesore

will be eliminated

from our the perfect

neighborhood once and for all!

-Demolished?

-What?

You heard right.

No roof, no home.

Gee whiz, she's ruthless.

Well, at least

I'm not "roofless."

Good luck...

...losers!

Shoo! Shoo, you lousy birds!

This is horrible.

How did we not notice

this giant hole in our roof?

I don't know.

But we can't survive

if we lose our home.

What would Farmer Jim

think of this?

This will not stand.

We must investigate.

Hmm.

Giant hole. Missing roof.

Uh-huh, mm-hmm.

What's this?

Ew!

Hey, Porkman,

what do you make of all this?

It's probably related

to the termite problem

we've been putting off.

Yeah, termites

explain the hole, all right.

But what about this goo?

Well, that's easy.

We also have a serious

m-m-mold infestation.

Oh! I was gonna say

inter-dimensional ectoplasm,

but I guess you're right.

Well, here it is,

our entire life savings.

All right!

This should be

more than enough.

That is nowhere near enough.

Call me when you two

chump-change cheapskates

get your hands

on some real money.

Hmph!

Oh, jeez!

What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do?

Daffy, calm down.

There is one thing we can do.

Wait for a stimulus check?

No.

Get a job.

A job?

You mean like work?

Yeah, a j-j-job.

That way, we can

earn some money

to pay off our roof repair.

But we've never worked

a day in our lives.

Well, now is

a good time to start.

Besides a little

re-re-responsibility

and good old-fashioned

hard work might do us good.

Yeah, a job.

There's no possible way

two capable characters like us

could screw that up.

Hey, this paper boy job

is a piece of...

It's easy!

And it's about

to get even easier,

thanks to my pedal-powered

periodical projectile pusher.

-Daffy, I don't think--

-Woo-hoo!

-Daffy, no!

-Woo-hoo!

Fired!

Welcome to Beans Brew Coffee.

Can I take your order?

Can I get a medium triple-mocha

sugar-free latte,

non-fat, non-dairy,

light creamer,

easy ice, upside down,

extra whip,

half teaspoon

of vanilla sweetener,

a dusting of cinnamon,

a quarter-full,

room for milk--

We serve coffee here!

What you trying to pull, huh?

Who are you?

What are you after anyways?

Are we being filmed?

Fired!

Don't worry, sir.

Our rideshare service

will have you

to the airport in no time.

A bottle of water, sir?

Just hop on the landing gear!

It's perfectly safe!

You got this!

Bon voyage!

And don't forget

to give us a "like."

You are fired!

Fired! Fired!

Fired!

Fired!

Fired! Fired! Fired!

Do you really think

we can make money

being influencers?

Of course we can.

All we need is the right look.

Did we get a million views

and make some roof money?

You're canceled.

Boy, that really

blew up in our face--

That's all, folks!

Oh, D-D-Daffy,

what are we gonna do?

We're gonna lose our home!

We've gotta

stay positive, Porky.

We still have two days.

That's plenty of time

to turn things around.

Shakes are on the house, boys.

It looks like you both

could use some cheering up.

See, things are already

turning around.

What did Farmer Jim say?

"As long as we stick together,

we'll be all right."

I suppose so.

Trust me,

the right opportunity

is bound to come our way

sooner or later.

I got it.

Maybe we can get into

underground fighting.

I can train you.

I mean, how hard could it be?

Or maybe we can be

delivery drivers.

I hear they have

great benefits.

And then, once we finish

night school,

we could teach English

to foreigners.

Or maybe we could get jobs

as animation executives.

Porky, you listening to me?

Ah!

I see what you're looking at.

Mm-hmm.

Boy, does that look delicious.

I bet you want a piece of that,

eh, buddy?

Hmm? Huh? Hmm? I gotcha.

Daffy, no!

Let me do the talking.

You do the watching,

and I'll get you

some of that tasty dish.

Daffy! Please!

Hey, Joe,

how about a slice

of that cherry pie

for my friend over there?

Oh, no, I don't need any pie.

Thank you.

Guess he changed his mind.

He sure has a moody appetite.

Maybe it's a pig thing.

Uh, no offense.

Say, I don't think I've seen

you around here before.

I'm Daffy Duck.

Hi, I'm Petunia Pig.

Nice to meet you.

That indecisive

scatterbrain over there

is my BFF, Porky Pig.

Uh, hi.

Say, would you like to join us

in our booth?

We can always use

the extra company.

Sure! Nice to meet you both.

So, are you just dropping in

for a cup of coffee?

Uh, yes. I mean, no.

Well, actually,

more like flavor sampling.

I'm a flavor scientist

at the gum factory.

So, are you in charge

of that new flavor

everyone is so excited about?

Super Strongberry?

Ugh! No way.

Between us, it's just

the same old flavor,

only repackaged

with a "Strong" in front of it.

You know,

you've got to take risks

if you want to make

something really good.

Me, I'm on the quest

to make the world's

most perfect flavor.

I'm close. Really close.

But I haven't

quite cracked it yet.

Question is, could this coffee

be the missing ingredient...

Uh, you... you wouldn't

want to happen to--

Ooh! Let me try.

Ah, yes. Mmm.

How does it taste?

Very fruity.

Any tingling?

Shortness of breath?

Sweeter than I expected.

All right, he hasn't

turned green yet. That's good.

Though I can't

quite pinpoint...

the aftertaste.

Wow, that was crazy!

How did you do that?

Huh?

It's nothing, really.

Just a series

of chemical reactions

that lead to a crazy expl*si*n,

but not a literal expl*si*n,

a flavor expl*si*n.

That's what

I'm trying to achieve.

Anyway. What do you guys do?

Absolutely nothing.

We can't even hold down a job

for more than--

Actually, we're in the middle

of a career transition.

It's just that people

don't appreciate

our specialized skill set.

Tell me about it.

People are so set

in their ways.

They're just afraid

of the unknown.

Not us. We're not afraid

of nothing.

We're a couple of

old-fashioned risk-takers.

You know, it would be great

to have a couple of like-minded

allies at the factory.

And I know they're hiring

extra workers

to help with the new

Super Strongberry rollout.

If you're interested.

-Interested?

-We'd love to!

Great. I'll see what I can do.

Come on by tomorrow morning.

Why, this is just

the opportunity

we've been waiting for.

Woo-hoo!

Oh, sorry to cut things

short, guys,

but I have some

rotting eggs to check on.

I'll see you guys tomorrow.

-Bye! Nice meeting you.

-So long.

Thanks again.

See, Porky?

As long as we stick together,

we'll be all right.

Okay, the job's pretty simple.

You push the button,

you pull the crank.

Mess up once and you're fired.

So just to clarify...

This crank here?

It's the only crank

in the building, Einstein.

Okay, Daffy.

You heard what the man said.

I'm gonna push this button.

And I'm gonna smash the crank.

Daffy, no!

You're supposed

to p-p-pull the crank.

Oh!

That's right, I forgot.

Pull the crank.

Okay. Off to a good start.

Push the button.

And pull the crank.

Push the button.

And pull the crank.

-Push the button.

-And pull the crank.

-Push the button.

-And pull the crank.

Push the button.

And pull the crank.

Push the button.

And pull the crank.

-Push the button.

-And pull the crank.

Congratulations on completing

your first successful shift.

Not that that's

any sort of accomplishment.

Thanks, Mr. Bossman.

I can't believe it.

We're actually

working well together.

Amazing, isn't it?

I think we've finally

found our calling

as entry-level factory workers.

And if we keep this up,

we'll have enough money

to fix our roof in no time.

Yeah, as long as

the plot doesn't twist.

Hey, Daffy.

I'm gonna g-g-grab

a quick refreshment.

Sounds good, pal.

Hmm.

Maybe I'll try to meet

some new people.

Hey, you seem like

the friendly type.

Care to go back and forth

about the weather with me?

Mister?

Chew!

"Chew"?

Is that some sort of

gum factory employee greeting?

You know, because

chewing gum...

Sheesh!

I thought everyone here

was friendly.

That looks exactly like

the goo from the roof.

Something's screwy

about that fella.

And I know screwy.

Hoo-hoo!

Hmm. I wonder

if this could work.

Hey, Petunia,

anybody ever tell you

that sponges are for cleaning

and not for eating?

What a freak!

Hmm!

Whatever.

Come on, guys.

We better leave before she

blows up the break room again.

Have fun with your new flavor.

At least it's not another

boring berry reboot.

What a nerd!

Yuck! What a bunch

of corporate drones.

Now, where was I?

Oh, yeah. Squid ink.

Blue mugs!

Oh, hey, Porky.

How's it going?

Sorry. I didn't mean to

startle you.

I just noticed,

we both have b-b-blue mugs.

Oh, yeah.

Matching mugs.

So are you d-d-doing

some more tests on coffee?

No. Um, actually, I made

some dandelion squid ink tea.

Wanna try?

Oh, I'd love to!

It t-t-tastes delicious.

Whoa!

It's okay, Porky.

Thanks for offering up

your taste buds.

Excuse me.

I don't mind, Petunia.

You can tickle my taste buds

anytime you want.

Huh?

Oh! Uh, for science, of course.

Oh, right.

For science, of course,

You know, Porky,

I'm really glad

you started working here.

It's nice to make

a new fr-fr-fr...

Oh, you mean make a new, eh,

fr-fr-fr...

...acquaintance!

Yeah, sorry.

I tend to stutter

when I get a little nervous.

Oh, no need to apologize.

I stutter even when

I'm not a-a-a-eh-anxious.

A-ha!

Oh!

...right at the

Earth with incredible velocity.

I must be looking at... a UFO!

What in the world

is going on here?

Chew...

That's a

good little chew toy.

It's time for the next phase

of my plan.

Soon this tangy, juicy gum

will force

the doomed inhabitants

of this helpless little planet

to bow before me,

and my superior intellect.

Then, I will take

their most precious resource

and make it all mine!

Chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy

Chewy, chewy, chewy, baby

And I'm 'bout to get you

Wrapped up so very fine

Chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy

Chewy, chewy, chewy, baby

Ooey, gooey Chewy

Chew me out of my mind

Ah, ooh, I love to kiss her

Love to hold her

Love to miss her

Love to scold her

Love to love her like I do

Ooey little Chewy

Don't know

what you doin' to me

But you do it to me

What I want you to

Well, Chewy,

Mrs. Grecht.

The new flavor celebration

is looking absolutely splendid!

Thank you, Mr. Mayor.

But splendid would be

if we can get

the banner straight!

And where is our gum shipment?

People will be here shortly.

Well, it's about time!

I'd like those boxes

placed orderly.

Is she

always like this?

Yes, she is.

Well, it was really nice

talking to you, Porky.

I guess I gotta get back

to the flavor lab.

Yeah, and I got

some buttons to push.

Attention,

all gum factory employees.

A reminder that our new

Super Strongberry

global gum launch will start

with a kickoff celebration

today at four o'clock

outside of City Hall.

Eh, say, Petunia,

would you maybe

wanna go with me

to the Super Strongberry

celebration?

You know, to support

the ne-ne-new flavor?

Support

that new flavor?

Oh, that is the last thing

I want to do.

But I'd love to go

and hang out with you.

Really?

Yeah. Let's meet

out front before.

Okay, great.

Porky!

Thank goodness

I found you.

I don't want to alarm you,

but there are some

incredibly strange

and wildly

conspiratorial things

happening to this very factory

as we speak!

What strange things?

Oh... Hello again.

Uh, Daffy, what in the world

are you talking about?

Oh, I'll tell you.

The goo

from our roof is here!

Now, I thought I told you

not to make inside jokes

at the, uh, w-w-w-workplace.

-Excuse us.

-Huh?

We're gonna get

some fresh air.

Uh, okay.

See you after work!

Now, you listen here, Daffy.

These conspiracy

theories of yours

are gonna get us

into t-t-trouble!

If we want to fix our roof

and save the house,

you gotta keep this, eh,

c-c-crazy talk to yourself!

Why don't you go for a walk

and cool down?

And please, promise not to

yell out anything looney.

But-- But--

Yeah, yeah.

Maybe Porky is right.

I just gotta take a walk

and cool down.

There's nothing

strange going on.

People just want to celebrate

and show their town pride.

Yeah, hanging out,

playing games,

and buying some gum.

-Hey, is that the new flavor?

-Sure is.

Arrived just in time

for today's celebration.

Well, I'm just gonna have

to give that a chew.

Chew?

Chew...

Mmm.

Chew...

Oh! A bit gooier

than I imagined.

Chew...

Goo? Chew?

-Chew...

-Chew!

All right, sister!

Spit that chewing gum out!

Hello?

That gum just blinked.

-And now it's looking at me.

-Chew?

Chew!

What do you want?

I gotta do

something about this.

What is that?

A duck?

How does it know?

He'll ruin everything!

What the--

Get me another--

Ow! Ow! Ow!

-Chew, chew.

-Don't touch me!

Get me another visual!

Chew, chew, chew!

Help! The gum is watching us!

It's doing things

to people's minds!

Crazy duck!

Can't you see what's going on?

It's the new Goodie Gum flavor!

It's changing people!

Please, stay away from us!

This duck is a buffoon.

No one will ever

take him seriously.

He poses no threat to my plan,

so let him "chew"

his way out of danger.

Chew.

Stop the wedding!

The gum has evil goo in it!

Welcome, Townspeople!

We've got plenty

of free samples

of the new Super Strongberry

gum for everyone!

I gotta warn everybody!

I gotta warn them all!

It's the gum!

It's the gum!

All right! Now,

to kick off this celebration

with Grandview's very own

Gary and the Gumballs!

What's up, Grandview?

-Who's ready to chew?

-Nobody!

Citizens of Grandview,

the new Goodie Gum is turning

everyone into zombies!

Uh, is...

is this part of the show?

What? A hysterical,

naked duck at the event?

I gotta see this.

D-D-Daffy!

Hmm.

I hope Porky's here soon.

Please, don't do

something crazy!

Please, don't do

something crazy!

Please-- Oh!

I'm not doing something crazy!

-Daffy!

-That duck is crazy.

-What're you doing?

-Are you seeing this?

The gum,

it takes over your mind!

Excuse me. Our home! Our jobs!

I saw it in the factory!

A strange man

was putting goo into the gum!

-Now, now.

-There's a zombie right now!

Don't be fooled

by their common appearance.

The broken, slouching stature!

These big,

fake eyebrows that easily...

-Come... off!

-What are you doing?

See?

Daffy!

Don't do this!

This entire getup

is obviously a disguise!

Oh, no!

Covering their...

slimy...

interior?

Uh...

Hoo!

Well, I hope

you're happy, Daffy.

You got us fired

from the only job

we were good at.

You r-r-ruined

my date with Petunia.

And now we're down

to our last nickel

because I had to use

our roof savings

to bail you out of j-j-jail!

What's next?

But, Porky, this is bigger

than our roof problems.

You have to believe me.

Something is definitely

going on with the gum.

Oh, is that so?

Something going on

with the gum, huh?

Yeah, I'm telling ya!

It's doing something crazy

to people's brains.

Well, maybe

I just gotta show you

how crazy you sound.

One stick of Super Strongberry

gum, please.

Porky, no!

I'm tired of chewing you out,

so I'm going to

chew this myself.

Porky, wait!

Don't chew it! It's dangerous!

Daffy, stop!

It's for your own good!

-No! No! No!

-Let go!

-I won't let you chew!

-Cut it out!

Stop!

What happened? Huh?

Porky?

What the heck are you doing?

And what happened today?

My apologies, Petunia.

-I was trying to--

-Hey, wait a minute.

You're a nerdy scientist.

Can you help us figure out

what's wrong with this gum?

What's wrong with it?

What's not wrong

with it?

First off, it's generic,

unimaginative, not to mention--

No, no, no!

You don't understand.

Whenever people chew this,

they turn into zombies.

Well, if it means

I get to show the world

how horrible that flavor is,

count me in.

With my state-of-the-art

flavor testing equipment,

I should be able to figure out

if this gum

has been compromised.

And initiating chew sequence.

Chew!

Uh... Chew?

Chew! Chew, chew, chew!

Oh! What is it now?

I told you never disturb

my "me" time.

Chew, chew, chew!

Fine. Bring it here.

Chop-chop! Hurry up! Come on.

Whoa! Chew!

Chew! Chew, chew, chew...

Chew, chew.

Eight billion people

on the planet,

and I get stuck

with the stupidest one!

Chew.

No biological host?

Nothing seems to be happening.

It's that duck again.

What's this?

He's joined

by some ham-fisted friends?

Hmm. Maybe I

underestimated you.

I can't allow you

to discover my plan, now can I?

Well, so much

for my theory, huh?

Yep. Nothing remarkable

about this gum.

Just another dull,

uninspired, lackluster--

Guys?

-Oh.

-My.

Gum!

Problem solved.

Now, get out of here!

And don't interrupt me again.

Wait!

On second thought,

I have something

I need you to do.

I hope that shatterproof glass

can withstand the abuse.

Well, technically,

shatterproof glass

can withstand 24,000 pounds

per square inch

without breaking.

Oh, thank goodness.

But that's not

shatterproof glass.

Mother!

Aah! Oh!

This way!

Shh!

Daffy!

You're gonna get us caught.

Where did it go?

Shh!

Porky, Petunia-- Whoa!

Daffy!

Whatever you do,

don't let it in your mouth!

A little-- Ha!

Help...

would be--

Nice!

Sooner rather than later,

please!

We gotta help him!

Oh! Where is it?

I know it's here somewhere.

Where is it? Where is it? Ah...

I barely even know you.

Chew on this!

Get it off me! Get it off me!

Get it off me! Get it off me!

Grab me the citric acid

and the mentholated mint!

It's our only chance!

Which one is it?

Red and blue!

-Got it!

-Now, mix them together!

Get it off me! Get it off me!

Get it off!

D-D-Done!

Throw it!

Get it off me!

Get it off me!

Get it off me! Get it off me!

Get it off me! Get it off me!

Oh. Is it over?

I don't know

what's in this gum,

but whatever it is,

it's not from this world.

Ooh, I wonder

what it tastes like.

Petunia!

Well, that's enough

alien-infected gum for one day.

Time to get the heck out of--

Chew!

Chew.

Oh, boy! Gum!

Chew...

They're everywhere.

Quick, turn out the lights!

Close the curtains!

And lower your voices!

Chew!

Phew!

It was nice

knowing you guys.

Now, who gets what?

It's already infected

everyone in town.

And that new flavor

was a global rollout.

Then at this rate,

it's probably spread

across the entire--

Planet!

You know, we can't

just sit here and do nothing

while the whole town

gets taken over.

I just realized,

I don't actually own anything.

That is,

except for half of our house.

Pork man.

If they get to me first,

you can have the house,

and remember

to take good care of it

like Farmer Jim wanted.

Our house.

Our promise to Farmer Jim.

Look into my eyes

You will see

What you mean to me

Search your heart

Search your soul

And when you find me there

You'll search no more

Don't tell me

it's not worth tryin' for

Don't forget

to take care of your home.

You can't tell me...

Porky!

Earth to Porky!

Are you having a flashback?

Yeah.

Guys, we have to fight.

Right here, right now.

Because we have

something worth fighting for.

Like saving our home.

And saving our town!

And saving the w-w-world!

And saving

everyone's taste buds,

so that they can

try new flavors

that will blow their minds!

We might not be

the best people for the job.

After all, Porky,

you're soft, you're a coward,

and you stutter.

And, Petunia,

You're weird.

You lick stuff

that should never be licked.

And you're a nerd!

And me?

Well, I'm just plain looney.

But none of that matters!

Because when the chips are down

and the gum zombies

are chewing,

we will rise to the occasion

and go out there

and kick some gum zombie butts!

-Woo-hoo!

-Yeah! Let's do it!

But first, we need a plan.

First things first.

Can't reverse an invasion

on an empty stomach.

That's what I always say.

Mmm.

If chewing the gum

turns people,

how do we get them...

...to s-s-stop?

Yeah. How do we undo the chew?

Hey, anyone want

some hot sauce?

Oh, no! That's not hot sauce.

That's--

My rotten

egg extract.

Thought it would be

a perfect flavor compliment

in a yeasty garlic gum base,

but everyone gags

when they smell it.

Porky, are you stinkin'

what I'm stinkin'?

Eggs-actly.

Say, Petunia, any chance you

can make more of this stuff?

Does glutamic acid salt

make flavor pop

and become more intense?

That means "yes."

Here it goes.

Wow, that worked great!

All right.

We're really gonna do it!

Two pigs and a duck!

Stinkin', singein',

and savin' lives!

I just want to know

what kind of firepower

this sucker is packing.

Careful, Daffy.

It has a sensitive--

Trigger.

Daffy! Be careful

with that thing.

Oh!

Don't worry! I'll put it out.

Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

Oops, it's spreading.

Daffy, try the extinguisher!

Huh? Oh, yeah.

Just gotta break the glass.

Oh, Daffy.

I think I got it. Whoa! Oh!

I'll just go get us some more

eggs from my storage closet.

Eggs...

Okay.

Situation is under control.

Yeah, I'm gonna go help

Petunia out with those eggs.

Sounds good, Pork.

Aah!

Oh, don't worry.

I'll go get the eggs.

Oh, um, okay. I'll go top off

my propane tank then.

And that!

Spit it out, you...

Boy, I can't wait

to get out there.

Actually, Daffy,

it turns out

we're all out of eggs.

We need you

to stay here in the lab

and lay more

to fill our gas cans.

Yes, sir. Lay the--

Lay the eggs?

Yep. I checked everywhere.

I can't believe

we're fresh out.

Can't we just get some

from the store?

It's too dangerous

out there, Daffy.

But I thought Farmer Jim said--

Now, this is

an important job, Daffy.

You're the only one

who can l-l-lay the eggs.

We need you. Here.

Well, okay.

I guess I gotta do my part.

Come on,

you guys.

Time to save the world!

Thanks, Daffy.

Just stay here

and lay those eggs, okay?

Okay, cool.

You guys have fun

saving the world without me.

Where's Daffy?

Oh, he's gonna hang back

and help with the eggs.

Are you ready, Petunia?

You gas 'em, I'll blast 'em.

Chew...

What happened to me?

You were infected by an alien

mind-control gum.

See ya!

Chew!

Finally! Let me have it.

Oh, sweet resource.

You are indeed most precious.

Hmm...

No.

What the-- What is this?

Are you kidding me?

Why did you buy

so many novelty teeth?

Chew.

You imbecile!

You were supposed

to get me one thing!

What? The number of controlled

is dropping abruptly?

How is that possible?

I'll figure this out!

Great work, Petunia.

Impossible!

I thought I roasted those pigs!

That's it.

It's time to get rid of them.

Once and for all!

That's great

It starts with an earthquake

Birds and snakes

An aeroplane

Lenny Bruce is not afraid

Eye of a hurricane

Listen to yourself churn

World serves its own needs

Don't mis-serve

your own needs

Speed it up a notch

Speak, grunt, no, strength

The ladder

starts to clatter

With fear, fight

Down, height

Uh-oh, overflow, population

Common group

But it'll do, save yourself

Serve yourself

World serves its own needs

Listen to your heart bleed

Tell me with the Rapture

And the reverent

In the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic

Slam fight, bright light

Feeling pretty psyched

It's the end of the world

as we know it

It's the end of the world

as we know it

It's the end of the world

as we know it

And I feel fine

Six o'clock, TV hour

Don't get caught

in foreign tower

Slash and burn, return

Listen to yourself churn

Lock him in uniform

Book-burning, bloodletting

Every motive escalate

Automotive incinerate

Light a candle

Light a motive

Step down, step down

Watch your heel

Crush, crush, uh-oh

This means no fear, cavalier

Renegade and steering clear

A tournament, a tournament

A tournament of lies

Offer me solutions

Offer me alternatives

And I decline

It's the end of the world

as we know it

It's the end of the world

as we know it

It's the end of the world

as we know it

And I feel fine

I feel fine

It's the end of the world

as we know it

It's the end of the world

as we know it

It's the end of the world

as we know it

Who's there?

Oh, yeah.

I'm over here

nodding off in a nest,

when really,

I should be out there

where all the action is!

Well, no more!

Time for this duck to go...

amuck.

This is amazing, Porky.

We're really doing it.

I don't know what it is,

but when I'm around you,

I feel like

I'm unstoppable.

You know,

I think we make a great--

You mean a great--

-Team!

-Couple!

Maybe I, uh,

should have said "team."

Well, "couple"

doesn't sound bad, either.

Oh. When this is all done,

we could,

uh, we could--

Make way!

Daffy Duck

has entered the game.

Daffy!

You're supposed to be

laying eggs in the lab.

Don't worry. I took care of it.

Daffy! That wasn't the plan.

Me and Petunia

have it under control.

Well, what happened

to sticking together?

Besides, you call that

under control?

Stand back!

I've got a brand-new move

I've been working on.

Daffy!

You did it again!

Whoa! Since when

could they do that?

Since right now.

Well, looks like we're

totally defenseless now.

Oh, no!

I have you

right where I want you.

What do we do now?

Run!

Quick, up there!

Huh?

Slide down.

Trust me, it's perfectly--

Don't worry about that.

You can still make the jump.

I'll-- Oh! Oh! Whoa!

I'll catch ya!

What are you waiting for?

Trust me!

Trust you?

Just jump!

No.

I don't think

Daffy can catch us.

Well, you're just

gonna have to try!

What took you so long?

Porky!

Catch me!

I got you!

Aah!

Porky!

Petunia!

I waited too long.

She's gone

because of me.

-Come on, pal. We gotta go.

-Oh, wait.

Porky!

You can run,

but you can't hide.

Chew!

What are we gonna do?

Let's go home!

Quick! Cover the windows!

They're coming

through the front door!

We have to fight them off!

Whoa!

L-L-Look!

Daffy, look at our house!

Oh, no!

Stop!

Our house!

Our home!

Oh, no!

No!

It's the belly

of the alien ship.

Come on, Petunia.

I know you're in there.

It's no use, Porky.

She's one of them now!

Yes!

It's no use.

Pukey!

You two have chewed me over

for the last time.

Nothing can stop my plan now.

You evil space fiend!

We will rise up against you.

You can probe us, subjugate us,

take our dignity!

Probe us again!

Probe us at home,

on the beaches,

on the French Riviera!

In truck stop restrooms.

At the supermarket!

But we'll never submit

to your tyranny.

-Never!

-Daffy! Will you shut up?

You always make everything

w-w-worse!

Me? You're the one

who got us into this mess.

If you would've only jumped

when I told you to,

none of this

would have happened.

Jumping?

This mess

started when you left

your post laying eggs!

Hey, bub! Do you know

how hard it is

for a male duck to lay eggs?

Besides, why should you

and Petunia have all the fun?

Because when you're around,

it's not fun.

It turns into a disaster!

Oh! Ooh!

And that's why

I hid all the eggs.

You did what?

Did I s-s-stutter?

You mean you hid all the eggs

because--

That's right.

I couldn't trust you

not to ruin everything!

Ouch!

Ruin everything?

Who introduced you to Petunia?

Who uncovered

this alien gum invasion?

You know,

those are fighting words.

I hope you get probed.

I'll show you probed!

I'll probe you with my foot.

Come here.

Come here.

Enough!

So long, jerks.

I'll just leave you two

to work things out.

Oh, and do enjoy

the front-row seat

of me blowing up the Earth!

You maniac!

You'll never get away with it.

Sorry, can't hear you.

With those pesky interlopers

out of the way,

I can finally execute

the rest of my plan.

Now, where were we?

Ah, yes.

The entire population of Earth

is chewing

my personally modified gum.

Which means...

Initiating

Stage Two of operation.

...it's blow time.

Yes, yes, blow.

Blow, baby, blow!

Chew, chew.

Ow! My jaw.

Yes!

I guess this is it,

huh, Pork?

The day the Earth blew up.

Yeah.

We really messed things up.

We?

It wasn't all your fault.

Oh, Porky!

Where did everything go wrong?

I didn't want things

to end up this way.

Stupid Daffy.

Dumb Daffy. You dumb duck!

Why did you mess

things up so bad?

Now the whole world is ending

and my best friend hates me.

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Daffy, no! I don't hate you.

Maybe we're just not as

good a team

as we thought.

I guess you're right.

What would Farmer Jim

think of us?

We lost our jobs.

We lost our home.

And now we're losing

all of planet Earth!

We're just big...

Losers!

Hey, Porky, look.

No bars!

Aah!

Huh?

What happened?

Ew, do I taste

Super Strongberry?

Oh, no!

Petunia, you're back!

I'm s-s-so sorry.

I didn't jump and you got taken

and turned into a gum zombie.

And our house got destroyed.

It was terrible.

What?

-I said--

-No, no, no. Here's the script.

Catch up on your own time.

We've got bigger fish to fry,

like popping that bubble gum

bubble around planet Earth!

Uh, okay.

How do you think

we p-p-pop this bubble?

If you would

like to stop pressurization,

press the button now.

Well,

that's convenient.

A-ha!

Does anyone have

any peanut butter?

I think I'm gonna be sick.

-We did it!

-We did?

Bubble popped.

Yeah, we did it!

We really showed that alien

what for, huh?

Huh?

You barnyard freaks!

You ruined everything!

Well, when I see

some alien weirdo

trying to subjugate

the Earth with gum,

I put a stop to it.

But I was... I was not

subjugating the Earth.

I was trying to save it.

Save it?

From what?

Warning.

Warning.

From that!

Oh, what is that?

This just in.

An asteroid is

hurtling toward Earth,

threatening our

total destruction.

And the Knob County Fair

gets underway this weekend.

What's going on?

A giant asteroid is

hurtling towards Earth!

Oh!

Asteroid? The asteroid!

Okay, people. Calm it down.

What we need is a plan.

Well, I had a plan,

but you ninnies just ruined it.

-Do tell.

-I devised a way

to make everyone

blow a giant gum bubble,

which would surround the Earth

and make the asteroid

bounce clean off.

And I continue my access

to Earth's

most precious resource.

Resource?

You mean like gold?

-Uranium?

-Smog?

No!

I'm talking something

much more precious.

Earth is the only planet

in the galaxy

to produce this

incredible resource.

Behold!

All hail the resource.

Isn't that a boba drink?

Boba!

Looks like it's up to us

to save the Earth.

Us? How can we

stop the asteroid?

With old-fashioned know-how.

Look, right there.

There's a pocket

in the heart of the asteroid.

All we have to do is beam down,

drop an expl*sive payload

inside and detonate,

and boom!

The asteroid will be

blown to bits

and Earth will be saved.

We don't have any expl*sives.

Then a laser.

Uh-uh.

Tactical bio-weapons?

We have goo. Lots of goo.

What kind of alien are you?

Certainly not an uninformed

expl*sives-carrying alien!

I'll explode on you and you

if you don't start

thinking expl*sives!

Explode?

Say, Petunia, can you make

any more of your expl*sive gum?

Does glutamic acid salt

make flavor pop

and become more intense?

That means yes.

Hey, stop! We've got a plan!

This just in.

We've received transmission

that a scientist, an alien,

a duck and two pigs

have a plan to save Earth.

We are all doomed.

Status report.

We're almost ready.

We only have 15 minutes

until impact.

Get in and out

as fast as you can,

then we'll beam you back up

for detonation.

Detonation?

Oh, you have to

chew this stuff to detonate it.

We can't chew it.

We'll blow up.

Well, that's the end

of that plan.

How could we

possibly chew the gum?

Chew?

Wind-up novelty teeth?

These will work.

Let's do this, g*ng.

Yeah!

You won't have

much time once you're inside,

so deliver the payload

and get out.

The path to the core

should be smooth sailing.

Beyond the entrance

lies some non-threatening

gas fields.

Then you'll come upon some

harmless Class Two terrain.

And finally, pass through

a wide-open cavern.

All right. You should be

at the drop point.

Well,

there she is.

The center of the asteroid.

It's a 200-foot drop

to the bottom,

so you better get started.

Okay, guys.

J-J-Just like we planned.

Petunia, you'll man the winch

and lower Daffy and I

down to the core.

Daffy, you'll spray the core

with the modified

projectile pusher

that's loaded with

Petunia's gum compound.

And I'll set the novelty teeth.

Finally, I get a piece

of the action.

I'm gonna go down there

and show them

how it's really done!

Maybe this isn't

such a good idea.

All right, everyone.

Let's chew this.

Porky.

You know,

this is a pretty important job.

And I'm liable to mess it up.

Maybe Petunia can do it.

I mean, after all,

it is her gum compound.

And, you know,

I think this winch here

is the perfect job for me.

Because if there's one thing

I know how to do right,

it's pulling the crane.

-Are you sure?

-I'm more than happy to--

I've never been

more sure in my life.

Oh, Earthlings.

Sorry to break up

your chitter-chattering,

but we have a planet to save.

So, if you don't mind,

could you please get moving?

Roger that.

Okay, Daffy. Drop us down.

Going down!

-Stop!

-I got you.

Ready, Petunia?

Let's blow this mother.

Done.

All right, Daffy. Pull us up.

Aye-aye, Captain.

They're almost to the gum.

Oh, me. Oh, my.

Dear lord,

I hope this plan works.

Oh, please. Oh, please.

Oh, please.

They flipped!

-W-w-what?

-What?

They flipped! They flipped!

Oh, my gosh. They--

Stop flipping out, man.

Get a hold of yourself.

What are we gonna do?

Get back down there

and turn them over.

They don't have time for that!

How are we gonna

chew all that gum?

I don't know.

-Unless you got a second--

-Don't look at me.

I've got a plan!

They have to--

You what?

I have a plan,

but we have to act fast,

and there's only one person

that can do the j-j-job.

Daffy Duck.

Me?

The duck?

Daffy?

Oh, no, not the duck.

The duck?

That's right. The duck.

You gotta be kidding me.

Who greenlit this garbage?

Daffy.

I need you to go down there

and fix this.

But, Porky, you know I can't.

I always make things worse.

And that's exactly

what we need.

Really?

This whole time,

I've been doubting you.

I've been afraid of

what you might do.

It's about time

I trust you, Daffy.

Now you get

down there and do this thing.

The Daffy Duck way.

I read you

loud and clear, buddy.

Let's get looney!

Whoo-hoo!

He's smashing the teeth?

What? Someone stop

that looney duck!

Porky, what is he doing?

Just wait. You'll see.

-He's causing an earthquake!

-Exactly.

Oh, that duck is

completely mad!

Look,

it's working!

The stalactites

from the ceiling!

They are chewing the gum!

What?

The duck actually

pulled it off.

Great work, Daffy.

Now let's get out of here!

All right, pull me up.

Woo-hoo!

Hurry. We've got to

get out of here

before the chain reaction.

This way.

Only three minutes till impact.

Hurry!

Whoa!

Come on. Come on.

Whoa!

Phew!

Uh-oh.

Where's Daffy?

Porky?

No!

-Daffy!

-Porky, what are you doing?

-You've got to get out of here!

-Not without my friend.

It's no use, Porky.

Save yourself.

I am one stuck duck.

We gotta go back!

They're still on the asteroid!

It's no use.

We must get the ship

to a safe distance.

Go, Porky.

Go live a full life.

Okay, fine.

One last hug.

Time to bail out.

I'm not letting go, Daffy.

But, but...

It's just like

Farmer Jim always told us.

As long as

we stick together...

We'll be all right.

By gum, we did it.

We saved the Earth.

-Yay! Oh, science.

-Oh, my resource!

I really do

love science.

Thank you. Thank you.

A lovely welcome, indeed.

And now...

...take me to your

nearest teahouse!

The first round of boba

is on me.

Boba.

It's not even that flavorful.

Oh, cheer up,

little piggy.

You're a hero.

Actually, the real heroes

are my friends,

Porky and Daffy.

Ugh, those unkempt

barn animals?

Yes. Without the bravery

and sacrifice

of those barn animals,

Earth would have

never stood a chance.

Well, this town will

certainly name a park bench

after them.

Ugh, nothing too prominent,

please.

Hey, you know,

this boba is really good.

It's better than I expected.

Kind of like a snot ball.

Mmm. Pure boba bliss.

Oh, you squishy,

delicious resource.

It can't be! A third anomaly.

Huh?

Wait.

Porky! Daffy!

Did I just hear Petunia?

Daffy,

I think we survived.

-You did!

-Petunia!

Go get 'em, Pork!

Porky!

We really did it!

Way to go, pork man.

Wow! That was...

Very...

Pleasant.

Cool! Space gum!

Whoa.

That's the greatest flavor

I've ever tasted.

Just one second.

Asteroid crystals.

That is the missing ingredient.

I did it!

I created the perfect flavor!

-Way to go!

-I knew you could do it!

Hey, boys. Can I get a photo

of the heroes for the paper?

You betcha.

Wow!

Pretty amazing, eh, Pork?

We managed to

save the whole world,

but we couldn't

save our own home.

Yeah.

The only thing we have left

is this picture of us

and F-F-Farmer Jim.

Oh, boys.

Farmer Jim?

Up here, boys.

Farmer Jim!

I wanted to tell you

how proud I am of you two.

You really stuck together

and stepped up to help

when the world needed you most.

Oh, Farmer Jim, we're so sorry

about the house.

We never

meant for it to get destroyed.

Ah, wouldn't worry your

pretty little heads over that.

-You wouldn't?

-But we have nowhere to live.

Well, then, it's a good thing

you held on

to our family picture.

It is?

Go ahead

and take it out.

Oh, okay.

What is it, Pork?

A home insurance policy.

In our names.

"Covers extensive damage

or rebuild caused by,

but not limited to,

alien mind control schemes."

"Coverage good for..."

$5,000,000!

Daffy, this means

we can buy a new home.

Oh, my gosh. Farmer Jim,

how did you know?

Well, I lived with you two

long enough

to know something looney

was bound to happen.

You take care now, boys.

Love you.

Farmer Jim, out. Peace!

-Bye, Farmer Jim.

-Thanks, Farmer Jim.

Well, Porky, are you ready

to build ourselves a new home?

As long as

we stick together, pal.

Oh, you better believe it!

Our new house should cover us

for that whole

roof situation, right?

That's all, folks!

Porky, wait!

That can't be all.

We've got to keep

this thing open for a sequel.