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01x10 - Episode 10

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Kissed a Girl". Aired: 5 May 2024 –present.*
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Series follows ten single sapphic women who are matched up and meet for the first time "...with a kiss.

01x10 - Episode 10

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This programme contains strong

language

Well, what a roller-coaster,

as I Kissed A Girl hit our screens.

- g*y panic!

- SHE GASPS

CHEERING

And you lot were here for it!

MUSIC: The Show by Girls Aloud

ALL:

- Lesbians!

- Oh!

- Typical l*sbian sh*t.

- Now, eight months on from the

Masseria mayhem

- Don't sit here and lie to me.

- Naee, I'm not even

- Who did I find out the truth from,

bro?

- ..strap in

- I'm just going to go and buy a hat.

- CHEERING

..for I Kissed A Girl: The Reunion.

♪ Give in, let go Let the music start

♪ Have a little faith Need to open up

♪ Yeah, we could be the one ♪

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

♪ ..Hold on to me under neon lights

♪ Take me by the hand into the night

♪ Yeah, we could be the one

- Oh

- ♪ We could be the one

♪ Give in, let go Let the music start

♪ Have a little faith Need to open up

♪ Yeah, we could be the one. ♪

Hello and welcome to I Kissed A Girl:

The Reunion!

CHEERING

Last summer, I had the privilege of

playing Cupid

for the UK's first cast of q*eer

girls.

And weren't they just incredible?

CHEERING

Yeah!

It started with a kiss,

and from then on, the roller-coaster

did not stop.

Things moved so quickly,

I've only just recovered from the

whiplash!

Now, eight months on, the girls are

back

to reveal all that's happened since

their summer of love.

And I am dying to know the gossip!

Who is still together,

and who has found a new golden

retriever?

OK, shall we get started?

ALL:

- Yes!

- Please give it up for the girls!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

♪ Give in, let go Let the music start

♪ Have a little faith Need to open up

♪ Yeah, we could be the one

- Oh

- ♪ We could be the one, oh

♪ Hold on to me under neon lights

♪ Take me by the hand into the night

♪ Yeah, we could be the one

- Oh

- ♪ We could be the one, oh

♪ Neon lights and we are dancing. ♪

Girls, how good is it to see you back

together?

You look beautiful.

Who's excited?

- Very!

- Yeah!

- LAUGHTER

Who's nervous?

- Me!

- Well, we have so much to get through

tonight.

But before we let the cats out of the

bag,

let's take a look at our sizzling

summer in Italy.

CHEERING

♪ We live in the era of being

self-made ♪

- I am about to kiss a girl that I've

never met.

- No small talk.

- No swiping on the apps.

- NAEE:

- It's just a kiss.

- Hot girl q*eer summer's here!

- Let's go, lesbians!

- I can't wait to see this!

- What's going to happen?

- Yes!

- ♪ ..It takes a woman to know ♪

- Fit girls, beautiful Masseria.

- Nobody's f*cking safe.

- t*ts everywhere.

- Just looked at Hannah's boobs and

got distracted!

- I'm ready to kiss some girls!

- Uh-oh!

- Buongiorno!

Which girl is giving you that red flag

vibe?

ALL:

- Oh!

- Here we go.

- ♪ These beautiful things that I've

got ♪

- What were you saying?

- Some girlie chat.

- ♪ ..Please stay ♪

- It's either a yes or a no.

- Naee took me to the terrace

yesterday.

- She's pissed me off.

- Are you scared about splitting any

couple up?

- No.

- What the f*ck?

- I don't chase, I attract.

- It's a shame that it hasn't

happened.

- I'm never that girl!

- Are you just talking sh*t?

- You literally just threw me under

the bus.

- I love the drama.

- Just feel like you've been a

complete b*tch behind my back.

- What the actual flip is going on?

- If I didn't like you, I'd have gone

home.

- It's really f*cking tough.

- Oh

- ♪ Slam it to the left If you're

havin' a good time

♪ Shake it to the right If you know

that you feel fine

♪ Chicas to the front Ha! Ha!

♪ Go round ♪

- The gayer, the better.

- Wahey!

- Oh!

- ALL SHOU

WHISTLE BLOWS

Totally amazing!

- Live, laugh, love, l*sbian.

- This is the best hot q*eer girl

summer I have ever had.

- Sexy girls and Dannii Minogue.

Iconic.

- ♪ ..Hai, si, ja! Hold tight. ♪

CHEERING

You ladies, what an impression you've

made.

I mean, I was watching like that, but

I loved every second of it!

Amy, I went back to Australia

and I'm like, I wonder if she's taken

the boots off yet.

But nothe boots are still on.

- They're glued on!

- And Fiorenza, the eyes.

We've got to talk about that moment on

the terrace.

Because when you want to turn it on,

you can put us in a trance.

Right, Meg?

- Yeah!

- Your flirt game was on fire, and the

fans noticed everything.

Take a look at this.

- Am I making you nervous?

Ha. Smile.

I'll wait for you to take your sip.

I've taken my sip.

- LAUGHTER

- Come here, then.

- Fans of this show have just been

incredible.

I've loved just reading all of the

messages.

I think she absolutely nailed it!

- Yeah.

- Now, as you can see,

we are missing someone really

important tonight.

Our football legend Georgia, who does

have a valid excuse.

She's playing in a cup final match

this evening!

CHEERING

But when it came to girls in Italy,

Georgia was not about playing the

field.

From the moment she locked eyes with

Cara,

it was a case of, "Nice to meet you.

"When are we moving in?"

LAUGHTER

♪ Feel the rain on your skin ♪

GEORGIA:

- It was perfect.

- SHE LAUGHS

- Your eyes are outrageous.

- Cara and Georgia

That's basically the perfect l*sbian

couple.

- ♪ Today is where your book begins



CHEERING

♪ The rest is still unwritten ♪

I feel like you guys haven't taken

your hands off each other

since the first kiss.

- I'm happy for both of you.

- Yeah.

- You did look lovely together.

- Thanks, Mum.

- Girls, if you're ready to commit,

then seal it with a kiss now.

♪ No-one else can feel it for you

♪ Only you can let it in ♪

CHEERING

♪ No-one else, no-one else can speak

the words ♪

- Meeting Cara has definitely, like,

surpassed any expectations

I think I had coming in here.

But then again, I think my

expectations were, like,

pretty low. Ha!

- I kissed a girl and I really, really

liked it.

- ♪ The rest is still unwritten. ♪

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Cara, welcome to the reunion.

- Oh, hot seating.

- Yeah, we need to know.

What's the update?

- Uh, I literally wish I could be

like,

"Yeah, we're married," but it's

It just I think it was just not

going to work out because of

our communication and sh*t.

We didn't establish a relationship

fully.

So

- What's happening?

It is happening? It's not happening?

- No, no, we're just friends.

- I mean, you two were inseparable.

It wouldn't be right unless

we caught up with the main girl

herself.

So Georgia has recorded a little

message.

- Hi, everyone. Sorry I can't be there

tonight.

Absolutely gutted about it, but I've

got football,

and as we famously know, football

comes first.

I had the best experience on the show

and honestly,

the reaction has been incredible.

I'm sure you've had the update from

Cara.

Sadly, things didn't work out between

us,

but thankfully we're still friends.

Girls, you're going to have the best

night. I know you are.

You're going to be giddy as owt.

So, Dannii, look out for yourself, cos

those girls can be wild.

Bye, everyone.

- CHEERING

Georgia! So good to see her.

We miss you so much.

But let's give it up for Cara and

Georgia.

CHEERING

In Italy, Fiorenza and Amy were great

friends,

but there was always the question if

it could be more than that.

Fiorenza was searching for her black

cat,

but had this feline been in front of

her all along?

And just when she was seeing sense,

in walked Hannah,

and things for Amy got really

complicated.

Do you think there's room in here for

two more?

CHEERING

- I want to leave here with a

girlfriend, not alone.

And I will get what I want, because

..look at me.

- AMY:

- Hannah is stunning. Like, my type to

a T.

- Amy is fit as

- SHE MOUTHS

- When the bottle landed on me, I

thought this is the perfect time

to welcome Hannah to the Masseria.

- FIORENZA:

- Me and Amy have been waiting to

kiss, so

- CHEERING

- Me and Amy should have kissed sooner

because that was well overdue.

- Which lovely lady would you like to

take behind closed doors?

- Amy.

- Can I go for round two with Hannah?

- Take me, Amy!

- Yeah.

- Part of me thought that, like, Amy

would choose me.

- If you think it's what you want,

like,

you've got to make moves and get it.

- You'll regret not doing it.

- I just wanted to chat to you

about where your head space is at

with

..people and that.

- Obviously, I would be lying if I

said the door was closed.

- So my door's openany time.

- Any time I have a conversation with

Fiorenza, I'm like,

just remember, like, how much of a

spark we kind of have

and how much emotionally we get each

other.

Do you want to kiss?

- You always want to kiss!

- But the connection I have with

Hannah is just too strong to ignore.

My head's a mess!

- Amy, do you want to kiss one of

these girls?

- On one hand, I have Fi,

who's been with me through my journey

from the start.

We have this undeniable, you know,

emotional connection.

And then, on the other hand, I have

Hannah.

We have this amazing organic,

undeniable chemistry.

My heart is just so heavy.

- Amy, reveal the name of the girl you

want to kiss now.

- Hannah.

- ♪ Friends don't look at friends that

way

♪ Friends don't look at friends that

way. ♪

Please welcome Hannah, Amy and

Fiorenza.

CHEERING

Amy, in the middle of it again.

- I know!

- I know!

- Stuck between two Scots.

- Oh, my goodness.

- Yeah!

- She's got a type.

- So, there were a lot of connections

for you, Amy.

I did have to have a notepad.

It was

There were a lot of notes and they

kept going and going.

- Yeah.

- So what was it for the two of you

I'll start with Amy and Fiorenza.

..that took it out of that friendship

zone?

- I think it was just the closeness

and, like, we're so similar,

like, we're both so goofy and, like

- Yeah, and I think as time went on,

it was like

It was too early days to, like, want

to dive into, like,

the romantic side because

we were just such good friends.

- Such good friends, yeah.

- And then obviously as time went on,

it was, like, a bit more flirting.

- Yeah.

- And then I think, for me, it was

actually when, like,

seeing Amy and Hannah together,

I think that was almost my point where

I was like,

I need to, like

- Yeah.

- ..get in there.

- So, Amy, tell us how you felt when

Hannah walked in.

- I, like, was gobsmacked.

Obviously I was dressed as Jennifer

Coolidge.

- Yes!

- So, you know, I my first thought

was, "sh*t." Like

"I'm, like, drowned in a wig,

"glasses, scarf."

- You wanted to rip it off?

- I was like, "Babe, I'm hot"

- I'm here!

Once we got rid of the Jennifer

Coolidge costume

- Yeah.

Shed that layer.

- There was obviously You shed that

layer!

There was obviously that attraction

there.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- THEY LAUGH

- I mean, when she was strutting her

stuff down that runway,

I was like, "Jesus!" Two femmes. I was

like, "OK."

When you miss one bus, two comes.

- Fiorenza?

- I realise that, like, everything

happens for a reason

and like, I'm Yeah, ..settled with

the fact that, like,

we're just friends and I'm like, I'm

happy that it worked out that way,

that we just ended it as friends, you

know.

- It's the perfect almost-love story,

and I think that's beautiful in the

way that it is.

- AUDIENCE:

- Aww.

- Like

- Yeah.

- It's

- And I'm just really happy,

the way things turned out

- You say love story,

but talking about a friendship, right?

- Yeah.

As in almost-love story, as in, like,

we now have this friendship,

but it could have been something. Do

you know what I mean?

- We are platonic soulmates.

- Yeah, we're platonic soulmates.

- Yeah.

- You can be yourselves with each

other.

- Yeah, exactly.

- Just be flirty and fabulous.

- Exactly!

- Yeah.

- Not too flirty, though.

- Yeah.

- As friends.

- Yeah. Calm down!

- Oh, goodness.

- Kidding on!

- All right. Fiorenza, where are you

up to now?

Are you dating? Are you single?

What's happening?

- Yeah, I'm in a relationship now.

- You are?

- Yeah.

Um, I've been going out with her for

about six months now.

- Yeah? How's it going?

- It's going really well.

- You're so happy.

- Yeah, really happy. Yeah.

- Yeah.

Well, please say hi to your girlfriend

for me.

- I will do.

- And I wish you all the best.

- Thank you so much.

- So let's thank Fiorenza.

CHEERING

Amy and Hannah became an official

couple

and these lovebirds were well and

truly smitten,

but soon cracks started to form for

the new couple

as Hannah got spooked by the ghost of

Fiorenza.

♪ Two, three, four Woohoo ♪

- Feeling really good about Hannah.

Like, she just makes me giddy!

I can't stop kissing the girl.

- Is your attraction to your partner

100% genuine?

- Yeah.

- LAUGHTER

- Yeah. Course it is. Why wouldn't it

be?

- What one word would you use to

describe your partner and why?

- Different.

- Oh.

I was like, not sure how to take it.

- Do you feel you have a strong

emotional connection

with your partner?

- Yeah.

- No.

- It's a bit awkward.

Has your partner always made you feel

secure?

- No.

The Fiorenza situation didn't really

make me secure.

- Amy, do you trust Hannah completely?

- I wouldn't say completely, no.

- ♪ You're not the one for me

♪ No, no ♪

- Amy and Hannah.

Yikes.

- Yeah.

- That was a train wreck.

- Do you regret picking me over Fi?

- No, I don't. I fully don't.

- I don't know if I believe you or

not.

- We know where we stand with each

other and, like

I still am really attracted to you.

- Oh, well, I hope so!

I think she should have picked

Fiorenza.

I'm just overthinking and scared that

she's not going to turn.

- ♪ My heart forsaken me. ♪

- I feel like I've definitely had a

journey in here.

But in the end I ended up with Hannah

and it just feels right.

- There is a part of me that's worried

that she isn't going to turn for me.

- ♪ Now I second-guess my thoughts

Every step ♪

- I took a leap by choosing Hannah

over Fi,

and it's definitely paid off.

- If you're ready to commit, then seal

it with a kissnow.

♪ Go ahead and break my heart That's

fine ♪

- I think you're amazing, Amy.

There is a physical connection there,

but I just don't think that emotional

connection is 100% there.

- I'm gutted, I can't lie.

I'm such, like, a lover.

And, like, that is truly the reason

why I came in here.

It's just

..just sad it hasn't ended that way.

- ♪ Like you did mine. ♪

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hannah, I'll start with you.

Getting to know Amy,

what was it about her personality?

- I did make a comment and I said

different,

and I'm going to take the time now to

explain what different is.

- Yeah.

- Absolutely

..the best person. I've never met

anyone

with a personality like yours.

You're so kind. You're so lovely.

Like, you're funny, so funny.

Different in a great way.

- Yeah.

- In a good way.

- What was going through your head at

the final kiss-off?

- My head was a mess, a complete mess.

I had no idea, like, was Amy going to

turn? Was Amy not going to turn?

Obviously, from, like, conversations

we had and the chemistry test,

I was just a bit thrown off, so I

didn't actually

Maybe the communication wasn't there.

- How did you feel, Amy?

- I genuinely thought, I was stood

there and I was like,

"Oh, like she's doing a bit."

I was like, "She's, like, longing it

out."

- Yeah!

- "She's teasing me."

And then it just kept going and going

and going and I thought,

"Oh!" Like

"I've just been rejected again!"

But no hard feelings at the end of the

day.

I think everything happens for a

reason.

And me and Hannah weren't meant to be.

And it does, likeit does kind of

upset me when you say

you didn't turn because you thought I

wasn't going to turn.

Like, at the end of the day, I didn't

turn

off ofthe thought of what you were

going to do.

It was purely off, like, based off of

my feelings.

- Mm-hm.

- But

II do see Like, I do get where

you're coming from

in terms of the chemistry test and

everything.

- Do you think, Hannah, sometimes

people think

you're a lot stronger than you are?

- Yeah.

I mean, I come across very

..confident and like, "Woo!"

But deep down I'm like, it's just

ait's just a show.

- It's funny because, like, when she

first came

into the Masseria, I was like, "Oh, my

God, this b*tch,

"like, she's got nerves of steel."

She was giving nothing away. She was,

like, playing mysterious.

But she puts this front on.

- Now, Priya, do you stand by what you

said at the time?

- My opinion has changed.

I do love Hannah.

I think it was just the way she came

across.

She came in full g*ns blazing

- Yeah!

- ..and I was like, "Oh." We just got

off on the wrong foot.

- Yeah.

- That wasthat was the situation.

But, yeah.

- And you had my back. You were

protective.

- Yeah.

- Hannah wasn't the only girl making

tough decisions

at the final kiss-off.

Throughout their time in the Masseria,

Eva and Meg were going from strength

to strength.

But when Meg arrived at the L-word,

Eva worried if she could ever meet her

there.

- I'm actually, like, quite happy

with how things are going.

- So am I.

- I wouldn't want it to change.

- And I know

- Yeah, I'm just for you.

- Yeah.

- Meg makes me feel really, really,

really good about myself.

And Meg makes me feel really, really

confident.

- Girls, reveal your decision

..now.

♪ I feel it now, I need it ♪

CHEERING

♪ That feeling That feeling when ♪

- I am so grateful and so happy

to be able to grow my connection with

Eva.

- Obviously we're like this, but when

we leave here,

it can't keep going like that.

It kind of has to go a little bit,

like, slower.

- Stay there, yeah.

I know exactly what you mean.

- Meg, are you falling in love with

Eva?

- Yes.

- Eva, are you falling in love with

Meg?

- No.

- I could have said no.

- Yeah.

- But I didn't want to lie.

It's like, you're getting them

..that you're starting to get them

feelings.

- II'm genuinely so scared of being

committed to anyone.

We are moving at two different paces,

almost.

I have this thing in the back of my

head being like,

I don't want to lead her on.

Because she is an amazing person.

She cares a lot about me and I care a

lot about her.

- Girls, if you're ready to commit,

then seal it with a kiss now.

- I was so just shocked.

It just upset me cos, you know,

you just want to care for someone so

much,

like, you've got so much love to give.

- You were so loved.

You're so beautiful.

You will find the right person.

- I guess it means my match is still

out there somewhere

waiting for me.

So

..fingers crossed I find them.

- Meg and Eva, welcome to the hot

seat!

You're looking great.

- So are you.

Always.

- Thank you!

Eva, when you came in

Woo! What an entrance!

And I see you're here in a gorgeous

dress tonight.

- Yeah, I just thought I'd switch it

up a bit.

I think I was I was feeling very,

like, masculine

whenever this was filmed.

And now I just feel a little bit more

confident in myself

and, like, my femininity, because I'm

not going for

the straight girls any more, so now

I'm

- So, you learnt a lot in the Masseria

about yourself?

- Oh, my word

Yeah, yeah.

Understatement, understatement.

- Meg, I think you had a lot to do

with that, right?

I think you opened your heart,

and you had a lot to do with opening

other people's hearts, too.

- I mean, I'm a lover girl. What can I

say?

- What can I say!

Eva, is there anything that, you know,

Meg did particularly that,

you know, really helped you open up to

yourself?

- I feel like I've, like, reached my

final form now of, like,

being fully confident in, like, my

sexuality, femininity, masculinity.

Meg did genuinely, like, just really

helped me out in a way

I didn't know I needed.

- We had that friendship there to

start off with.

It was very much a solid ground, where

you could speak to someone.

Just You could just speak to

someone about anything.

That's what we started off on, and

then it grew from there.

- Now, Eva, do you think, looking back

now, it was the right thing

to do, not to turn?

- Looking back now, I.

..would still stand by my choice,

because I feel like I wouldn't want to

string Meg along.

I think she's an amazing person, and I

just want the best for her.

- It was a tough moment.

- It was. It was hard watching it, as

well.

It's so difficult to get that right

balance and be that

perfect person for someone. It never

works out.

- Guess what? It's cos they're not the

right person.

Never dim your light!

Uh-uh!

What's the update for you? Are you

dating?

- I am seeing someone, yes.

- AUDIENCE:

- Ooh!

- You know, there's nothing I love

better than seeing your face

when you are happy.

You give everything - your eyes,

everything.

It is beautiful.

Tell me about her.

- Funnily enough, Dannii, you might

actually know her.

- Oh!

What do you mean, I know her?

Meg, who is it?

- Lailah?

- CHEERING

Well, I think we're going to have to

do a sofa switch,

and say goodbye to Hannah, Amy and

Eva.

Thank you very much.

APPLAUSE

Lailah, thank God you've got your

running shoes on.

Get here now!

- I know.

- OK!

Girls, it's so good to see you so

happy!

Meg, you have famously said, "I'm

always that girl."

Lailah was like, "There's no-one here

for me. I'm leaving."

And look at you two now.

- I'm not that girl any more.

- So, Lailah, what happened?

- So, it was a few days after, like,

the rest of the girls

flew back from Italy, and Meg dropped

me a message.

We got to talking and, like

I had a bit of a crush on Meg in

there, like,

I'll be honest, that, like, developed

a few days in,

and I didn't know that she was kind of

crushing on me a bit too.

Like, so

- Slid in the DMs.

- Some flirty DMs!

- So, it went from there. We met up,

like, a week and a half later.

- Where did you meet up?

- I'd just flown back, and I landed in

Manchester,

and we went for a cheeky Nando's.

- Oh, I love a cheeky Nando's!

What future are we looking at?

How's this going to play out?

- We're taking each day as it comes,

seeing what falls in our way.

- Basically, Meg's moving in next

week.

No, I'm joking, I'm joking. She's not.

- But you've met family.

- Yeah.

- How's the whole family thing going?

- Yeah, my family love Meg, and my

friends are obsessed with her.

She's amazing. Like, falling in love

with Meg has been, like, one of

the most beautiful experiences of my

life, like, genuinely.

- AUDIENCE:

- Aw!

- No, seriously.

I think, like, the whole country fell

in love with her.

But, like, being able to do it on a

personal level,

she has the biggest heart.

- Yeah.

- And, like, the fact that she

The fact that she gets to love me with

that, I

Yeah, she's that girl. She's THA

girl, so

- Well, I heard the L-word a few times

just dropped then,

so I'm just going to go and buy a hat

- for whatever myyou know

- I think you might have to.

- DANNII SCREAMS

That's so good!

So happy for you.

Please, another round of applause for

Lailah and Meg.

CHEERING

Before we started filming, I was told

the girls would move fast,

but I wasn't prepared for just how

fast that roller-coaster would be.

I wish I could talk you through it

but, honestly,

I can't talk that quickly. So, luckily

I know someone who can!

Taking us through the wonderful web of

connections

is the amazing Charley Marlowe.

CHARLEY: We all know lesbians move

fast.

- I was engaged to someone in the

military in the US,

and I'd never met them, and it was

after two months.

- That's so g*y!

- But in the Masseria, the path to

love was more like

a dating superhighway.

- Three, two, one! Lesbians!

- I'll try and explain. But I'm

warning you, it gets messy.

So, here we go.

Once the snogging started, it didn't

take long for the girls to scramble.

- g*y panic.

- Fiorenza and Meg weren't feeling

things with their matches.

- Amy, she's lovely, but there's not

that initial butterflies there.

- But up on that terrace, they were

soon feeling each other.

- I fancy you.

- Yeah, feeling's mutual.

- Oh, God.

- Amy matched with new girl Eva

- Our vibes are off the scale.

- ..then quickly realised she might

fancy her best mate Fiorenza.

- Do you have a wee crush on me?

- I have a wee crush on Fiorenza

- But that was OK, because Eva had

made moves for Meg,

who had just been dumped by Fiorenza.

- I do have, like, a weird crush on

Fiorenza.

- That's fine, cos I've got a bit of a

crush on Eva.

- Ah!

It's giving wife swap! It's giving

sister wives.

- Keeping up? Well, if that wasn't

enough

- Girls!

- ..new girls arrived!

- Chop and change, chop and change!

- I think you need to move fast.

- And you don't need to tell these

girls that twice.

Thea snogged Beth.

Then Amy snogged Lailah.

And then they all basically snogged

each other.

- Woo!

- The path to love was more confusing

than previous line-ups

of the Sugababes.

- You've got Thea, you've got Meg,

you've got Amy,

you've got flippin' Beth.

Oh, my God, I cannot keep up.

- There you go.

In summary - total chaos.

I'm bloody exhausted after that.

Thank you, Charley!

Now joining me are four girls who

came, slayed

and said ciao, ciao to love.

They turned heads, they kept us

giggling.

And they don't chase - they

AUDIENCE:

- ..attract!

- OK! Please welcome Demi and Beth and

Thea.

Demi, our baby g*y! How are you doing?

- I'm good. How are you?

- Good.

I mean, you came in, you met this

wonderful group of girls.

How's life been since you left the

Masseria?

- Life's been good.

- Yeah?

- It's been good. The Masseria gave me

so much confidence.

I feel like it's just been on the up

ever since I left.

- What do you think you learnt?

- I learnt a lot about myself.

I learnt to be more centred and also

more confident in my sexuality.

I learned it's OK for me to take up

space within the q*eer community,

even if I hadn't dated a woman.

- Woo!

- Erm Yeah, woo!

- You didn't have long to make

connections inside the Masseria.

Has anyone caught your eye since?

- I have a partner now.

- Yeah?

- They're amazing.

Yeah, they're called Jill.

- Oh!

- They're very cool.

They're Fiorenza's best friend.

- Yeah!

- Jill! We love you, Jill!

So, hang on

Fiorenza and Demi, you had your first

kiss together.

And now, Fiorenza, you're playing

Cupid.

- Yeah.

- Yeah!

- That's my best friend!

- Em, you came in for adventure.

You stood under the adventure pillar.

What's happened since the Masseria?

- I still have had my adventure.

- Tell us what it's been.

- Yeah, I took the van over to Europe.

So, I've been travelling.

- Met any great ladies along the way?

- Uh

Europe has a lot of nice girls.

- LAUGHTER

- I'm very glad I've been single for

the trip.

- Oh!

- Yeah, it's been good so far, but

no-one's

..no-one's, like, stuck just yet.

- OK. Now, Beth.

- Yes.

- Yes! There's that laugh!

I've missed that laugh.

- I've toned it down a bit.

- How's it been since you left the

show?

- Yeah, great. Um

I've been living my best life.

- And we all get updates, as well.

- Yeah.

- Beth tells us everything.

Those voice notes will!

- Voice notes?

- I'm probably a bit too open.

But I do share with the girls all my

dating drama.

- Everything.

Every detail!

- Beth has been living her best

l*sbian life.

- So, beware, whoever you date,

is going to be right across this chat

group.

Thea.

- Hi!

- What have you been up to?

- Lots of gigs, lots of

- The girls have come to some gigs?

- The girls have been!

Cos I was, like, my time on the show

was, like, so short.

I felt, like, really upset that I

didn't get to spend so much

time with them. I'm so grateful that,

like

They're so supportive and, like, we

can still be friends

afterwards, as well, Like, I'm so

grateful for that.

And they love my music, right, guys?

- Yeah!

- I listen to your music! I love your

music!

- Oh, thank you.

- Yeah, it's fantastic.

Well, it's great to see you gorgeous

girls enjoying life

and to see you back here all together.

So, Demi, Em, Beth, Thea - thank you

so much.

In the Masseria, it wasn't all fun and

games and snogging.

Across the summer, we saw the girls

opening up to each other

for incredible conversations about

q*eer history, identity,

pride and sexuality.

And we all loved hearing the girls'

stories

and the conversations that they

sparked.

- Wearing, like, feminine clothes, for

me, like, I've never just felt

I never felt comfortable.

I feel like I'm trying to fit into

something that I'm not.

- I actually had long hair.

I think the only reason I cut it was

to look more g*y.

I was in a heterosexual relationship

for four and a half years.

- What?!

- Really?

- I was with a guy for four years.

I was a completely different person in

that relationship,

and now I've been able to become,

like, my true self since then.

- Honestly, I'm, like, tearing up!

- Yeah. Genuinely.

Like, I was Emily before, I think, and

now I'm Em.

- What's, like, annoying, as well, is

when you do come out as bi,

sometimes people are waiting for you

to then come out as l*sbian.

- Yeah.

- But it's frustrating where, like,

it's not a stepping stone.

Like, this is where I'm stopping now.

- Did you just, like, struggle with

feeling, like,

not g*y enough for lesbians, or else

being, like, a kink for men?

- Yeah.

- I always feel the urge to be like,

it's not a kink

and I'm not having a threesome.

- Yeah. Just get that out there.

- Yeah, just letting you know that

this is not what's happening.

- How do you guys feel about the word

"l*sbian"?

- I don't mind it, really and truly.

I use it.

- Do you?

- I don't think it's like

I don't know why people shy away from

that word.

- I feel like I've always identified,

like, as g*y,

as opposed to saying I'm a l*sbian.

Thinking back to, like, school, if

there was a boy that was

interested, and you weren't about it,

it's like,

"Oh, are you a f*cking l*sbian?"

It's like, "No, I just don't f*cking

like you. You're a c*ck."

Do you guys know why the L is the

first letter in the LGBTQ+?

- No.

- No, I don't.

- You know like back with the, like,

HIV and the A*DS epidemic?

- Yeah.

- Nobody wanted to really help them.

It was lesbians that were helping them

and, like, nursing them.

Cos it was like

- Stop, that's giving me

- I'm going to cry!

It still bothers me, when it

shouldn't,

because it's such a good word.

- Do you know what, after that story,

I can't wait to go out

and just tell people I'm a f*cking

l*sbian.

- I'm a l*sbian!

I need to just say to, like, my

younger self, "You are a l*sbian."

Why would you not want to be a

l*sbian?

- APPLAUSE

Lesbians, I see you!

Wow.

These brave conversations had such an

impact.

How was the response?

- Incredible.

- It was beautiful.

- I think it's, like, really beautiful

that we were quite a diverse cast

and personalities, like, different

intersectionalities, as well.

And I think, like, younger q*eer

lesbians can watch this

and see themselves in, like, each and

every one of us.

And we just didn't have that, like,

growing up at all.

- Cara, there was an amazing moment

where we saw you speaking

with other openly bi women.

Is it really important to have that

safe space to talk?

- Obviously, I don't be around people

all the time in the q*eer community,

so, for me, being around all these

girls and actually talking to people

who I could identify with and relate

to is so

It's been so important for me coming

out the show.

Like, my ma even says when I came out,

she was like,

"You're literally so much more

yourself." And

I just appreciate all yous guys!

- Under the Italian sky, one couple

shone brightly from the start.

Priya, a Taurus from South Wales,

looking for her protector,

and Naee, a Virgo from south London,

looking for her princess.

They stayed together at every

kiss-off,

were voted the strongest couple in the

Masseria,

said the L-word at next steps,

and sealed it with a kiss at the final

kiss-off.

But before we find out what's written

in the stars, let's recap.

♪ Can you come a little closer?

- OK, thank God. She's my type.

- She's fun.

Like, she's a bit of me, she's a bit

of me.

- So, how do you feel about this

situation?

- To be honest, I'm still trying to

see what you're saying.

- I'm still trying to figure you out.

- No, like, I'm still very interested

in you.

- Reveal your decision now.

How are you feeling?

- Relieved.

- Relieved?

- I'm looking forward to how we grow

in ourselves

and our relationship, too.

I want to f*ck her so bad.

- Ah!

- Oh, God Just get us a bedroom,

please.

I am very smitten.

I don't know. I feel like such a

teenager when I say that.

- Even outside the Masseria, I'm going

to feel the same way about you.

- Me, too.

I can't see it changing.

- Yeah.

- Do you think we'll be official at

some point?

- I want you to be my girlfriend.

That'd be so real.

- Mm.

- Are you falling in love with your

partner?

- I would say yes.

- Priya?

- Yes.

- I've never heard you speak about

anyone like this before.

And you haven't stopped smiling!

- Thanks, Mum.

- If you're ready to commit, seal it

with a kiss now.

- My feelings for Naee are very

strong.

Going down the the long-term route.

- Girls!

The strongest couple, couldn't keep

your hands off each other!

What happened when you got back to the

UK?

- She went back home and got married

to her fiancee.

- Oh, no!

- I'm so sorry, bro.

- You're doing too much!

- I'm so sorry, bro.

- Are you making that up?

- I'm being serious.

Her fiancee that she mentioned in

episode one

- Uh, hang on

- ..she went and got married to her

after the show.

- I was going to be nice about it, but

it's not

..it's not looking that way any more.

If you want to be acting like that.

- Is what it is, bro.

- What happened?

- OK, so

The story Naee has her version.

But I did mention in the show that I

was

..I was engaged to someone in America.

- I just want to be clear.

Before you started the show, you had

completely called off

the engagement and broken up with her?

- Yeah.

We were, like, done.

- You'd broken up with the fiancee.

Had you stayed friends with her?

- Yeah.

- So, you were friends with her, you

spoke to her.

- And then

..just before the show, we got back in

touch.

I let her know about the show.

Went on the show.

I was falling in love with Naee.

Came out the show, stayed at hers for

a week.

And then she was calling me and she

was very, like,

upset about the situation.

Like, I sat on it.

So, I went back home, I sat on it,

debated onyou know

I think the fact that I'd known her

for a long time,

and I think it was just the time.

But Naee is an amazing person,

although what she did just now was

questionable.

- It's the truth, to be honest. It's

my truth, bro.

- Naee, is it difficult?

Because I remember at the beginning

you said it's normal for you

to have a few girls

- Yeah.

- ..going at the same time.

- Yeah, the whole problem is, like, we

both said after the show,

we were speaking to people. That's

fair enough.

But I found out the whole truth from

someone in the cast.

Like, she didn't have an actual

conversation with me

about what was going on.

- I called you.

- We didn't have an actual

conversation

- I called you.

- Don't sit here and lie

- I'm not even

I called you saying

- Who did I find out the truth from,

bro?

I already knew you were speaking to

someone else, first of all.

- I called you.

- I already knew, bro.

This is why you was blocked before. Do

you understand?

- Oh, my God. OK.

- I had no idea who she was speaking

to.

I just knew that her energy shifted

when she got back home.

- So, you thought she's gone back to

Wales,

and then you hear she's in America?

- Basically.

- And she's got back together with her

ex.

- Her fiancee, yeah.

- How did that make you feel?

- I was just like, damn, that's quite

sh*t, to be honest.

But

- So, you were ready to be with Priya?

- I was ready up until her energy

shifted.

And then I was like, OK, like,

something's clearly going on.

Something's wrong here.

But I just didn't know the truth, the

whole truth.

- Priya, you reconnected with your ex.

Tell me about what happened in the

States.

- We got married. We just Yeah,

that was it.

- You flew there and you just got

married that trip?

- Two weeks into being in America,

yeah.

It WAS a difficult decision, because I

didn't want to hurt her.

And I truly am very sorry for hurting

you,

and that was not my intention,

whatsoever.

I just went with my heart and

Yeah.

- What does she do?

- She's in the military.

She's, literally, the best person for

me, so

I'm very happy. Living my best g*y

life.

- I'm happy for you.

- Thank you.

- Thank you, Dannii.

- It is what it is at the end of the

day.

Like, at least you found love. You

know, I'm happy for you, bro.

- Naee, where do things go from here?

Cos I don't want to see you shut down

and not open up to love.

- I'm not shut down to love.

I'm speaking to someone.

- You are?

- Yeah.

- Oh, good.

But you're happy?

- I'm cool, yeah.

- Well, I wish you both a fantastic

life in your next steps.

Let's give it up for Priya and Naee.

Finally, for a Masseria chapter which

ended all too soon.

With Abbie and Lisha, there were

sparks, cuddles

and a few red flags to navigate.

The path to love is never straight,

especially when communication starts

to break down, but these two were

ready to keep working

on their connection.

That's until a dramatic turn of events

changed everything.

- I was like, wow.

Are you happy?

- Yeah, I'm happy.

She is unreal!

- Mama's so happy!

- I see Meg and Lish flirt in front of

me, like,

it does make me feel like sh*t.

- I'm not flirting with her.

- You're all over her.

- If I wanted to explore things with

Meg,

I think I would have done it by now.

- Yeah.

OK.

- Abbie, do you think Lisha's good at

communicating?

- Yeah.

- Oh

That was a bit of a gap, babe.

- Yeah, um

- You're making out to the group like

I'm sh*t at communicating

and that I don't listen to you.

- How have things been going?

- It's been bumpy, but I feel like

it's just made me realise

how much I really do like her.

- Same.

No, I feel like we're really working

on our communication.

- Priya and Naee.

You will now have to decide which

couple are together,

but their hearts aren't truly in it.

The couple you choose will leave the

Masseria now.

- Lisha and Abbie.

- What?!

- Our journey in here has not been a

smooth one.

But we've dealt with our issues and

just grown closer.

You don't speak up about issues, then

you're just coasting and

..you're hiding behind something.

- APPLAUSE

Well, it's eight months on since then.

Break the news.

Are you still together?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- CHEERING

Wow, this is crazy.

So, you were voted off as the couple

least likely to stay together.

What happened when you left Italy?

- You came straight back to mine,

didn't you, to Brighton?

- Yeah.

- Met my friends, my family.

We had so much fun. And then I came up

to yours.

- Yeah, met the family.

- AUDIENCE:

- Aw!

- That's fantastic.

- We're still, like, very different

people, but we have so much

- We're still learning about each

other every single day.

- Yeah.

We're still growing. And, yeah, our

hearts are definitely in it.

- Yeah, definitely.

- And so, what are the next steps?

What are the?

- Getting engaged!

- Get married, have children.

- No, I think the distance is hard, so

I think in the near future

- Moving out.

- We definitely want to move closer.

- Well, I love to see love, so I'm so

happy for you.

Please give it up for Abbie and Lisha!

Our time is almost up. What an amazing

reunion.

Although, please, no more U-turns,

please. I couldn't cope.

So, if you could just hold off from

hooking up or breaking up

in the next

..minute, that would be fantastic.

And one quick thing, I have a very

special announcement.

I'm so excited and proud to say that

we'll be back

with a brand-new series.

I will be playing Cupid again for the

return of I Kissed A Boy.

CHEERING

Casting for the show is open.

So, if you are q*eer and would like to

join me in Italy

for a summer of love, then apply now.

Girls, you have been amazing.

You have smashed stereotypes, you've

broken hearts,

and you had us falling down in

laughter.

Stay gorgeous.

And you know what I'm going to say

now

Love who you want to love.

And thank you at home for watching,

Your support has been amazing.

You've wrapped your arms around these

brave and beautiful girls,

and it's been wonderful to see.

All that's left for us to do is party,

and we can't have a party without a

dress-up.

So, tonight the girls have raided

Amy's wardrobe -

which contains a lot of boots.

So, love and kisses.

And let's party!

♪ I will love you better when I'm

lovin' myself

♪ I'll be back when I'm ready to love

someone else

♪ I promise you in time I'm gonna

treat you so well

♪ I'm thinking 'bout us Thinking 'bout

us

♪ I'm thinking 'bout us, us, us

♪ I'm thinking 'bout us

♪ I'm thinking 'bout us, us, us

♪ I'm thinking 'bout us Thinking 'bout

us

♪ I'm thinking 'bout us. ♪