02x06 - How to Be a Successful Alcoholic

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to billion people across the world consume

liquor a small percentage

of those fall into that category of

excess but

whether you drink a little or you drink

a lot every drop

of liquor tells a different story

hello

welcome to another liquor story

with your host family

today

we're going to discuss

how an alcoholic can

be organized

you always wonder how I get so much

stuff done around the park

there's my book 2017

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all need to have a bowel movements

in this life like

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bath when just regular salt because

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the person that

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I have one for

you what

did the hippie say when

they asked him to leave after

a couple weeks no

you said Namaste know

if you don't get that for off I don't care

so today's liquor

story is not actually about

liquor what

we're going to do we're going to try over the next

little while it's to consume

this whole bottle of liquor this

is one of my favorite drinks of the day

this is called locally

because it's probably the three Badcock

lockers at some days probably

going to be sold in New Brunswick and probably

so

I'm going to start the show off right now

is the official beginning of Jim

Lahey liquor stories take

first drink of

the day today

we're going to talk about

me and a how I

became a successful alcohol

last week we talked about the sh*t Line

This people doing talk about my

sh*t on it

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anything Clyde and I

remember when I was a kid

I do remember when I was a kid look

what I've done trailer

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case study of Jim

Lahey guess

what Randy told me that

I was being too mean to him and

he said it was a carryover from my childhood

and that about our

relationship status

who is watching you know that asked

Molly the advice, whatever said

buddy is an excuse me he said

you said that a lot of that Mannix

in the in a person's relationship stem

from your childhood

upbringing and then

they

come from their mother and father and

sometimes you passed down for Generations review

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to read you a little bit about what

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what did the janitor say when he popped

out of the closet

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okay, Hanahan names

of each person to park your plans put in

jail okay Jim

Lahey is a 70

year old bisexual man of Irish

Catholic background is employed

to Sunnyvale Trailer Park as a parent. Cooper

Sizer and currently observances mail

program a promising

career in the police for Jim is now

divorced nearby strange from his only

daughter he

initially contacted me was concerned

about his relationship with his partner was

affecting it

he described as relationship best

pentesters but loving

and express fear regarding losing

the affection of Randy

described as The only

positive thing in this life

I hope to get help addressing is alcoholism

as he saw that as the root

of his relationship problems

this person is quite a stoop

Jim is referred to as

close to me as mr. lay this

reflection of his desire for respect

and power cultivated in early

childhood the

strong connection to the Catholic Church great-grandparents

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churches are all the boy and the describes

the experience as a present when the game

and if I consider was a pleasant

one as a child he serve the Catholic

church for all aboard and describes

his experience as a pleasant

one what the f*ck

is she even calling in the place at 1

was f*ck I

knew was f*ck when when I

did

my father and maybe you should go to the YMCA I'm

a Little by there on Saturday afternoon

for the almonds him cuz he separated

swims I remember I saw

my first large flaccid p*nis and in

the shower room that nobody

needs anything so f*cking not like

you mean but I was an altar boy found

out that I belong to the young

men's Christian Association and

what do they did but

guess what they waited for about 4

days for the altar boy picnic and

then they kicked me out because I was a

bathing suit they want to move

thank you I'm not going to send it because

I have lack of self-respect they never

touch my door I know they are if

I would have gone to that picnic I've already a bungo

but you

know cuz a lot of people have PTSD after

they've been poked you in it just so you know

anyway I'm not going to

read this sh*t that sh*t

I remember I was I was in all

of what I learned a whole mass in Latin a damn

Cleveland typical juventutem am William

a carbonemys go to talk to you about

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I think I was saying am I really f*cking here

doing this sh*t I damn

Clear Lake if I got you into picking me up to

God who gives me joy in

my you know the top us priority

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his number anyway

I mean responses

f*cking

long you was in the w*r and he needs to take you

any

way that was a long time ago a

long time ago but it wasn't

pleasant I used steel

I used to steal a

little bit of the Sacristy once in a boo boo.

That's probably

Superstar movie

h* Lee fuk

drunk on Secretary of State

Sacristy wine

and I stumble

holy f*ck that was me

anyway

where was I oh yeah oh yeah oh boy

you like the power

she said he liked the power cable

f*cking power I'll tell you what power

it gave me milky

milk and bone bone bone

in Milky they lived

on Tire on Wellington Street on the way home

from school I had to pass your house sometimes

they were together but usually they were like

Justin Skyler f*cking

way we win your ways to give me the

f*cking Whirlpool different

story forget where I was older

than me the

powerful man in the world but

I just tell you one thing is all kinds of bullies

in the world and some of them are real sniveling little

bullies naked at YouTube you know the

f*cking ones on the internet that

up your chicken check anyway they

will do the boys one

day I was at the communion Rail and

I had to Patton and the prison going on anybody

if you expect

that's

a substantiated body of Jesus Christ

don't get me wrong

anyway you put on you can go

to hell with no

f*cking fun like scared

that's what it was if you're playing with yourself you're

going to touch

your d*ck and your f*cking damn. Tell you one

thing and that's what

I did that's what I did I used to anyway

when I was giving the hostess if I can borrow

money as

soon as a priest wanted me to move. Just

want a couple inches down the way I went right

now I

paid for that I tell you

has good sh*t in bed sheet in

the world wasn't

a very pleasant experience I

was for tactical Force but here's

the thing we have no choice if

you believe in anything at all you

have to believe that all the atoms

contingent upon your existence

of talking telling you where to go

and who to be in what the boo just

don't nobody know

religion doesn't fit a

cigarette yeah that's

what I was saying earlier wouldn't it be nice

to know

isn't that the best feeling in

the world didn't

know just

think that you're right

second opinions lots of opinions but

I don't think that I have the

market cornered on being right true

I want to save Sunnyvale Park

and keep it I want to have

all the objectives in my life all

the objectives all boils down to

me wanting to you know how

we always think we like to take care of sh*t

would like to like to nurture

something and hold something dear

pass it on the next in the

nation well

that's me and travel

trailer park I want Trailer Park

Sunnyvale Trailer Park to be as good

as as good as can be and

I wanted to be a model for peace

well I failed in my objective

the Simon law I got to get my

sh*t together but

you know why I

have it all written down in this little book people

it's

what I had to do today go

to the bank drop off my church

go to Canadian Tire to get a

new bathroom presently he

mobile go to the poster

case