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01x17 - Hâpî/Kimera

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Delicious in Dungeon". Aired: January 4, 2024.*
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Can sisters be reincarnated from dragon poop? Laios and his friends Marcille and Chilchuck delve into an endless dungeon in search of his fallen sister, fighting monsters, starvation, and corruption.

01x17 - Hâpî/Kimera

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[theme music playing]

DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON

[melancholy music playing]

[enraged breathing]

Wow, how shameful.

There's nothing more despicable

in this world than black magic.

Was this person worth going to

such lengths to revive?

[Kabru] It's no wonder

Shuro's this angry about it.

The dangers of bringing someone

back to life using such a method

far outweigh the benefits.

For her sake, it would've been better

if he had just let her

[Shuro] Enough!

I get what you're trying to say,

but please don't continue.

[sighs]

Forgive me.

Shuro, deep down,

I'm sure you already know.

If it was you in that situation instead,

you probably would have done

the same thing.

[Shuro] I know that!

It's just

-The way he acts really annoys me!

-[gasps]

[Laios] We've been eating monsters!

I think the Red Dragon was my favorite.

Look, look! It has a monster in it!

We used black magic,

but you'll keep quiet about it,

right, Shuro?

[angry grunt]

Anyway, I have no idea what's going

through your head at any point.

And I doubt I ever will.

I can't help you.

-[Chilchuck] Laios! Senshi!

-Huh?

This is bad!

A herd of monsters

is attacking the cooking crew and

[soft groan]

[Chilchuck] What did you do?

I told him everything

that's happened up to now.

You what?

[Laios] I honestly thought

he would understand.

He's clearly the worst person to tell!

[Kabru] I know, right?

This is all my fault.

Should I have followed Laios

instead of Senshi?

Don't be hard on yourself.

He's been through a lot too, remember?

[sighs]

[Laios] I have a lot of respect for him.

I've lost count of how many times

he's saved me during our adventures.

He told me about his homeland back

when I only knew about this island

and the town I was from.

Ever since I've known him,

he's always been so wise and cool-headed.

But I managed to make him

pretty upset today.

So I'm guessing what I did

must've been terrible.

[Laios] I'd hate for our friendship

to end like this

after all we've been through.

-[laughing in distance]

-Hm?

[cackling]

-[yelps]

-[grunts]

[all laughing]

Harpies.

[effort grunt]

-[Harpies laughing]

-[groans]

What a waste of time.

Asebi!

Follow the rest of us!

Uh Hmm.

He told him everything.

So now, Shuro knows how we revived Falin.

What? That's why they're like that?

-Shuro's extremely pissed off.

-[worried grunt]

What should we do?

If this gets to the surface,

we're screwed.

-I know, Chilchuck, but even then

-[both gasp]

[indistinct grunt]

[Chilchuck] Looks like the ninjas

are handling things just fine.

So tell me, how many others know about it?

Four at the moment.

It's Shuro and two of his attendants,

and also that curly-haired guy.

[soft chuckle]

Hmph.

Isn't he from that party

that got wiped out by Treasure Bugs?

-[both gasp]

-[Marcille] What are they doing here?

[Chilchuck] Who knows?

If anything, they're probably looking

for the people

who stole their loot and food.

We have to tell them what really happened!

How their treasure

was actually Treasure Bugs

and their food got all soggy,

it wasn't good anymore!

Idiot!

Knowing about the black magic

is the bigger issue.

[Chilchuck] Shuro's upset,

but that'll be fine.

His anger comes more from us

putting Falin in danger.

But I don't know

how the others might feel.

By the way, back when you used

that black magic,

was there evidence left?

Hmm

the magic circle should already be gone

because of the Cleaners,

but if my staff and Falin's body

were carefully inspected,

we might be in some trouble.

We've gotta burn your staff now, Marcille!

Wait, listen to me!

If we even get to the point

where we're inspected,

-then it's already too late!

-[body thuds]

Hmm?

[Marcille gasps]

[Mickbell yells]

There! Look!

[Harpies laughing]

Wait. The hell is that thing?

Well, it's

[Marcille] Not a Harpy?

[soft gasp]

[whooshes]

[wind whistling]

[gasping]

[wings flap]

-What? No.

-[gasps]

This can't be happening.

Falin

Is that

[whooshes]

No way.

What even is that?

[intense music playing]

-[Harpies laughing]

-[ethereal music]

[Laios] It's the coolest thing

I've ever seen!

[Harpies laughing]

But don't you think you've got

a little too greedy?

You have wings, feathers, and scales now.

[Marcille] Falin!

Do you recognize who I am?

Marcille, stop it!

Falin!

-Holm! Rin! Ready yourselves!

-[Marcille] Please, talk to me!

[both groan]

-Laios, Shuro! What do we do?

-[Marcille] Falin!

-Give us orders!

-[gasps]

[Shuro] Inutade, don't hurt her!

Restrain her instead!

Eh. Huh?

You have to run, My Lord. [groans]

[groans]

[squelches]

[ethereal music]

[growls]

[Daya shouts]

[growls]

[grunts]

[yells]

[screams]

Let's see. What was it that he said?

Capture her, but don't hurt her.

How am I supposed to do that?

[Tade screams]

[snarls]

[suspenseful music playing]

[grunts]

Can you do it, Holm?

[groans] Yeah.

[Holm] All right.

Come on out.

[effort grunting]

[grunts, gasps]

[breathes deeply, pained grunt]

[Daya choking]

[gasping]

[choking]

-[bones snap]

-[dying gasp]

[burbles]

Huh?

[Falin screams]

-Falin!

-That's an Undine.

Are you the one who's controlling it?

Please tell it to fall back!

She's just a little confused, I promise.

[angry grunt]

Give it a rest already.

Don't you care how many people

you're sacrificing

just to protect this one individual?

[Falin screams]

That's not even her anymore.

[Kabru] It's just a monster!

[gasps]

Ludeloes Arnbite.

[burbling]

-[loud blast]

-[hisses]

No, Marillier

So it cast magic too?

[growling]

[Kuro continues growling]

[snarling]

[grunts]

Ah! Kuro!

That's enough! We gotta hide now!

[ethereal music]

Falin

[ethereal music]

Move aside!

Andarses Orbis!

[crackling]

Huh?

[screaming]

[loud thud]

[whimpers]

[Laios] All monsters are dangerous.

Damn it, Kensuke!

You're just a monster after all

[Laios] I'm sorry, Falin.

If I could've taken your place,

then I definitely would have.

[ethereal music]

[ethereal music intensifies]

[weakly] Help me, brother.

[gasps]

[Laios whimpers]

[grunts]

-[horrified gasp]

-Falin!

[Kabru] Lungs, kidney!

Heart!

[retches]

[ominous music playing]

[strained grunt]

[pained grunt]

[Kabru] I'm dead.

[Falin screaming]

Can you stand?

[Laios] Sorry I hesitated.

But you're absolutely right.

My sister's soul is more than likely

being controlled

by the lord of the dungeon.

However, if we k*ll her,

then he's sure to show up here.

We need to hurry and leave this place.

-But

-[grunts]

[pained groan]

[gasps]

[pained groan]

[breathing heavily]

Falin!

[Falin grunting]

Whoa, hey!

[angry screaming]

[Rin grunts]

You fiend!

Ludeloes Ejectulm Hemtum.

That spell is

[Marcille] Everyone, come to me now!

[loud screaming]

[screaming continues]

Essiet!

[all gasping]

[dying gasp]

[screaming intensifies]

[screaming stops]

[loud clattering]

[pants, exhales]

-[all gasp]

-[whooshes]

[loud rumbling]

[whooshes]

[all whimper]

[Laios] Uh she might return here.

Let's take the wounded

back to the barrier.

And as for the dead

Uh I'm not sure.

I can use revival magic.

I can't get everyone, though.

[Laios] Do you want us to gather them?

[Holm] No. Please keep them

where they are.

We can't waste even a single drop

of their blood.

[Kabru groans]

The monster!

Everything's fine.

It retreated.

So next is

-Hold on.

-Huh?

I think you should go and resurrect her.

Why revive me next?

I got the impression

you're a pretty powerful spellcaster.

So I assumed you could cast healing

and revival spells.

Maybe you could help Holm with the rest

since he can't get them all.

And this was the least we could do

to thank you for everything.

[Maizuru] Now I'm in your debt.

You're likely looking

for a different spell.

But fine.

Let's finish this quickly.

Hey, uh, if it's a simple revival spell,

then I

-[Shuro] No.

-Huh?

You will not lay a finger on them.

Nor will I allow you to cast any more

of that black magic.

[Marcille] I I wouldn't use that.

[Shuro] Then explain Falin!

What else could cause her

to look like that?

It's because of the Dragon meat,

paired up with your black magic!

No way! Impossible!

That's not how the spell I used works.

But, well, if it was black magic,

then there must have been

some kind of spell

placed on the Red Dragon's soul.

And once Falin and the Dragon's souls

mixed together,

she became the creature

that just attacked us.

Shuro?

I'm taking Marcille

to the elves of the west.

[Shuro] I cannot bring myself

to k*ll that thing.

But I also cannot let it run wild.

So I want to at least be able

to free her soul from the dungeon.

So she can rest in peace.

No, please.

[Shuro] The elves should know of a way

to accomplish that.

-[troubled sigh]

-I want you to confess everything

to the elves of the west.

Please stop this, Shuro.

There has to be some other way

that we can

No, there isn't!

Are you even hearing yourself right now?

"Another way", you say?

Like what exactly?

More of that black magic?

What other monsters

would you try to use with it?

[Shuro] Well, tell me!

If that's not it, then what?

You have a plan, right?

Let's hear it!

-[soft grunt, inhales]

-[Shuro gasps]

Our plan is to defeat the mad mage!

[Laios] The Red Dragon

was clearly following

some kind of order it was given.

And the only person

who has the power to command

that kind of creature is the mad mage.

Therefore, we'll defeat him

and then rewrite that order!

I honestly don't know how to do

that kind of thing,

-but Marcille should be able to!

-Huh?

-[Laios] So I won't hand her over!

-[Kabru gasps]

[Shuro] Stop fooling around, Laios!

You started this with black magic

and you plan to use more to solve it?

For once in your life,

can you try to take things

[shocked gasp]

[groans]

-Uh, sorr

-[Shuro grunts]

[Shuro groans]

[angry groan]

-[grunts]

-[pained grunt]

[Shuro groans]

[Laios] It's true that I'm not

particularly skilled in anything,

and that you're stronger

than most dungeon delvers.

But I say this with absolute certainty.

[deep inhale]

We've been eating three meals a day

and getting sleep,

which means we're able

to take this more seriously

than anyone else can!

Listen!

We're going to take care of all this

by defeating the mad mage.

Once we do, we'll save Falin!

Shuro, you head back to the surface.

Go eat some food, take a bath,

and get some rest!

-[Shuro whispering]

-Hm?

[whispering continues]

[Laios] Huh? What's that?

Shut your mouth!

[Laios groans]

[Shuro] Don't go believing that

you have this all figured out!

If that's what you think,

then I have a few thoughts of my own!

What thought

[Shuro grunts]

Laios!

You know what? [sharp inhale]

For the longest time,

I haven't been able to stand

being anywhere near you.

And it's because you're incredibly

careless, thickheaded,

and awkward!

[Laios] Tell me more

about other countries!

Oh, you're gonna eat? I'll come too!

Hey, we're friends now, aren't we?

[Shuro] And you never had ill intent,

which made it more frustrating!

I should just k*ll you right here,

and hand Marcille over to

Why not say something sooner?

What's the point in telling me now?

If it was so hard to be around me,

you should've told me back then so I knew!

I tried to let you know in ways

that most people would have picked up on!

Maybe you should get better

at reading the room, Laios!

How, Shuro?

I'd finally made my very first friend

on the island,

did you expect me

not to be excited about it?

[Shuro] Don't look at me like that!

I hate it so much!

That sincere look in your eyes

while you shove your burdens

onto everyone else!

[Laios] How was I supposed to know that?

You don't ever talk.

Heck, you don't even eat!

What's the point in you even

having a mouth at all, Shuro?

[Shuro] Shut up, you fool!

[Laios] You haven't even put in

half the effort Marcille does each day!

I really don't think

now's the time for this.

-[Maizuru] What a childish squabble.

-Huh?

I thought I had taught him

better than this.

If you include me, there are seven dead.

One heavily injured,

and then, three missing.

The gnome and I could each revive half,

but there isn't enough blood left.

Senshi, can you gather all

the scattered ingredients?

[Senshi] Will do.

If needed, I can cast a simple revival

No, that will not be necessary.

[sad sigh]

But you can help by healing the wounded

and finding those who are missing.

Cast anything strange

and I will cut you down.

[delighted gasp]

[uplifting music playing]

-[thwacking]

-[groaning]

[grunts]

-[groans]

-[Laios] You see, Shuro?

Guess who's stronger

'cause they've been eating

proper daily meals?

It's me!

Cu Curses.

[Shuro breathes lightly]

[Laios sighs]

Tasty.

[Maizuru] My Lord,

everyone has been revived.

Shall we make preparations to depart soon?

-[Shuro] No, prepare a returning spell.

-[gasps]

We're going back.

Are you sure, My Lord?

We still haven't located Asebi.

[Shuro] She'll find her way back

if she wants to.

We're deeply sorry, My Lord,

we weren't strong enough.

No.

I know you all did your very best.

Thank you.

[Shuro] I'm grateful you joined me.

[all gasp, cry]

I'm returning to my country.

I won't be coming back to this island.

[Shuro] Once on the surface,

I'll report to the Island Lord.

[Laios] I see.

[Shuro] I'd planned to return with Falin.

[Laios] Did she accept your proposal?

[Shuro] I don't know.

She asked for some time to think about it.

So I've been waiting.

[romantic music playing]

[Shuro] I've never met a woman

as fascinating as her.

I love her voice, the way she thinks

Her beautiful smile.

The unfortunate thing is,

I never told her exactly how I felt.

I wish I would have told her sooner.

What? He proposed out of nowhere?

How bizarre.

That's kinda just the world he lives in.

Don't you worry.

I'll make sure to tell her for you.

[sighs]

[Shuro] It's this side of you, Laios

that I envy.

[Laios] Hey, uh, you were

a huge help in all this.

No, not really.

My last attack was meaningless.

[Laios] No! I was able to learn

several things because of it.

You were?

[Laios] Each of the places you stabbed

would've been fatal for a human.

That wasn't the case for my sister.

Which means either those areas

don't have vital organs,

or there are multiple of them.

There are lots of monsters

like Basilisks, Cerberus, and Scyllas

that have multiple brains.

It's common for Chimera types.

-You cut her throat

-[Kabru] He looks so excited right now.

Guess he really does like monsters.

Is this knowledge his weapon?

He says he'll defeat the mad mage.

There are definitely people

who come into the dungeon

who are more skilled than him,

but they don't have the same motivation

and knowledge he does.

-I think she hesitated

-I honestly believe he can accomplish it.

Although

what's gonna happen after he does?

Whoever manages to defeat the mad mage

is said to obtain the entire country.

But what if that means

that person becomes

the next lord of the dungeon?

What will this man do

when he's in possession of this country

built by black magic

and all of these monsters?

Will he seal away this dungeon

without a word?

Hey, are you hungry?

Huh?

HARPY EGG OMELE

What even is this?

[Laios] It's tamagoyaki made

from some Harpy eggs.

[haughty laughter]

Senshi found a few a little while ago.

You said you were interested

in monster cuisine, right?

You should try one.

[villagers clamoring]

[villagers screaming]

[young Kabru] Oh, Mother!

[Kabru] I do not wanna eat that!

What do I do to get myself out of this?

Maybe I could just k*ll him.

k*ll

[Kabru] No, I can't!

Thanks, Laios!

[Daya] Of course.

[Holm] He'll do literally anything

just to get on someone's good side.

[Laios] This guy's amazing.

[soft string music playing]

Preparations for the returning spell

are now complete.

Is anyone still injured?

Once we're on the surface,

revival spells won't work.

If I'm being honest,

I'm fairly confident you'll perish

even before reaching the mad mage.

But if you do manage to survive,

and you cannot return to the surface

because of the black magic

ring this bell.

It will resonate with its twin

from anywhere.

When it does, I'll send one of my people

to help you flee to the east.

Don't die.

Thank you.

[Kabru] Laios.

I'm glad that we met.

I got so much out of talking to you.

Same for me.

-Um

-Hm?

It's time to leave.

[Kabru] You do actually

remember my name, don't you?

[Laios] Hm? Of course, I do.

[Kabru] I'm glad.

I hope you still remember it next time.

Well then, see ya.

[Laios] Next time?

[Chilchuck] Let's go, Laios!

There's no turning back anymore.

[sighs] I knew it!

I had a feeling it was gonna

turn out like this and I was right.

Damn it!

[Senshi] Hey, now, let's settle down.

-Sorry, guys.

-Huh?

[Laios sighs]

[Laios] Things will work out somehow.

[closing theme music playing]