01x14 - Old St. Andrew's Scotch Whisky

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billion people across the world consume

liquor a small percentage

of those fall into that category of

excess but

whether you drink a little or you drink

a lot every drop

of liquor tells a different story

sorry

I'm late everybody but I was looking for

my boss today we have a

very interesting story on Jim

Lahey and the liquor stories

today we're going to talk about the

origins of golf golf

as you know was discovered in a little place

called st. Andrews New Brunswick where

I'm going to stand poodle and

his c*ck a*s or meeting last week

but now they didn't

gentleman today

Wireless

yes golf is in the

history it's the oldest of all living

Sports if you look at Leonardo

DiCaprio's last supper and

you see the disciplines sitting at the

on the same

side of the f*cking table anyway

in the background there you can see a little fast

relief I don't like her drawing of

a caveman of Cro-Magnon caveman

Raconteurs

old Boulder into a gopher

hole in the background there's

a bald woman cuz he probably dragging

her home and she's holding a bunch of

grapes liquor and

golf have been together sometime

Memorial

I think the most

important thing to remember about this

golf ball is the slogan

in Spiro spero and

has nothing to do with Jack Sparrow the Fruity

Pie are pirate it's as

long as we breathe we have hope where

there's breath and that's

that's a little thing to share if

anybody thinks that the world is going to end

you don't not with a bang but

a whimper you know that one I

grow old I grow old I shall

wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled

and walk up on the beach


of golf ba*ls you don't believe me check

it out remember way back

when he was in there was an old

joe clark fare-thee-well old joe clark

fairly well I said he was a prime

prime minister Canada and Jimmy

Stewart was no Carter

Carter Stewart was the president

of the United States of America and

I was in the golf contest and

uses it on

the 14th hole is where this

guy who owns the local Distillery where

you died of a heart attack and his wife

put up a prize anybody ever got a

hole-in-one on the 14th hole

wins a hundred

of these golf ba*ls and they added

another hundred every f*cking hear ten

years go by God

damn go to

the shin look at this f*cking sh*t

these golf ba*ls man

I used to have

a thousand you don't believe me

when I tell you what

I blackmail George me cuz

I had a picture he was we were first car

that was when I was younger and I

had a picture George Green jerking

the dog off when he was a kid

so I used to blackmail

him and I made him stand beside the

green and and I waited

and somebody or

something my gallery and everyone that everyone

looked over and I swapped the ball

and do I add doors between jump

up and down and go

any pool if I can ball out

of the hole on the 14th green guess

what never gave him his share but

this is the last one last pack

of one lasted all these years I

think I think it's time

for a toast ladies and gentlemen to

golf and everything it

means the stupidest f*cking

sport in the world