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Relative Control (2025)

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[gentle music]

[phone ringing]

[Sara] Hey, Terry, what's up?

Sara, John Masters called.

He wants to see you about

corporate legal advice.

Yeah, John Masters,

the CEO of Powerhouse?

Uh, looks like he has time

tomorrow, so I tentatively

set up a meeting at 10:00.

Patch me through to Jake.

[phone ringing]

Good morning, Sara.

Jake, so I have...

Uh, one second, please.

So, listen, I have

an appointment tomorrow at 10:00

with John Masters.

I think he's

the CEO of Powerhouse.

If you would look into that,

I will be right there

after I drop some stuff off

at my parents' house.

You got it.

Thank you.

[line ringing]

["Revolution Rock and Roll"

by Low Cut Connie playing]

Hello, Dad. I am on my way,

and will be there

as soon as humanly possible.

Come on, children,

lift it up

Let the jerkoffs

do their stuff

Touch my body,

touch my soul

Revolution rock and roll

Come on, children,

rip it up

Let the jerkoffs

clean it up

Touch my body,

touch my soul

Revolution rock and roll

[man weeping]

It's gonna be all right, Ralph.

It's gonna be all right.

I don't wanna leave home.

-Yeah, yeah, okay, I understand.

-Get him this one.

Look, Ralph, here's--

here's some water.

Here, take a swallow.

It'll help clear your throat.

Thanks, babe.

You understand,

don't you, Chief?

Yeah, absolutely.

Look, if you don't wanna go,

just tell your son

you're not doing it, okay?

That's what I would do.

I would've tried that,

but the truth is,

I don't wanna live alone either.

Ralph?

Ralph, Ralph!

What's going on? You're moving?

-Yeah,

-Yeah, where to?

-Pleasantville Manor.

-Oh, the manor!

That is right

down the road from me.

No, no, no, you're not gonna

be alone there, Ralph.

Promise.

I just hope

I see you guys again.

-Oh, you're gonna see us again.

-Ralph, of course

you're gonna see us again.

Right, Kay?

And look,

you're not that far away.

And I always have

my phone handy, all right?

So if you wanna do it,

just call me. It's always here.

Come on,

let me help you out, Ralph.

Anytime, he'll call you anytime.

-All the time, night or day.

-Okay...

Yeah, I have the scars

to prove it.

-[Ralph] Bye.

-[Kay] Watch your step here.

Watch your step there,

Ralphie boy.

-[Ralph, weeping] Okay.

-[Kay] I got it.

[Kay] That's it.

[sighing]

-Sara.

-He's-- Yes, yes.

Don't ever do that to us, okay?

The only way I'm leaving here

is feet-first on a slab.

[Kay] Your father's right.

Oh, yeah, you guys

are gonna stick it out,

you kids, you, huh? All right.

Well, speaking of that,

on a very timely note, here are

your wills to sign, please.

You split everything between

you and Sissy when we're gone?

Well, why would I do that, Dad?

Sissy has Todd

to take care of her.

I need to support myself.

No, of course I did.

You're kidding me. Also,

here are your powers of attorney

and your living wills to sign.

Oh, oh, no, no, no.

No living will. No living will.

-Me neither.

-Wha-- Why not?

Because I don't

want anybody else

able to pull

the plug on me, okay?

Hey, Kay, do you remember

Charlie, uh, McDowell,

and he had that stroke?

-[high-pitched whining]

-Who?

Yeah, well, um, anyway,

Charlie McDowell had a stroke,

and the doctor

got his family together

and called them together

and said,

well, he wasn't gonna make it.

-Fine.

-I'll help you.

Well, the doctor was wrong.

But if Charlie had done

that living will,

the doctor would've been right,

but Charlie would've been dead.

Yeah.

Well, far be it from me

to compete

with Charlie's resurrection.

So, why don't you just sign

the powers of attorney?

How about that?

That way I can take care

of you, Dad, okay?

In case you guys can't.

If we sign these

powers of attorney,

you can't sign

those living wills for us.

No. God, no, Dad.

Well, I wanna read

through them first, okay?

Okay. Yeah, well, that was

kind of the whole point.

All right, I gotta go to work.

Yeah, I gotta go to work, too.

I gotta see a man about a horse.

That's lovely, Dad.

[gentle music]

Sara? Sara, wait.

Have you heard from Eric lately?

Yes. As a matter of fact,

he just called last week.

-How's he doing?

-He's good.

You know, he was a big

help to us. We really miss him.

Yes, I miss him, too.

Well, moving to Oregon

seems to be about

as far away from here

as you could possibly get.

At least in the lower 48.

Does he have a job?

No, Dad, he doesn't have a job.

So, you're still supporting him.

Yeah, let's just hope

he doesn't turn out

like his old man,

that worthless b*stard.

We're still there, are we?

Well, don't worry

about Eric, Dad.

I will euthanize him before

I let him do that, okay?

Well, maybe that's

why he's there.

[upbeat orchestral music]

Gentlemen.

So, my company and I

need advice,

and our board unanimously agrees

that you're the one to give it.

Well, thank you

for your confidence.

I have worked with a few of them

before on other matters.

No thanks needed.

You have a great reputation,

and we're just here

to get acquainted.

-Okay.

-This is my team.

You'll get to know them

soon enough,

but for today's purposes,

there's only one player

you need to meet.

Donald Decker.

Donald is our general counsel.

As you can see, he is literally

and figuratively

my right-hand man.

He'll be your primary contact.

Wonderful to meet you,

Mr. Decker.

So, here's the problem.

Recently,

Trojan Capital Investments

bought a 5% position

in our company.

Our board and I think that they

may be trying to take control,

and we don't want that

to happen.

Well, it sounds like

you and your board

have very good instincts.

I do know Trojan.

I went to law school with one of

their attorneys, Ben Jacobs.

Mm.

Trojan is a predator.

They will often

target a company,

buy a large block of stocks,

and try to take it over.

If they are successful,

they will very often wring money

out of the company,

oftentimes leaving it bankrupt

and employees out of work.

That's what we thought.

We cannot let that happen.

My God.

More than 1,000 of our employees

are also shareholders

through their pension plans.

Well, they could end up losing

their retirement savings

as well as their jobs.

Right. Well, with Trojan,

that is definitely

a very real possibility.

When is your shareholders'

next meeting scheduled?

[John] Uh...

-In about six months, John.

-Um...

Generally, I like to

send an email--

Uh, excuse me.

I have an urgent phone call.

Uh, but I promise

it will be brief.

Jake, if you don't mind.

[Decker sighing]

[rock music playing]

The crisis at the border

continues to mount

as hordes of Central Americans,

including vagrants and thieves,

make their way through Mexico

-to the Texas border...

-Hello?

[sighing]

Dad, what's wrong?

Ah! Ah, I just wanted

to let you know

that my new chair arrives today,

and I wanted you to see it.

What? I will see the chair

this weekend, Dad.

I'm in the middle of

an important meeting.

Well, if it's such

an important meeting,

why did you call me?

Well, I... I didn't.

You called me.

[newscaster]

...threatened with

terminations.

Oh, thank God

for convenience stores.

You got me a large?

[Jake] I'm large, too.

It's not a big deal.

[sighing]

Thank you for

your patience, gentlemen.

Odds are that Trojan

is planning a takeover bid

before your shareholders'

next meeting.

We will certainly know

soon enough.

They will start to publicly

criticize your management

and propose new directors

for the board.

Criticize what?

The company's profitable,

and extremely well-run,

if I do say so myself.

Well, I'm sure that

is true, John,

but we do need to start looking

for vulnerabilities.

Trojan already has.

Okay.

Give Sara access to whatever

information she wants.

And give me copies

of everything she gets.



Gentlemen.

Okay, I'm gonna need

a review of all of

Trojan's other takeover attempts

In a summary, let's say,

uh, Sunday.

I have to see Mom

and Dad on Saturday.

-Got it.

-All right.

I'm gonna review

the company's financials

to see what Trojan might target.

We've got to get up to speed,

like, now.

Okay.

Oh, by the way, I owe you for

the hose in more ways than one.

I so hope that it wasn't

awkward buying them.

Could've been worse.

At least it wasn't

feminine hygiene product,

like my first month on the job.

Ha.

Impressed with the big client.

No doubt.

Maybe I'll get to play with

the big boys in the firm.

Wouldn't count on it.

They've ignored your successes

in the past.

Yeah, I think it's been

three years running.

Tell you what, it's easier

to break into the priesthood

than it is to

the executive committee here.

You're probably right.

But defending the company

will be exciting.

And I'll help

with anything I can.

Anything? Great.

Okay, my friend,

your assignment is

to get Decker to crack a smile.

Ooh. Hmm. Gonna have

to brainstorm on that.

-You can do it.

-Okay, all right.

-Catch up with you later.

-All right.

-Thank you, Jake.

-You're welcome.

...professionals throughout

the country

-against the practice.

-Dad, Mom?

In here, where I usually am.

Oh, look at that. There you are.

...intended to intimidate,

and--

Oh, my gosh.

The mute button

does actually work.

Huh. Why do you watch this,

Dad? Seriously.

Like, all this fear-mongering

stuff. It's ridiculous.

Because you have

to stay current.

'Kay, just because I'm not on

the front lines anymore

does not mean I don't need

the best intelligence.

Ooh, intelligence.

Wow. About what, Dad?

Well, for ill*gal immigration.

Crime. Huh? Drugs.

[laughs] Okay.

I'm so sorry that I asked.

Uh, look,

why don't you turn it off,

and then we can,

uh, get to looking

at this new big-boy chair

of yours. Look at that.

-Oh, here we go! Ha!

-All right!

-Can't wait.

-All right, here, sit. Here.

-Let me show you. Yeah.

-I'm sitting? I'm sit-- Okay.

Come on, have a seat. Yeah.

-Wait till you see this.

-Ooh, this is really low.

-Okay, okay. Here we go.

-Ah. Okay.

Ha-ha!

-[chair buzzing]

-Did we hit a bicycle now?

Look at this thing.

You see.

Look at this.

How much money did

you guys spend on this?

Not enough. Puts me right

into the starting position.

I gotta admit, Dad,

that is actually pretty cool.

Yeah, well, that's nothing.

Wait till you see this.

-There's more.

-Oh, here we go.

Ah.

Ah. You gotta get one of these.

Okay. You know what?

-What?

-You haven't even seen the best.

[whimsical music]

And the footrest is coming up.

My new command post.

Master of the universe.

Well, gotta be honest, Dad,

the whole

command post announcement

would be a lot more convincing

if it wasn't done while

laying flat on your back.

Did you, uh-- did you read

the manual, the instructions

for this command post

center of yours, Dad?

Oh, no. This--

this chair explains itself.

Does it?

Oh, it's fascinating, Dad.

Gonna go chat with Mom.

...conservative credentials

who have been fired

or threatened with termination

for simply stating

their positions...

[birds chirping]

...in order to

protect and preserve

Second Amendment rights.

Violent crime...

It's getting dark.

Oh, my goodness.

Hey, Dad, listen, Mom said

something about

some money missing.

Do you know anything about that?

She's been hiding money

all over the house

and then forgetting

where she puts it.

Oh, do not tell her

I told you that.

Oh, she didn't mention

anything about hiding it.

I don't know. I will, uh...

I will talk to her

about it next time.

I'm gonna roll out of here.

Wait, wait--

Where are you going so soon?

Well, how about I don't

really wanna spend

the rest of my evening

watching AmeriFlag?

-If you would just give it--

-[exclaiming]

I don't wanna hear it.

I work really long hours.

I live miles away, and

I would like to get some rest.

How about staying for dinner?

I don't wanna

stay for dinner-- [coughing]

Oh, come on, you only come

to see us once a week.

Oh, here we go.

You know, if Sissy lived here,

she'd be here more often.

Sissy chose to live

in Florida, didn't she, Dad?

You know what?

If you lived closer to me,

like, say,

Pleasantville Manor,

then, you know,

maybe you could see me

more often.

Oh, God, don't even

kid about that, Sara.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come on,

-I got something for you.

-Gosh, I almost made it.

Let's see. I got, uh,

the will, power of attorney.

Oh, look at that.

Something I actually did want.

Wait a minute. You wrote

your own funeral instructions?

-Mm-hmm.

-Yeah?

Planning on doing

your eulogy, too?

I'm working on it.

[TV playing faintly]

Here you are.

[chuckling]

-Bye, babe.

-Love you, Dad.

Unsurprisingly,

g*n control advocates

have jumped to the Department

of Defense before even...

How was he otherwise?

Oh, the usual. Trying to control

everything and everyone

in his ever-shrinking world.

Tells me that I don't

visit enough, of course.

Yeah, well, just remember

how much they did for us

after Dad left

and you went to law school.

Yes, you are absolutely right.

They did a lot for me and us.

The last break from work

that I had this past week,

I spent visiting them.

And-- and you know,

speaking of work, young man...

I've got some prospects.

Don't worry.

I'll be paying my own way soon.

It's not the money that

I'm worried about, sweetheart.

It's just I can't imagine

that there are very many

sports statistician jobs

in Portland.

There's only three professional

teams there, am I right?

I'll talk to you later, Mom.

[phone beeping]



So this is where we are.

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

And that is why

Jake is indispensable.

[all chuckling]

We are going to need a defense

as aggressive as that blitz.

We also believe that Trojan

is going to be attacking

the revenue drop

in the energy sector,

research costs

and management compensation.

Wait a minute. Number one,

the drop in energy product

revenue is not unique to us.

Number two, research costs

are necessary

to be cutting-edge.

Number three, management pay

is linked to performance.

All of that is true, John,

but please believe me,

we need to prepare ASAP

for Trojan's as*ault

on these areas.

Okay, okay. If-- if she's right,

we need to share this

information with the board.

Donald, set up a meeting

for next week.

As you wish, John.

[sighing] Thank you, Sara.

Oh, wow. Who got me flowers?

The firm's executive committee.

-Hmm!

-Pretty nice, huh?

Tell you what.

"Congratulations on Powerhouse.

"Let us know if there's

anything that you need."

Huh! Thank you, Terry.

Appreciate it.

Yeah.

Anything. [scoffing] Anything.

How about a seat

on the executive committee?

How about that?

Or how about a voice

in running the firm?

How about that?

Yeah, you certainly deserve it.

I mean, jeez,

you brought in at least 20%

of the firm's revenue

the last few years.

Hey, by the way,

that was a really good job

on the PowerPoint,

except for the human error,

which, of course, was mine.

Thanks. I actually

learned a lot doing it.

Things that I think the company

could do to trip up Trojan.

Oh, great.

Well, we'll get together later,

and, uh, you can tell me

your ideas.

Uh, well, Sara, I sort of meant

I'd like to present my ideas

directly to the company.

Jake, we were hired

for this job because of me.

I'm the face of the firm

for the company, not you.

You know, remember the memo

that I need for management

and the board,

so they know what to expect?

And I also would

like you to supervise

the junior associates and

the research that they're doing.

-Right.

-Okay. Thank you, Jake.

-I appreciate you.

-No worries.

[Jake sighing]

Come on, children,

rip it up

Let the jerkoffs

clean it up

[phone ringing]

Touch my body, touch--

Hello?

Hello, Miss Jones?

Yes, is this she.

This is Dr. Evans

at Memorial Hospital,

calling about your father.

Yes?

Your father's

in the emergency room.

We're admitting him to the ICU.

He wants you here.

Is he okay?

What happened? What's wrong?

He's badly injured.

We'll know more

after he's been transferred.

Okay, thank you. Um, I will be--

I will be right there.

-See you soon.

-[sighing]

Jake, listen, my dad's

just been admitted

to the ICU at Memorial Hospital.

[gentle guitar music]

Hey, yeah.

Hi. What a g*dd*mn mess.

-Yeah? How you feeling?

-Awful. I hurt all over.

Yeah. Sorry.

What happened? Mom beat you up?

-That's not funny, Sara.

-A little bit.

Ah, you should see her.

[chuckling]

Seriously, Dad, what happened?

I fell last night.

But it wasn't my fault.

[chair buzzing]

[snoring]

[thud]

Kay!

Kay!

Kay!

What have you done, Joe?

I haven't done anything.

Call 911.

Oh, you're hurt.

Okay, all right. Calling.

[sighing]

This is Kay Flynn.

We need an ambulance.

My husband, Joe Flynn, is hurt.

Yes, it's the same Joe Flynn

who was chief of police.

He fell.

You have the address, right?

Okay. Thank you. Okay, bye.

They're coming, hon.

[gasping] Oh.

You're bleeding all over my rug.

Can you believe your mother,

cleaning the carpet

while I'm lying there

bleeding and in pain?

Yeah, I-- I kind of can, Dad.

You know her motto.

Cleanliness is

next to godliness.

You kind of run a distant third.

You know that.

Yeah. Where is

the cleaning lady, anyway?

Yeah. She's home

straightening up the room.

Of course she is.

Well, on another note,

I don't suppose you know

what the instructions said about

where to put the hand remote

when you're not using it.

I didn't read them.

Yeah, and the chair itself

didn't explain it?

Oh, please, please,

don't tell Sissy.

You know how upset she gets.

I won't.

You get some rest, Dad, okay?

-Okay.

-All right.

[chair scraping]

[sighing]

[monitor beeping]

Hey. Yeah, don't know yet.

Just waiting to hear.

Um, I'd appreciate that email

when you get a chance.

Thank you, Jake.

[somber music]

[sighing]

[doctor] Thanks.

Oh, hi, Doctor.

I'm his daughter.

Sara. Hey, is that you?

-Hi.

-How are you? I, I--

God, um, you-you look great.

-Uh, wow. Thank you. So do you.

-Yeah, thanks.

I didn't expect to see you here,

but I guess I should've

put two and two together.

I know that you've been taking

care of him for years, so.

-Yeah.

-Listen, well, can you tell me

anything about his condition?

Yeah, well, he's pretty beat up.

It looks like he managed

to rupture his colon

and fracture his skull

when he fell.

Okay. He really did

manage to hurt himself.

Yeah, so he'll need

surgery on the colon.

Uh, but first we need to get

his blood pressure

under control.

Wait, wait, wait. Surgery? When?

Uh, best case,

maybe two, three days.

Uh, an-- and then?

And then he'll stay

in the hospital

until he's ready for a rehab

center or home healthcare.

Oh, okay, wow. Um...

Yeah, he's gonna need a lot

of care and attention, isn't he?

And I'm not quite sure

how I'm gonna handle that.

What do you mean?

Oh, I just-- Work is

a little crazy, and now this.

Well, if you're anything

like the girl I used to know,

I'm sure you'll figure

a way to pull it off.

[chuckles] Thank you.

Yeah. Well, it was--

it was great to see you.

It was good to see you.

Thank you so much

-for everything you do.

-Ab-- absolutely. Yeah.

Oh. Good to see you.

-Take care.

-Absolutely. See you soon.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

[pills rattling]



[sighing]

Hey, Eric. Baby, how are you?

Um, listen, can you come home?

Hey, Jake, yeah,

the memo's really good,

but I added a list

of do's and don'ts to it, uh,

to give to

the board and management.

-Just arrived.

-Okay, do me a favor.

Please send Decker

both to circulate

to the board and the team. Okay?

Will do. Hope your dad's

surgery goes well.

-[high-pitched whining]

-[sighing]

Hey, Ma. Been here for a while.

-You sure you're okay?

-Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.

Okay, do I need

to get you a new hearing aid,

because that one

is squealing so badly?

No. I-- I hear fine.

I feel-- feel pretty good.

Um, Ma, I wanted to

ask you something.

Dad mentioned something

about a collection bill

that-- that came in the mail.

Is everything okay?

Do you need some help?

No. I don't need help.

Now,

why would he say that, anyway?

I've been writing

the bills for years.

I handle that just fine.

[exhaling heavily]

Well, look who the cat drug in.

Hello. You're late.

Thought you were

supposed to be here at 1:00.

I missed my connecting flight

in Denver.

I had to catch a later one.

Oh, that's right. I forgot.

Portland is not only far away,

it's also inconvenient.

[scoffing] Very funny, Mom.

Portland's cool.

Surgery went well.

He's a tough guy for his age,

but he's gonna be

in recovery for a while.

Okay. Thank you so much.

So, guess I'll be

staying for a while.

[gentle, upbeat music]

I'll tell you what,

your granddad's gonna be

glad to see you.

-Yeah.

-I'm so glad to see you.

Yeah, he's gonna be all right.

Oh, yeah.

Basically, you'll work

with the company or team,

and you might not

necessarily be paid,

but it's--

it's a really good way

to get your foot in the door.

[keyboard clicking]

You still working?

Seems like you've

been in the office

or in front of this computer

the whole time I've been here.

Absolutely unrelenting.

How's Pop?

[Eric] Oh, pretty happy.

He's getting released this week

with a home healthcare worker

assigned to take care

of his personal care

until he recovers fully.

Ha! [snorts]

Don't worry. I'll meet

with the worker and Pop,

and I'll make sure it all works.

-Mm-hmm.

-[notification pings]

God-- Damn it!

This stupid thing

keeps popping up

and interrupting me all night.

-Can't get rid of it.

-[Eric] What is it?

Some dumb dating website

called Time of Your Life.

Have you ever heard of that?

Uh, yeah.

I signed you up for it.

[Sara] I'm sorry, what?

I signed you up.

It is a dating service

for singles over 50.

Okay, well,

please unsign me now,

because I certainly

don't need online dating

or-- or hooking up online. Bleh!

With my luck, I'd probably

match with Hannibal Lecter,

or worse yet, your father.

Take a look at it.

I don't wanna take a look at it,

I don't need to take a look

at it, I don't have the time

to take a look at it.

Please unsign me.

[sighs]

Sorry.

That's all it took?

I really think you need

more balance in your life.

[laughing] I need more balance?

That's hilarious.

What about you, my friend?

Have you found a job yet?

Oh! Nice counterpunch, Mom.

I actually thought

if you had a personal life,

you'd be less concerned

about mine.

Now, I've been taking care

of my business,

and I've been

making good contacts.

Yeah, but you get more hits on

the East Coast

than you do on the Northwest.

Well, maybe.

But I ain't telling.

Fine. Truce.

Okay, love, you have been

absolutely indispensable here,

and-- and I am grateful for you.

Well,

I'm glad to help when I can.

But now that Pop

is going home, so am I.

Fair.

[notification pings]

Who thought that picture

was a good idea?

Oh, too young.

[Jake] Wow, Trojan's trying

to replace the entire board.

-You called that one.

-Yeah.

Oh, look, it's attacking

the research expenses.

-You nailed that one too.

-[cell phone ringing]

Oh! Go.

Hey, John.

Yeah, we're sitting here

-reading it right now.

-[phone beeps]

I am absolutely available.

Yes,

just have Donald let me know

-when the board wants a call.

-[phone beeps]

I think that you and I should

definitely speak in advance.

Okay, thank you very much.

Uh, your mom's on the line.

My mother's on the line?

Hey, Ma.

[hearing aid squealing]

Dad, are you hurt?

[Joe] Yeah, I'm hurt.

-[Sara] Where?

-Uh, back of my head.

Mm-hmm.

Why didn't you let Mom call 911?

No, no, I don't want the EMTs in

here seeing me covered in piss.

Oh, for God's sakes,

I'm sure they have seen worse.

-Not on me.

-[Sara] God.

Okay, maybe Gabrielle and I

can change your pants.

Do you think that you can

lift your butt up enough

for us to pull 'em down?

Yeah, I think so. But...

I'm not wearing any underwear.

Huh. Well, that's not

surprising, but kind of weird.

Okay, Mom,

hand me your hearing aid

and go get his blanket.

Gabrielle, can you

get around to the other side?

Sorry, Dad.

And, uh-- and maybe get your...

hands inside his waistband.

Okay. Ouch, my knee.

Mom, Mom,

I need the blanket, please.

Mom, any day now.

Okay, there we go.

Don't wanna scar Gabrielle

for life, do we, Dad?

No. No, no.

I'm sure Mom hasn't

seen it in a while either.

Now, on three,

you're gonna lift your butt,

and Gabrielle and I are gonna--

I can't believe

I'm saying this--

pull down your pants.

-Okay?

-Okay. I think I can--

But-- but, honey,

I'm not wearing any underwear.

[Sara] No, I know. Shut up.

You've already said that.

-Here we go. You ready?

-Oh, okay.

Okay, one, two, three.

[Joe groaning] Come on!

Such a drama queen, Dad.

[Joe grunting]

[Sara] All right. Okay.

-Okay. You all right?

-[Joe sighs] Okay.

[Sara] Okay, Mom, go get

a fresh pair of sweatpants.

Please, you call 911

like we should've done

in the first place, and then

we can reverse the process

-when you get back. Dad?

-[Joe] Huh?

Just relax, okay?

I have to change a battery

and make a phone call.

-[Joe] Okay.

-You got this.

[Joe groans]

Oh, g*dd*mn it.

[Sara] So I just

talked to the ER doctor.

They don't think you're hurt,

but your blood pressure

is up again, so they wanna

keep you overnight.

Okey-doke?

Well,

whatever the doctor ordered.

Well, he did.

So what happened this time, Dad?

What do you mean, "this time"?

It's not exactly your maiden

voyage with the chair. Come on.

[toilet flushing]

[Joe] It was not

my fault this time.

Just listen!

[Joe grunts]

[gentle music]

Kay!

[Sara] Okay, so what was with

the plastic on the chair?

Your mother wanted

to keep it clean.

-Good God.

-Yeah.

How long were you

on the floor, Dad?

-Five hours.

-What?

Yeah. Yeah,

I called your mother,

but she had already taken

her hearing aid out,

so I had to lay there until

Gabrielle came in this morning.

-Yeah.

-Okay.

[TV announcer] ...have jumped

to the Department of Defense

before even

hearing the evidence.

They care only

about taking g*ns...

[Eric] Hey.

-[Kay gasps]

-[Eric laughs]

Oh, my gosh! Eric!

[TV turns off]

Oh, honey,

what are you doing here?

Oh, give me a kiss.

Joe!

[Joe laughs]

What are you doing here?

Sara never told us

you were coming.

No, 'cause I needed him for

moral and tactical support.

What-- what moral support?

To try and convince you guys

to move to Pleasantville Manor.

Hell no.

No, Sara,

we're-- we're not going.

We have told you before,

we are not leaving.

Yes. You did, Dad.

Okay, but that was then,

this is now.

Things have changed, guys.

Nothing has changed.

We wanna stay!

Yes, things have changed, okay?

Other things have changed.

You are falling more and more,

and I can't--

Mom is no help at nighttime.

Gabrielle is only here

for a few hours a day,

and I feel responsible.

I'm the only one here.

I gotta stop you from

k*lling yourself accidentally.

Listen, guys, I visited

the place. It's amazing.

Big apartment,

dinner every night,

housekeeping services,

gardens, music.

They even have birds.

I could easily live there.

Well, maybe

you should move back there.

[Kay] But, Sara,

we don't wanna leave here.

Let's at least

look at the place.

[Kay scoffs]

[Joe sighs]

[TV announcer] ...the senator

has obtained information from

confidential sources that

challenges the accuracy of...

And with the TV again.

[TV announcer]

...reports showing declines

in annual homicide rates

in those states

with restrictive

g*n ownership laws.

Charging bias against

g*n owners

among department officials...

[gentle piano music]



[belches]



We're back again.

Um, you need to sign in.

Oh, it's a bird.

-[bird squawks]

-Okay.

-[Joe] Hey, hey, hey!

-What are you doing?

What do you think of Speedy?

Did you steal that, Dad?

No! What do you think

of Speedy, huh?

My new electric chair.

You know, at first I didn't

think it was gonna work.

But now, you know,

I'm telling you,

this is perfect

for patrolling the halls.

-Just perfect.

-I'm so happy for you.

-Oh, good!

-You're kind of a menace,

you know that? Continue

on your little test drive,

and we'll just move

everything in for you.

[Joe] Yeah, good, good, good.

Do you know what

you're even doing?

[Joe] Yeah, I'm fine. Could

you hurry it up a little bit?

I gotta get down this hall, I

got a patrol to do to the right.

Why don't you carry this for me?

-It's good for you to get--

-Little help?

-No, it's fine.

-Put down your beer.

I'm not-- Ha! When did you

ever see me put down a beer?

-Go. Just go.

-Yeah.

[cell phone ringing]

Hey, Jake, what's up?

[sighs] Okay, um, meet me

in the office in 30 minutes.

All right, thank you.

-[Joe] You're leaving?

-Yeah, I have an emergency.

An emergency? What emergency?

You're a lawyer,

not a first responder.

And-- and your mother

can't handle all this.

-Yes, I can!

-[Joe] No, you can't.

-Oh, Joe.

-Mom, listen,

I know that you can, okay,

but I will be back

to help finish up, all right?

You just go and relax.

It's a lot to do.

Oh, damn it,

I forgot to pay the movers.

I'll meet them downstairs.

[tense music]

Uh, gentlemen,

please excuse my appearance.

Oh, don't worry, Sara,

I don't care about that.

I just want some advice

about what I can and can't do

with our shareholders.

Uh, okay, well,

we sent Donald, uh, an email

outlining all

of the do's and the don'ts.

You did send that, correct?

Yeah, I did.

It's here in my email. Yeah.

I don't recall seeing it.

Perhaps my spam filter

screened it.

Jake, send that again.

I'll circulate it.

Well, that's fine,

but I need to know now.

I've heard one

of our largest shareholders

might be inclined

to support Trojan.

Okay, so what exactly

is it that you want to do?

Persuade them not to.

I'm convinced I can,

if I can speak

with them directly. Can I?

[Sara] No, I advise you not to.

But, John, if you do,

you must be very, very careful.

If you disclose

any insider information,

not only could you

jeopardize the company,

but you could

put yourself in hot water.

So do not speak to them alone,

and don't disclose

any information

that the other

shareholders don't have.

Okay, okay. I got it.

Let's go, Donald.

Thank you.

[John] Okay, thank you, Sara!

[Sara] Wow. What a douchebag.

Spam filter, my a*s.

What is that guy's problem?

He's disliked me

from the beginning.

Look at this email,

this last one that he sent me.

-Why all caps?

-I have no idea.

And every single one that

he has sent me, I don't know,

in the last couple days,

have been in caps,

and he CCs Masters

every single time.

You know, Sara, I could've

handled this meeting myself.

[Sara] Yes, I know

that you think you could,

but, uh, I really did

have to be here.

Besides,

the move is almost finished,

and it'll be much more

smooth sailing from here on out.

Okay.

All right.

Your books good here, Dad?

-Looks great, hon, thanks.

-Okay.

[sighs] Well, I guess I'll

have to do my own medicine now.

Yeah, well,

now that you're living here,

your insurance

doesn't cover Gabrielle.

You know, it's nice to be

finally getting squared away.

Okay, but listen.

Now you have a whole

emergency response team.

Ah.

-You know how to work that?

-Yeah, I push it, they come.

[gasps]

You did not just push that.

Yeah, I wanted to see

if they'd come.

[Sara] Oh, my God!

-Dad, why--

-What?

I have to cancel this. Please,

please, please, please, please.

-[dialing]

-[knocking at door]

-What?

-I'm gonna k*ll you!

Wha--

[man] Hello,

everything okay in there?

[Sara] Hi, I'm so sorry.

Um, my dad accidentally

pushed the button.

It will never happen again,

I promise you.

We're all good. Okay, thank you.

[door closes]

Okay, Dad,

you cannot do that again.

They're gonna think that you're

the little boy who cried wolf.

Yeah,

but not a bad response time.

[sighs] Okay, listen, I...

-Mm-hmm?

-Where's Mom?

I need you guys

to look at some paperwork.

Oh, she's napping.

Just-- just talk to me. Yeah.

[sighs] Okay. It is the listing

agreement for the house.

Okay,

and who set the sale price?

Uh, the real estate agent did.

It's based on the comparable

houses in the neighborhood.

Take a look at the appraisal.

But there aren't any more

comparables in the neighborhood.

-Yes, there are.

-No, they're not.

I put a new roof on. I put a

new front door, a water heater.

Dad, that was 20 years ago.

Please, please, please

listen to the advice

of the real estate agent.

Yeah, she probably just wants a

fast sale for a fast commission.

Dad, you hired her.

She's your friend.

And listen, a fast sale

is a really good thing, Dad.

All right, I'll sign it,

but I-- I want your mother

to read it first.

-Of course you do.

-Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Please don't forget that I have

my doctor's appointment tomorrow

with your old boyfriend.

[laughs]

[Sara] Not my old boyfriend.

Yeah, you keep telling

yourself that. [snickers]

-I'll be right there, Dad.

-[Joe] All right.



[Sara grunts] Okay.

Okay.

-Got my arm.

-Got it.

Got it? Watch your feet.

Watch your legs.

Okay. Make sure your butt

can make it in there.

-It's awfully narrow.

-[Joe grunts]

-Right foot.

-Right foot.

-Left foot.

-Left foot.

All right.

You're a professional at this.

Okay, here we go.

I'm exhausted already.

Okay.

-[Sara grunts]

-I hope this doesn't take long.

I got a really busy day.

-Oh, yeah, you too?

-Yeah.

How much weight

have you put on, Dad?

Oh! Are you kidding me?

-Wha--

-Hold on.

[grunts]

I'm gonna lock you for a second.

-Ah! I can't believe--

-What--

These are

my favorite shoes, man.

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[sighs]

Shouldn't buy cheap shoes, Sara.

Shouldn't buy cheap shoes.

Oh, jeez, sorry. Oh, God.

[grunts] Okay.

[grunts]

Dad, you gotta

lay off those mints, man.

[panting] Okay. Okay.

I got this.

-[wheels thump]

-Jesus Christ, Sara!

-My God!

-I'm sorry!

God!

What kind of place has

a stupid ramp like this?

I didn't see your...

-[Joe exclaims]

-[sighs] Stop being a baby.

Are you kidding?

There's no electric doors?

I'm gonna sue this place.

Ah, I'd never sue Doc McDonald.

And not only is he my doctor,

he's my friend.

[sighs] That's nice.

With friends like this,

who needs enemies?

Oh, God, help me.

Okay. Okay, I got it.

Hold the door, please.

Do something.

-Got it, got it.

-[Sara grunts]

-Come on. Come on, Sara.

-Okay. One last pull.

-Come on, Sar-- No, Sara!

-[Sara grunts]

[Joe exhales]

-Okay, Joe. Come on.

-[Joe grunts]

-Not bad for an old guy, huh?

-Absolutely.

But I still have

some questions for you.

Okay, all right.

I'll tell you what.

First, let's take

a few more vital checks.

I haven't seen you since

you got out of the hospital.

Okey-doke.

Oh! [chuckles] Don't ask.

Okay.

Nice to see you again, Sara.

Uh, how'd you make out

after Joe's surgery?

Uh, we coped. You know,

my son came over from Portland

to help out while I was at work.

Great, great.

And you're a lawyer, right?

-Uh, yes, I am.

-And what kind of law

-do you practice?

-Well, promise not to yawn.

I am in corporate mergers

and acquisitions.

Okay. Wow. I'm not yawning.

That's impressive.

All right, Joe. I'm gonna

listen to your heart here.

And now your lungs.

Just breathe deeply.

[Joe exhales]

You okay, Sara?

Yeah, absolutely.

Just a little bit of a headache.

Okay. I'll tell you what.

Let's take your blood pressure.

You look a little flushed.

-[Sara] Oh, it's not necessary.

-No, let's do that.

[gentle music]



Well...

your reading is off the charts.

Whatever you're taking

to manage your blood pressure

is not working.

Well,

I-- I'm not taking anything.

I don't have

blood pressure issues.

Well, I don't wanna alarm you,

but you do now.

And it's-- Those numbers

are high enough where

if they continue,

they could cause an aneurysm.

How long have you been

having headaches?

Uh, recently. Not long.

Just a few months.

But, you know,

my job is very stressful.

I really should

start exercising again.

I just don't have time.

[chuckles]

Well, that can't hurt.

But I'll tell you what,

at those numbers,

you-- you need medication.

Uh, Doc,

what about my blood pressure?

You are stable, Joe.

So you're good.

You're good. Let's take care

of Sara here, huh?

Can't you just give her the same

medication you're giving me?

[Michael] No, I think she might

need something stronger.

Uh, Sara, unless you prefer

to see your own doctor, um...

I could prescribe you something.

Uh, no, that would be great.

I'd appreciate it.

Don't, uh--

I don't have my own doctor.

Okay, yeah. That'll work out.

Uh, Doc, if you don't mind,

I still do have

a few questions for you.

Okay. Fire away.

All right, number one.

[line ringing]

-[Jake] Hey, Sara.

-[Sara] Hey, Jake.

Uh, John just texted me

and asked if we could talk.

So can you patch him through to,

uh, this call, please?

[John] Sure. Just hold on.

[Sara grunts]

[John] Sara,

did you see the f*cking lies

in Trojan's

so-called white paper,

criticizing our

third-quarter performance,

attacking the board

for not cutting costs?

I'd like to cut something else:

Trojan's ba*ls!

We need to respond, and fast.

Uh, well, we are ready, John.

Listen, Jake, please have

Chip at the PR firm send out

our press release today

and schedule a meeting with him

for the day after

tomorrow at 1:00.

John, if you can be there...

[John] I can. What a f*cking way

to start the holiday season.

-b*stards!

-[line clicks]

Goodbye to you too.

Oh, hi!

-[bird chirps]

-[Sara gasps] Look who it is!

Hi, Jitterbug.

You give me a kiss?

Give me kiss?

Oh, thank you.

It's good to see you.

-Good to see you.

-Thank you so much.

Bye, Jitterbug.

-Say bye!

-[Sara chuckling]

[grunts]

Hello, hello. I'm here.

-Hey, babe.

-[Kay] Hi.

Hey, Ma.

How you doing, Dad?

You settling back in okay?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Uh, your mother's writing

our Christmas cards.

Yeah, she's putting a note

in each one of them.

It's gonna take her forever.

Hey, you think you could help?

What, write the notes?

No, I can't do that.

How about the change of address

in these stickers?

I mean--

I mean, she can't do that.

It'll take her forever

to do it.

Uh, I suppose I could

ask Terry to help out.

Look, Dad, I got you

a new pair of slippers.

This way there's not

another slip and fall.

-Great, thanks.

-You're welcome.

Um, hey, Kay,

could you put away, uh,

the, uh, undies

over there for me?

Put 'em away? Thank you.

Dad, the point

is to put them on.

No, I-- don't worry. Here, have

a seat. I got something for you.

[Sara] God help me.

-Here you are.

-What's this?

These are new

funeral instructions?

Yeah. Yeah, I-- I still want

the police escort, but I, um--

you know, I-- I don't want

the flag-draped coffin.

I'm not proud of the service

of my country anymore.

I don't know how

an 80-year-old man

can get so worked up

over the news.

You tell me.

Why?

I don't know. Ameriflag?

I'm just guessing.

Look,

all this ill*gal immigration.

I mean, the people running

all over the place.

Nobody knows what's going on.

Committing crimes.

Dad! Dad! "They," Dad?

I cannot believe

that you're saying this.

-You like Gabrielle, right?

-Yeah.

You know her parents

are from Guatemala?

-Your parents were immigrants.

-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,

-but that was different.

-No.

They spoke American

like everyone else.

"American." Dad!

You mean English?

That foreign language?

Just cancel your cable

subscription

-and save us all some headache.

-Oh-h*, that's funny.

Funny, funny, funny.

[Sara] Hello, all. Here we are.

Good morning, gentlemen.

-Yeah, Sara.

-Good to see you, John.

-How are you?

-Chip.

-Good to see you.

-How are you?

-Sara.

-Thanks so much. Yes?

Chip was just giving us his take

on the market's reaction

to Trojan's white paper

and our press release.

Well, that's great.

Chip happens to be

one of the very best

in the PR field.

Yeah, I think we neutralized

the white paper in the market.

But don't we want it

to favor us?

Ah, listen, John.

The markets aren't

going to choose sides yet.

The fact that Trojan's

first play didn't work

is about as good

as it can get now.

Okay.

But let's go on the offensive.

Let's call out Trojan.

Too many companies have ended up

in bankruptcy, for God's sake.

John's right. Our shareholders,

especially those

who are employees,

should know how miserable

Trojan's track record is.

Well,

the dangers that Trojan poses

are definitely

a very real thing, Donald.

But I am just wondering

if it might be a better idea

to perhaps focus and promote the

positive visions of the board.

Of course, that is

a business decision that,

-John, you would have to make.

-[cell phone buzzing]

I agree with Sara.

Okay. Okay.

For now,

let's keep our powder dry.

[buzzing continues]

Uh, okay, great.

Well, um, if that is all,

I really do need to run.

Thank you, uh, all.

It was good to see you

again, Chip. Indeed.

Dad?

Well, emergency.

Did you call 911?

[TV announcer]

In order to protect

and preserve Second

Amendment...

[Sara] Okay, I am here.

I'm here.

What? What is so urgent?

So far today, I've had six calls

from friends asking me

how I'm feeling.

They think I have cancer.

What? Why would they think that?

Ask your mother.

She wrote it in

all the Christmas cards.

What? Mom, you-- you did what?

[sighs]

I don't remember, okay?

Okay, you don't remember telling

people that Dad had cancer?

No. He was in the hospital

all that time.

He had to be sick.

All that time he was in!

Okay. Um...

Here's Ralph's card.

Look. Right there.

-Uh--

-Right there.

Go ahead.

"Merry Christmas.

Joe has cancer.

I hope your holidays

are wonderful." Okay. Okay.

Mom?

Listen, Dad went to

the hospital because he fell

and he had to have surgery,

not because he has cancer. Okay?

You know... now I'm not so sure.

I mean, your mother's

telling everybody I have cancer.

Maybe you're hiding it from me.

Dad, I am not hiding

anything from you.

Mom just-- She forgot.

Okay? Or-- or didn't

hear things correctly.

Ha. Well, whether she forgot

or didn't hear it correctly,

she's still telling people

I have cancer.

I wanna talk to Dr. McDonald

so I can get the truth.

Well, okay.

Let's get that truth.

Gonna go back to work now.

[TV announcer] Unsurprisingly,

g*n control advocates...

[uptempo music]



[Joe grunts]

You know, we're getting

pretty good at this.

[grunts, sighs]

-Feet.

-Feet.

I'm gonna take you

up backwards this time.

-Okay?

-Okey-doke.



All right, Joe. Up you go.

Now, look, I don't even

have to examine you.

Oh.

Look, there's nothing in

your history that suggests

you have cancer,

and that's certainly not

why you were in the hospital.

Are you being honest

with me, Doc?

Completely. Hey, listen,

I'll even show you

your discharge papers.

Make you feel better.

-Yeah, thanks.

-All right?

Sara, how about you?

Uh, good.

No more throbbing headaches.

[Michael] Good. Great. Are you

taking the pills I prescribed?

[Sara] Uh, religiously.

[Michael] Well,

if that's the case,

your blood pressure's

still high.

-We may need to up the dose.

-Okay.

And if that doesn't work,

we may need some tests.

[Sara chuckles] Oh. Well...

I mean, I may have fibbed

a little bit there.

You know, when I said

"religiously," I meant, uh...

You know this is serious, right?

I know. I do. I promise that

I will be more conscientious.

I will. I know I have to.

Okay. Well, I'll take you

at your word this time.

Hey, let me ask you, um,

would you be able to meet me

just briefly about

a legal matter sometime?

Uh, yeah. I'll-- I'll see

if I can find some time.

Weekdays are not good.

Weekends are even worse, so...

I-- Well, um, yeah, maybe.

Okay. Whatever's convenient.

Joe, you satisfied?

Yeah. You know,

I-- I just can't believe

-Kay put me through all this.

-I hear you.

But, you know, Doc,

as long as I'm here,

I do have

a few questions for you.

-Okay. Okay. Lay it on me.

-Hang on.

Just a list of things

that he made up.

-Okay.

-Okay, here we go.

-Well, better safe than sorry.

-All right.

[soft music]

Thanks for suggesting

we take a walk.

I don't remember the last time

I've been outside.

And I don't remember

the last time

I've seen you in

civilian clothes.

It's been a long time since

I've seen you without

my white coat.

Has it been since high school?

I have no idea.

I don't think I remember

high school or college,

to be perfectly honest.

Was it Alzheimer's

or a busy schedule?

A combination of both.

Listen, work is really

demanding, but I think

it's more my mom and dad

than anything.

Yeah.

No, I can only imagine.

Your father is one of a kind.

To whom you bet.

And, you know, Sarah,

I'm sure it's difficult now,

but you're not going to have

any regrets when we're gone.

Yeah, probably not.

But that presupposes

that I'm going to outlive them

some day, did I wonder?

Well, it's all

the more reason to get

your blood pressure

under control.

Yeah, I know you're right,

but it's just hard to admit

that I have health issues,

you know?

-It just makes me feel...

-Vulnerable?

Yeah. [chuckling]

Okay, I guess.

Ah! Well, it's all the more

reason to, you know...

-Yeah.

-Well, look,

I didn't invite you here

to give you a lecture.

Um, the reason I did is my wife

died about a year ago,

and I need an attorney to look

at her estate and answer

some questions,

and I thought maybe you could

recommend somebody.

Yeah, well, I'm sorry to hear

about your wife.

-Thanks.

-Um...

I didn't know.

How long were you guys together?

-35 years.

-Wow.

-Yeah, 35 good years.

-Yeah.

-That's, wow, 35 years.

-Huh.

That's the exact opposite

of my marriage.

It was brief but bad.

[laughing]

Wow, well, I'm sorry.

Well, it is what it is.

So, I do have a colleague

who is an excellent

estate attorney that

I could give a call to today

and let him know that

you're going to be in touch.

That would be fantastic, yeah.

Appreciate it.

-You bet.

-Should we walk?

Sure.

Oh, Eric, my love,

I wish you could say things

are going smoother since

the move, but they aren't.

I have to take over

the finances because Mom can't

keep up, no surprise there,

and Dad likes to push

the emergency button

because he thinks it's fun.

Yeah.

At least I should be grateful

that he hasn't actually

k*lled himself yet.

Yeah, that's very funny,

love, but moving them to Florida

with Sissy is an

absolute non-starter.

No one can take care

of them like I do.

-[phone tone]

-Uh, all right, babe,

listen, I gotta go.

I will check in with you

in a few days, okay?

Uh, okay.

I love you, babe. Bye.

Hello, Doctor?

[Michael] Sarah, hey,

please dump the doctor stuff,

all right?

Listen, I'm sure

you're sure on time,

but I want to thank you

so much for introducing me

to your partner.

He was a huge help.

Oh, good.

I'm glad that he was a big help.

That's wonderful.

You're welcome.

[Michael] I'm wondering if,

as a thank you,

I can take you

to the Sharks game on Sunday.

I remember you loved

the Sharks,

even in high school.

Thought you might enjoy

seeing the game with me.

They're having a great season.

I have terrific seats.

The weather's

gonna be beautiful.

Uh, um, listen, I--

I really appreciate the invite,

but, um, I'm gonna

have to say no.

I mean, you know that

I love the Sharks.

But I really have

a lot of work this weekend,

so I'm not,

I'm gonna have to say no.

[Michael] All right,

I'll tell you what, um,

you have my number now,

so if you get free,

just let me know.

Uh, I will do. Okay,

thanks very much. Bye.

What's up?

So I'm summarizing what

the board approved on the call

this morning and outlining

next steps for you

to review over the weekend.

This weekend?

I heard the doctor asked you

to the Sharks game Sunday.

Sarah, you should go.

Uh, no, I can't do that.

I have-- I have

a lot of work to do.

No, you should go.

You're like a huge fan.

Definitely go.

I can handle anything

that happens during the game.

Uh, I-- I don't know.

I don't know.

Oh, it's only a few hours.

You deserve a break, and the

doctor seems really nice.

Okay, uh, Jake, if anything

happens, you promise me

that you will get in touch

with me immediately, right?

Of course.

Okay, maybe I will.

No, I'm-- maybe.

You know what?

Just leave me alone.

Oh, Sarah, I almost forgot.

The real estate agent called.

She has an offer on

your parents' house.

-Oh.

-The asking price, I think.

Well, that is good news.

No, seriously, leave me alone.

[all] Sharks by land!

Sharks by sea!

Sharks lead us to victory!

-[cheering]

-Whoo!

[man] Good to see you.

Oh, thank you.

So this is Sarah.

-Hi. How are you?

-The famous Sarah.

-Hi. Nice to meet you.

-This clown over here

-is Bernie Sanders.

-How are you?

-Hi, Bernie.

-Hi. The Sarah?

-This is the Sarah.

-Oh, this Sarah.

I've been talked about before.

[Michael] I love the hat.

-Looks good, man.

-Oh, thanks, yeah.

It's-it's breathable.

Just ignore him, okay?

Pretend you're not with him.

[Sarah] Okay. I've no-no--

I mean, I don't

want to ignore you.

-Oh, my bad, my bad.

-Ridiculous, isn't it?

[Bernie] Oh, come on.

Well, then, here.

This is-this is my whole face.

-Thanks.

-He's always there for me.

Hey, did I mention

he's my partner?

That's awesome. Yes, you did.

-Some drinks, maybe?

-This is great.

-Drinks.

-Look at this people!

-Drinks. Drinks.

-Drinks, man.

-What are we drinking?

-Let's do it.

Okay, get me the dial-in

number for that,

and I can be on the call

in ten minutes.

Thank you, Jake.

Uh, I am so sorry, Michael.

It's work, and, um,

I would invite you in,

but I just--

It's gonna be a while.

No, you warned me.

At least it didn't

intrude during the game.

This, too.

Um, I can't thank you enough

for, um, a really good day.

I don't know when

the last time was that I had

such a-- such a fun time, so...

-Yeah, me neither.

-Okay.

-And we won.

-Yes, yes, we did.

Yeah. Hey, it's a shame

the playoff game is

-out of town next week, but...

-Is it?

How about if we go

to a concert next weekend?

You pick the show.

Oh, man. I don't--

I don't know about that.

Uh, I've got a really busy

work week,

a big important meeting,

and, you know, stuff to do

with my mom and dad's house,

but, um,

yeah, I'll see if I can get some

time off maybe next weekend.

-I'll let you know. Okay?

-All right, cool.

-Sounds good.

-All right, um...

How did you know that a concert

is pretty much the only thing

other than a football game

that would tempt me?

Well, unlike you, I have an

exceptional long-term memory.

-Do you?

-Yeah.

-I'll remember that.

-Please do.

-All right. Thank you.

-Talk soon.

-Bye.

-Bye.

[driving music]

Sarah, we are on offense now.

We just need to keep up

the momentum

on our drive

to the goal line.

I have to get to another

meeting, but I want you to know

how much your advice

has meant to me, personally.

As you might imagine,

it's taken a huge effort for me

to get to this position.

Thank you.

Miss Jones? I'd like to have

a word with you in my office.

Uh, yes, I think I have

some time if I need to leave.

Jake, do you want to stay

or take off?

Actually, Sarah, I have

an appointment this afternoon.

Um, I'll catch up with you

at the office later.

Okay. Just sh**t me

a text when you're free.

One of my jobs is to review

bills from law firms before

we pay them to make sure

they're reasonable.

When I looked at yours,

I was utterly shocked.

You've got four lawyers

working on this engagement.

Frankie, you've completely

overstaffed it.

You and Jakey boy

should be doing more

of the work yourselves.

Well, have you actually looked

at the hours Jake and I are

putting in?

I have, and I think

you can do more

on the drive

to the goal line.

You're familiar with American

football terms, I presume?

As a matter of fact, I am.

But to be perfectly honest,

Jake and I are working

at full capacity.

-Really?

-Yes.

No time off the clock at all?

Well, I will see

what we can do,

but I won't put the future

of the company in jeopardy.

Again, really?

Perhaps you should have

considered that

before we hired you.

Hey, Ma, how long

has he been asleep?

What did you say?

I said, how long

has he been sleeping?

Oh, uh, not long.

We just got back

from the dining room.

Okay.

Hey, Dad.

-Dad?

-Yeah?

-Hi, sorry to wake you.

-That's okay. What? What?

I just want to talk to you

and Mom about the offer

that we got on the house.

Well, what about it?

Well, it's great.

We have an offer at lift price.

Well, we should have asked

for a higher price.

We should have asked

for more money.

Look, we can't do that.

We can't ask the buyers

to give us more money

unless we had a higher

counteroffer, which we don't.

Couldn't we wait for one?

Okay, but, Dad,

that may never materialize,

and in the meantime,

we could lose this offer.

Also, in the meantime,

you would be paying property

taxes and insurance, water,

electricity, while we waited.

Joe, I think

we should listen to Sarah.

You can hear her?

Yes, I can hear her.

Okay. Fine.

-[sighing]

-Thanks, Mom.

Okay. I will leave this here

for you guys to peruse.

[indistinct], hon?

Are you good?

Dad? Dad?

Damn candies.

Are you ready?

Oh, geez.

-I get it?

-Yeah!

-Yeah, yeah.

-Oh, dear God.

Damn candies.

On the rug again, Joe.

-Oh, my God.

-Look at this.

Oh, my back.

Oh. [exhaling]

With the exception of the

north side, total infestation.

Oh, my God.

Okay, well, what do we do?

Well, let's take a look.

Oh.

[laughing]

Okay. Is it that bad

around the entire house?

[exterminator] Pretty much.

But the most interesting

thing about this infestation,

these are not your

regular run-of-the-mill

subterranean termites. Oh, no.

We have the Formosan variety.

Look at that little guy.

Uh-huh. And if you're a fan

of the old SNL skits like I am,

we have your conehead variety.

Coneheads, co--

Remember the coneheads?

-Well, thank you. We're gonna...

-Yeah, just...

-Where did you find him?

-I don't know.

Okay.

All right. Did you get

an estimate for that?

-40 grand.

-What?

-Including his work.

-Him?

Oh, my God. I cannot believe

I'm gonna say this,

but I guess my father was right.

There probably isn't

a comparable house

in the neighborhood.

Great. All right, um...

I guess I'm...

I'll go ahead and sign and...

and just pay it.

Look, you know you can be repaid

from the sale proceeds.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

My father already thinks

that the listing was

too low as it is.

I'll never hear the end

of it if it was any less.

-Really?

-Yes.

Because I've known Joe 30 years.

He always seemed like

a reasonable man.

That's probably

because I wasn't involved.

I never seemed to do

anything right with him.

Funny.

He always brags about you.

Mm.

Okay.

I got to tell you, he's weird.

I know.

What did the chiropractor say?

[sighing] Sciatica.

Says that I have to do

physical therapy, of course,

like I have that time.

-Sarah.

-Hmm?

I can do more,

especially while you deal

with your back

and blood pressure.

No, you have enough work

of your own plus the work that

we're giving to our associates.

Oh, my gosh.

You know another thing?

Decker called me out on

the fact that I said

that you and I were

working to capacity.

I'm telling you,

he saw me at the stadium.

I really shouldn't go

to this concert with Michael,

but I refuse to believe that

Donald has a musical bone

in his creepy, creepy body.

-[rock music playing]

-[singer] Come on, baby!

[indistinct]

They got no time for me

Livin' in the city

Livin' on the bad streets

Sleeping in a balcony

They don't know

we've been doing

They don't know...

what we believe

We're getting down

here with the people

-This is great!

-Yeah, this is great, yeah?

Oh, my God,

there is Decker again.

What?

Decker, the creep

who keeps trying

to undermine me

at the company.

He's right there.

-Where?

-And he's gone again.

Are you kidding?

[indistinct lyrics]

Wow, okay, I am gonna claim

that you kidnapped me

and held me for ransom,

and that's why

I had to come here.

Guilty as charged.

-Works for me.

-All right.

-Cheers.

-They're amazing!

- Me and little Anthony

-Where do we live?

We live in South Philly

We're livin' with Marie

[both laughing]

How about that last song

I made before?

Oh, it made it so worthwhile.

Let me tell you,

it was exhilarating.

Although, I gotta say,

the Decker sighting certainly

made things kind of awkward

and like a buzzkill, you know?

Yeah, well, I think this show

still deserves a toast, huh?

You don't think

he's tailing me, do you?

That or maybe

he has a mole planted.

Awful.

That's not funny at all.

A toast?

Is that what you said?

I'm so sorry I interrupted you.

Yes, I think

I could use a drink.

-Great.

-I'll get us some bubbly.

-Do you think that's okay?

-Perfect. I would love that.

Okay, let me do that.

[soft music]

-Oh!

-Hey!

-So, you found the fireplace.

-Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, uh,

it's not the finest bubbly.

It's just what

I had in the fridge.

Good. You never turn down

a glass of champagne.

[both chuckling]

-Yeah.

-I hope you don't mind.

I just, it's a little hot

with that fireplace, so...

Well, you know,

if you're planning on putting

that back on when you leave...

Ah, well, not necessarily.

It might tempt me

to take off even more.

Oh!

I guess I should be careful.

You be.

Um, I'm so sorry.

I should have poured that

in the kitchen.

No, all good.

-Perfect.

-Oh, sorry.

-I had to get helped out.

-It's okay. No.

No worries.

Thanks for your help.

-That's good.

-Okay, great.

I get the best kind

of drunk on champagne.

Good to know.

Hey,

here's to live music and us.

Right?

Okay.

Live music.

Sounds good.

And your place is great.

Beautiful.

Thank you. Yeah.

I'm really sorry, um...

I feel like I should

thank you for tonight.

Oh, please.

There's no need. Really.

I mean,

unless you really want to.

I guess.

Thank you.

Your welcome.

We're not going to get

in trouble or anything.

-No, I know.

-Our parents won't know.

That's funny.

You're cute.

I-- I'll call you.

[sighing]

-Sarah?

-Yeah?

I think you better

check out Business Network News.

Oh, my God.

"Anonymous sources claim

that Powerhouse CEO John Masters

"provided insider information

to select shareholders in order

"to gain support

for Powerhouse board."

That's great.

Just what I told him not to do.

Will you please get

Masters on the phone?

[phone ringing]

Oh. Speak of the devil.

I think that was definitely

the place to start.

-I think so, too.

-All right.

But, Sarah,

I convinced the board.

-But did I convince you?

-Yeah. John, you know what?

Listen, the accusations

are wildly distorted.

I also think that we might

want to possibly explore

the alternative game plan

that you and I had discussed.

Oh, sure.

Yes, yes. Yes, we can.

But first, I need you

to squelch these rumors.

Donald, I need you to confer

with Chip and arrange a meeting

with this PR firm

and get a retraction

from Business Network. Now.

Chip, I got

a quick question for you.

Can you walk with me, please?

Thank you, Sarah.

Tell me, Ms. Jones,

this alternative game plan,

was it inspired by

an alternative rock show

or American football game?

[pensive music]

Sarah,

do you have time to talk?

Yeah.

Sorry to startle you.

It's okay, it's okay.

Come on in.

Sit down.

What's up?

I want you to be the first

to know I've accepted an offer

from another firm to co-chair

its Mergers and Acquisitions

group.

What?

I wasn't looking to leave.

I've really liked working

with you these last eight years

and I've learned so much.

But Decker put this firm

in touch with me

and their offer is

too good to refuse.

Wait a minute.

You've accepted an offer

that Decker found for you?

Are you kidding me, Jake?

I-- How can you do this just

when I needed you the most?

Huh?

After all

I have done for you,

where's your loyalty,

for God's sakes?

-Loyalty?

-Yes.

I've been loyal for eight years.

I've done everything

you asked of me.

And in turn, you generously

promoted my development.

But once you were hired

by Powerhouse, you had to do

everything significant

by yourself.

You stopped being generous

even though I remained loyal.

Oh, did you?

And let me ask you this.

How is it that Decker knew

that I was going to a concert

and a football game, huh?

Was that just mere coincidence?

-Oh, here, let me help you. Sit.

-I'm okay.

Don't. You've helped.

You're finished helping.

You just go.

Just-- just-- go.

Okay, Sarah.

Have it your way.

Again.

Terry?

Terry, can you get my pillow

out of my bag, please?

Oh, here you go, Sarah.

There's one left.

Can you get my water,

too, please?

Thank you.

These needed to be refilled

two weeks ago.

Did you stop taking them?

What am I going to do?

What am I going to do

with him gone?

So, how'd the meeting go?

It went well. There

is a very likely opportunity

to speak with Trojan.

I can confirm tomorrow if that's

what you would like to do.

Should we?

Personally, I would,

but that is a business decision

that is not mine to make.

You have to get

the board to agree.

The board won't be a problem.

I'll get them to agree.

Then we'll arrange

a meeting with Trojan

at some godforsaken spot

so word of it doesn't leak out.

So who would you like to go?

You, me, and Decker.

Decker?

I hesitate to tell you this,

John, but I have to be honest.

I have felt from

the very beginning that

he has been trying

to sabotage me.

The last straw for me was

the fact that he got

my right-hand man, Jake,

a job at another firm.

I do not want him trying

to undermine what I arrange.

I'm surprised.

Decker's very loyal

to the company.

Why wouldn't he support you?

He--

You know, come to think of it,

Decker did want

the board to hire his wife

and her firm for your job.

Really? Well, for me,

that doesn't explain

all of the antagonism, just

because his wife wasn't hired.

Did I

say new young trophy wife?

Yeah.

[laughing]

-[soft music]

-[Sarah laughing]

[Michael] What did you say

you look like?

I didn't know who that was.

You don't know

what a Rembrandt is?

-No, what's a Rembrandt?

-Holy moly.

-By the way...

-I know, I'm such an innocent.

By the way, I have to go out

of town for work

the day after tomorrow.

And how long will you be gone?

A couple days.

And what will you be doing?

Oh, now see, if I told you

I would have to k*ll you,

it is a deep, dark,

confidential secret.

Hmm.

I'd like to do something deep

dark and secret right now.

-Would you?

-Yeah.

Like?

Well, I'd rather do it

than say it.

[phone ringing]

-I'm sorry.

-Yeah, yeah.

Hello?

Yes, this is Sarah Jones.

Okay.

Thank you.

I'll be right there.

Well, dad is in the ER again.

-What's the matter?

-I don't know.

One of his infamous

chair accidents,

I have no doubt.

His timing is always so bad,

but this could not be worse.

-What can I do?

-I have no idea.

I'm thinking,

think, think. Uh...

No, Eric cannot come home

because he just started work

with the Portland

Steamers today.

So, I don't know.

Um, I am so sorry.

Don't apologize. Look--

Here comes the plane, Dad.

-[imitating plane engine]

-Sara. Sara.

Ow.

Sara.

How long do we got

to be in here?

Uh, several days.

They're worried

about your heart, Daddy.

My heart? It's my shoulder

that's k*lling me.

It's because you fractured

your shoulder, Dad.

So, dish. What happened

this time to mangle you?

What do you mean, this time?

Come on, Dad.

You've had more falls

than a stuntman.

This is the third one that's

landed you in the hospital.

You know that.

I've been keeping count.

Not to mention the time

that you fell off the toilet

and you blocked it,

so we had to take the door off

in order to get to you.

I mean, I--

I'll go on,

but I don't think I have to.

My point is made.

So, what happened?

All right.

There I was.

-[vacuum whirring]

-Kay.

Kay! Kay!

[Kay] What?

Close the door.

I'm going on patrol.

-[upbeat music]

-[chair whirring]

Hello, love.

Not a bad job, huh?



[elevator opening and shutting]

Ah!

Ah, God damn it!

[panting]

[Sara] So, who do you think

was to blame?

The elevator or Speedy?

-Both.

-Oh.

And the response time

was terrible.

Was it? Where was

the seatbelt?

-It was there.

-Uh-huh.

Then, why'd you fall?

I wasn't wearing it.

Dad, I don't understand.

Do you have some kind

of secret death wish?

Listen,

I have to leave tomorrow

on a business trip

for two days.

Now, listen to me.

Michael has promised

to check in on you

and everything,

but I can't be here.

You have to be careful.

-Two days?

-Yes.

Well, how about

if something happens?

I mean, your mother

can't handle anything.

-I know, Dad.

-You're not going.

-You're not going.

-Dad, Dad, I can't not go, Dad.

Just relax, okay? Look at

your heart rate. Please, relax.

I will figure something out.

You're in good hands here.

Look, here she comes.

Please, get some rest.

Would you?

We'll dim the lights for him

when we're done here.

[Sara]

Okay, thank you.

I wouldn't mind

if you dimmed his lights.

-[nurse chuckling]

-You're not going.

[upbeat music]

[reporter] Violent crime

continues to rise

in Mexican towns

bordering Texas.

This is disgusting.

Why can't we learn

from our mistakes?

Our mistakes?

They're the one

making the mistakes.

Why don't they just stay

in their own country, huh?

A lot easier that way

if they just stayed in

their own count--

That should keep you shut

for a while. Okay, listen.

Listen, you are going

to be in and out of the room

all day long with tests.

I am going to go.

Please do me a favor. Behave.

And listen, Dad, okay?

Call, don't fall.

You'll be great.

Sara.

I'm sorry.

The board

made a last-minute decision

to have Decker's wife

handle the negotiations.

I tried calling you,

but you didn't answer.

What?

They're concerned that

with your father in the ICU

and Jake gone,

you won't be up for the job.

And someone heard about

a fainting incident

in your office, too?

That didn't help matters.

There's nothing you

can say that will help.

I can't change the decision.

[Joe] Yeah, I had

some more tests today,

and-- and I'll

get the results tomorrow.

Oh, yeah, thank you, babe.

Thank you, sweetheart.

I love you. Bye.

[Joe chuckling and sighing]

Oh, I didn't even know

you were still here.

Uh. That was Sissy.

Yeah. She remembered.

She called

all the way from Patagonia.

You know, she is one special

daughter.

Are you serious, Dad?

That's a special daughter?

Really, Sissy?

I have always been here

for you, Dad. Every single day.

I just lost my biggest client

because of you,

and I don't get a thank you?

Much less an "I love you?"

Okay. Really!

Sweetheart. Special.

You know what? I'm out.

This just sucks, Dad.

-Sara!

-What?

You shouldn't talk

to a sick old man like that.

[somber music]

Michael?

Michael?

What?

Um, I can't-- I can't--

I can't do this.

Can't do what? We're not

doing anything at the moment.

Um, I-- I can't have you

stay the night.

I thought I could, but I--

I just-- I can't.

Could you maybe

go home, please?

No.

Yes.

Why? You called me.

You told me

you needed company tonight.

And I did. I did. I'm just--

I'm really exhausted

and I'm-- I'm upset about

getting fired from my job,

and I just--

I can't sleep with you in bed.

Sara, I know that you're

tired

and you're rattled

about the job,

but, look, just talk to me.

Let me help you.

No, don't kick me out.

Sara, you know I've

been patient about

not staying every night

and having to leave,

but I figured it was

just because

you're stressed, you're tired.

But that's--

that's not the case now.

I want to help you.

Why don't you just let me in?

You know what I think

the problem is, Sara?

This is not

about you needing sleep.

This is about you needing

emotional boundaries.

Maybe you

should ask yourself why.

[footsteps receding]

[door closing]

In fairness, Mom,

they're entirely at fault.

Really? How is that?

[Eric]

Well, you were the one

who wouldn't give

Jake a bigger role.

Well, I couldn't,

because they hired me.

You were the one

who sent Michael off

so you could deal with

your feelings alone.

Okay, but I couldn't sleep.

It was just one night.

I didn't mean forever.

[Eric] And you were the one

who chose not to consider

sending Pop and Mom

to Florida with Aunt Sissy.

No, no, no, no, no.

That is not fair.

I-- I'm--

I'm the victim here, Eric.

Okay, maybe you are the victim,

but you're also

a victim of yourself,

what with your control issues.

What are you talking about?

I don't have control issues.

You do, and it might help

if you could acknowledge them.

Well, I don't.

Look, Mom, why do you think

I live 3,000 miles away?

[melancholic music]

[Sara sighing]





Wow. What a mess.

This looks

like my place, not yours.

[bells ringing]

What are you doing here?

I'm worried about you.

You haven't answered calls

or messages from anyone

in almost four weeks.

We need to talk.

Go away.

You're not gonna

get rid of me that easily.

I'm gonna grab

the trash cans in the kitchen.

Well, at least

you've been hydrating.

God, I mean, it's--

it's nearly February.

What are you doing?

Are you preparing

for Christmas in July?

Christmas is

my favorite holiday.

Be careful.

Okay, you know what?

I'm gonna put the trash out

by the curb,

and then I'm gonna

order us some eats.

No. Garbagemen'll stage

an intervention.

[Eric chuckling]

Mom...

it's a start.

I'm gonna get you some

water from the kitchen.

I think there's

some ros out there.

That's a morning wine--

Afternoon.

What time is it?

It's time to end your isolation.

Yeah, well, guess what?

Maybe I'm not ready to

deal with the real world, okay?

I've been so angry.

So angry at everybody,

especially you, Eric.

Well, I kind of noticed

my photos

were buried face down

around the house.

Just been schlepping

around this house, you know?

Feeling sorry for myself.

Feeling like

I'm just underappreciated.

I give so much and I-- I--

I deserve to have just as

much given back to me

as I do for other people.

It's true.

-You are a giver.

-[Sara] Yeah, but you know what?

If I control

everything and everyone,

then how does that give anybody

the chance to give back to me?

Right? So you're right.

I do have control issues.

And I'm sorry.

And I'm sorry, too.

I-- I'm sorry for being so harsh

about it when we talked.

You have nothing

to be sorry about, okay?

I know you think I'm an

old fart,

and you can't teach

an old dog new tricks,

but I'm gonna try, okay?

I need to try with you.

My dad?

-[Sara laughing]

-[Eric] Oh.

Do you know he's the only person

I have never

been able to control?

Well, I say

we're gonna

worry about him tomorrow.

And in the meantime,

just have some more soup.

I love you.

Hey, Mom!

I'm ready to go see

Pop and Mom

before we have

to get to the airport.

[Sara] Cut me some slack, kid.

Give me a minute.

[phone vibrating]

Hi, Gabrielle. What's up?

Oh, sh*t.

Okay, yeah.

Yeah, um,

we're-- we're on the way,

we're on the way.

-Who's that?

-That was Gabrielle.

She's calling from the hospital.

Pop's in again.

Oh, my God, you're kidding.

Did she say why?

No, just that

he's on his way to the ICU.

She's upset. God, she

has been amazing with him.

Well, I guess I know

what I'm doing with Dad now.

And I'm on the way

to the hospital again.

Do you want to come with

before you catch your flight?

Yes, yes. I-- I have to see him.

Look, I can always

fly back later.

All right, yeah.

[Sara] Hey, Dad,

you're going to be fine.

You've been through worse.

Uh, this is different.

I don't think

I'm going to make it.

Yes, you will, Pop.

I'm going to try to

track down one of the doctors

-and see what's going on.

-Okay.

Hey, where's Mom?

Uh, Miss Kay

is at the apartment.

She was confused.

I thought it'd be best she

be in a familiar place.

-[Sara] Okay.

-Promise me you'll take care of

your mother when I'm gone.

Of course, I will, Dad,

but now's not the time for you

to be worrying about Mom, okay?

Tell me what happened.

Tell her, Gabrielle.

[Gabrielle]

Well, Mr. Joe was asleep.

[vacuum whirring]

Gabrielle? Gabrielle!

What is it, Mr. Joe?

What do you need?

I-- I'm not getting any air!

There's no air! There's no air!

Ah. Oh, come--

I told you it wasn't my fault.

I just need to check the IVs.

Okay.

Uh, listen, Dad,

while the nurse is here,

I'm going to go to

the bathroom, all right?

I'll be right back. Okay.

[doctor] Your father's colon has

ruptured again,

and this time,

he's developed septic shock

and is in critical condition.

I heard about the oxygen loss.

You know,

neither the rupture

nor the sepsis

was caused by that.

Now, the sepsis,

which at this point,

is well on its way to becoming

a system-wide infection,

is the real threat here.

It probably developed

over the course

of a few days after the rupture.

What can you do about it?

The options are surgery,

followed by an extended period

of antibiotic aftercare,

or palliative care.

Uh, I know what surgery is.

What's palliative care?

Basically, we remove

all medical support

and provide painkillers

until the patient

passes away from the infection.

In Mr. Flynn's case, it would

probably be a few hours.

That's not really a treatment.

I mean, what about surgery?

He had that before.

In the case of

an infection like this,

surgery is very risky.

The probabilities are

that he wouldn't survive.

And if he did,

you're looking at months,

if not years, of recovery.

You're gonna have to

make a decision soon.

Surgery can't wait.

Let me know if you have

any further questions.

You okay?

Yeah.

Well, I'm not

gonna make this decision.

Every choice I make

these days seems to be wrong.

So, I'm just gonna call Sissy.

And of course,

there is no answer.

Voicemail is full.

Just send her a text.

I don't want-- I don't want

to make the choice either.

What does Pop's living will say?

He doesn't have one.

I'd try,

but he doesn't trust anyone

to make the right decision.

So, he refused to sign it.

Well, then...

he should be the one

to make the decision.

[somber music]

[heart rate monitor beeping]

Sara?

-Yeah, Dad?

-Have you heard from Sissy?

No, we've-- well, we left some

messages and texts for her,

but we haven't heard

anything back, okay?

Have you heard from the doctor?

Um, messages for him, too,

on all of his phones,

and sent him a text on his cell.

Sara, I have to talk to her.

This is k*lling me. Please.

I know. Sh. Okay. Okay.

Dad? Dad?

Hello, my friend.

Heard you wanted to see me.

Do you know about my decision?

Yes, I do.

Is it the right one?

Joe, it's the decision I would

want my own father to make

if he were in this bed.

Okay.

Sara! Sara, get the nurse!

[Kay shakily inhaling]

Okay, thank you.

-[Michael] Hey.

-Oh, hi.

-Uh, thank you for coming.

-Yeah.

Yeah, he'll be much

more at peace

-with his decision. You're here.

-Yeah.

Joe is such a special guy.

He, uh...

To be honest with you,

I wanted to see you.

I know how hard this can be,

and I just-- I just wanted

to be here to help you.

[Sara sobbing]



Promise me you'll help

Gabrielle.

Gabrielle? Why, Dad?

Because she's a Dreamer.

Her parents are here illegally.

You've got to help her stay.

Please. She was so good to me.

She was?

You know what, Dad? I will.

I'll do anything I can.

Okay?

Okay.

Eric, Eric, give your mother

the envelope.

[Sara chuckling]

You're kidding.

New funeral instructions.

Please promise me

you'll follow them.

I will, Dad, I promise.

I'll do anything for you.

Listen to me.

I am so sorry that I got angry

with you.

Oh, baby. Oh, baby.

It wasn't your--

I'm sure

you had your reason.

And...

there's one thing

you have to know.

That you

were always my favorite.

Really. Yeah. You were just

like me. You got things done.

Oh, God.

Promise me one more thing.

Now that I got

the doctor back,

you'll make sure you keep him.

I love you, Daddy.

I love you.

I love you, too, baby.

Thank you.

I'm so sorry. Mr. Flynn has

passed away.

What-- what did she say?

Dad's passed, Mom.

What am I gonna do?

We're gonna

take care of you, Mom.

Oh, no.

Let's say goodbye to Pop.

-Okay?

-Oh.

Oh, Joe.

What's the point, Joe?

Oh, Sara.

What am I gonna do?

[Kay crying]

Oh. Oh, Joe.

Oh.

-Oh.

-Let's get Gabrielle.

She and I are gonna

take you home, okay?

Oh.

Okay. Oh, Eric.

Oh, honey.

I got you.



[piano playing]

I feel it comin'

Bad news down the line

I heard you laughin'

[phone ringing]

Laughin' to keep

from cryin'

You hit the ceiling

With all the troubles

you see

All through this evening

You get no troubles from me

Stay with me a long time

Stay for just one night

Stay as long as you desire

You can stay

as long as you like

You can stay

as long as you like

Ready, Mom?

Take off your makeup

You can have a good cry

There's gonna be a shakeup

It might be hard to survive

They take

all these sweet things

And throw them on a pile

But you and me,

we don't need things

You and me, we got style

Stay with me a long time

Stay for just one night

You can take

your sweet a*s time

You can stay as long

as you like

You can stay

as long as you like

Alright

Woo hoo

Stay with me a long time

Stay for just one night

Stay as long as you desire

You can stay as long

as you like

You can stay

as long as you like

[applause]