01x06 - The Shortest Night of the Year

[bunniefuu]

[squeals] Ta-da!

Uh, I didn't know what you'd want,

so I just made

all of your favorite breakfasts.

Hello, Bruno.

Uh, the last few days have been

- Crappy?

- Yeah.

Dude, how was it?

How did it go with Marta?

Well, look. All right.

Enough, please. Okay?

Oh, jeez.

MARTA FUNERAL HOME

Hey. What's up?

- Hey

- Hi

All right

[groans]

Hey, don't worry.

You'll see, it's nothing.

Right, nothing. It's just standard

protocol to operate immediately.

- Come on. Really?

- Yeah.

But after they operate,

everything will be okay.

These kind of places

know what they're doing.

They wouldn't waste time on half measures

in private healthcare.

This isn't private.

Oh, now I get it.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't I be?

I don't know. I must be imagining things.

I mean, I wouldn't say I'm doing great.

You never call or come by to visit.

- But I call every day.

- Only once a day.

Isolation's difficult at my age, Raúl.

Ma, seven years you've been separated.

Start doing things,

like going out with your friends.

Oh, no. They've all become

these boring old ladies.

They all sign up together for Water Zumba.

- Water Zumba, Raúl.

- Zumba? Water Zumba isn't a bad thing.

No, I'd rather stay in.

- And then you're bored from staying in.

- Well, boredom I can deal with.

- Then you get lonely.

- Yeah, because you never call me.

[doctor clears throat]

We had scheduled the operation

to be on Monday.

- Mm-hmm.

- But a spot just opened up on Saturday.

Do you mean the Saturday after next?

- No, no, no. This Saturday.

- This Saturday? Like in two days?

But, Doctor,

everything's going to be fine, right?

I mean, you caught it in time.

I can promise you that, you know,

we're going to do everything we possibly

can to maximize a positive outcome.

[whispers] He knows how to talk

without saying anything.

I think he was pretty clear, Mom.

So, then, that's, uh,

the day right after Saint John's?

- Correct. So, this Saturday.

- [groans]

Yeah, I know, I know.

It's not great for me either.

I was planning on sailing to Cadaqués,

but, hey, what can you do?

This Saturday is all about you.

This wouldn't happen

in the private system.

- This Saturday? But that's two less days.

- [Raúl] Uh, yeah.

And And Saint John's Eve is on Friday.

Yeah, sorry about that.

But, babe, I don't know. Don't you wanna

see your friends before the operation?

I don't know. Most of the guys

I haven't seen in a while.

Yeah.

I don't think I wanna spend my last day

'Cause they're all

they're all getting together to see you,

and it's gonna be great.

Not to mention, there might be

a little surprise in store for you

that I think you're going to like.

You won't be disappointed.

Let me do this for you.

All right.

But first I have to go get fireworks

before they run out.

Please think about

what you're going to wear, all right?

'Cause I'm gonna wear something black,

so don't dress too flashy, okay?

I'm jumping in the shower.

I'll see you after work. Okay? Love you!

["TIK TAK", David Menéndez López]

LOVE YOU TO DEATH

[Ana] It's weird you wanted to come today.

What, I can't just spend the afternoon

with my sister and friends from college?

Who I haven't seen in forever.

Yeah, yeah.

You know, they were my friends

before they were yours, hmm?

But when you stopped taking their calls,

they ended up calling me.

So now they're more my friends than yours.

Well, I baked cookies.

- What?

- [hums]

- [chuckles]

- You didn't?

I made special cookies!

Please, what the hell are you doing?

We can't eat those with weed in them.

- But these aren't for us to eat.

- Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai.

It's for the others.

They're gonna freak when they see.

Oh, yeah, that Raúl was cool.

I like him a lot.

Yeah. He's a pretty cool guy.

- [doorbell rings]

- [door opens]

- Hey! What's up?

- [friends cheering]

Marta! Hey, look! It's Marta!

- Oh, what's up, guys?

- [Arnau] Hey, what is up?

- It's good to see you.

- Yeah, you too.

- Hey, Super Silvi! Oh!

- Hey.

How are you? How is everything?

- Things are great.

- 'Cause I thought you broke up with

- With Toni? No. No, no, no. Toni!

- Toni, hey!

- How are you?

- You're Silvia's husband. Yeah, I know.

How are you doing?

Where's The Brady Bunch at?

They're hiding?

- They're here.

- They're out back.

- [Ana] This looks lovely.

- Kids, come say hey to our friends.

- [Ana] Hello.

- [Marta] Who do we have here?

Hello, kids!

- [Arnau] Come on.

- [Marta] Hello.

Lola, Martí, come on, put down

your phones. Say hello to Marta.

Arnau, leave them be.

Can't you see they're in the middle

of posting very important things?

- Oh, yeah. Super important.

- Of course it is. They're kids.

- Later, cyborgs.

- [Toni] This is looking great. Wow, yeah.

And what's this?

A little garden project? Tomato?

No, it's our own little urban garden.

- Right, Arnau?

- Sure is.

Most of our vegetables we grow ourselves.

What do you think?

What I've got in my own fridge

isn't even fresh.

[all laugh]

- We have an urban garden as well.

- Yeah.

And our tomatoes and zucchini are ripe.

Whenever you're ready for the next party.

We do this thing

once everyone's done harvesting

where we get together

for a sweet little vegetable swap.

She thought of the name all by herself.

Yeah, not just that.

The entire roof's covered in solar panels.

- Oh, really?

- Everything runs on renewable energy now.

- [Ana] Oh, wow.

- We have to think about the future.

- We still don't have solar panels.

- We don't, no.

Looks like I'm hunting silicon

this weekend, right? Hmm?

[chuckles]

So it's your first time

over here, Marta, right?

We've been here almost three years.

Well, we've had some wild parties,

haven't we?

- Nearly all vegetable parties.

- Ah.

But, you know, the best parties

were always thrown by Marta, yeah?

We used to roll

some serious insane joints.

- Total potheads.

- [both laugh]

[Arnau] Oh, those were the days, right?

Well, for nostalgia's sake, I brought

your little party something I baked.

- [Toni] What?

- Cookies. What else?

- Ah!

- [Laura] You brought something?

- You brought cookies?

- Yeah. For real. Check these out.

- You're serious?

- Look what I brought you.

Hold on, hold on. I brought the homemade

hummus that I know you all love.

- I even cut up some yellow carrots.

- Hummus, great.

- You can set it over there.

- [Silvia] That works.

- [Marta] Try. Try it.

- [Arnau] Seriously? No.

- We can do it later on.

- I won't make any promises.

- [firecracker pops]

- Hey, look! Boom!

It's about to begin.

Now it's our turn. Come on.

We have everything prepared inside.

We spent a sh*t ton on pyrotechnic.

Uh, no. I'd rather not.

Why not? It's Saint John's Day.

- [Silvia] I know.

- What the hell?

I don't know. There's a bunch already.

Oh, and I brought smaller ones

for the kids, so don't worry about it.

I wish we could. But we can't.

- Because of Carlota.

- Your daughter?

Carlota's my little one right there.

Isn't she cute?

With her little headphones.

She suffers from hyperacusis.

What is hyperacusis?

Hyperacusis is this ultra sensitivity

to sounds.

- And she has it really, really bad.

- Okay. Well, never mind, then. My bad.

That's why we have to keep

those headphones on her.

Other dogs are fine with loud noises,

you know.

But we just happened

to get the one that freaks out.

- Toni.

- That's why she's rocking the DJ.

[Silvia] Our vet recommended

the idea to us.

[Ana] Never mind. Never mind. [chuckles]

Well, gentlemen,

this is a team-building exercise

named after the famous team builder.

- I think his name's actually Tim.

- Tim the team builder.

It's something that we've imported

from the United States.

And this is called

"fountain of fire," okay?

So, Saint John's with Georgina, right?

Yep. With Georgina and with our friends.

It beats being bitter

and staying home, I guess.

I can't get all down, you know? Plus,

now the operation's in two days, man.

- We all die eventually.

- Again, you're not going anywhere.

Knock that sh*t off.

- Oh, sh*t. No.

- Oh! Oh!

- No, no, no.

- Look out! Get back! Get back!

- Get back!

- Guys!

Hey, the way you've been handling all this

is great, Raúl.

But you're entering

a phase of alignment with your disease.

And you know what's after that?

It's depression. But it'll be okay, dude.

"Alignment with the disease."

What are you talking about, dude?

It is what it is.

That doesn't mean you have to accept it.

If you wanna go celebrate Saint John's,

it should be your decision alone, bro.

But I'm deciding to spend it with Georgina

and my friends, Edu, that's all.

And Marta?

Marta

I haven't seen her since she came here.

Things went sideways, and, honestly,

that was just never going to work out.

You know?

- Guys, why don't we Are we Hey!

- [yells]

Holy sh*t! This dude set himself on fire!

Look at his arm. He's on fire!

[yelling]

- He's on fire!

- No, don't shake it, dude.

- What the hell is going on, Raúl?

- I don't know. Those guys are crazy.

And they're always like this.

- Hey! All right, you stop.

- No, this is not

- [baby babbles]

- [Arnau] Look, look, look.

[Ana] Oh, cutie. Oh!

[Laura] Oh, what is it, sweetie?

- [baby cries]

- [Marta] Oh, baby girl.

Hey, nothing beats a little practice.

- [baby crying]

- No. No.

[Arnau] No, no, no. She doesn't like that.

What a pretty girl you are.

You're very pretty.

- She likes to face out.

- Yeah, sorry.

Oh, I'll take her.

- We'll just switch it up, Mama.

- [Arnau] Don't worry. It's not you.

Let's go see Auntie Marta.

Me? No, no, no.

I'm good with just holding iced water.

[Toni] Go ahead. Go on. Go on. Do it.

- All right. Hmm.

- [Laura] What?

Come here.

Hey, what's all that fussing about?

What? Oh, my little baby. What?

[Toni] Look at that. She really likes you.

- [Laura] Yeah, it suits you.

- Marta, you're a baby whisperer.

- So this is what I'm missing, huh?

- You're a natural, Marta.

I mean, what can I say? I'm irresistible.

- [laughs]

- Mwah!

All right, all right. Let's just see.

- Do you wanna go with Ana?

- [baby cries]

[laughs] Let's try that again.

- [baby cries]

- Hilarious. We get it. That's enough.

- [Laura] Maybe she'll stop screaming.

- [Toni] Come to Uncle Toni.

- [Marta] I need help.

- Oh, don't cry, baby.

- It's all right. Don't cry.

- Or at least not as loud.

- [Marta] She stopped crying with me.

- 'Cause the puppy's hyperplasia thing

- Hyperacusis. That's how you say it.

- Right, that's it. Oh, no, no, no.

Hey, what is that painting, by the way?

A mushroom?

No, that's my placenta.

It keeps me connected to life.

Once you're all done

and you've given birth,

they show you the placenta and ask,

"What do you wanna do with it?"

Craft a painting, placenta pills,

or some women eat it like steak. I know.

I was like, "A painting, please!"

It works as a good reminder

of your baby's journey.

Look. Before. Boo! After.

- [guests laughing]

- Before

- [Silvia] Toni, please. That's enough.

- [Laura] Stop, man.

What? She really liked it.

[Marta laughs]

Remember, once Raúl arrives,

just chill, okay?

No reason we need to keep on

bringing sad stuff back up.

Just try to act normal.

Let's make him feel safe and comfortable.

Okay? All right?

- Yeah, sure. I can do my best.

- [Edu] Okay? It's good?

- I'll do my best, guys.

- [Tania] Understood.

Héctor, it's a party. Come on.

You can kiss it up for Raúl.

Edu, but I'm an HSP.

- HSP?

- It means Highly Sensitive Person.

Then control yourself.

Is this guy high already?

David. David. You okay?

Yeah, yeah. Yep. Processing it all.

You can process,

but keep your head in reality, all right?

Perfect. Here they come.

Don't turn around.

Don't make them think

we were waiting on them.

- Oh, hey!

- [all] Hey!

- What's up?

- How's everyone?

- Hey, man.

- Hello.

How you feelin'?

[sobs] Oh, sh*t. I just can't.

Hey, it's all good.

Come on, brother. Let it all out.

Don't keep it bottled up. That's it.

Let it pour out. He'll be all right.

Raúl, bro. What a bummer, man.

So how's things?

No need to worry.

- 'Cause love will conquer in the end.

- Yes, yeah.

- Are you rolling already?

- You bet I am.

- Love can do anything.

- No, no, no, no. Don't touch me.

David, David, David. Yo, relax.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh

Uh Uh, dude, I'm so sorry. I, uh

- Thanks.

- Even just finding out was really hard.

- Yeah, I get it.

- But, Raúl, you know what?

- What?

- Huh?

- Come on, guess.

- Uh, what? Um

- Uh, guess what?

- We just closed on our new house!

[Gina] Oh, cool!

[chuckles] Hey, congrats, you guys!

- I feel like I'm in a dream!

- It's crazy.

It's hard to believe that I'll have

a mortgage for the next 30 years.

- Yeah! 30!

- 30!

- Wow.

- It's like a lifetime, right?

We never thought in a million years

that we'd live to see this.

- Yeah.

- Sorry. That was messed-up. My bad.

- Yeah.

- [Tania] Did you hear that?

Hey, guys, we made a little pile over

there if you wanna set your things down.

Okay, perfect.

That's Gerard, always helping.

Here, give me that bag.

I'll go put it over there.

All right, people! We need to get

organized! I need everyone to get ready!

Because we're gonna make it a night

no one forgets. All right?

- [Héctor] Yeah!

- [Gina] Great! [chuckles]

Uh, can I tell you something, Raúl?

- Yeah, of course.

- First off, stay strong, okay?

But, second, I thought tonight, uh,

I want to finally propose to Edu.

Yes, tonight. Here, tonight. [chuckles]

- [Gina] Hi.

- What do you think?

- Ah.

- Yeah.

- You're serious?

- Yeah. I got it all planned out. Look.

- Great.

- Uh

I'm going to hide the ring

in a glass of cava, you know.

Mm-hmm.

And when I get down over there

on my one knee,

David's going to light some fireworks.

- [Gerard] Yeah!

- You've got to stop touching people!

And then they're gonna blast our song

from the beach.

- What do you think?

- Holy sh*t.

No, stop. Would you just sit?

I mean, why are you rolling already?

[Raúl] Okay, so you'll hide the ring,

get down on one knee,

and David will light a firework.

Are you sure you wanna ask tonight?

It's a major moment, you know,

asking for marriage in front of everyone.

- You think so?

- I don't know.

No, be honest. What do you think?

I know he really values your opinion.

Honestly, past Raúl would have said

this all seems a bit hasty,

but now I say live life, man.

- Sometimes you gotta go for it.

- [laughs]

Oh, sorry. That was a big hug. [laughs]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good luck.

Raúl. Hey, Raúl.

- Yeah?

- Hey! It's all good.

- Yeah.

- I got all that sh*t out of me.

Sorry, man. How are you?

Well, things lately

are a little complicated, but you know.

- [cries]

- Hey.

Ha-ha! Got you, man!

Come with me! Come on! [laughs]

All right, onto our next little surprise.

Take a pen and pass it down.

And these little papers, of course.

And on each little paper

we're going to write down

every bad thing that happened this year.

- Got it?

- Yeah.

We'll then burn all of our bad things.

To make room for the good.

Okay? Then let's write!

- Okay.

- [Gina] And no cheating.

Just take this seriously, please.

[laughs]

[Silvia] This one's incredible.

Look, look, look, look, look.

- Wow.

- See?

- Yeah. Mmm. Mm-hmm.

- She was asleep.

And I have another one that

you're going to love. It's from Halloween.

See? It was a little tricky

to get the costume on her.

Wasn't it, Toni?

But in the end it was worth it,

don't you think?

[Marta] Yeah. It's beautiful.

Mama, I don't feel very well.

- What is it? You all right?

- I don't know.

You probably had too much sugar, huh?

- Yeah, I had a lot.

- All right.

We'll just say a few goodbyes

and we'll go on home. Okay, honey?

- We'll head home in a few. I mean it.

- [Zoe] All right.

What? No way! f*ck that!

No way. Are you kidding me?

Let's just have a couple of beers

like old times. Come on.

- Sure. Why not? I could use a beer.

- [Marta] Jeez.

- How many beers?

- [Laura] A quick one, Marta. A quick one.

- [Marta] Four, then?

- [Laura] Make it four.

[children babbling]

- Oh, hey.

- [Arnau] What?

You punks think you're slick, huh?

Who's got the munchies?

'Cause there's only two cookies left.

- [Toni] Cookies? What cookies?

- What did she say?

- There's two left.

- [Laura] Not me.

- I didn't have any cookies.

- I didn't. Those were the marijuana ones.

[retches]

Zoe? Honey, are you all right?

Mama's here. Oh, no, no, no, no.

How many cookies? Zoe, was it a lot?

- [retches]

- Oh, no, no. That's okay. Get it all out.

Is she okay? Are you all right, sweetie?

Hey! You have to go find Carlota.

I don't know if she ate marijuana.

All right, but what the f*ck? [retches]

[Silvia] Oh, and now you're gagging?

- You covered me in vomit! [retches]

- But it's your daughter.

So what? I should have liked it?

Why would hers taste any better? [retches]

Honey, stay here with your father, okay?

I'm gonna go get the dog.

- Carlota? Carlota, honey.

- Oh, God. Look at Lola. What the hell?

- How many fingers? How many do you see?

- [Arnau] Lola, are you okay?

- f*ck, Marta. Real great idea.

- No, no, no.

I gave the cookies to Arnau

when I got here.

- What are you saying?

- You know it's true, Arnau.

- [Laura] You knew about the cookies?

- [Arnau] What do you think?

- I thought she was joking around.

- Dude, that's total f*cking bullshit.

Anyone know how to tell

if a dog ate marijuana?

- How would I know something like that?

- Just ask Siri.

Ugh! They weren't heroin cookies!

It's just weed in them!

Siri, what would happen

if a dog ate marijuana?

Please, everyone, be quiet!

Siri can't hear what I'm saying!

- Fine.

- Hey, Siri.

What happens if a [retches]

- What happens if a dog eats mar

- [retches]

Please, my love, no more. [retches]

- Jesus Christ.

- What happens if a dog eats marijuana?

- I'm sorry. I'm not sure I understand.

- You have to enunciate.

She can't hear me. She can't hear me.

Your little trip down memory lane!

Arnau, shut up

and call an ambulance already!

- [Silvia] Call a vet.

- [Toni] Okay, okay.

- And call the police.

- Sure, I'll just call PAW Patrol.

Who in the hell

takes weed cookies to a party

where little kids are running around?

And pet dogs.

This said by someone who two months ago

was doing rails in the bathroom

of the f*cking Apolo!

- What are you

- I thought you were sober.

One minute, honey. Emergency room?

Yeah, I'm just calling to let you know

that we've drugged several kids.

And a pet dog as well.

- And a dog.

- And a dog.

Won't you just give it a rest

with that dog already?

Your human daughter

is in a pretty tough spot.

I want firecrackers.

You should be spending less on dumb

solar panels and more on babysitters!

- What the f*ck?

- [Toni] What's going on?

- [Marta] Now what's going on?

- It's the solar panels.

There hasn't been

enough sunshine this week.

- f*ck me.

- [Arnau] But nobody worry.

I just have to flip the generator on.

Do not panic!

Okay. Okay, now this is important.

Breathe.

[sighs] Let the good in.

Speaking of the good, I've got

a whole bottle of cava if anyone likes.

Uh, so, listen.

Well, thanks, Gina,

for getting us all together.

'Cause lately I know I haven't been

very communicative with you all.

That's my boy. Face your problems head-on.

- That's normal, Raúl. Totally normal.

- [Gerard] Life, love, it's all normal.

In fact, let's all drink to normal.

How about it?

So what are you having done?

Is it like a heart transplant?

Three times he said don't talk about it.

Three times.

Well, they'll try to remove

all the malignant tissue.

So they'll crack open your your sternum

and then scrape at your heart?

Listen, what he means

is that all the bad will go away, right?

- So all the good can come in.

- Yep.

- Well said.

- No, don't.

[Raúl] But if it goes well,

we should finally take that trip

we've always talked about

to Amsterdam, yeah?

Or to Berlin.

- [Roger] I'd love to go to Berlin.

- Berlin, amazing.

Berlin is a great place to visit

this time of year too.

- [Gina] Beats Amsterdam right now.

- Wait. Listen, just, so, sorry to say

- What is it?

- I gotta be honest with you.

What do you mean?

Uh, yeah, we all went to

to Amsterdam without you.

Jesus Christ. This idiot.

You what?

- Yeah, the whole trip was super fun.

- [Gina] He's right. It was a lot of fun.

So you all went to Amsterdam without me?

No, no, I didn't.

I just remember being so high

that we all got tattoos.

- Hey, show him our tattoos!

- Yeah

- [Roger] Oh, yeah, totally.

- It just sort of happened last minute.

There were some cheap flights and,

I mean, it was just like super improvised.

[Tania] Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Uh, Raúl, sorry. I'm sorry.

- [Raúl] Okay.

Don't worry, guys. It's all good.

Today is a day to be well.

And, hey, these things happen.

All right.

Anyone else wanna share? Anybody?

Now is your chance, before I die,

if you wanna tell me anything.

Yes. Before you die,

we should try some of this cava.

Enough with the cava.

You aren't going to die.

Who do you think we are?

I mean, we're your friends.

We don't keep things from each other.

Well, then, the truth is, I, uh

I kept your Blu-ray

of Little Shop of Horrors .

[whimpering] I told you I lost it,

but I ended up loving that sh*t.

[Tania] Oh, my.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No worries at all, okay?

Anything else?

- No one?

- [Gerard] Help me, David.

- [Tania] No, no, no.

- You wanna share anything?

- Nothing to share, no.

- Get everything clear over here, okay?

Oh, yeah, all right, people. Good. Then

Gerard, I think we should drink to that.

Pop that cava.

Come on. You're dying to try it.

I've been sleeping with someone, Raúl.

- [cork pops]

- Oh!

- Really?

- Wow.

[Gina] Honey

[Tania] It was so obvious.

It's not a big deal, but

Damn!

Look, at the time,

I didn't know you had cancer.

- Okay?

- [Tania] Well, that's a relief.

I mean, you'd be a huge son of a b*tch

if you dumped him

knowing he had cancer, right?

I just said I didn't know, man.

And what about you?

I mean, you're still on Tinder, Tania.

- What?

- Wait, wait, wait.

But we signed a mortgage, Tania.

It's all fine. Really.

No, no, no, no, it's not fine. Raúl.

[Edu] Yeah, Raúl, it's not fine.

How many others

are you talking to on Tinder?

What do you mean by "talking to"?

- [Gina] Wait a minute, Raúl.

- No big deal. We had broken up.

Well, no. We were starting to.

[Edu] What a b*tch.

Raúl, we weren't in a good place.

You know how it was.

Really, when I think about losing you,

well, I'm just

So you got back together out of pity?

No, because I want to be with him,

just to spend time with him.

Did it ever occur to you

that he doesn't wanna spend his days

with someone like you?

And if not with me, then who?

- What did they say about the ambulance?

- I don't know.

f*ck the ambulance. Enough with

the ambulance. The dog weighs three grams.

Think about your freakin' daughter.

There's no ambulances for dogs.

There are ambulances for dogs.

And she weighs 22 pounds

and not three grams, okay?

How many years have you known Carlota?

We'll take your car.

- No. We are not driving my car.

- Why?

- [Toni] Because

- [Silvia] Because?

Because I've also been eating

those weed cookies. [laughing]

- [Arnau] Oh, Christ.

- Are you stoned?

I'm very stoned. [laughs]

- Well, tell her.

- What?

Don't shy away now.

We're all being honest. Say it.

You're so obsessed with me facing things.

[Edu] There you go. Just like that.

Face your problems.

[Gina] Tell me what?

Tell me what?

That I've also been seeing someone.

Really?

I'm not proud of it.

- Oh, yeah?

- [Toni] Okay? I lied. I'm a liar.

And I lied because I'm f*cking unhappy

and I can't take it.

I wanted someone else to talk to.

- I wanted to have fun.

- You have a shrink. Talk to her.

[laughing] I can't take it no more.

[child] Don't worry.

I'll give you some light.

I need to have

something to drink right now.

I'm I think I'm gonna pass out.

I mean

No. No, no, no, no, no.

Not that one. No, no, no!

- [Arnau] No, Martí! No, no. Martí!

- [Laura] No! This can't be happening!

Gina, wait. No.

Oh!

[gasping] I can't breathe.

[firework whistles]

- [Arnau] Martí, don't do it! No, no, no!

- [Laura] No, no, no!

Oh! Martí!

- [coughing]

- She's choking on something!

She's gonna choke to death!

Stop! Hit her on the back.

Hit her on the back.

Cough it up. Squeeze. Squeeze her.

Hit her on the back. That's it.

Gina, cough it up.

No! My placenta! No!

Ai.

Carlota.

- I want a divorce, hon.

- [Silvia] What?

Okay, okay, let's not pretend

like we all didn't see this coming,

since you two have been dragging out

your relationship for years.

Marta, how could you say that?

Marta, are you really going to

f*ck my night up even more

after drugging my kid?

They're our kids. Don't forget her.

[Toni] What? The dog is not your daughter!

Plus, I know I'm laughing,

but, I mean, inside I swear I am crying.

Why are you still here, Marta?

Because I've been out here

waiting for a taxi.

Wait. Why did

Did they kick you out too?

And why would I get kicked out?

No. They were all talking sh*t about you.

Which I honestly really liked,

and they were totally right.

But you're my blood, so they can suck it.

Come on, they grow their own lettuce.

What are they? A cult?

Also the placenta?

- No, no, please.

- Excuse me?

[chuckles] That was

What are you doing?

Um, well, I just wanted a hug.

- Oh. I'm sorry. You just scared me.

- It's okay.

Okay, then, can I

- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah? You're fine with it?

- Come here.

- Okay.

Ana, you do realize

I'm no better than you?

- Do you realize that?

- What are you saying?

- I mean, why say this right now?

- Because it's true.

Because I want you to know I mean it

from the bottom of my heart.

- Okay.

- Because it seems like sometimes, hmm

that you're suffering.

Wait. I'm suffering?

Yeah. 'Cause you're jealous of me, maybe.

- Oh, so you think I'm jealous?

- Of me. Yeah.

Oh, okay, okay, so me leaving that party

was just because I'm jealous.

All right, relax your hormones.

- Just don't tell me to relax my hormones.

- Right. I'm sorry.

But, seriously, I'm trying really hard

to say something nice to you.

Then say something like,

"Wow. You look pretty."

- Now you give it a try.

- Wow. You look pretty.

Say that I haven't gained a ton of weight.

Or say that my skin is perfect.

Did it ever occur to you

to pay your sister a compliment

instead of this condescending

"no better than you" sh*t?

- No? Well, thanks a lot.

- Fine. I'm sorry.

Can you give me a list

of acceptable compliments so that maybe

- I know where I stand with you.

- You're clueless. Don't you get it?

You accuse everyone else

of being insecure, and it's really you.

But you don't care because

Marta doesn't care about anything.

So what? You're perfect.

- [door closes]

- [engine starts]

- Ana, that was my cab.

- [phone beeps]

[Raúl] After what happened the other day,

I imagine my voice is the last thing

you wanna hear right now.

But I needed to text you.

How are you? How's your Saint John's?

Me, well, I'm out with some friends and

Look, Marta, I wanna see you again.

Tonight, yesterday and and today,

and tomorrow.

It's really all I want.

So do you wanna get together?

Even if it's just so I can tell you

about my breakup?

You could laugh at that, at least.

I can't stop thinking about you.

Okay, there, I said it.

Hey.

I listened to your message

at one and a half speed.

There was a lot I wanted to share.

It's a pretty crazy night.

- [chuckles]

- Yes.

Are you okay?

Well

You know what I had to do tonight?

Was it worse than, um, being stuck

in a room with a drugged pyromaniac?

Mmm, no.

No, it wasn't bad. No, no.

I had to write on little pieces of paper

all the bad things

I'd like to leave behind.

Ooh! I would have needed a notebook.

Like, several. You know?

Well, I left it blank.

- Yeah.

- Mmm?

Honestly, I just couldn't come up with

anything, so I had nothing to throw in.

Because the truth is, my life is great.

I don't know. People think

it's sh*t or boring or whatever.

But I feel like it's great.

Wanna go for a swim?

Not even a little bit.

- Why not?

- I'm not getting in that ice water.

These old guys

that go swimming in the winter.

- I don't understand it.

- Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Just seems like a bad decision.

To me, at least.

- Well, I disagree.

- All right.

Personally, I think it's an experience

that you gotta try at least once.

I'm not going in there.

Oh, I know you aren't.

But that's why I like you.

I'm sorry. Should I say it back to you?

Were you expecting me to say that back?

Hmm, no.

You don't have to

tell me anything like that.

It's not that I don't. I just

wasn't expecting that, and and

Well, now, I mean, I didn't say it,

like, you must think that I guess

Dude, relax. I don't have any expectations

about things like that.

I mean, it's not like I said

I wanted to marry you, okay?

Or that I love you.

Right, right, right.

So don't treat it like that.

But now, I mean, you did say it, like

I said no such thing, Raúl.

You know, I don't love you, all right?

- I know, I know.

- Don't overthink it.

- Same for you.

- Well, that's great.

- How perfect for us.

- Okay. Yeah, cool.

- [phone beeps]

- [sighs]

Marta, come join us.

It's really sh*t here without you.

Look. We have a tattoo artist.

Careful, careful, careful.

Look. "Nano."

Nano is my name.

- Nano.

- Can you believe it?

She tattooed her arm, and all because

I told her I'd give her a raise.

Come here.

I should probably check on them.

Before they burn it all down.

Yeah, sure. Of course.

[clears throat]

Well, um, all right, then.

So you're cool, right?

Yeah, of course. No worries.

All right.

I'm glad we cleared the air.

Yeah. So am I.

- See ya.

- Mm-hmm.

BEING BY YOUR SIDE

LENDING A HAND

LIVING WITH CANCER

- Hey! Hey! What are you doing?

- Uh

What are you doing with my books, huh?

You're breaking into my room now? Jesus.

Why are you sneaking in here like that?

What the hell's going on, huh?

You come in here to m*rder me,

you piece of sh*t?

- Jesus. Okay. Okay, okay.

- Get out of here. I said get out.

Thanks for the heart attack, man.

- Hey.

- Hey.

How you doing? Okay? I heard some

- Yeah. It's just Edu.

- Ah.

[Gina] Um

- How are you?

- Fine. I'm fine.

Yeah.

Raúl

What?

I am so sorry about today.

- Well

- For everything that happened because

I wanted to support you,

and to be there with you and for you,

so you don't have to

go through this alone.

And I swear that I'm so very sorry.

I don't wanna

I don't wanna die.

Huh?

I don't wanna die.

Oh. No. Raúl, you're not gonna die.

- I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die.

- No, Raúl, listen to me.

- It's not going to happen.

- I don't wanna

You're not going to die.

I really, really

- Raúl, no.

- I really

That's not

That's not going to happen. That's

[sobs]

[Gina] I know.

[Edu] I know, buddy.

- [Raúl sobs]

- [Gina sobs]

[Edu] It'll be okay, you know. You'll see.

["Me gustaría decirte",

Paula Malia, Dani de la Orden]