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Franky Five Star (2023)

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Franky Five Star (2023)

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Frank?

Frank?

Psst.

Something weird's going on.

Like what?

Mrs. Franke?

Ella?

Did you see that?

See what?

-That!

-What?

I just saw something.

A chicken.

-What?

-A chicken!

How would a chicken get in here?

Hell knows.

Didn't you see it?

You imagined it.

I'm not nuts.

A real live chicken?

-Yes!

-What happened?

Mrs. Franke

is seeing poltergeists.

More like poultry-geist...

Speaking of which,

has anyone set the table?

I'm getting hungry.

Lenni, will you help me?

Then Mrs. Franke

can go hunt for our lunch.

Kiss my a*s.

Not one word about my new dress?

Was that necessary?

No one needs new clothes

anymore.

Old stock gets destroyed

so people can buy,

and buy, and buy.

I'm in the women's section.

Yeah, by the stairs.

But I can't see you.

Can you see me?

Oh, Mama.

I don't even know

which direction.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Can you see me now?

I'm between the stairs

and checkout.

I am, Mama!

So you're upstairs after all.

Oh.

Jeez,

I said to meet downstairs.

Hello, dear.

So glad to see you.

I thought, if we're both in

town we should at least meet.

Is your hairdo new?

-Not really.

-It suits you.

Papa's downstairs.

Harri!

I found her!

Hey, little one.

Long time no see.

Look, Elena.

This?

And try this on, too.

It won't suit me.

You can't tell till you've

tried.

Come on.

How are things at work?

Fine.

Nice.

And what's the plan now,

generally speaking?

I mean, I'm happy you have

some kind of job, but...

Didn't you actually want to

apply to university this year?

Hmm?

Oh, honey-pie.

I'd simply appreciate it

if my daughter

chose a path in life

with goals in mind.

-You know?

-This is my path.

Spending your life

at the drinks market checkout?

I'll stop.

I'm probably not allowed

to ask you anymore,

but my girlfriends

keep bugging me:

"What's with Elena?

Doesn't she have

a boyfriend yet?"

And I don't even know

what to say,

and feel kind of dumb.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Right, why bother.

And?

Like any of them, Elena?

"Franky?"

I'm coming in, okay?

Mama!

Sorry.

Thanks.

Come here.

You know how much

clothing I have?

No.

Me, neither.

Because it's so much.

I already have more

than I can wear.

Buying new clothes when you

don't need them is insane.

It's from Bangladeshi sweatshops

and exploited children

who ruin their health

for pennies,

so we can buy

new stuff we don't need.

We throw perfectly

good stuff away

instead of maybe doing without

a 500th pair of pants.

Sorry, we just wanted

to make you happy.

Didn't work.

Yeah.

Should we grab something to eat

or is that taboo now, too?

It depends.

This is too much.

This one is really suspect.

Katja, look.

It wasn't there yesterday.

You always have cancer

after seeing your parents.

You know my mother.

She means well.

In no time at all,

she makes me feel

like the world's biggest loser.

That's what parents are for.

Look.

This big one

is totally asymmetrical.

That's symptomatic, isn't it?

There's nothing wrong with you.

Thanks, Nurse Katja.

Hey Hasi. You again?

Yes, you're the only Hasi

in my contacts.

How many precisely?

Don't worry,

we've got everything.

But it's sweet of you.

I'm cold,

I gotta jump back in the tub.

You, too.

See you tomorrow. Ciao.

"Hasi?"

I told you about the cute guy

on the bus the other day.

You'll meet him.

He's coming tomorrow.

I don't think

I'm in a party mood anymore.

Get over it.

You'll definitely like Hasi.

You and him both...

You'll like him.

Like I did Yannick number 2?

His disgusting kombucha fungus

is still on our balcony.

We have to k*ll it.

I invited Roman.

For real?

You're putting me on.

Woah, woah, woah.

Anyway,

I must've reminded them

of their son.

Maybe he had long hair, too.

So, they called me "Gunther"

the whole time.

Stop.

Hey, Roman!

Hey.

Franky wanted

to ask you something.

Oh, yeah?

What?

No, nothing.

I'll take this.

Okay.

I'll grab the rest

before it gets stolen.

So, was it stolen?

There wasn't anything left.

Right.

Forget something?

Oh, yeah.

We're having a party tonight

if you don't have anything else

to do.

It's just a few people.

No big deal.

Just us and a few people.

I already said that.

Thanks for the invite.

So?

He'll never come.

Could you put things

in the fridge

and prep the salads?

I have to run to the hospital.

The schedule got messed up.

You mean

I have to do everything alone?

Hasi is coming over early

to help you.

Oh, no!

Without you?

I knew you'd hate the idea,

but just don't small-talk

with him.

I'll text him that you're mute.

Funny.

Okay. What do I do?

I don't know.

Didn't Katja say?

She said you'd know.

Maybe the couscous?

Why? Because of how I look?

No, of course not.

-I'll do it.

-Just kidding.

Oh.

You want to?

Mm.

Just one quick dance.

Please, please, please.

Absolutely not.

But Franky won't enjoy

the party.

Parties aren't her scene.

Parties aren't your scene.

Did someone order

a bombshell?

I ordered five minutes' peace,

nothing else.

Is that to impress Roman?

Of course, who else?

He's overdue?

Hey, it's not fair if Ella

can go to the party

and I can't.

Hands off my flowers!

-You're just a kid.

-"You're just a kid."

-There, see?

-"There, see."

-You know what? Go upstairs...

-You can't tell me what to...

Easy!

Time-out.

Step back, you two.

Inhale.

Find your center and...

exhale.

Good.

To resolve this conflict,

I'll be the one who goes

to the party.

-Heh?

-What'll you do there?

Smoke dope?

Stand on the balcony all night

philosophizing about

why it doesn't fall off

the building?

That's a question

of structural design,

not philosophy.

And it'll be more profitable

than running around for hours

or throwing yourself at

the next best guitarist.

I've got this.

You know Franky invited Roman.

Franky doesn't want

some idiot like you...

No one's going.

Jeez, this sucks.

Hey, my flowers!

What are you drinking?

Mm.

It's actually not my drink.

Don't be sad if he doesn't come.

He's probably got a gig.

We could go see him.

As groupies.

-Palma!

-Hey!

Great to see you!

Awesome party.

I just cut some random guy's

hair with nail scissors.

-No!

-Yes!

In which room?

Ah.

You must be the famous Franky.

Hi, I'm Palma.

How about an undercut?

It'd look great...

Hey, what the...

Stop!

Hey.

My two favorite people tonight.

Tonight? You're much too kind.

Hey, how's it going?

How about you?

You two are so cute,

I could eat you up!

Now you two.

To keep things even.

-Go on.

-Katja...

Katja...

How about it? Go for it.

You call that a kiss?

Heh?

Go on, make out.

Come on.

Okay.

sh*t.

What's this?

Some tiny f*cking component.

What's broken now?

Some f*cking fuses blew.

I'm fixing it.

-sh*t.

-Lenni!

What the heck?

Lenni just snuck out.

Doesn't matter.

I'm a bit dizzy.

Oh my God!

What was that?

Did you see it?

So many people.

Do you know them all?

I'll have something to eat.

Maybe there's salad left.

Mm.

Ah!

My God, it's our song!

And I wonder, larifari

Why I always so wander,

larifari

I so anxious, lacking order

Through the jungle

of time, larifari

I, a connoisseur, larifari

Sense the doom

down the road, larifari

Larifari

Yet still I walk on,

larifari...

Hasi?

-Was it good?

-I'm just tired.

Hm.

Hey. Have you seen Katja?

Come with me.

I wanna show you something.

Have you ever seen

this many jackets before?

My aunt has a laundromat,

so...

That must be cool.

I love the smell

of freshly-washed laundry.

How is it?

-Cool.

-Yeah.

Try on this one.

It'll suit you.

Wow.

Hey, did you take something?

What do you mean?

Emergency.

We're out of ice.

And the beer's running low.

No!

Could you get some

at the gas station?

Me? With what vehicle?

Right.

Caught you!

Do you have glasses or cups?

Goblets, trophies, vases...?

I'd take anything.

Or who has the deepest

belly button?

I do!

We'll find something.

Come on.

Ta-da!

Oh.

You coming?

Sure.

Now for the radio.

Ooh, I love this song!

I love the dreamers,

the pioneers

Who each way they turn

see seeds

Who don't take fate's blows

so hard

And always give a hat-tip

to the good

Not those who know

the future by heart

Viewing enthusiasm

as old hat

Or those who dress up

their old fears

As good advice

With which to slap you

in the face!

The light in my eyes

is what I owe this life

When are you gonna shine?

The light in my eyes

is what I owe this life

When are you all

gonna shine?

Hey, hey!

I love those

who try out each new idea

Thumbing their noses...

Whose car is this?

Miss Black Pompom Bag.

What if Pompom Bag

wants to go home?

We'll be back in a sec.

Look, the gas station!

I love gas stations!

-Want an ice cream?

-Oh, yeah!

-Can you open it?

-Mmhmm.

I'm driving back.

What? Can you drive?

Of course!

-Okay.

-Mmhmm.

Though I don't have a license.

You're kidding, right?

Mm-mm.

OK, should I drive?

Mmhmm.

Fine.

sh*t!

-No comment.

-Oh, no!

Whose car is that?

Oh. It's Roman's new car!

And who's Roman?

Roman!

He... lives in our building.

Of all the bad luck!

Your lover?

Nonsense!

I hardly know him.

I know him, but not well.

I get it.

I'm actually waiting

for my one true love.

No sh*t?

What do we do now?

Roman just bought it.

The repairs will be expensive.

Come off it.

It's barely visible.

If anyone asks,

you were at the party all night.

I can vouch for you.

Forget about it.

Come on.

Mm.

A fender bender!

-Hey.

-Hmm.

If you want to kiss me again...

Franky...

I'm going in to look

for Katja, okay?

You're too dumb for me, anyway.

Jeez.

Beer's here.

Come here.

Get to bed.

Pretending

to be myself again

Acting as if I was home high

Wearing the clothes

that I always wear

And doing the usual thing

to my hair

Pretending

to be myself again

Imitating the person

I have always been

Playing on changing my name

to my name

And make him believe

I am exactly the same

A bunny in a bunny suit

Tiger in a tiger mask

Who in the world

do you think that I am?

I suppose it depends

on who you ask

Of all the disguises

I've ever wore

I flatter myself

in the most sincere for

Franky?

Still I'm kept at a distance

Franky?

Just pretending

to be myself again

Do you have aspirin?

Katja's not feeling well.

A bunny in a bunny suit

Vampire with rusty teeth

Franky?

Who in the world

do you think that I am?

I suppose it depends

on who I believe

Ma'am Franky is departed.

Prithee excuse her.

She felt slightly queasy.

I'm just the help.

Pay me no mind.

Got it.

Hello?

You're too late.

What?

Oh, right.

Have a nice party?

Well, it was alright.

Ah, is that...

Is this a bad time?

Am I interrupting?

No, I hope we weren't too loud.

Not at all.

I was out with friends.

You were done

when I got back.

But I do have

a stupid question.

About last night.

sh**t.

Did anyone at your party

come by car

and park downstairs?

Anyone?

Some jerk ran into my car.

Oh, no!

It was fine beforehand,

so it must've been someone

from your party

who left this behind.

The normal approach would've

been leaving your phone number.

Oh, God.

It... I think...

Okay, it was Franky.

For sure.

She ran right into you,

cold as ice.

Kidding! Just kidding!

She doesn't even have a license.

Your face!

The damage is only semi-funny,

so if anything occurs to you...

Sure, we'll let you know.

See you.

Thanks.

Anytime.

What?

It suits you.

Yeah.

Is that necessary?

Can't anyone else do it?

No one?

Of course it's not convenient,

but I'll come.

See you.

Emergency.

What is it you do again?

Katja told me, but I forgot.

Mechatronics.

That's working on cars, right?

For some, but...

I fix elevators.

And you?

The drinks market.

Is it true that elevators

get stuck

if you push all the buttons

at once?

No. Who told you that?

I don't remember.

But I have other questions.

Hey. I gotta go.

See you.

My other questions include:

How many people fit...

Sorry, try an internship

if you're interested.

Bye.

Sure.

Gladly.

Frank, duty calls!

Let it call.

You need to work

on your attitude.

Or we'll never get anywhere,

not even in a drinks market.

Working to earn money.

To spend money.

To have to earn more money

to spend yet more money.

Living to consume.

On and on, until you're dead.

Turbo-capitalistic

self-exploitation.

Can't you take a chill pill?

You go, then.

We'd be studying by now

if it were up to me.

Well, we can gladly

discuss once again

which of us is the driving

intellectual force.

Frank?

Don't be difficult.

Go.

Someday,

I'll blow this place sky-high.

Quick question:

Where does Hasi work?

Westend.

I think the office is

on Wartburgplatz.

Why?

No reason.

Gotta go. Duty calls.

Same here.

I'm on night shift again.

Wooh!

Can I help you?

Indeed.

I'm looking for Hasi.

Hasi?

It's a nickname, of course.

His real name's different.

I guess.

Hasi!

What are you doing here?

"Hasim."

Yeah.

Listen, I need

professional reorientation.

So, I thought I'd check out

what you do here.

It sounded so interesting,

and you mentioned an internship.

I was joking.

We're on our way to a client's.

Stuck elevator?

A drive controller malfunction.

Can I join you?

Okay.

No acting weird, alright?

Sorry if I was offbeat

yesterday.

Parties aren't really my thing.

Yeah, ditto.

Okay.

Good day, colleague!

Hi.

So,

there's no one inside it now?

No, it's empty.

I heard that if you're

in a falling elevator,

you should jump on impact

in order to survive.

Myth.

The best thing is to lie down.

Like you now.

But there's no way for them

to fall, anyway.

What if the cable snaps?

Most elevators have eight

or ten of them.

Theoretically, one is enough

to support its entire weight.

And this one doesn't have

any cables.

It's hydraulic.

As you can see here.

Hmm. I see there.

If a hydraulic hose bursts,

the safety override kicks in.

Safety override?

-Mmhmm.

-Right, got it.

What was that?

Quiet!

Shh!

Somebody's there.

Get my bat.

Who could it be?

No, no, no!

I told you so.

A chicken.

You all called me crazy.

It's so cute!

But how did a chicken

get in here?

Maybe it flew in?

You can throw a chicken farther

than it can fly.

So, what do we do

with the critter?

We're friends.

Don't make friends with dinner.

Nothing'll happen to you.

No one can eat you

once you have a name.

I hereby christen you...

Hasi.

But why?

Can we watch TV

in your room?

La, la, la, la, la, la,

la, la

Hello, anyone home?

Ooh. I thought no one was home.

I see.

I concentrate better

with my pants off.

Hm.

Well, then.

Have fun.

Yeah.

You, too.

Em.

Forget something?

You can play, if you like.

Two people can play?

Sure.

It's actually better.

Do you know how it goes?

This is the gas.

That's how you steer.

OK, wait.

Where are you?

No.

Hey.

What are you doing?

What I'm doing?

You'd have lost anyway.

I won't hurt you.

Yeah.

You seem feisty all the same.

That's because of my lipstick.

Mmhmm.

Want some?

Franky.

No, come on.

Come here, go like this.

Hold still.

Don't mess it up.

Not like that.

Come here, I'll help you.

Look!

Stop!

Hey, what the hell?

Franky, stop. This isn't okay.

I'm with Katja.

Easy.

The mechanism is delicate.

Can't you...?

You okay?

Franky?

We need to talk.

I peed in the sink.

-What?

-Why?

What else could I do?

That shouldn't have happened.

Okay.

Sometimes I do things

I don't want to.

At the time, I do.

Or I wouldn't do them.

But then I'm not quite myself.

Know what I mean?

Sure.

Yeah?

Well, a bit.

Yeah. Okay.

I mean, Katja shouldn't hear

about this, I'd say.

No?

No.

It wouldn't change anything,

right?

Or would you rather tell her?

What am I not to tell her?

Come on.

Do you tell all of your women

that?

What? "My women?"

Are you saying I'm a f*ck?

I'm not saying...

You're the one who came in

all dolled up

and put on a big show.

It was a test.

I wanted to see

if you're good enough for Katja.

And you failed. Miserably.

-In no time.

-Sure thing. Anything else?

No, that's it.

Good.

Morning.

I'm so exhausted.

Is Hasi gone?

No clue.

I didn't see him.

Hey, stop.

Mrs. Papst ran off

from the dementia ward.

We finally got a call.

She was across the street

in the Honolulu Bar

buying one round after the next.

Of course she couldn't pay

in the end.

Pretty cool, right?

When I'm that far gone,

I'll run off

and dance on tables, too.

Although... I've got you.

We'll move to the ground floor

when we're 80

and be the coolest roomies

in town.

You okay? You look so...

Everything's fine.

I gotta go to work.

And I gotta go to bed.

I'm KO.

Sleep well.

You, too.

Frank?

Frank.

Frank, your shift's about

to start.

Must I always chase after you?

Jeez, this so-called work

is moronic and senseless.

Earning money when

you have none isn't senseless.

Act grown up.

Bye, Frank.

Where is she?

Ella?

Frying in hell.

Downstairs.

Towel.

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of yours?

You can't just jump Hasi.

I didn't just...

Well, maybe a bit.

I'm sorry.

But nothing ever happens

around here.

And what an opportunity!

It was so embarrassing.

And he's Katja's boyfriend.

Yeah, I know.

Do you really think it'll last?

It's bound to...

That's not the point.

No, the point is

you'll be a virgin forever.

There's still the Roman Project.

That's going fantastic.

How long have we been

kidding ourselves?

A year? Two?

Yeah, okay.

Maybe nothing will come of it,

but Hasi is off limits.

It can't happen again.

It's no big loss, anyway.

Just promise me.

Okay, fine, I promise.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la,

la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la,

la, la

Ms. Franke?

What a surprise!

Your doctor's note from

last week somehow never arrived.

Yesterday, too, it would seem.

Plus your frequent t*rd.

Yesterday, too, it would seem.

I got the days mixed up.

Hmm.

I'm afraid I'll have to treat

it as unexcused absence.

After repeated warnings

from management.

It's not open to discussion.

You're so pathetic, Pascal.

Kissing up

and kicking down.

A performance-oriented peon

oiling

the profit-oriented system.

That's all that matters.

No.

You'll go far

in the drinks industry.

Listen here.

Know what?

Take your shitty-paid job

and shove it up

your tight little a*s.

I'm done.

Sorry.

-It was me.

-Hi. What was you?

Your car. I crashed into it.

You're serious, right?

I'm so sorry.

I had a blackout

after the party.

Otherwise, I would've

told you when you came by.

You're a real kook.

I'll pay for the damage.

What'll it cost?

I'm not insured.

Insurance companies are cheats.

They exploit people's fears,

right?

Hmm.

I lost my job just now.

And my final check

is to cover the rent.

I owe Katja for last month.

Things are chaotic right now.

Okay, okay, okay.

We'll work something out.

I'm on my way out.

For you.

As a down payment.

Rum. It's a good year.

Damn expensive.

Yeah. That's a start.

I need to get going.

No problem.

I'll join you.

Uh.

Okay.

You've got a date!

Nonsense.

Who knows where he's headed.

Maybe he's going

to the garbage dump,

to buy foot cream,

or to the tax office.

He wouldn't take you there.

The Roman Project is back on.

-Yes!

-No, I can't.

Just be yourself.

Only a bit less uptight.

And a bit funnier.

A tiny bit more involved, open,

a bit more...

...like you?

You go, then. I can't.

Just take a big gulp of rum,

and make him

any old compliment.

I know it sounds tacky,

but it works every time.

A compliment on what?

I barely know him.

Something you like about him.

You'll think of something.

Now move it.

Franky, about the job...

Have fun, don't screw up.

So, this is your appointment?

Yeah.

I come here

to contemplate my songs.

It's the best place.

No, thanks.

You're being shy again?

I'm always shy.

Yeah. Except when parking.

I'm really sorry.

Scratches are bound to happen.

Glad to help.

You really are kind of cute.

Thanks.

You, too!

What?

Your ears are lovely.

What's that about my ears?

Their shape is

unusually beautiful.

Shapely ears

is what I'd call them.

My ears are perfectly ordinary.

The longer you look at them,

the less human they appear.

Wow.

No one's ever criticized

my ears before.

I'm not criticizing them.

I'm paying you a compliment.

Show me yours.

I'm all dizzy.

You can lean on me.

Where are we?

Where are we?

You'd never believe me.

I don't get it, where are we?

What is this place?

I can't tell you.

Okay.

Whisper it in my funny ear.

In your shapely ear?

Hmm.

I can't tell you.

OK, I'll tell you.

We're in my head.

What?

Hello?

-Quick, dive.

-Is anyone there?

Lenni?

Ella?

Lenni?

Franke?

Come on.

What's... going on here?

You didn't see us.

Who was that?

-Frank.

-Who's Frank?

Where the hell are we?

Five stars, huh?

I doubt that.

Come on.

The coast is clear.

Is this real?

Do you want a hot shower?

Oh, yeah.

Did you see Franky?

She was in the pool.

With Roman.

What? With Roman?

Here?

Impossible.

There isn't a Roman here.

But I saw him.

If Franky is here,

then Lenni is doing

his solo shenanigans again.

I did what?

Maybe they're upstairs.

-A key's missing.

-What's going on?

The honeymoon suite!

How can this be?

How did he get in here?

Franky!

I'd like a word.

Can't you ever

leave me in peace?

I'm not sure you're well.

I'm very well.

Are you a couple?

Just leave me in peace!

All of you!

Come on, quick.

-Franky?

-Franky?

Franky!

Wait, wait a minute!

Are you all crazy?

What... was that?

I just wanted to know

what was going on.

It all went way too quick!

Tell me

who those freaks are.

Franky?

Franky? Franky.

Franky.

Oh, you're awake.

This isn't my bed.

No, it's my bed.

I'm lying in your bed.

That is correct.

Your things are still

in the bathroom.

Ah, okay.

I don't mean to be rude,

but the thing is,

I have plans.

So, if you don't mind...

Oh. No problem.

What time is it?

God, I slept that long?

Yeah.

We showered here?

Yeah. Correct again.

Sorry,

I'm... still a bit confused.

I really hadn't...

planned... to sleep...

here with you...

Hey, no worries.

Need a bag?

I gotta get moving.

See you, huh?

Just pull the door shut.

Hey, there.

Yeah, we rehearsed till late,

so I didn't...

Yeah, you, too.

Maybe I'll grab a bite.

How about we meet at the harbor?

I've got my car,

so it won't take long.

Sure, I'd love to.

Totally.

Yeah, you'll have to tell me.

Great.

And sorry, OK?

I'll call sooner next time.

Gotcha.

You, too. See you.

-What do I do?

-No idea.

What are you doing here?

-Is everything okay?

-I've got bad palpitations.

Can you give me a shot?

You'll get hooked.

Please, Nurse Katja.

I'm out of here, okay?

We're going to the funfair.

Have a blast. I'll call you.

OK, come on.

Hello.

Oh, already? Great.

Where are you?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi.

Real sweet. So, you want to?

If you dare.

And where are we off to?

To the funfair with Katja.

Hasi's there, too.

I don't know.

But I'm always allowed

to go there.

Mrs. Franke?

Ooh!

Lumbago.

OK, but not too long

and not too wild.

What the heck?

Step on it! We'll get you!

Let's see you try!

Franky, wait.

Sorry the thing with Roman

was a flop.

Flop is right.

Do you want to talk about Hasi?

I want you to leave me alone.

As you wish.

Thank you.

Here.

Mm.

-You?

-No, I don't like the stuff.

No, yuck, stop.

No, really!

Mm.

Can we finally take

the caterpillar?

Not me, I'm still dizzy.

Please, Katja.

Will you go with me?

Um...

I'm starting to feel like

I'm in the way.

Come on, we'll be right back.

Just this once?

Alright.

I'll be at the duck sh**t.

See you.

-Come on.

-Yeah.

Franky, can we talk?

Sure.

I can't do this.

I'm all mixed up.

You know,

you've got me mixed up.

Come on,

let's get the red one.

Ella?

Ella!

Sorry if I came on

a bit strong.

I just wanted sex

at long last.

And I thought

you might be Mr. Right.

I mean Mr. Right for me.

God, that was too much again,

right?

Am I really that bad?

Let me out!

I'm innocent.

I thought I could at least

count on you.

But you can. Always.

Not anymore.

Ella locked me in

and you fell asleep on the job.

Lenni always causes trouble,

of course,

but now Ella and Frank

do whatever they want,

too, while you do nothing!

It's all going to hell

in a handbasket!

Frankie!

Hasi got us cotton candy

and I was dying

to ride the Ferris wheel...

Great!

So, Ella went off with Hasi?

Hmm.

I'll handle it.

Now all of a sudden?

You only want to be left alone.

I took it real slow.

How lovely for you.

I hope you enjoyed

your last time.

But it was different this time.

I understood something:

Don't you see

how wonderful he is?

You know what?

You can all kiss my a*s.

Crashing cars, ditching work,

hitting on Hasi,

going behind Katja's back,

I can't take it anymore!

It's your fault that things

with Katja and Hasi

are so messed up.

It's your fault

that my life's a screw-up!

I just can't be normal

with all of you.

You're just not normal!

Now cool down.

You could've told Katja

the truth long ago.

Eh. What are you doing?

No, no, no.

Hey, that's dangerous.

Hey, give me that.

Franky, please.

Give it to me.

You're getting out of my life.

Franky?

Franky? Come out of there.

Come out of there.

Down! Everyone get down!

Get down! Quick! Take cover!

Leave me alone at last!

What now?

Are you nuts?

Apparently.

Sorry,

but I can't take it anymore.

Katja, where are you?

I'm at the sh**ting gallery

waiting for you.

Please come.

Katja, are you home?

Katja?

Katja,

I have to tell you something.

I have...

I have to talk to you, Katja.

I don't know.

I think...

I've screwed everything up.

My head exploded.

I need you, Katja.

I can't...

Franky,

I can't do this anymore, either.

It's always all about you.

I'm always there for you.

"Nurse Katja!"

When was the last time

you asked how I'm doing?

How are you doing?

Tip-top. Thanks for asking.

Hasi broke up with me.

I'm sorry.

What did he say?

That he'd fallen in love.

Not with me, obviously.

I'm sorry.

Spare me the rest.

But...

you wanted us to get along.

You even told us to kiss.

Franky, please.

Who are you trying to convince?

But...

you're not in love with him,

are you?

Aren't you

and Palma an item already?

You know what?

I think you'd better start

minding your own business

and looking

for your own apartment.

I'm done having you here!

Katja?

I really did want to tell you.

Get lost!

There's no way.

The mechanism was totally

destroyed by the blast.

Can't we turn that off somehow?

Where did you come from?

Franky...

What's wrong?

Are you crying or puking?

It's okay. I'm fine.

Are you pregnant?

What?

No.

I didn't want

the Hasi thing to happen.

You've got to believe me.

I do believe you.

I... have no idea

what to do now.

I get that you don't

want me around anymore.

But I still

don't know where to go.

I don't even have

a job anymore.

Maybe you can move in with Hasi.

Well, what?

Katja, I'm really sorry.

I wish I wasn't like this.

Maybe you two are good together.

But I don't want to lose you.

Franky, I don't know.

A bit of distance

will probably do us good.

What do I do now?

I'm afraid this time

you're on your own.

What a great idea it was

to build a b*mb.

And now here we sit.

The b*mb was never meant

to be used.

It was...

a purely scientific experiment.

And who lost us that job?

What?

All I'll say is Hasi.

Please.

Let's not fight.

We've done enough of that.

Has anyone seen Hasi?

Your chicken?

That's irrelevant.

But I've looked everywhere.

So, keep looking.

It appeared on its own.

Now it's flown off again.

It can't have.

Hasi would never leave me.

Enough, already.

It's a chicken!

Hasi?

Hasi?

What are you doing here?

I need your help.

It's an emergency.

What happened?

I can't tell you.

I'm working.

And I'm done with your games.

Please come with me.

Sorry.

Unless this is

about a broken elevator,

I'm not the guy you need.

But it is.

Well, go ahead.

I really can't explain it

without you thinking I'm crazy.

A chicken.

You can see it, too?

You really need to come with me.

Please.

I'll show you everything.

I'll show you everything.

Come on, okay?

Whatever.

What are we doing here?

Franky!

I thought this was

about a broken elevator.

It is.

I know it sounds crazy...

but I can't think

of any other way.

Are you nuts?

Franky?

Franky!

Hasi?

Franky?

Franky!

Hello?

Where are you guys?

Lenni!

Franky!

Are you still angry?

And you?

Franky...

Oh, thank God!

I was so worried.

Are you OK?

I'm so sorry.

What happened?

I'd hoped Hasi could help me

repair the elevator

for you guys.

What?

The idea was OK,

but now we have a real problem.

I'm so happy to be back again.

I'm not sure it was a good idea.

f*ck.

Franky...

You have to get out of here

immediately.

But I don't know how.

Does this mean Franky will stay

with us forever?

Franky?

I've tried everything,

but it really needs

an expert's touch.

There must be a way.

You surfaced

in the pool downstairs, right?

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

There's... no exit.

None at all.

The chicken.

It got out somehow.

What?

You saw Hasi?

Impossible. That can't happen.

Definitely.

But how did the bird get out?

I might just have a theory.

No one's used the laundry chute

in ages.

That's way too high for Hasi.

I might've helped a bit.

You threw my chicken in there?

It wasn't a throw...

I don't know.

It looks dangerous.

Close your eyes and go.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

Oh!

Did she make it?

Franky!

Are you okay?

It didn't work.

What? It did.

Come on,

I'm taking you to the hospital.

No.

Come on.

I'm so cold.

Sorry, I didn't know

where else to go.

She wouldn't go to the hospital

and at least you're a nurse.

She swallowed

a lot of water.

What did you do?

Come on in.

Um. I'd better be going, huh?

Stay right here.

What happened?

Well, she fell into the water

at the docks.

It's a hot bath for you.

Come on.

Do you forgive me?

You need to warm up.

Call me if you need anything.

Katja...

Thanks.

Any time.

You stupid cow.

Get in.

There's room for two.

It's tried and tested.

Nah.

I'm good.

You're shivering.

I won't look.

"Won't look!"

I promise

I won't do dumb sh*t again.

You still don't get it,

do you?

What?

I'd jump in the harbor

every day for you.

Or steal cars, whatever.

You're not mad?

You've got something there.

Seaweed?

I'm scared.

You don't have to do it, Lenni.

I'll stay here with you.

I want us all

to stay together.

No one's keeping me here.

I don't want to be stuck

in this dump forever, either.

Excuse me?

-Make way.

-But Ella!

Whoa!

Ella?

Oh.

Eenie, meenie, mo,

your turn to go.

Hmm.

Liberty!

Want to play a game?

No.

I want to follow them.

Are you sure?

Yes.

But you have to come, too.

Yeah, yeah.

I'll catch up.

Promise?

Promise.

f*ck it!

Oh.

Everything OK?

Yes.