Coming! Snafu (1943)

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Snafu.

Situation normal all...

All fouled up.

This is Snafu.

Snafu's a soldier.

He's a patriotic conscientious guy.

He thinks the army's swell, uh... that is with a few minor changes.

You'll find Snafu in all the branches of the service, such as the infantry.

In the matter of rolling a pack, Snafu has improved somewhat on the regulation army method.

Resulting in a more compact kit.

Snafu's a deep thinker.

There's a burlesque theatre where the g*ng loves to go

To see Queenie the cutie of the burlesque show

And the thrill of the evening is when out Queenie skips

And the band plays the polka while she strips

"Take it off," "Take it off" Cries a voice from the rear

"Down in front, down in front!" Soon it's all you can hear

But she's always a lady even in pantomime

So she stops! And always just in time

"Take it off," "Take it off" Cries a voice from the rear

"Down in front, down in front!" Soon it's all you can hear

But she's always a lady even in pantomime

So she stops! And always just in time

Listen you guys.

Don't give me none of that stuff!

I'm no dummy!

I know my rights as a soldier!

I want a lawyer!

Get me a lawyer!

This is Snafu.