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01x11 - Episode 11

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Warszawianka". Aired: June 9, 2023.*
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The tragicomic adventures of a 40-year old playboy.

01x11 - Episode 11

Post by bunniefuu »

There's some precision in that.
Anything else I can do?

No, thank you. Thanks.

Fool's luck.

Oh, man.

- I have to go there.
- No, don't.

f*cking fight for your daughter.

Thanks God she's OK.

- She has a concussion.
- A very mild one, she'll be fine.

- I ought to go to jail.
- To jail?

f*cking fight for your daughter.

Because you're screwed with them.

They were good to you,
but it's over now.

- They'll f*cking k*ll you now.
- I'd k*ll myself, gladly.

- They'll f*cking k*ll you now.
- I'd k*ll myself, gladly.

It doesn't matter what you'd do.

You have to get help.

I know this place with great therapists.
My friends.

- What place?
- A rehab.

I've been through that ten times.

You have to do it.

Otherwise
they'll eat you alive in court.

I thought you adored that guy.
That he's so

- great, a good provider
- Because he is.

And I like him. Because thanks
to him my granddaughter has a home.

A home? Now they'll have
their own kid, it'll be dandy!

Hush, calm down.

And I'll just disappear
and it'll be for the best.

You know what? Go home.

Go home. We'll stay here and

...you just go...

Go. We’ll call you. Just go already.

Oh, Mother.

Fran,

get the f*ck out.

You've had enough of this.

I'll get you something.

There.

- I won't sleep anyway.
- You will if you take this.

Here.

What's this about?

I've got no f*cking idea.

- Yes?
- Franciszek Czulkowski, hi.

I've got "Maria Czulkowska".

She's my mom, she paid for this.

- Come in.
- Thank you.

I'd go without sleep for 4 days,

but I had a show to produce, so
it went on to day 5.

But then You know how it is,
not sleeping for 4 or 5 days.

I do.

No interruptions, you'll speak
when it's your turn, OK? Go on.

Hallucinations kick in

people who are gone,
like my dead grandmother.

So I had to go to sleep to stay sane.

And someone told me

that GBL is good.

this this rim-cleaning lotion.

That's some serious sh*t.

Go on.

Then it turned out I'm pregnant.

And

I was clean, I swear.

For 8 months.

I went to a doctor

and he said: "Nothing can hurt
this pregnancy".

I called my dealer right away
and I said:

- "Get me some blow".
- You said "blow"?

- Will you shut up?
- OK, your turn. Tell us.

- Go on.
- What should I say?

Your name, who are you,
why are you here.

My name is Czuly

Franciszek Czulkowski, but everyone
calls me Czuly.

I'm 40, presently doing nothing.

And? Why are you here?

This is when I say:
"My name's Czuly, I'm an alcoholic"?

This is when you tell us and yourself

why are you here
and what are you looking for here.

I came because I don't want to
lose custody over my daughter.

And you could lose custody
because?

- Why?
- I had an accident

I had a little wine

in the evening

Nina's mom called the next morning

Nina is my daughter.

She told me to drive her back, immediately.

Like, "now"

And I was not quite sober yet.

So I got on my scooter

and we had an accident. It was...

Nothing happened to her, but

but we did have an accident.

Right. You said "a little wine".

How much is "a little" for you?

A little, I don't know

- two bottles, maybe three.
- That's some serious sh*t.

I'll never do that again,
it just happened.

It's not like I'm a f*cking alcoholic
or anyone like that.

- So why are you here?
- I told you, already.

That you don't want to lose custody,
but Franek

Can I call you "Franek"?

Yes.

Franek, do you really think that

you should have it?

Have what?

Being a father is something
you have to deserve.

Are you a good father?

Do you deserve to be a father?

f*ck you, as*h*le!

Go f*ck yourselves.

Hey Franek.

- Can we talk?
- f*ck off. - Wait

- Give me 3 minutes. - f*ck off!
- 3 minutes, I beg you.

What the f*ck do you want?

Man, I might I might
not see my daughter, right?

I might not see mine, too.

But I don't f*ck kids.

- Hold on. I can explain
- There's nothing to explain.

- Wait.
- You'll have to live with this.

Or you can f*cking k*ll yourself.
I won't cry.

Marysia knows about the affair, but

there's one thing
she doesn't know about.

And she can't find out.

I've taken care of everything.

Just take her there.
You've got the address.

I can't ruin her life, I mean

She's got it all ahead of her.

There as much in it for you.

I don't know you at all.

f*ck, man,
is that high horse necessary?

You're such a m*therf*cker

a pedophile, a liar

I don't know you. I never did.

OK. Whatever,
but she has to have a life.

- Take this.
- Go away.

- Please.
- Go.

- I'm tired, I'm going to bed.
- Wait.

Remember how you talked
about those radars?

That you felt something was
going to happen?

Remember?

Do you think this was it?

I think it's not fun anymore.

And was it, ever?

People would forgive you,
because you didn't cross the line.

- The line of what?
- The line, Franek.

Behind which people get hurt.

OK?

And this can't be fixed with
sweet eyes and f*cking "I am how I am".

- "Don't yell at poor me".
- I'm a stupid prick!

My point, exactly.

What else do you want me to say?
I'm a stupid prick, a deadbeat!

I nearly k*lled my own daughter!

No one cares anymore
who you are.

It's f*cking over.

And now what?

Find out on your own.

- Do you think
- I told you what I think.

I just know there's work to do here.

A lot of work.

You haven't f*cking seen
the likes of it.

- I
- f*ck you and f*ck your "I".

I'm going to bed.

- Should I stay or move out?
- f*cking where to?

Hi.

Hey, bro.

There you go. Great.

I'm happy for you.

How did it happen? Hi!

Can we talk?

Sure.

Ganges!

What's up?

A problem, that's what.

- What problem?
- The problem is I can count.

Yeah?

Are you sure?

You mean what, about?
You me f*cking repeating myself?

Because certainty is, I'd say
of the essence here?

Confidence and morality
lie very close to each other.

I'm certain as f*ck.

All right, then.

Almost 5 grand is missing.

Not much and a lot.

You know I can forgive many things.

- But this is a problem.
- Yeah.

And now what?

I'm asking you: what now?

I'll return that money.

As soon as possible.

You don't have to.

Just don't come here again.

Ever.

- Such a f*cking disappointment.
- Yeah.

I get it.

I'm sorry.

Hey!

Franek, stop.

Czuly

I...

I can't take any more
disappointments in you.

It's too much for me.

I don't think anyone can.

I know.

I know, you're right.

You could be a great guy.

The best.

You know? What do you need this
for?

Take care Gryzelda.

Czuly.

Hey.

I'm going on a trip.

For two weeks.

Where?

All over.

You've got cash on the counter,

and a full fridge, OK?

When I come back,
we'll figure out what's next. Right?

Czuly.

My cab's here.

See you.

See you.

Try returning to therapy.

OK?

Bye.

SANCHO:
I left my car outside Elka's house.

- I know what you think about me.
- I think you're 15, that's all.

- You think I seduced him.
- No.

Him being your friend and all.

He wouldn't do that, right?

- Get it on with a kid like me.
- No, I totally don't think that.

- He started it, not me.
- I know.

How?

Because I know how it is.

Take a right here.

He was giving me a lift home

and suddenly he stopped,
and started crying.

He said he wanted me so much.

That I'm so beautiful and
he's very sorry.

- Did he force himself on you?
- He asked if it'd be OK.

So I guess not.

He always asked if it's OK.

And what did you tell him?

That I don't care.

With him it was kind of nice.
And kind of not.

I kind of believed him.

Then I started thinking
he was my boyfriend, sort of.

And I became, I don't know mad.

- At what?
- That he has a wife.

I hated her.

I hated her, I was scared and

I hated myself.

I'd look and my legs and arms,
thinking: "f*ck, it's so gross".

As if I was made out of trash.

I can't.

Here. Do whatever you want with it.

Will he go to jail?

I don't know.

How is?

Fine, she's home.

Shock, a few bruises.

- I know I failed
- I don't want to hear this.

What are you talking about,
moving where?

Szymon got a 5-year contract,
I want to have the baby there.

- What? Moving? What are you
saying? - You're only hurting Nina now.

I'd prove that in any court.

What are you talking about,
moving where?

When did he get a contract?

You don't get contracts
overnight!

- You lied to me.
- You'll be OK.

It sounds stupid,
but I believe you'll be OK.

- You f*cking lied to me!
- It's irrelevant now. - You lied!

- You lied!
- Don't create problems.

You lied!

And Marlboro Lights.

Nina!

Nina!

Let me in to see my kid.

Franek, you have to leave.

Let me in to see my daughter.

This is my home, I won't, sorry.

Your home, my a*s.
It's Matylda's apartment!

Enough with this sh*t! It's my home.

Let me see my daughter!

I want to apologize to her.

I want to apologize to her.

Hey, listen...

the world will go on.

With all its beautiful indifference.

And there'll be love in it.

And someone in that world
will be worthy of trust.

Someone will be good.

Someone will show up...

and take care of you.

You'll trust someone.

And you won't be wrong.

This is just a correction.

A fix. An edit.

I'm out.

Taking the only dignified way...

the French leave.

Dad.

Dad!

Shall we dance?

But there's no music.

Dad, where are you?
I'm over here, Dad!

Dad!

Dad! Dad!

You don't have to go.

Dad, where are you?

This is important, come.

He's cold.

Cold. He doesn't feel a thing.

As if I was touching a stranger.

I'm alive!

Dad, where are you?

Dad.

Dad!

Dad, where are you?
I'm over here, Dad!

Dad! Dad!

- Dad!
- Nina!

Nina!

You blinked, it's 4 to 3 for me.

Nina.

Nina!

- Dad!
- Nina!

Nina!

Everything's fine, really.

- Did I screw up that bad?
- Do you live here, sir?

Matylda!

All those children are so sad now.

I don't know, how come.

Dad!

It's Nina.

Matylda, let's go to her!

My name is not Matylda.

I’ve never seen you before in my life.

And I don’t think I like you.

- Hello?
- Hello?

Why didn’t you answer for so
long?

Dad?

I’m here, I’m here.

What happened?

Er...

I dreamt that you weren’t here.

And that I’d never see you again.

We'll see each other, soon.

Well I don't know.

I'll come wherever you'll be,
I promise.

I’m not mad at you for that accident.

Really.

I love you.

Very much.

I love you too.

Bye, bye.

Bye.

Oh, f*ck.

Oh, f*ck!

Oh, f*ck!