01x09 - Episode 9

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This programme contains strong

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Our summer of love started with a

kiss.

♪ Oh, her body is bible

♪ The only Heaven that I know ♪

- Wait, I want to hear about the kiss!

- Some would say perfect.

- And along the way, the path to love

was never straight.

- We did have a kiss.

- What the f*ck?

- You've got company.

- THEY CHEER

- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

- Keep it going. Come on.

- Three new girls.

- Oh!

- Oh, my God!

- I love the drama.

- Do you want some more girls?

- I'm never that girl.

- I want to know that I'm wanted.

- If I didn't like you, I'd have gone

home.

- Now, four couples remain to face the

final kiss off in front

of their friends and family.

- It's time for the girls to decide

whether their partnership

is the start of something special.

- Last time, after Amy made her

choice

- Hannah.

- ♪ Listen to your heart

♪ Take a listen to it ♪

..others questioned the decision.

- I'm happy for her.

But will it last?

- The girls made big steps in their

future together.

- Are you falling in love with Eva?

- Yes.

- Do you regret picking me over me Fi?

- No, I don't.

- Before a wild party

- g*y panic.

- ..shattered the Masseria.

- I've heard a few conversations about

Hannah and Amy.

- I can speak for myself. You know

that, right?

- Are you just talking sh*t behind my

back?

- You literally just threw me under

the bus.

- I'm trying to get rid of the tension

here.

- I don't feel like I need group

therapy.

- Cannot be arsed.

- Welcome to I Kissed A Girl.

♪ We go like fire and gasoline

♪ My kerosene ♪

- How did everyone sleep?

- It's the penultimate morning in the

Masseria for our

four remaining couples.

- How is everyone feeling?

- I actually really loved that party.

- Yeah, same.

I need more parties like that.

- You were dancing!

- But after last night's drama, not

everyone's raving about the party.

- Morning, Priya and Naee. Are they

awake?

- Yeah.

- Good morning.

- Soon the girls must make a huge

decision at the final kiss off -

whether to commit to a relationship

back home

or call time on their summer of love.

- Come on then!

- Let's go!

- Eee!

- But first, there's the small matter

of last night's tension to resolve.

And no, I'm not talking about the

latex.

- f*ck me. We can't be like that for

the next two days.

- I know.

- Like us three couples and then just

them, like, that's

- Yeah.

- But if that's what they want, then

that's fine.

But, like, that sh*t's just weird.

And it's like, not really how it

should be.

- Like this is the first time I've

actually woken up pissed off.

Is it wrong to say that everyone is

pissing me off?

- No, I understand.

- Like

- Totally.

Babe

- Everyone is pissing me off.

- I really get you.

- Everyone is just acting like nothing

happened last night.

And I'm just like, "How are you all

acting so fine knowing

"that we just got absolutely rammed up

the bum?"

And, oh, it was grating me a little

bit.

There's so much f*cking hypocrisy here

because everyone

has spoken about everyone.

- Everyone.

- So like, what the actual flip is

going on?

- I know, babe.

- I have to f*cking chat to Hannah.

I'll have to have a conversation with

Hannah, cos I just want

to clear the air and make the most of

the last couple days.

- ♪ If you never, if you never

♪ Just don't say a word. ♪

- I don't understand. It should be

Hannah in a bad mood.

- Yeah.

- Not them two.

- I am not in the mood today for

drama.

- I'm out of it.

- Mm-hm.

- I'm not I'm on the sidelines now.

- Yeah.

- It's between Hannah and Priya.

I was just trying to shine a bit of a

light on the issue,

but it just caused a bit of a sh*t

show.

And you know, Priya didn't really

handle it how I thought she would.

- We're sweet, though, aren't we?

- Yeah.

We're chilling.

- Not really anything to discuss.

- We're good.

- EVA LAUGHS

- I know.

- We're sweet.

- Really, really like Meg.

I'd like to see where, like, we're

going.

But with that chemistry test.

I feel like the fact that Meg answered

the falling in love

question as "Yes" has just been

playing on my mind.

I feel nervous with the pace that it's

going at.

- ♪ Is a waiting game ♪

Priya, you can't stay in the bedroom

all day.

And, Hannah, we can see you behind

those cushions.

Time to face the music, girls.

- It's so awkward.

- You got it, babe.

- I need to clear the air.

Especially for Amy's sake as well,

because that's one

of her best friends.

- ♪ What if it only gets colder? ♪

- Oh!

- Here we go.

- EVA GASPS

- Shut the front door.

- Already?

- Shut the front door.

- Can I just say, I don't want there

to be bad blood.

You say you're really straight up.

But you haven't been straight up with

me.

I just feel like you've been a

complete

..b*tch behind my back.

- I'm really not impressed right now.

Thanks, Eva, for bringing that up last

night.

Really appreciate it.

That whole "Oh, yeah, you talk too

much."

And like the one word to describe Amy,

I wouldn't have chose

"different" personally, I didn'tI

didn't know like.

To me, that

- I didn't mean it in a bad way.

- Yeah.

- Like I know where you're coming

from, it comes across

- Yeah.

- But I meant, like, everyone that

I've been with

has not been like Amy.

Like, she's different, but in a good

way.

- Yeah.

- It didn't come from a bad place.

- Yeah.

We've not really had many

conversations. She doesn't know me.

So for her to, like, judge me straight

off my back,

it's like, ridiculous.

- We've not got long left.

- Exactly.

- Let's make the most of it.

- Yeah.

- We don't have to be besties.

- Yeah.

- But for Amy's sake, I don't want it

to be awkward.

- Yeah, exactly.

Everything I've done up to this point

is because I love Amy

so much, and I just want the best for

her.

But from now on, I'm staying out of

it, and I'm not meddling any more.

- ♪ We are caught up in your love

affair. ♪

- How was that?

- She doesn't understand the way I

work because she doesn't

really know me.

And obviously the comments that I made

weren't

..serious.

- Mm-hm.

Like, it is muggy to be bitched about,

do you know what I mean?

And it's like, not nice to, like, have

to be civil with someone.

But I appreciate that from

- Oh, no, it's fine.

- I appreciate that because she is a

very good friend of mine in here.

- Yeah.

- Do you know what I mean? And that

like, means a lot to me.

I definitely was feeling the love from

Priya, which is nice,

but I was also feeling like, "Oh, it

could get sticky

"because there was tension between

like, a best friend of mine

"and like the girl that I'm paired up

with."

It's definitely difficult.

- ♪ I keep on running beside myself

♪

- I think there just needs to be a

group apology and

let's just get on with it.

I don't think this needs to taint the

remainder of our experience.

- ♪ I found my friends, I found my

friends

♪ Can't feel my hands, can't feel my

hands. ♪

- Right, guys. We're all gathered

together.

- We're gathered here today

- I just want to address the fact

that everyone's being severely shite

craic today.

- THEY LAUGH

- And not to make it awkward, but we

just need to clear the air.

Does everyone agree?

- Yeah.

- Everyone agree?

Whoo! Yeah, whoo!

- THEY CHEER

- I just want no bad blood.

Let's air out and then we can get on

with our last few days

in the Masseria.

- ALL: Three, two, one, lesbians!

♪ What a feeling ♪

- I just can't take you seriously.

- ♪ Being's believin' ♪

- Big, happy family.

- ♪ Pictures come alive ♪

- For our short amount of time that we

have left!

- This conversation is getting a bit

juicy, don't you think?

- THEY SCREAM

- We're really milking it!

- Ah!

- Um, I do the puns around here, thank

you.

- It's getting a bit saucy!

- Finally, peace has been restored in

the Masseria.

The girls can relax, unwind, but not

for long because here she comes.

♪ I've been waiting for you ♪

Whoa!

- Damn!

- ♪ I've been waiting for you ♪

- g*y panic, g*y panic, g*y panic.

Awooga!

- SHE LAUGHS

- Oh, my God!

- Oh!

- Holy crap.

- Tomorrow is the final kiss off and

you all have a big

decision to make.

Are you ready to commit and take your

relationship

into the real world?

Or is it time up on your summer of

love?

To give yourself time to think,

tonight

..you will be separated from your

partner.

- No!

Oh, God, I'm gonna cry. I'm literally

so devastated.

I don't get to spend the night with

Hannah tonight.

- You won't see each other until the

final kiss off.

- Oh, my God.

- It's a lot to think about, girls.

To help make up your mind,

your loved ones

THEY SCREAM

..are arriving

- No!

- ..very soon.

- Knowing that they're going to be

here in Italy is insane.

- Oh, my God.

- I'm gonna cry.

- Have the best evening and I will see

you all

tomorrow, right?

- You will.

- Oh, my God!

- Thank you so much.

- See you tomorrow, Dannii.

Oh, my God!

- I hope my sister's here.

- I really hope my brother's here.

It would mean the absolute world for

Eva to meet my dad

and my brother. They mean so, so, so

much.

- ♪ Did you miss me?

♪ I've been so messed up since you

stopped calling ♪

- I'm so nervous.

This will be the first girl that

they've ever met.

- Mm.

- No pressure.

- It's all right.

- ♪ I don't know what to tell ya I

don't know what to say ♪

- You excited about your sister

coming?

- Yeah. She is me.

- Yeah?

- A blonde version of you?

- She's the blonde version of me.

- Do you think I'll fancy her?

- Yeah, you actually will fancy her,

and she'll fancy you.

I have two l*sbian sisters,

so the g*y gene is rife in our family.

- I just have this, like, pre-guilt

because my exes have, like,

been, like, "You literally met my mum,

and you did this to me,"

and I'm like, "Oh, stop!"

I normally get on with mums so well,

but, in this case, I'm pooping my

pants a wee bit.

- ♪ Here I go

♪ How does it feel? How does it feel?

♪ Just tell me something. ♪

- Your smile's so cute, man.

- Aw!

I bet you're excited.

- Yeah, and, I'm like This is her

first time flying.

- Is it really her first time flying?

- Yeah.

- Oh, my gosh!

- Me and my mum are very close,

and her first time going to a

different country,

so I'm really proud of her, and I am

excited to see her.

- My dad is 73 and then my mum is 57.

It's like

- LAUGHING:

- Imagine when I was born, you was

like you were like,

"23 years later, you're going to be

visiting a house in Italy

"full of lesbians."

- THEY LAUGH

- A 73-year-old Punjabi man in a house

full of lezzers!

- We're iconic.

- I know, right?

Coming out,

I was definitely more afraid to tell

my dad than I was my mum.

- ♪ Only me and you ♪

- I'm such a Daddy's girl, but he just

accepted me for who I was

and he's going to love me, regardless

of what gender I date.

- ♪ Only me and you. ♪

- I can't wait to see Naee with your

dad.

- I know! That'll be so cute!

- Naee's just going to be like, "Your

daughter, type sh*t."

- "So, yeah, she's a right ting."

- "She's a leng ting."

- I feel like I'm usually good meeting

people's parents,

but I'm sh1tting myself.

- ♪ You, me, we just wanna waste some

time

♪ Do just what we like, yeah ♪

- I need to make a good impression.

I really need this to work.

- I don't even know whether I'm

supposed to hold hands

during this thing or not.

I'm going to overthink absolutely

f*cking everything

about my being right now.

I'm praying to God that I can find

words

and don't just turn into a shell of

myself.

- No panic, but friends and family

have landed,

and they're ready to help the girls

come to the right decision

at the final Kiss-Off.

- Going to be sick. Bleurgh!

I'm literally sitting there

- Good luck!

Good luck, and don't f*ck it up.

First impressions matter a lot,

especially when it comes

to meeting the parents. Mum and Dad -

that's a big deal.

- ♪ I got my fingers crossed ♪

Meeting Amy for the first time are

Hannah's mum and dad.

♪ Can't take my eyes off you ♪

- Don't cry!

Oh!

- Ciao, bambina.

- Nice to meet you, I'm Amy. Lovely to

meet you.

- It's such a surreal feeling, seeing

my parents in the Masseria.

- I'm Amy, lovely to meet you.

- Hello!

- And I'm literally introducing them

to a new girl.

- Two beautiful girls.

- Gorgeous!

- Here to meet Hannah

are Amy's sister and best friend.

- Seeing Lucy and Lucia, my heart

feels so full.

- From the beginning, were you paired

up?

- No, we weren't.

Honestly

- Oh, really?

- ..I've had a journey in here.

Hannah was, like

- The last.

- ..the most recent person to come in.

- Yeah.

- Oh, really?

- I was, like

- What?!

- ..one of the last girls to come in.

- Have you been causing causing

drama?

- Well, yeah.

- Unintentionally.

- Unintentionally.

- But it's all good, like

- Was it instant attraction?

- I walked in and I saw her, and I

went, "Who is that?!"

- She's like, "She's fit."

- I know, I literally did.

- THEY LAUGH

- "OK!"

- You really do look so cute together.

- Yeah.

- Do we?

- You really do.

Gorgeous pair.

- Stop!

- She kept telling me about you.

- Yeah!

- She was like, "You'd better not

fancy my sister!"

- "Better not fancy my sister."

Me and my little sister, we're

besties

- She was like, "What if I fancy her?"

- Do you fancy me?

- Yeah!

- ..except when we end up fancying the

same girl,

and then it'scompetition.

- I'll see you tomorrow.

- See you tomorrow, babes.

Ah! You good?

- MUSIC: In For The k*ll by La Roux

- Can you guys, like?

- ♪ I'm going in for the k*ll

♪ I'm doing it for a thrill

♪ Oh, I'm hoping you'll understand

♪

- Awkward! Especially considering I

just met them,

but they just had to watch!

- ♪ And not let go of my hand ♪

I love a good PDA!

- Get a room!

- PARENT display of affection!

- Oh

- You're actually nervous?

- Does it show?

- No, not at all.

- I feel physically sick.

- Ahhh!

- ♪ There's not a moment

♪ I don't want to talk to you ♪

On their way to meet Cara

- Hello, Mum!

- ..are Georgia's mum and family

friend.

- Hello, Georgia. All right, love?

- Fancy seeing you here.

- Fancy!

- Having my mum and Sandy here

This is Cara.

- Hello.

- ..makes things feel a lot more real.

- Joining are Cara's mum and brother.

- Ahh!

I've definitely never introduced a

girl to my family,

so this is a big deal for me.

- Hiya. I'm Georgia. Pleased to meet

you.

- You too.

- Their opinion means so, so much to

me.

Like, it really taints my view of

someone

if my family doesn't like them.

- So, have you had a good time?

- Yeah, it's been good.

- So yous connected from the minute

you've met?

- Yeah.

- We went through our ups and downs in

here.

There were so many miscommunications

of, like, getting in our own head, and

then we'd get, like, upset

because we weren't, like, saying

anything.

- Yeah.

- And then we've worked out.

- Have you guys met any of Cara's

partners before?

- Cara, and nearly all of my children,

have a very limited dating history,

so it's not

- Yeah.

- Don't just say that on TV!

- Don't know what's wrong with us.

- Nothing, nothing!

- I've only ever brought one person

home to meet my family,

and it didn't go the best, so

hopefully it went well.

- ♪ I'm running low on serotonin

♪ Chemical imbalance got me

twisting ♪

- Not nervous about my side, I'm

nervous about your side.

- I am. I'm nervous about my side.

- Why?

- I'm a Daddy's girl.

- Oh, my God.

- MEG LAUGHS

SHE PUFFS

- It's all a bit nerve-racking, isn't

it?

Like, I feel like thisthis means

business.

Like, it's getting serious.

- Heading to meet Eva are Meg's dad

and brother.

- Oh!

My dad's very protective over me.

I don't usually speak to my dad about

relationships

or people that I'm with.

- I'm Eva, nice to meet you. And

you're?

- Neil.

- Neil?

I already knew that. I already knew

that.

- Yeah, yeah.

- I really, really hope that he likes

her.

- So, Eva, where do you, er?

Ireland.

- Yeah.

- Ireland, yes. Yeah, yeah. Northern

Ireland. So, like, Belfast.

- Ah.

- Ah, right.

- Northern Irish.

- Hello!

- Joining the welcome party are Eva's

bestie and her sister.

- Meeting someone's family is a lot of

pressure for me.

Like, I am genuinely so scared

of being committed to anyone ever

again.

Kind of, like, walk you through, like,

how we kind of

- Yeah.

- Go on. Go on, yeah.

- Meg and I kind of did a bit of a

wife swap situation.

- Oh, OK!

- Basically, I started off as the

comforting person,

and we were like a

- OTHERS:

- Oh!

- No!

- Savage.

- So I think we were able to, like,

build it quite naturally.

- Good.

- A natural, mutual bond.

- Yeah, like, get to know each other,

personality as well,

and then we built on that.

- Yeah.

Do yous have any questions for us?

- My questions were more like,

"Oh, I'm going to come in, I'm going

to interrogate you.

"You know, what job you're doing, how

old you are."

But now you're just a really nice

person,

so I don't really know what to

- Oh, thanks.

- She is lovely.

I'm so happy that my dad and my

brother

seem to really like her.

It's like a little glimpse into the

future.

- Cheers tothis experience, I

guess?

- Meeting you guys.

- And meeting everyone. And meeting

everyone.

- ALL:

- Cheers!

- I have to say, I'm so happy that

that's over and done with.

I think it went quite well.

Like, I don't see anywhere it could

have went better.

- ♪ You

♪ You're the colour if you only knew

♪ We could be beautiful ♪

- It's just as, like, nerve-racking as

bringing a girlfriend home.

- Mm, true.

- After jetting in

on her very first flight,

it's Naee's mum.

- Oh, hi!

- Hi, Mum.

- Hi!

Aww

Hi, baby.

- I missed you.

- I've missed you loads, darling.

- Come and meet Priya.

- Aww, bless you.

- Growing up, I've always had to,

like, look after my mum

because she suffers from

osteoarthritis and fibromyalgia.

- And look at the grin!

The grin says it all.

- Coming out to my mum was necessary.

There was always something just

weighing on me.

I didn't want to hide any more.

It helped me to just, like, be myself.

- It's going well with you both?

- Really well. Really well.

Naee's amazing.

- I know. I know she is!

- I'm glad my mum was there for me

when I came out.

She has so much love to share with

everyone.

Like, she's just the best person in

the world.

- I see where she gets her smile from.

- PRIYA LAUGHS

- Hi!

- And joining them are Priya's mum and

dad.

- Hello!

- Hi!

- THEY LAUGH

- Aww!

- Mummy and Daddy came!

Hi, Daddy!

- Hello!

- Oh, it's just like home came to me.

This is Naee.

- Hello.

- I'm Naee. Nice to meet you.

- How are you doing?

- I'm good.

- He's kind of shy,

so I really didn't expect my dad to

come, I'm not going to lie.

- So how's it been?

- TOGETHER: It's been really fun.

- Yeah!

- Literally at the same time.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, we've had a great time.

- Looks like it, yeah.

- Mm.

- Yeah.

- YVONNE:

- And you two look so happy.

- Really!

CLAIRE:

- They do.

And you've been together since the

start?

From day one?

- PRIYA AND NAEE: From day one.

Wow.

- Yeah.

- Really?!

- There was also another girl that was

interested in Naee at the time.

- - Oh, my goodness!

- I knew there would be.

I knew there would be.

- A little bit of drama. A little bit.

- OK.

- Yeah.

- Popular girl.

- Yeah.

I won.

- THEY LAUGH

- Of course. I mean, look at her.

- Had to fight her off with a stick.

- Aww. I know - I can see why she won.

- Aww!

- I can see it.

I can see it.

- Thank you so much.

Feels like we've known each other,

like

- BOTH: ..ages.

- Yeah.

- Even talking at the same!

- YVONNE:

- I know! They are, aren't they?

We could hear you laughing.

- Could you?

- From over there. On the sand, we

could hear you.

- She laughs a lot.

- I do, I do, yeah.

But Naee's really funny.

- Oh, she is. She is.

- Yeah, she's hilarious.

- She's a little joker. She is.

- Looks like you've had a great time,

then.

- Yeah.

- I was nervous, but it was fine,

meeting Priya's dad - he was chill.

He's a sound guy.

They like me, I think.

- ♪ Oh-oh

♪ You can't do better ♪

Time for goodbyes, because the couples

won't see each other

until they meet at the final Kiss-Off

tomorrow.

Now let's get into it.

What did their loved ones really

think?

- So what are you thinking about

tomorrow?

Like, are you going to turn around?

- I wouldn't say she is somebody that

I'd go for back home.

Do you know what I mean?

- I think

- I was surprised.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- But it's refreshing.

- Ha.

Lucy knows me like nobody else.

And then Lucia, like, knows me on,

like, a social level

and, like, what I'm like back home.

So their opinions mean, like, the most

to me.

It's such early days, and it's like, I

am thinking about

all of these little bumps that we've

had.

- Considering it's such early days

and you feel like there have been

these little bumps

- I know.

- ♪ Lonely, lonely, lonely ♪

- She's lovely.

- Yeah, I liked her.

- Like, I want to give it a shot, but

in my gut, I'm just like,

is there that slight chance that she

doesn't want the same?

I don't want

..to put all of my eggs in her basket

and she's not thinking the same.

- At the end of the day, it's your

happiness.

And if you're not happy, then

- I am happy.

- Right, well, there you go.

- I am happy, I'm just worried and

stressing.

I feel like my head's going to

explode.

- Well, that's part of life with any

relationship - you always worry.

- Oh, well

- You're going to have your ups and

downs.

- Well, we'll just have to see what

happens.

- Yep.

- I've never seen you do touchy-feely

before.

- I don't, no, cos I'm not a

touchy-feely

I genuinely don't know what's

happening to me.

I genuinely don't understand. I've

just kind of got used to

Obviously, when I'm feeling

uncomfortable,

I'll just cling to Georgia. I don't

know what it is.

Like, she's just

- Makes you feel safe.

- Yes.

- RUAIRI LAUGHS

- My mammy and brother would have no

issues

with saying if they didn't like

someone,

and they know what's good for me.

- She's really pretty. I can see the

connection.

- The fact that they're really

welcoming to Georgia

is definitely a good sign.

- What you need to ask yourself is,

do yous like each other enough to sort

of, like, give this a go?

- ♪ And a lust for life

- And a lust for life

- ♪ And a lust for life

- And a lust for life

- ♪ Keeps us alive

- Keeps us alive ♪

- Would you like it to be more after

this?

- Yeah. Yeah.

- Cos obviously you've got your

football relocation.

- Football's a massive part of, like,

who I am and where I live,

but I feel like it can work if you're,

like, with the right person

and you're both willing to put work

in.

She's got her own thing. I feel like

that's what I've always wanted.

- Yeah.

- So they're not, like, constantly

like,

"Why are you at training?"

- Yeah.

- Like, "Don't go to training

tonight."

- Yeah.

I'm happy for both of you.

- Yeah.

- Because, you know, you did look

lovely together.

- Thanks. Thanks, Mum.

- Yeah, it's just lovely to see.

- It's nice to hear them say that,

cos they've obviously seen me in other

relationships,

stressed out my head with football.

So it's nice for them to see me and

say, "You look happy."

Why am I crying?

- ♪ And the colour of the sky looking

nice-o-nice

♪ You know, you know, you know ♪

- I really like her.

I feel like she has, like, potential

to be my girlfriend, you know?

- Oh, wow!

- Yeah.

- This is a first.

I've never heard you speak about

anyone like this before.

And you haven't stopped smiling.

- Thanks, Mum.

- She seems lovely.

- Yeah.

- There's been, like, no arguments.

Like, nothing. Other couples have had

problems.

- Really?

And you made more friends here, which

is quite good.

- Yeah, and I think that's

I think that's one of the most

important things,

because that's what you've moaned

about so much

- I know.

- ..is that you don't know anybody

your age.

- Exactly, yeah.

- ..who's g*y.

- Exactly. And now I have loads!

- And now you have friends all over

the place.

- Yeah, I've had a great time here.

- Good.

- Honestly.

- Good.

- Dad's like, "I bet you have!"

- THEY LAUGH

- It was so nice to see him, cos I'm

so close with my dad.

I'm a Daddy's girl.

- OK, lovely?

- Bye, Daddy. Mwah!

Oh!

I definitely got some good vibes off

my parents,

so, yeah, that really made my heart

warm.

- ♪ Got me losing all my cool ♪

- A bit different to usual type.

- She's not your usual type.

- No.

- I know.

It was built off a friendship first.

- Which is good!

- Yeah. Probably the best way to go

about it.

- Means you get along well.

- Yeah.

These past couple of days,

I have been in my head a little bit

about it.

- I can imagine.

- It has been freaking me out.

Like, the fear of commitment.

- But you can't live your life in

fear.

You have to just live it.

- Yeah.

The last few days, I have been feeling

a little bit of pressure

because I don't want to hurt Meg, and

I'd never want to do that.

So I don't want to commit if I you

know, I'm not ready to.

But, at the same time, the connection

and what we've built here

is very different to what I've done in

the past.

- Maybe that's what you need to focus

on,

is the thing that she's giving you

that no-one has before.

- What do yous think of her, like?

- I don't know!

- You

- Yeah, she's all right. Yeah.

- I think Morgan wasn't giving too

much away.

Kind of made me think,

"Oh, maybe I'm, like, thinking too

optimistically about it."

And now I've only got one thing on my

mind,

which is the final Kiss-Off.

- ♪ No

♪ Please don't cry ♪

- Yeah, she's lovely. She's great.

- She's not done owt bad, has she?

She's not done owt that's made you go,

"Hmmquestionable"?

- She has got

.."The Player" name.

- OK.

- Yeah, she does seem confident, to be

fair,

but you're also confident.

- Some people I've been with go really

shy around you

- Mm.

- ..and don't speak much.

But for her to be like that straight

away with you says a lot.

- Yeah, I like her.

- Yeah, I do like her.

She seems good.

- First impressions, I like her.

- Yeah.

I was so nervous that my dad wasn't

going to like Eva,

but now I've kind of got the seal of

approval,

honestly, it's like being on cloud

nine.

- Sibling! Oh!

- ♪ Change your mind

♪ I really thinking of running ♪

Our couples have been separated for

their last night

to really think about their big

decision tomorrow

at the final Kiss-Off.

If they truly see a future together,

they'll turn to their partner.

But if, in their heart of hearts, they

don't see it working,

then they must not turn.

- I feel like on a massive high right

now.

Without sounding cringe,

I'm actually falling in love with the

girl.

- Ah!

- Like, I swear to God.

- I think we figured that out in the

chemistry test yesterday.

- Well, I am l*sbian, so it wouldn't

be surprising if I did say,

"Oh, yes, I'm falling in love with

Naee."

It's in our blood. So I guess I'm, you

know, on track.

- I asked my friend, "What do you

think of Meg?"

And she was like, "Oh, she's all

right."

- "All right"?

- Yeah.

So it was just a bit like"Oh."

SoI don't know!

On one side, she's this amazing, sweet

girl.

Like, I feel so secure with her.

But, on the other hand,

we are moving at two different paces,

almost.

I have this thing in the back of my

head, being like,

"I don't want to lead her on because

she is an amazing person."

- Ah! Beddy time.

- God, it does feel a bit like a

wedding day, doesn't it?

- I'll yous all at the altar, yeah?

- Oh!

- ♪ I kissed a girl and I liked it

♪ Sipped her like an Old Fashioned

♪

- Are you stressing and overthinking

it as well?

- I think she should have picked

Fiorenza.

- Really?

- Stop it!

Don't say that.

- No, cos they had such a deep

emotional connection.

She just didn't want to ruin the

friendship.

- But that'sthat's not the point.

Like, the point is she picked you.

Like, there was obviously something

missing.

- What if she doesn't pick me again?

I'm just nervous. Like, I don't know

if we're on the same page or not.

Like, I hope we are,

but I cannot get it out of my head.

I hate it.

- The night-before nerves are hitting

hard.

Who knew it was even possible to have

cold feet in Italy?

♪ I kissed a girl

♪ No surprises

♪ I really, really liked it. ♪

MUSIC: I Can't Wait by Nu Shooz

♪ Baby, I-I-I can't wait ♪

- I can't believe it's the last

morning.

- Definitely strange not waking up

next to Cara.

Obviously, it sounds silly to say,

like, "Distance makes the heart grow

fonder,"

when they're literally probably, like,

200 yards away from us,

but, like, yeah, I've missed it a

little bit.

- Oh, good morning!

- Oh, my God, it's quiet!

Waking up this morning, we all look

like goblins

because we've let our true selves out.

- It's giving, like, Hannibal Lecter,

low-key.

- That's exactly what I'm thinking.

- That is scary.

- Did you, like, manage to sleep or

were you?

- No, I couldn't, like, really sleep.

I was stirring. Like, in and out.

No. Bad sleep for me.

I don't know what Amy's going to do.

I'm just

..overthinking and scared that she's

not going to turn.

Yeah, I'm nervous.

- Yeah, I'm actually f*cking sh1tting

myself.

Distance makes the heart grow fonder.

But in this case, it's just f*cked my

head up completely.

- So it's the final Kiss-Off today.

Who's ready to traumatise our parents?

- THE OTHERS WHOOP

- Oh, God!

- And it's almost time.

So, girls, you'd better get a wriggle

on!

- ♪ Da-da-da ♪

- Having everyone's friends and family

watching that final Kiss-Off moment is

just so insane!

- ♪ Something in the way you love me

♪ Won't let me be ♪

- I know that Georgia and I have been

like an OG couple.

Not having that communication with

each other

is just like making me go mad, cos

then we're overthinking.

My eyebrows aren't cooperating!

So, yeah, I'm nervous.

- ♪ Borderline ♪

- What would yous do if I didn't turn

for her?

Would you be shocked?

- My jaw would be on the floor,

but I'd support you through whatever,

babe.

- I woke up this morning and I'm like,

"Phwoar! Come on, let's go!"

However, there is that little bit of

doubt in the back of my mind.

But I guess I'll just have to see.

- ♪ You just keep on pushing my love

♪ Over the borderline ♪

- Whoo! This is it, ladies.

- ALL:

- Mwah!

- That's how we started it, wasn't it?

- Regardless of how it goes, we all

love each!

- Yeah, exactly.

- Whoo!

- ♪ I want love

♪ Baby, tonight, I want it ♪

It's the moment of truth. The final

Kiss-Off is here.

- I say kiss, you say off.

Kiss.

- Off!

- Kiss.

- Off!

- Will the girls turn to a future

together?

Or will it be time up on their summer

of love?

Looks like the girls are ready.

Fizz is at the ready.

Friends and family are ready.

- Keep having to pinch myself. Is this

actually happening?

- All we need now is the queen of the

Masseria.

♪ I want love

♪ Baby, tonight, I want it

♪ I want love

♪ Don't try to fight me on it

♪ I want you and me ♪

THEY CHEER

♪ There's no confusion

♪ Breakin' all our New Year's

resolutions

♪ I want love

♪ You and me, there's no confusion

♪ Breakin' all our New Year's

resolutions

♪ I want love. ♪

Hello!

Welcome to the Masseria.

THEY WHOOP

Now it's time for the girls to decide

whether their partnership is the start

of something special.

Are they willing to put in the work

on the foundations that they've built

here?

♪ This is as good a place to fall as

any ♪

Will they commit to each other in

front of you, friends and family?

♪ Make me your Maria ♪

Or do they feel, hand on heart,

that it's best to call time on their

summer of love

and let each other go?

♪ This is his body, this is his

love ♪

First up, it's Georgia and Cara.

- The whole time we've been in here,

I've just tried to be true to myself,

so I've just got to do what's right

for me and, like, go from there.

- SHE PUFFS

- I'm absolutely panicking about the

Kiss-Off.

I don't know what she's thinking.

I am so, so, so nervous.

- Just breathe and take a moment.

If you want to stay with your girl,

then turn and kiss her.

- Obviously we've had like, twists and

turns.

We've had, like, a bit of a journey in

here,

but I've always felt quite secure in

knowing what Cara's going to do.

But with every Kiss-Off, there's

always been a thought of, like,

"Oh, what if she doesn't turn?"

- But if you want to call time on your

summer of love,

then don't turn.

- Georgia and I have been living in a

bubble in here.

When I start overthinking, I start

spiralling

and then think of worst-case

scenarios.

So there's a lot more to think about

outside of the Masseria.

- Girls, if you're ready to commit,

then seal it with a kiss

..now.

HEARTBEAT THUDS

♪ Oh, no, no

♪ I think about the love you gave

every day

♪ I think about the hope you gave and

took it away ♪

- Oh

- GEORGIA CHUCKLES

Ahhhhh!

There's, like, one word - "Ahhhhh!"

Ah

Look at MY hands!

- I know.

It was a bit touch-and-go, wasn't it?

- I know.

Oh, my God, the roller-coaster we've

had here is actually insane.

- You're both beaming.

It's amazing to have this moment where

you've shared this kiss

in front of your loved ones.

Thank you so much!

GUESTS APPLAUD

This makes me so happy.

This is what we're here for. We're

here for love.

- Me and Cara's definitely, like,

surpassed

any expectations I think I had coming

in here.

But, then again, I think my

expectations

were, like, pretty low. Ha!

- f*ck!

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.

- I can't imagine you two being with

anyone else.

Like, it's justit's insane.

Next up, Amy and Hannah.

♪ Say what I want Say what I need ♪

- I feel like I've definitely had a

journey in here.

But, in the end, ended up with Hannah

and it just feels right.

- ♪ That girl I see

♪ When did I become that girl? ♪

- There is a part of me that's worried

that she isn't going to turn for me.

I'm nervous for what's going to come

of it.

I don't know if I want to turn or not.

Ah!

- Girls, I know your hearts are

pounding right now,

but we're all here with you.

Take your time.

I'm sure it's been a long night.

If you want to stay with your girl,

then turn and kiss her.

- Maybe our energies aren't, like,

what I would usually go for.

But, at the last Kiss-Off, I took a

leap by choosing Hannah over Fi,

and it's definitely paid off.

- If you want to call time on your

summer of love,

then don't turn.

- I need to have my back and decide

what's best for me.

- If you're ready to commit, then seal

it with a kiss

..now.

HEARTBEAT THUDS

♪ Maybe one day our story will be told

♪ To two million ♪

Oh, OK.

Turn and face me.

♪ This universe holds many words

♪ Ours are eternal ♪

Why didn't you turn?

- I think you're amazing, Amy.

There is a physical connection there,

but I just don't think that emotional

connection is 100% there.

And obviously Fiorenza

I think you guys are more suited for

each other.

- How do you feel?

- I'm gutted, I can't lie.

Just feeling a lot of emotions right

now.

I didn't expect it, to be honest.

- Yeah.

♪ Now I have your world, I'll always

keep the lights on ♪

- I'm such, like, a lover.

And, like, that is truly the reason

why I came in here.

And it's just

..just sad it hasn't ended that way.

- You've been honest, though

- Yeah.

- ..and that's what I've asked for.

- Yeah, I didn't want to

- Just so everyone's family and

friends know,

I've really asked these girls to be

honest,

and, do they think that this is really

something

that's going to work?

- My heart just sank when I saw her

face,

and I knew that she'd turned.

Knowing that there could have been

something there,

leaving, I felt really guilty.

- I've had an absolute journey in

here.

- Mm.

- And, you know, it's It is, like,

disheartening

because Hannah really, like, did

change all that.

- Yeah.

- If it's meant to be, it will be.

- You don't know if you don't try.

I know you've made friends

that I can see lasting for a very,

very long time.

- It's been a bit of a roller-coaster

and I'm so proud of myself, I am.

And like, I've got a new family coming

out of this

- SHE SIGHS

- ..and that means everything.

- ♪ Maybe one day I will call you my

own

♪ To two million. ♪

Next up, Eva and Meg.

♪ I've been taking chances ♪

- Meg's an amazing girl.

She has made me feel so comfortable,

so secure.

- ♪ From my heart and from my soul

♪

- She's been unbelievable.

Not like any other girl that I've even

talked to before.

She cares a lot about me and I care a

lot about her.

- ♪ That's all right

♪ That's all right ♪

- From the start, me and Eva, we got

on like a house on fire.

We had that emotional connection, that

bond.

She's always been there for me, like I

have with her.

- ♪ Road to road ♪

- I know what I'm going to do.

However, I don't know what's going on

inside Eva's head.

- Girls, I'm here with you. Go with

your heart.

Be honest.

If you want to stay with your girl,

then turn and kiss her.

- This is the most difficult decision

I've had to make.

I'm so scared. So scared.

- But if you want to call time on your

summer of love,

then don't turn.

- My decision is based on what my

heart is telling me to do.

And I'm hoping she's missed me as much

as I've missed her.

- Girls, if you're ready to commit

..then seal it with a kiss

..now.

HEARTBEAT THUDS

Turn and face me.

It's a big decision.

Meg, I'm so sorry.

Eva how did you come to this

decision?

- I feel like, on the outside, I would

have done her a disservice

and wouldn't have been able to fully

commit.

The chemistry test made me realise

that we were at two different places,

and I don't want Meg to have to wait

around for me to play catch-up.

- ♪ When you broke me first

♪ You broke me first ♪

SHE SNIFFS

Really wanted you to be honest with

each other,

with yourselves first.

And we could see the other day your

heart was wide open -

you were ready to race right in.

- Yeah.

She's an amazing girl.

She really is.

I was so just shocked.

It's just upset me

cos, you know, you just want to care

for someone so much,

like, you've got so much love to give.

- ♪ Like me, I did ♪

Can I hold your hand for a second?

You are so loved. You're so beautiful.

You will find the right person.

SHE BREATHES SHAKILY

I know this has been really tough,

but it's so important to make a

truthful decision,

not turn and not be able to follow

through.

- Watching Meg get upset actually

broke my heart.

But I needed to put my care and

respect for Meg first,

knowing that I wouldn't have been able

to 100% commit

when I left the Masseria.

- One of the most beautiful things

that I've seen

is that you have the biggest, biggest

open heart.

- I do.

I know this has happened with me and

Eva,

but I'm leaving here with such, such

an amazing group of q*eer girls

that I didn't have before.

- ♪ You broke me first

♪ You broke me first ♪

- I guess it means my match is still

out there somewhere,

waiting for me.

Sofingers crossed I find them.

- Finally, Naee and Priya.

MUSIC: Dreams by The Cranberries

- Everyone knows that me and Priya are

strong.

It could be a perfect match.

- ♪ In every possible way ♪

WHISPERING: Breathe.

- I'll try.

- ♪ Then I open up and see ♪

- I think we feel the same about each

other, so that's not the issue.

It's just doing it in front of

everyone that is making me nervous.

- If you want to stay with your girl,

then turn and kiss her.

- I'm going to follow my heart and I

hope Naee does the same thing.

You never know. I mean, it's the final

Kiss-Off.

- Girls, if you're ready to commit,

then seal it with a kiss

..now.

HEARTBEAT THUDS

CHEERING

♪ Finally it has happened to me

♪ Right in front of my face

♪ My feelings can't describe it ♪

Oh, my goodness! Yes!

So much nervous energy.

- Oh, my God, I'm shaking.

- I've never seen you shake before!

- My feelings for Naee are very

strong.

Going down the the long-term route.

- You were a solid match, right from

the word go.

- Yeah.

- Naee, you've been through so much

growth.

- I feel amazing that I found someone

that I think is, like, perfect for me.

- She's my comfort. She's my little

safety blanket.

And, yeah, is my person.

- Mm-hm.

- This makes me so happy.

Everyone, give it up for Priya and

Naee!

♪ I'm going crazy just to let you know

♪ You be amazed how much I love you

so, baby ♪

Thank you for being so honest, girls,

and sharing so much with all of us,

from your first kiss in the Masseria

to the last.

And although there may not have been a

path to love,

I hope that it leads to amazing

friendships.

Girls, never change who you are, stay

proud

and love who you want to love.

♪ Let's go party! ♪

THEY CHEER

♪ This time, I know it's for real ♪

- It's been up and down,

but let's leave on a high note and

party.

- MUSIC: Thinking 'Bout Us (VIP Mix)

by Dannii Minogue

- Let's go, lesbians!

- This is - one-hunny-p -

the best hot q*eer girl summer I have

ever had in my life, ever.

- ♪ You know I'm thinking 'bout us

♪

- I'm leaving here more g*y than when

I arrived,

and I don't even know how that's

possible.

- ♪ I'm thinking 'bout us ♪

- This summer has been the best summer

of my life.

I mean, come on. Every g*y girl's

dream.

- ♪ You know, I'm thinking 'bout us. ♪

THEY CHEER

♪ I never had this rush in my body

♪ I never thought I'd feel something

new ♪

- Sexy girls and Dannii Minogue. I

feel so blessed.

My time has beeniconic.

- ♪ I never felt like this with

somebody ♪

- You're such a wonderful daughter

and

- Aw!

- ..you've brought so much light into

my life and I'm just so proud.

- Awww!

- I love you.

- Stop it. You're going to make me cry

again!

- ♪ I never had this rush in my body

♪ I never thought I'd feel something

new ♪

- Love you.

- I wouldn't have wanted anybody else.

- Same.

- I kissed a girl and I really, really

liked it.

- Well, what an incredible summer.

Well done, girls.

Boys, you're next.

♪ Hold on to me under neon lights

♪ Take me by the hand into the night

♪ Yeah, we could be the one

- Oh

- ♪ We could be the one, and

♪ Get in the car, let the music start

♪ Have a little faith, need to open up

♪ Yeah, we could be the one

- Oh

- ♪ We could be the one

- Oh

- ♪ Neon nights, and we are kissing

Neon nights, and we are kissing

♪ Neon nights, and we are kissing. ♪