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01x04 - Episode 4

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Kissed a Girl". Aired: 5 May 2024 –present.*
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Series follows ten single sapphic women who are matched up and meet for the first time "...with a kiss.

01x04 - Episode 4

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This programme contains

some strong language

Five new couples met

with a first kiss.

She's a beautiful girl.

It was perfect.

whilst others did not survive. Ahh!

Do you feel like you don't

want to be with me?

I'm never that girl!

Where are you kind of at?

I do wish there was a bit more raw

sexual attraction from my part.

Maybe I'm just looking

for a princess

and she's giving prince.

And just when the girls

were finding their feet

I'm attracted to you. Very much.

I do feel, like,

quite connected to Meg.

Classic Amy move where she starts

getting crushes for her friends.

Do you get that with someone?

Mm. I get it with you sometimes.

..the path to love

took an unexpected turn.

Hi.

These pillars, they were chosen

by three new girls.

Girls!

Shut up! Oh, my God.

Oh! Shut UP!

What the hell?!

Welcome to I Kissed A Girl.

Well, girls, now you've all

made your choice,

I have something to tell you.

I didn't choose these pillars.

They were chosen by

three new girls

Oh, why?! Oh, my God.

..who are about to enter

the Masseria Ahh!

..right Shut up!

..now. Oh, no!

I am GAGGED!

Girls!

Woohoo!

Are You Gonna Be My Girl

by Jet

All right, we're good.

My name's Lailah and I used to

play football professionally.

My name's Beth

and I'm a paralegal from Bath.

My name's Em

and I'm a scientist from Surrey.

q*eer dating scene, I find that

everyone's dated each other.

Everyone knows everyone

and everyone's best friends

with their ex.

I've been dating, dating, dating

but I haven't found anyone yet.

These masc girls are like gold dust.

Where are they hiding?

I've had a very fun year

dating lots of lovely girls.

That sounds bad.

Girls often think that

I'm a pillow princess -

someone who just doesn't do

any work in the bedroom -

but I love to make my partner

feel great.

Can't wait to get in there and

hopefully someone wants to kiss me.

All right. Let's find myself a wife.

Hiya.

The shock of my life.

There was three.

Three new girls.

Hey, girls. Hi.

Welcome to the Masseria.

When I seen the girls come in,

bloody loved it.

And then my next kind of thought,

if I'm being honest, was, like,

"Does Meg fancy any of them?"

I'd like you to go and stand

by your pillar now.

I like the way she looks like

she's my type to a tee.

So, Lailah, why is communication

key for you?

Because I think no matter what you

and your partner are going through,

if you can talk it out, then usually

it ends up being all right.

She seems confident.

Like, she's just cool as a cucumber.

Em, adventure is key for you.

Yeah, it is.

So just someone free-spirited,

ready, up for a laugh

and just, yeah, open to travel.

Em is a darling!

I think she's got a gorgeous face.

Beth, sexual chemistry.

For me, it's one of the things

that differentiates it

from being really good friends.

Takes it out of the friend zone.

I get you.

As you'll see, for the new girls,

you're not alone,

and what better way to get

to know them than with a date?

Ooh!

So, Lailah, Em and Beth,

I will let you choose someone

who's standing next to

the pillar that you're at.

I will go for

..you.

Fiorenza!

OK.

Me and Fi are just getting close

and bloody Beth goes

and asks her out on a date.

But I don't blame her.

I mean, Fi is hot ashell.

Er, I'd like to take this girl on

a date tonight, please. OK.

Abbie, meet Em. Em, meet Abbie.

You're going on date night tonight.

I'm excited to go on a date.

It's pretty cool, to be fair.

I would like to take on a date

..this girl. Cara, meet Lailah.

I hope it starts, like,

raining and storming

and they're just sat outside

with no shelter.

Woohoo!

Right, girls, I hope you enjoy your

dates this evening. I'm excited!

Evacuate The Dancefloor

by Cascada

I'm out of here. Bye! Ciao!

Welcome, honey.

Three new girls, three first dates.

But first Sit wherever you please.

..one big l*sbian boat

that's about to be rocked.

They're all gorgeous girls.

You know, Em, she's got

those piercing blue eyes.

You've got Lailah,

who's just beautiful.

And then you have Beth,

another gorgeous femme.

Who doesn't love a femme?

We love a femme!

How are you all feeling?

Excited. Weird.

Excited for the fresh meat.

Just excited to get to know them,

to make sure that they feel welcome.

What's, like, the vibe with

the couples? Are people?

There's the couples

Some couples are coupling

and some couples are flirting.

OK. I'm with Cara.

I'm sorry.

And you're both footballers. Ooh!

Ahh! Stop. Sorry.

What position?

Er, centre back or left back.

Centre back. Oh, OK!

It seems like me and Georgia

have a lot in common.

We both play football.

And the fact that I've chosen her

girl to go on a date is not great.

What are your guys' types?

Typically, I go for more

feminine-looking women

with, like, kind of a tomboy edge.

My type is definitely more

masc vibe, short hair, tattoos

Tick, tick, tick! Yeah!

I'm wearing this long-sleeved top

and I just started rolling it up.

I was like

Fiorenza, the fast mover.

I thought you were into Amy!

Everyone that I've dated looks

a bit different, so OK.

More on the person and whether

they're fun, outgoing,

just can have a laugh

and just a bit genuine.

Like OK. Love that.

Literally a kid in a candy shop.

Everyone's good-looking.

Too much choice. Too much choice.

We'll see how it unfolds.

Fun, guys!

Just Can't Get Enough

by Depeche Mode

Get yourselves comfortable, girls.

You're so wet!

Maybe not that comfortable, Lisha.

Did I make you wet, baby?

Abbie's just across the pool.

Ooh They don't care.

Oh, they are sitting

Yeah.

Disrespected.

I'm such an overthinker.

No, you're not an overthinker.

You're just thinking the way that

everyone would normally think.

Lish and Meg are all over each other

right in front of me.

It does make you feel sh*t.

I guess that it could be

just a friendship thing,

but I would just rather know

if it's a bit more than that.

Don't overthink it.

I think you call that pose

the flying l*sbian.

Well, Abbie, maybe

tonight's date with Em

might take your mind off things -

though I can't quite

say the same for Amy.

I am slightly jealous that Beth

and Fi are going on a date.

I think I'd regret it

if I didn't, kind of

..say to Fi what I was feeling.

I have a wee crush on Fiorenza.

Do you have a wee crush on me?

Maybe a wee crush.

Maybe not.

No, but I did hear that

I have a wee crush. Oh!

Do you? Yeah, maybe a wee crush.

Maybe a wee crush.

But, yeah.

Yeah, that's whatI'm feeling.

Is that what you're feeling?

That's what I'm feeling.

Friends with benefits?

Amy's not, like, my usual type

at all, but

We've built up this friendship

and, like, we do flirt a lot

and it's kind of like,

"Where is this going?"

Hope you have a sh*t day.

Do you need help up?

Yeah, I do.

These new girls are definitely

creating a buzz

I'm so excited for my date. I can't

wait to get to know Fiorenza.

It's going to be good.

..but is everyone buzzing about them?

I wasn't bothered

about the new girls.

I know where me and Eva stand,

so I wasn't worried.

This is nice. Nice.

A bit of me. Bit of you!

What's your thoughts on Beth?

Like, do you find her attractive?

Oh, my God, you really like her!

How do you feel about Amy now?

Do you think there's still

potential there with the friendship

base? Yeah, honestly, I do.

I have a wee bit of

a crush on Amy.

And she told me that

she had a crush on me.

Oh I can't deal with Nah.

Oh, this is This is a lot.

l*sbian drama is so confusing.

This is a lot.

No, but I don't think it's drama.

I think cos we've just always

been flirty with each other, so

Yeah. Go on this date with Beth

and just see if the chemistry there

is Yeah. ..talking-wise. Yeah.

And I think that'll help you

decide between Meg and Beth.

Yeah. And then just see where it

goes from there, because.

No, Amy and Beth. Oh, sorry!

That chapter was closed.

Amy and Beth. Yeah.

You've got Fi, you've got Meg,

you've got Amy,

you've got flippin' Beth.

Oh, my God - I cannot keep up!

OK, let me help.

Beth's off on a date with Fiorenza,

who may still have a crush on Amy.

Cara has a date with Lailah,

and Abbie is getting glam

for her date with Em.

I'll wear red lipstick tonight

so you can tell

if I've had a kiss or not.

This is me keeping you on

your toes. Is it working?

Part of me is like,

just f*cking treat it like

No, this sounds awful,

but treat it

Treat it like you're not here.

Take it as it looks, yeah.

And see what happens and then

I'll definitely know. Ahh!

Who knows?

Sometimes, when I hang out

with Lish and Meg,

I do feel like a third wheel.

So, yeah,

I'm excited to go on a date

and, yeah, explore it

a bit more with Em.

Ready for our date? Shall we go?

Shall we link? Oh, wait. Let's

switch, let's switch, let's switch.

What the f*ck?

I f*cking

I hate this sh*t.

Like, I felt rattled

and I felt weird.

I've been trying to,

like, chill it out,

but then I'm like,

"Am I chilling out too much?"

And not, like Telling her,

"I f*cking love you." Yeah.

"I want your children." Yeah.

Cara being on a date

with someone else

definitely makes me feel

a bit weird.

I've always thought I'd be,

like, chill about it, but

..I don't feel

very chill about it.

I'm actually feeling excited

to go on a date.

I feel like I'm just going to have

to pick up on the vibes.

I don't know how it's going to go.

This is so cute.

This is so cute. We love!

Oh. Whoa!

Wahey!

You good?

That was so elegant. Oh, my gosh.

So elegant, yeah. Just crouch down.

I got the vibe that Cara and Georgia

are kind of like this,

but I'm going to test

the waters with Cara.

If I feel like she's a bit flirty,

then obviously I'll give it back.

Cheers. Eye contact. Oh, my God.

Come on. And you looked away!

I can't do it!

I cannot do eye contact.

Out of everyone here, you're

definitely most my type.

Yeah, I'd say the same back to you.

I was waiting for someone

like you to come in. Really?

Maybe a little bit.

What do you do for work?

I am a scientist in cancer research.

Yeah, so I'm a microbiologist.

I sit in the lab all day Wow.

..with cells and, like, work

on different cancer therapies.

So I actually went to uni to do

sport and exercise science.

I'm quite sporty, as well.

Why are you laughing at that?

I just love a sporty girl!

Abbie might like a sporty girl, but

Lisha's not playing ball tonight.

She walked out of the room

without saying bye. Really? Yeah.

It's something that

I wouldn't do. Yeah.

And she's been saying

some things like,

"I'm just going to pretend

that you're not here

"and just see how it goes.

Like, don't say it in front of me.

Yeah, I know. Do you know

what I mean? Yeah.

And she was dead-arse serious,

as well. Yeah.

I am anxious for Abbie

to come back from her date.

I don't know what's happening.

Abbie is keeping me on my toes,

definitely.

Let's figure out who's more

adventurous. OK.

Would you go in the rocket ship

up to space?

Yeah. Would you?

Would you? No! What?!

Would you jump out of a plane?

No. No? No!

I've already beaten you

on adventurous.

No, that's not fair!

Fair enough. We'll start again.

Start again, start again.

The date was so lovely.

Em is an unreal girl.

The conversation flowed.

Well, great, Abbie.

Looks like good convo is the key

to a girl's heart around here.

I think knowing that you picked

communication was really nice.

Yeah, I just want someone

that I can talk to, I think.

Especially not just having

superficial chat, like Yeah!

Like, deep stuff, too. Yeah.

Like, I want to be able

to actually open up.

We're not just always

taking the piss. Yeah.

I came out when I was, like, 14.

That was all fine. I was so lucky.

Like, you know

So you came out at 14? Mmmm.

You knew from a young age. Yeah!

You're, like, fully g*y? Like

Yeah. I've got my g*y card.

Your g*y card, yeah.

Would you say you just want to put

all your energy into Georgia or?

I'd say she's definitely

my focus right now.

It seems like Cara

is definitely into Georgia.

It's definitely friend vibes.

I finished my Master's in law.

Oh, so she's smart.

I'm a paralegal, so work

involves shadowing solicitors.

But I love having fun, being stupid

and, yeah, just living

for the moment.

You've got such a nice laugh,

though. Really?

I feel like everyone's like

God, I sound like a witch's cackle.

Beth's whole vibe is

laid-back, chill vibe,

but it's also, like, really

sexy at the same time.

Are you worried about the date

that they're on?

Not worried, but, like

A little bit jealous.

A little bit green.

I think the telling thing

would be, like,

if we kiss, like,

if there's thatraw

You know, like Raw

You can only tell if you've kissed.

Wait! You haven't kissed yet? No.

I'm not a pillow princess.

You're not?

Good.

When she said she wasn't

a pillow princess,

I was like, "Tick!"

A gal's got needs as well, so

p*ssy Is God by King Princess

So are we wrapping it up

with a kiss?

Come here, then.

I feel like the kiss could have

gone on all night,

but, umwe had to make moves.

I've got someone on my arm that

I'm, likeI actually like.

And that actually, like

I'm feeling it could go somewhere.

Come spill the tea!

My heart kind of sank when

I saw Fiorenza come back

with Beth on her arm,

and they were giggling

and they kind of sat down and, like,

were all entwined in each other.

Guys, look who's back.

Look who's back! Woohoo!

Hi!

How was the date?

Our date was good.

Yeah, it was good, actually.

Like, good vibes.

It was good. Yeah.

Cara's, like, the best, so

Did anyone kiss?

Fi and Beth did.

Wait, what? Did you? Did you?

Did you see that? Huh?

Did you see it? No, Fi told me!

Not in a million years

did I think they would have a kiss.

But maybe that was naive.

No, she just went like a little

Ah! The look!

That's the eyebrows, innit? Yeah.

Uh, yeah. There was a

wee bit of, like

..awkwardness there

between me and Amy.

Hi! You OK?

How was your lovely date?

Hey. Hello. Hiya.

Abs, you look unreal.

Thanks, babe!

When I came in, I didn't immediately

go straight over to Lish

cos Lish and Meg

are very touchy-feely.

Come, sit. Come, sit.

How was it?

Um, we had a cute date.

It was very romantic.

We just, um, sat,

had a bit of prosecco. Yeah.

Happy-go-lucky. It was good.

I think we got a lot

lot to talk about. Yeah.

How did the date end?

Like, a kiss or?

No! What?

Straight in there! Naee!

I feel like my emotions

are all over the place.

like, I don't know how I'm feeling.

And then these girls rock in,

and then they're with our girls

on a date.

It's just really hard.

There were some good vibes

there with Abbie, for sure,

but I think there was a bit of

a lack of a romantic connection.

I want to know about your date.

Ours was like a good vibe,

but, like, friendly. So you

I did feel like a kiss

was going to happen.

So there was a vibe there?

Yeah, she's definitely attractive,

and, yeah, obviously had a kiss.

That's good.

I feel like you've got

something to, like,

build off of. Yeah.

The date with Fiorenza

was really good.

There was lots of eye contact

and we had a little kiss.

Hopefully there will be

many more kisses to come.

As Beth dreams of more snogs,

Cara and Georgia have finally

got the chance for a date debrief.

To be fair, she

actually is really nice.

Like, she's like, really just

She seems cool.

So cool. Yeah. So cool.

But friends. Friends.

Yeah. Fair.

So what's your thoughts? Feelings?

I was rattled, but, like,

I knew she was going to pick you.

I don't know why I thought

I'd be chill about it,

but then I felt like that made me

realise that, like, I do like you,

cos, like, I don't want

tolike, be too much,

cos I am f*cking sensitive as sh*t.

I'm going to cry!

Aww.

And like, I don'tlike,

I don't like crying at all.

And then sometimes I think I've said

something but I actually haven't.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

So, like, in my head I've already

told you that I like you,

but I actually haven't.

Do you know what I mean? Mm.

I feel like Georgia was vulnerable

tonight and that

That definitely, I'd say,

has brought us closer together.

I'm glad we talked about this.

I don't think I've been, like,

hiding from my feelings but, like,

I've not, like, been

addressing them either.

I think I just need to keep,

like, actually saying how I feel,

like, all the time.

What are you saying, then?

What am I saying? Yeah. Um

You forgotten about me?

We have such, like, flirty

banter all the time. Mm-hm.

Like, that's the

I think that's, like, the foundation

of what we have. Yeah.

And, like, part of me is like

..if we Don't want to ruin

that friendship vibe.

Yeah, if we cross it.

It's weird because, obviously,

like, I had that wee date with

Is it, like?

..with Beth and I'm feeling, like

..a bit giddy.

I feel like Fiorenza's eyes

are locked on Beth.

Obviously I really get along with

Fiorenza, so it's just kind of

sad that we don't get

to explore where that goes -

for now, anyway.

What if we cross that barrier

and then, like

..we don't get that flirty

teasing back? Yeah.

I think I've just got a rejection

thing, you know? Classic.

It keeps happening.

So what are you thinking?

Um What am I thinking?

You'll always fancy me?

Yeah, I'll always fancy you, babes.

The situation has definitely

made me feel like I'm second best

to the new, fresh meat, you know.

I'm old meat.

You'd think I'd have

a thicker skin, but

..I guess not.

They say absence makes

the heart grow fonder

..but time apart tonight seems

to have had the opposite effect

for Abbie and Lisha.

Did you enjoy it?

We Yeah. It was actually

really nice. Um

Yeah, it was a pleasant date.

All flirty banter?

I didn't have flirty banter

with her. No? No.

I just want to know exactly

where you're at.

Cos I'm scared of hurting myself.

I'm scared of hurting myself.

And I want to be real with you.

Like, I've just seen some stuff.

I just put two and two together

and I'm like, "f*ck." Can I?

Is that with Meg, then? Yeah. OK.

I'm not flirting with her.

It's You're all over her.

You are all over each other.

But she's, like,

my best friend in here.

When I see Meg and Lish

flirt in front of me, like,

it does make me feel like sh*t.

I can't lie, like, it is

very uncomfortable to watch.

That has made my head go

a little bit like,

"I think she's into Meg,"

which is absolutely fine if you are,

but I'd rather know.

Do you see a spark there and want

to progress? Then that's, like

That's absolutely fine.

I don't. OK.

I just didn't want, like

I didn't want to feel

or, like, get mugged off.

I'd rather just be, like, told

straight to my face because, like,

I'm sh*t scared of, like,

my heart getting broken.

I feel like when me and Abbie

are good,

we're really, really, really good.

But she does worry.

So I feel like I'm trying to be

as positive as I can

because I really want things

to work out.

If I wanted to explore things

with Meg,

I think I would have done it

by now. Yeah. OK.

I do know that she likes me

and she wants this to work,

but it is difficult

when we don't see eye to eye.

Where's your head at?

With you, babe.

OK, so we're on the same page?

Give me a kiss.

You're very touchy tonight.

I'm not even trying to be.

It's all right? Yeah. OK.

Obviously, the bed's

still warm with Fi,

but I think it's really good that me

and Eva do have each other in here,

because we do fancy each other,

and we have that

deep connection there.

Who wants to hear me

and Naee have sex tonight?

Whaaat?!

I mean, all the girls are

complaining they could hear us kiss,

but, you know, apparently

we're loud kissers.

You're so far.

The sleeping arrangements

weren't ideal. My bed is, like,

at the end of Fi's feet!

- Night-night, everyone.

- Night!

Sun's up at the Masseria.

Morning! Morning!

It's a good day to be g*y.

That's every day.

Amen to that.

And here's to a great day

for new girls

Lailah, Em and Beth.

Fi just said to come here,

so I just slipped into bed with her!

I love a little morning cuddle.

Right, can we get

Can we get a song going?

What song do you want?

Some Beatles! Do it.

Do it.

Woke up feeling fresh, you know.

I think maybe me and Fiorenza would

actually be better off as friends

cos we do have a real,

special platonic connection.

But excited to kind of sit down

and have a chat

to the new girlies,

see what they're all about.

When I think of Amy,

I think of boots.

Just a hype girl, like,

she's just in everyone's corner.

She's just full of so much

positivity.

There's something definitely

intriguing about her.

When I think of Amy, I think,

does she sleep in those things?

Anyway, time for brekkie.

And no, gossip is not optional.

OK, you don't have to tell us who,

but is there someone in the Masseria

that you have had your eye on?

I literally haven't had

my morning coffee.

I don't know

whether right now

there is that romantic

connection with anyone,

but I do want to

get to know everyone

and see, cos I think it takes

a while to form that connection.

With the Kiss Off tomorrow, you

better not wait too long, Em.

And over in the snug,

Lailah's wasting no time

in exploring her

connection with Amy.

So, what are you like

in a relationship?

I, like, love so deeply

and have so much love to give.

And I fall really hard,

really quick.

I do love hard.

I tend to be, like, more logical.

That And I think a lot.

Yeah, I'm the opposite. Yeah.

So I feel like the combination

of the two Yeah.

..might be good. Sounds like

perfect, some would say.

I'm just observing you

a little bit more. OK.

I like your personality. Mm-hm.

And you were looking at me

quite a bit.

Lailah, she's just Her face!

I'm literally like,

I kept staring at her

cos I was just staring at her, like,

beautiful features.

Looking at You

by Sistra

You're a bit of a looker,

you are.

OK, well, now I know you were

actually looking at me,

it feels a bit better! Yeah.

I just wanted to know if

you like me back, that's all.

OK, OK, OK. Yeah.

Trying to get a feel of

whether she was liking me, too,

but I think just the confirmation

that, yeah,

she's looking at me the way

I'm looking at her.

It's, uh Yeah, it's good.

So you said you fall

you said you fall fast.

How fast are we talking?

Well, with my ex,

it was really quick.

It was like, maybe, like, a month.

But we, like, we knew each other

before. I was her lacrosse captain.

Oh, you play lacrosse? Yeah.

You play lacrosse?

You ARE a posh girl. I know.

I am

a bit of a posh girl.

I went to a private school

in the heart of Surrey.

But going to private school as

a q*eer woman was not, um, great.

You know, I wasn't out, either,

so it just made it very hard,

you know, many, many nights

at parties crying

cos I just wanted

to be who I was,

but I felt like

I couldn't tell anybody

because there was

a lot of judgment.

I came out late and I was, like,

at the dinner with my mum

and my little sister. Mm.

And I was like, "Oh, Mum,

I have to tell you something."

She was like,

"You're not g*y, are you?"

Yeah. Not good, not good.

So it was a bit of a shock.

But she's She's good now. Yeah.

My mum grew up in a very different

generation, but she's done amazing.

She's come such a long way

and, like,

now she just wants me to be happy.

I'm definitely, like, getting more

and more confident with who I am

andand, like, growing up, like,

realising who I am. Mm-hm.

And I love I, like,

genuinely love that a lot.

Getting to know Amy, it's cool

to see that she's got another side

to her, cos she's very much out

there, which is great.

But I think when someone's

got layers, it is really nice.

I'm very insecure.

It's very like a front.

I realise that about myself,

not in the same way.

But I feel like we've all got

something like that 100%.

..that is great about us,

but the reason we're that way

We're that way. Exactly.

..is because we're insecure.

Yeah, exactly.

If I could speak to Amy,

you know, young Amy who's crying

at the parties because she's

so insecure about her sexuality,

I honestly would tell her to just

keep her chin up and

be proud of who she was because

it was the most, like,

uplifting and freeing

experience to come out.

Like, the first thing I do

when I meet people

is tell them I'm a l*sbian.

It's my defining personality trait.

Well, Amy, I'd say you've picked

the best place to be out and proud.

A wee Irish jig, hmm?

This is so not Irish!

Things got heated last night.

Abbie told me that she wasn't

very happy

with the way that me and Meg are,

but I also feel like me and Meg,

honestly, we're mates.

Everyone flirts with everyone

in the Masseria.

She had a conversation

with me about Meg.

She was like, me and Meg

are really bothering her.

Oh, really? Really?

She was like, "I just feel like,

if you like her, just tell me."

And I was like, "Listen,

"I think she's fit, but it doesn't

go beyond that surface."

Yeah, we said this, didn't we?

Yeah.

If I wanted to explore things

with Meg, I would have.

With Abbie and Lisha, I feel like

they've communicated their problems.

However,

there's not much, like,

comprehension in it, so I feel like

they're going round in circles.

You're right, Naee -

it DOES feel a little bit like

g*y-ja vu today, doesn't it?

See when I was, like, in, like,

nursery and primary school,

I would only want to

wear boys' clothes. Yeah.

And, like, I remember when it was,

like, picture day and

my mum would want to, like,

dress me up a bit. And I'd

So I'd wear, like,

a skirt or something

and I'd literally be crying cos I

didn't want to put it on. Yeah, I

But I was literally, like, five.

And I was like, "Why do I not

want to wear these clothes?"

I feel like I went through,

like, a roller-coaster

with, like, my identity.

It takes a while to get to

the person you want to be.

But now I'm at my final form,

and I cut my hair, as well, so

I've fully evolved into me.

Wearing, like, feminine clothes,

for me, like,

I've never just felt -

never felt comfortable.

I feel like I'm trying to fit

into something that I'm not.

Yeah, cos it's like, you

could look so good, body-wise,

but, like, on the inside

you're like Yeah.

..I don't feel comfortable.

It's just about, like,

being comfortable in your own skin

at the end of the day.

Yeah, no, I actually had,

um, long hair.

I think the only reason

I cut it was to look more g*y.

Yeah. Really? And I

Well, no, I just felt more myself,

as well. It felt really right.

Looking back now, yeah,

it was a really uncomfortable

time in my life.

I just decided one day that

I wanted to cut it all off.

It was very cathartic, to be honest.

I kind of felt like I was

tearing it off anyway.

I was in a heterosexual relationship

for four and a half years.

What? Really? Really?

I was with a guy for four years.

Wow. Are you bi?

I'm bi. Yeah. Yeah.

And he was a He was a lovely guy.

Like, I genuinely thought

I was going to marry him

and have kids with him.

Really? Wow. Yeah.

What made you have that, like,

realisation that you,

this is, you know,

what you wanted to do?

It was just an overwhelming feeling.

Like, instinct took over. Yeah.

And I was just like, the "what if?"

feeling in my head never went away.

Yeah. And I just couldn't

get rid of it. Yeah.

Um, it was the hardest decision

of my life. Yeah.

It's so difficult.

You're giving me goose bumps.

Yeah, same!

I'm getting goose bumps!

Is that the wind, or?

Yeah! No, literally.

But you can just tell that you've,

like, pushed through that fear.

It was so

And then, like, literally

I was a completely different

person in that relationship.

And now I've been able to become,

like, my true self Aww!

..since then.

I'm tearing up. Yeah.

Genuinely. Like, I was Emily before.

And now I'm Em.

I love that.

It was a lot. It was a lot.

I was sort of hiding half

of my q*eer personality.

I lost a lot of that in myself

for quite a while.

Now, being able to express

that side of me,

which I think is

a very important side to express,

I feel a lot more myself.

And it's nice to be back and

feeling comfortable in myself.

Tasty! Mm!

Hate to interrupt, girls, but watch

out - you've got company.

Hi. Everything OK?

I was very excited to see Sara.

However, I was a bit nervous too,

cos I know she's got news.

Girls, you have a message

from Dannii.

Go on, Naee. Go on, Naee.

Do the honours!

- See you soon.

- See you! Bye! Bye!

Miss you already. Bella ragazza.

"This evening we're celebrating

astrological love"

Oh, no. Yeah.

"..as you're all invited

to a special dinner party

under the stars."

Everyone's into star signs, right?

What l*sbian isn't?

A star sign-themed dinner party

and 13 q*eer girlies?

I wonder if their horoscopes

predicted that one.

Really looking forward

to the dinner party.

Everyone looks amazing.

It looks very romantic,

very intimate.

Especially for

a dinner date of 13 girls.

Stunning!

"For your dinner under the stars,

"you have been seated close to the

girls you are most compatible with

"based on your star signs. Enjoy!"

Oh! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God, these are my matches.

Oh, these are my matches. Oh.

You know, you turn it over.

You see all your matches

based off star sign compatibility.

But luckily, me and Naee,

we were compatible,

so I wasn't worried.

My most compatible is,

Naee - Virgo Ooh!

..Beth - Virgo, and Priya - Taurus.

Hi, babe. Threesome!

I've got Cara - Aquarius.

Then I've got Eva - Gemini,

Abbie - Aquarius,

Lailah - Sagittarius,

and Em - Sagittarius.

I think that means

we should be a threesome.

We're all in each other's top three.

I mean, I have been waiting

for you to suggest it.

There you go.

Watch out tonight, girls.

Who doesn't have their couple

on their card? Hands up.

OK, so on your cards,

who would you go for?

Ooh! Ooh!

There you go.

Priya, you Listen, star signs,

they're my thing.

I'd probably say Beth or Meg.

Love you!

I'd say they're both

Lisha's type, so

Yeah.

I said Meg's name because

if I hadn't,

I knew that people would know

I'd be lying.

Because I've had this conversation

with people

to say that I have got

a physical attraction there,

but I don't think anything

could evolve romantically,

especially where I'm at with Abbie.

I'm not that type of person.

Mine would be Cara,

just cos we're besties, so

What about me?

I want to say a really juicy

question,

but I think it's too harsh. What?

What were you saying? Huh?

What were you saying?

Some girlie chat. Yeah.

The atmosphere was Oof.

Like, it really took, like,

the wind out of our sails.

And it was just a bit like

How are you feeling?

We're good.

We're getting better.

Better by day, by day. Yeah.

There's been a few bumps.

We needed to communicate more,

and I feel like we're doing

that now. Yeah.

Abbie, do you think Lisha

is good at communicating?

Yeah.

Huh. That was a bit of a gap, babe.

Yeah, um

We'll see.

Abbie and Lisha have kind of

a tumultuous relationship

in that they don't

communicate enough,

or they don't listen

to each other enough.

Leave it. No more.

Oh, dear.

That did not go to plan.

What's taxi in Italian?

I expected Abbie to say

straight away, yes, I can.

I don't understand what that gap

was between her giving the question

and her answering the question.

She had a bit of a

..tweak. She She thought about it

and I was like, "What?"

Ever been to a dinner with

that many lesbians?

Um, I mean, a football dinner,

but Oh, yeah, fair.

..it's a bit different.

It's a bit different. Have you?

Nope. No.

Will you do it again?

Nope. Nope.

But what's the craic with you?

Romantically, it's difficult.

Everyone's, like, kind of coupled

up. It's hard as hell.

Sometimes you pull the short straw.

Yeah.

And I think I've been coming to

terms with that today. Yeah.

Just feeling like a unlucky

number 13, right now. Oh, no!

So after dinner I could see

that the mood was kind of off,

but it didn't really affect me,

and it clearly didn't affect Amy

either, which was nice.

Every time you look at me, like,

I kind of get excited.

It was weird. Ahh! And I was

like, "Mm"

I think that's kind

of what reeled me in. Mm.

Cos usually, like, the attraction

builds differently for me,

but I kind of want to see how

this one goes. Yeah.

Because it's different. But I think

it's cos you're different, so

I'll take that. Mm.

You've got nice lips, as well. Yeah.

So are you going to kiss me or what?

I'm glad that tense dinner

didn't stop any new connections.

Some connections, however,

need a bit of a mend.

You were asked a question, right?

Yeah.

"Can Alisha communicate with you?"

Mm. "Does she?"

That's the whole

That's the whole question.

It's either a yes or a no.

You're making out to the group

like I'm sh*t at communicating,

and that I don't listen to you,

when I feel like I f*cking do.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to,

like, pause and hesitate.

I'm sorry.

So much sorrys I can take, babe.

There is a fine line between

communication and having to have

the same conversation about the

same problem over and over again.

I feel like you just need to think

about this a little bit more.

If this is what you want, with me.

OK.

I don't want you to

Are you going to walk away? Yeah.

I just want you to be happy.

And I feel like you're not.

Lish just made me feel

so sh*t before going to bed.

I just think sometimes I just

don't know how to navigate things.

Morning. Morning.

I slept like a baby.

It's the morning of the Kiss Off,

where each girl must decide

to continue in their relationship

or save their kiss for another girl.

How's everyone feeling after

last night? Got very intense.

The girls have hard choices

to make later tonight.

It's a good day to have a good day.

Yeah.

But for now, hurry up

and finish those oat milk lattes,

because you have a note from Dannii.

"Hey, girls. As you know, you are

here to find a relationship

"that will last in the real world.

"As a group, I would like you

to decide the couple

"with the strongest connection.

Please decide now.

"Love, Dannii."

Oh, my God! God

I nominate Priya and Naee.

Anyone else?

Yeah. Yeah. I concur. Yeah.

Oh, OK. Is that unanimous, then?

That was easy. Yeah.

Everyone better pick us.

I know!

Cos they're always talking about

it anyway, so Yeah.

Do you think you'll be going

to, like, a?

You're defo going to the girl cave!

Don't gas it now, guys.

Don't gas it.

I think something's round

the corner, something nice.

Something's definitely

round the corner.

But you never know what Dannii's

got up her sleeve.

Have you kissed Lailah yet?

Yeah. We kissed last night.

What?

Yeah. Did you not know?

No! Like, was it a good kiss?

Yeah, it was a really good kiss.

Why didn't you tell me?

Sorry, I forgot.

You seemed like you had stuff

going on.

I did.

Big Kiss Off tonight.

Everyone's excited.

But everyone's also sh1tting

themselves

and really don't want to see

anyone going home.

I couldn't really sleep last

night because all I was thinking

about was, like, me and Lish.

We went over to, like,

the olive tree, and she was like

I think she was annoyed

that I hesitated

on the communication question

on the dinner.

She's like, "Why did you hesitate?"

It's just a situation where

emotions are so heightened

all the time. Yeah.

You're reading into

something so small.

I felt so bad after that chat.

I was like, "Oh, my God, does

she actually feel like I'm?"

She was like, "I just think

you don't know what you want."

Abbie, she's been told

she's the problem,

and she's not the problem

in this situation.

I don't think Abbie's doing

anything wrong.

This place is driving me crazy.

I know.

How are you feeling?

Yeah, OK. Emotional today.

Are you emotional?

Just tough.

It's a shame that

it hasn't happened,

but it's just luck of the draw

sometimes. It is.

It's sh*t luck and, like Yeah

It's I mean, there's no

It's not a reflection on you. No.

It's just a reflection of

the time you came in.

There just hasn't been

that person that I've

had that romantic

connection with in here,

which has been a tough one

to come to terms with

over the last couple days.

There's been a bit of tension

between a few couples, I think.

Abs and Lisha were

a bit weird yesterday.

Yeah, that's what I was

going to say.

I think there's just, like,

a lack of communication there.

There really is.

I feel like they're talking

about stuff but, like,

they're not getting anywhere.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, I do know what you mean.

I think there's just

something missing there,

but I can't put my finger on it.

As the sun sets on the Masseria,

it's time for the girls

to face the Kiss Off

and ultimately decide

where they stand.

As much as I have an inkling

that she wants to kiss me,

you actually never know what's

going to happen at the Kiss Off.

I'm going into the Kiss Off tonight

staying true to myself.

It's the only way I know how to be.

And I'm confident in the decision

that I've made.

Going into this Kiss Off,

there are some worries

there with Lisha.

I just feel a bit hopeless.

There's nothing I can really do.

I want Abbie to be

the right girl for me.

But I do have that speculation

and that little thing in my head,

that's like, is this the right

thing? Is this what I want?

Oh, God! Oh! Oh!

g*dd*mn! g*dd*mn.

Girls, welcome to

your second Kiss Off.

Tonight you will reveal if you want

to stay with your current girl,

or if you're saving your kiss

for someone else.

Anyone left unkissed

will be leaving the Masseria.

Our new girls - Lailah, Beth

and Em - will be joining us later.

For now, Priya and Naee,

please step forward.

Girls, I'm going to ask you

to stand back to back

and take a moment.

I'm very happy with how

me and Priya are going.

Um, each day we just

keep growing and, like,

getting to know each other more.

If you want to stay with your girl,

then turn and kiss her.

If you're saving your kiss

for someone else, don't turn.

Girls

..reveal your decision now.

That's my woman, innit?

And, uh

Yeah, I just know

who I'm going to kiss.

How are you feeling?

I'm feeling great. Yeah.

Yeah? Naee's amazing.

Aww! I love those smiles.

It's onwards and upwards

for me and Naee from now on.

We couldn't be doing any better.

OK, Priya and Naee,

get your gorgeous asses over there!

First on the love seat!

OK, Cara and Georgia.

I'm feeling confident,

but there's always that little

voice in my head that goes,

"Oh, imagine

if she doesn't turn round."

Girls, reveal your decision now.

I just feel like

we're in a good space.

Any excuse to kiss Georgia,

I will have,

even if it's in front of Dannii.

All right, girls, take a seat.

Abbie and Lisha,

please step forward.

Only Love Can Save Us Now

by Kesha

All right, please stand back to back

and take a moment.

I can't keep feeling like this.

I feel like she doesn't really

understand how much

..the things that she does

bothers me until I tell her.

Relationships are all about trust.

And once that trust is broken,

there's no going back.

Girls, reveal your decisions.

Now.

Next time on I Kissed A Girl

Earlier today, you decided

Priya and Naee had

the strongest connection.

There's no room in the Masseria

for fake love.

Which couple are together,

but their hearts aren't truly in it?

The couple you choose

will leave the Masseria now.

Savage.

This is literally the worst thing

I've ever had to do.

Absolutely gobsmacked.

There's every chance

that we're in the firing line.

We've not really had the chance

to prove to people

that we're in here for love.

I was like,

I've broken up the Masseria.

We Could Be the One

by Dannii Minogue