01x07 - Potatoes of Shame and the Titan's Fist

[bunniefuu]

Wow!

I've really slimmed down, don'tcha think?

French Fry Odyssey

Looks like you're making great progress!

Yup! I've been working my butt off lately.

So does that mean you're

heading home again?

Sure am. I make sure to visit

every once in a while.

Elfuda's family

I wonder what they're like

Elfuda?

Human I've been k*lling it

with the weight loss lately, right?

Don'tcha think I deserve a little reward

for all my hard work?

I guess you've got a point

Alright, you can buy some fries.

R-really?!

But stick to one small serving.

You'll spoil your dinner.

What are you, my mother?

Congratulations!

Satero

O-on what?

You're our location's 10,000th customer!

And to celebrate, we're gifting you

a year's supply of free French fries!

A year's supply?!

Here's your stack of coupons!

I'm the King of the Fries!

Are you kidding me?!

Let's put 'em to use!

Ten orders of fries!

No! Don't do it!

Potatoes of Shame and the Titan's Fist

The door was open so we let ourselves in!

Been a while, hasn't it?

Y'know, I was thinking we oughtta

switch up the bodyguard schedule so that-

What a surprise.

Wasn't expecting visitors.

Potatopia

J-jeez, did you gain more

Wait, wh-where's the human?

Oh, hey there.

What the?!

Where in the hell did these

bowling ball bellies come from?!

Knock it off! My clothes are gonna

fall apart if you shake me too hard!

Human! Ignore them and eat your fries!

M'kay!

Nom, nom Munch, munch

Quit gorging yourself!

It's faint, but there are

traces of magic on those fries

Oh no The satyr?!

But we haven't seen her

since the last time.

Still, I can't think of anyone else

who'd do this.

Tricking you is one thing,

but manipulating the human

is no small feat.

Did anything weird happen?

Hmm

Well, not unless you count winning

a year's supply of free French fries

That doesn't strike you as weird?!

It's a magic spell known as a "charm."

It messes with your head

and impairs your judgment.

Probably explains why you and

the elf stuffed your faces

without noticing anything was wrong.

No wonder I felt like the fries

were tastier than normal

Wait, she also charmed Elfuda?

That fat tub of lard has a resistance

to magic, so not even close.

This was just her usual

greed for French fries.

Staaaaare

Speak of the devil. We got company.

I hadn't counted on the elf

being immune to my sorcery

But this works for me.

We meet again, you idiotic elf!

The burger lady?

Oopsies, I forgot to deactivate my disguise.

It's you

The satyr!

All according to plan! You're looking

awfully chunky, you nasty elf!

Hey, who're you calling nasty?!

Oh please, I know you haven't forgotten

what you did to humiliate me!

Nooooo!

You stripped me naked and stood by

while that man leered at me!

So I vowed to get my revenge

for your despicable behavior!

I did absolutely nothing of the sort!

I swear!

I would never!

But if you were the only one given fries,

the human would've put a stop to it

Oh, come on! How am I supposed to

defend myself against that?!

That's the reason you

fattened up the human too!

You catch on quick.

Great, you got your revenge.

I'd rather not waste mana on

a pointless fight, so please leave.

Hmph!

My plot for revenge doesn't stop at

fattening the two of them up.

No, it goes much deeper than that

H-huh?

She's attempting to feed off

the human's avarice?!

Not happening! Ya snooze, ya lose!

and it comes to fruition as soon as

the elf races to save him.

I call it "Operation Bloat Her Belly

and Tear Her Clothes to Shreds

When She Moves Too Fast!

Plus a Nip Slip!"

Now you're going to suffer

the same humiliation I did!

And that was my goal all along!

Y'see, isn't it embarrassing?!

A man gawking at your birthday suit!

How does it feel?!

Eh, it doesn't really bother me.

Huh?

Yeah, he manhandles me all the time.

Wait, wh-what?!

You m-m-manhandle each other

while naked on a regular basis?!

Not like that!

She meant a massage! A massage!

I-it's over

I'm out of my depth

Listen, it wasn't-

It's hopeless I'm doomed

Just k*ll me!

Can you let me talk for a second?!

Not much of a conclusion

Kinda underwhelming.

Agreed.

Had I known, I would've taken a shift

at the corner store instead

Looks like WE won! Right, human?

Ouch! Please cover yourself up!

C'mon, no need to be shy!

Hey, cut it out!

Why would you smack me

on the shoulder?!

That's how your clothes fell apart!

M-my bad

Nooooo!

Maybe she finally learned her lesson.

Great. Now get dressed, wouldja?

Plus-Sized Elf

Plus-Sized Elf!

Hours of Operation

One, two! One, two!

Okay, let's take a short break.

Whew, I'm beat!

Oink

Man, this sucks

Don't forget to stay hydrated, ladies.

Star Spud

Huh, didn't know the boss owns a gym.

Yeah. She opened the place up

about six months ago.

An overachiever, eh?

But why a boxing gym?

Well, uh

Young men glistening with sweat

as they pour their hearts and souls

into their physical fitness

Their tight, succulent bodies

Who wouldn't wanna see that up close?!

is what she said.

Your boss sure is something

Still, I'm grateful that she lets me

use it on days when it's normally closed.

That's how I got into shape.

It might be a good opportunity for you too.

Opportunity?

I was thinking I'd have you ladies

give some different sports a try.

Having fun while staying active

is always a plus.

It's easier to turn exercising

into a habit if we enjoy it!

That's right.

Now then, how about we do

some light sparring next?

Sparring?

It's a fish!

Incorrect!

It's a form of training where you

don't actually hit your opponent.

We're bound to have an accident if we

pit two beginners against each other,

so you'll be facing me.

We'll aim to rotate out every two minutes.

'Kay, Elfuda. You're up first.

S-sure!

Alrighty, the clock's a-tickin'!

Remember your combos!

Eyes on your opponent,

and stay light on your feet!

Never, ever let your guard down!

This stuff takes a lot of energy

I thought two minutes would be

a breeze, but this sucks!

Huh?!

Rumble

So it's my turn now, right?

Hey, no pummeling the human!

You'll knock his head clean off!

I know, I know.

Here goes!

Take this!

O-Oga?!

Aw, just kidding!

I can't do it I'm too afraid

of getting punched!

Seriously?

Then somebody else spar with me.

Nope, no siree! I don't want my face

rearranged into modern art!

I'm too young to die!

Sparring is off the table!

You're a liability!

Fine, whatever

I'm used to being a big old misfit

I'm sorry, Oga.

It's the difference in strength and size

Huh?

Where are all the trainers?

Hello.

She's even bigger than Oga

Um, the gym's technically closed today.

It's closed? Oh sh**t.

Guess I got the schedule mixed up!

That's kinda embarrassing

The people behind you are

Oh! Th-that's just

W-we're in the middle of inventing

a brand new sport called "costume boxing"!

Calm down, human.

There's no need for us to hide.

What?

Look closely at her.

She's a

Of all the places to run into an elf

Color me surprised!

A cyclops!

That's me.

She's got one eye?!

Indeed. They're a race of one-eyed giants.

You guys like boxing too?

Well, we're takin' a stab at it!

How long have you been

boxing, Miss Cyclops?

About a month or so.

But I've never sparred with anyone

on account of being really big

and scaring people away.

It's because you giant types

are uncannily strong.

My name's Naoe. And you are?

Hitome.

Well, Hitome, you don't have

an opponent to spar with, right?

Sure don't.

In that case, would you consider

sparring with our friend Oga here?

Huh?

You have a similar build,

so I think it'd be a perfect match!

Better quit while you're ahead, human.

Yup, she's right.

But why?

Ogres are giants too.

The giant races like fightin' for dominance

and they hate losin'.

It's in their blood!

Our folklore contains many gruesome tales

born of their competitive nature.

W-wait, really?

B-but it might be too late to stop them!

Huh?!

R-remember, ladies!

It's LIGHT sparring!

That means no actual contact, okay?!

Yeah, yeah.

Sundome style.

Hya!

Seriously?!

Weak sauce!

I told them not to hit each other!

Stop, stop!

That's enough, you two!

It's no use.

They're not listening to me

Let it go, human.

They won't stop until they're satisfied.

"Enjoying a sport while also staying active."

They're doing what you

told them to do, aren't they?

This isn't what I had in mind