Hare-um Scare-um (1939)

[GabrielAlejo2341]

They can't do this to me.

I'm a citizen and a taxpayer.

Who do they think they are?

I'll show them.

I'll get my own meat.

[WHISTLES]

You and me are going hunting, rabbit hunting.

I'll show them.

[LAUGHS]

[YELPS]

Guess who.

[BARKING]

Guess again.

You're getting warmer.

That's correct.

That's absolutely correct!

[LAUGHS]

Too bad.

Do you have dizzy spells?

Do you see spots before your eyes?

Do your ears ring?

Are you subject to fits?

So am I. Maybe that's what's the matter with me.

Celery, mighty fine nerve tonic.

And, boy, have I got nerve.

Main floor: leather goods, pottery, washing machines and aspirin.

Going up.

You don't have to be crazy to do this...

...but it sure helps.

Hmm. I think you've got something there, buddy.

[LAUGHS]

[SIREN WAILING]

Going a little fast, weren't you, buddy?

You're on the wrong side of the street too.

Intoxicated.

Let's see your driver's license.

Just as I thought, haven't got one.

You know what this'll cost you?

Thirty days...

...has September, April, June and Montana.

All the rest have cold weather except in the summer, which isn't often.

[SINGING] All the world was g*y

Swinging on its way

Things were looking brighter

Day by day

Nothing ever wrong

Life was just a song

Till that Looney Tune Came along

I'm going cuckoo Woo-woo

Here comes the choo-choo Woo-woo

I'm so goony Looney Tuney

Touched in the head

Please pass the ketchup

I think I'll go to bed

Am I the screwball?

Woo-woo

Throw me the eight ball Woo-woo

Once I knew a thing or two

But now I'm a buckaroo

Hinky dinky parlez Vous woo

Don't sh**t. Don't sh**t.

I was only fooling.

Honest, I was.

Oh, yeah? Well, I'm not fooling.

Tomorrow morning you'll be sizzling in my frying pan.

Listen, chief. You don't wanna eat me.

Why, I'm nothing but skin and bones.

See?

Look, even the government turned me down.

And besides, I haven't been very well lately.

[COUGHING]

[SOBBING]

Oh, that's all right, sucker...

I mean, soldier.

Let's shake and forget the whole thing.

Come back here and fight like a man!

I can whip you and your whole family.

You ought to get that fixed.

Somebody's liable to get hurt.