01x09 - Gushing Over Pop Idols!

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What in the world... is going on here?

Everything okay, Vatz?

Come take a look!

Enormita is fighting amongst themselves!

Huh, that's somethin'.

Oh, no! We'd better get over there, and fast!

Ain't gotta.

Let 'em take each other out for us.

Wha—?!

We should focus on getting stronger first.

After they tire themselves out, we can swoop in and crush them.

Sulfur...

We're not strong enough to take 'em on right now.

Even she knows that.

Look at her, focusing hard under that waterfall.

Oh wow... My body feels like it's being crushed...

I can't take it...

Heck are you doin'?

Hey now, dry yourself off!

Meditating's supposed to free you
from earthly desires, not give you more.

It's not like that!

Y'know, Azure, you ever thought about
getting your own weapon?

What do you mean?

I've got my fists, and Magenta's got her spear,

but you just use the water in the air to create a sword.

I'm thinkin' you need your own weapon, Azure.

That could be the key to all of us powering up.

My own weapon...

[Super cute]

[Super cool]

They're sunny like the sun,

shining so bright.

Their big smiles are smiley

from their amazing, strong feelings.

But their tears are teary

as they gently fall.

That's their charm, it's more than just cute.

As I look up at the sky,

I'll trust in this new power that blossomed in my heart.

It's not just adoration.

It's not just dreaming.

It's what I want to be. I want to change.

My love will be the trigger.

Ever since my eyes were taken from me,

I won't lose sight of my dream girls.

[Super cute]

[Super cool]

Ow, ow, ow...

That hurts! Can't you be a little gentler, Leber?!

It's your own fault. Maybe you could learn from this instead.

Ugh, shut up, okay? You already know why I did this!

It doesn't matter. I'm still gonna be an idol!

Heck, the whole world is just waiting for an idol like me to take the stage!

You'll see!

Sheesh, if only they sold a cream that could raise your IQ.

What's that supposed to mean?!

Don't come crying to me for an autograph when I become a famous superstar!

Oh, please. No one's dumb enough to want your autograph, moron.

Excuse me?!

Whatever, let's get out of here!

Christ. Stupid and persistent, aren't you?

Of course I'm persistent!

I'll destroy anyone who gets in the way of my path to stardom!

I'm sho gwad you're feewing better!

Thanks, Kiwi-chan...
I'm sho gwad you're feewing better!

Thanks, Kiwi-chan...

Oh, right! Korisu, I got you something to make up for the toy I broke.

Here you go.

Uh, Kiwi-chan, I don't think that's her style...

Wait, really?

I should've fought with you. I'm sorry I couldn't be there.

Why're you apologizing? It's no biggie!

You were all beat up, anyways,
so it's not like you coulda helped much!

I know, but still...

We need to destroy them as soon as possible.

They have truly crossed the line.

Huh?

Yeah?

Yeah!

Speak of the devil, I'm sensing Loco Musica and her friend nearby.

Let's go, then.

Trans Magia!

Rock on, locked on, coming down from above!

Hi, everyone! Thank you so much for coming out today!

LOCO-CHAN!

The show's just getting started!

Next up is your favorite: "Lovely Loco"!

The heck is this?

This isn't right. There's no way
this many people would listen to her.

I-I'm sure she has at least a few fans!

Loco's so lovely! Lovely Loco!

Yeah, that's the reaction I was expecting!

LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN!

C'mon, Loco, you done yet?
LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN!

LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN!

What?! You can't be serious!
LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN!

I haven't even done my encore!
LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN!

God, you're a piece of work.
LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN!

LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN!

Just look at all of my fans!
LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN!

LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN!

I knew I had a gift!
LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN!

I've got what it takes to be the next big idol!
LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN!

LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN!

Yeah, sure.
LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN!

Shut up and listen to me sing!
LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN! LOCO-CHAN!

Shut up and listen to me sing!

She's got company. Pretty sure that's...

Leberblume.

Okay, time for an encore!

Hard pass. Here ya go.

What the hell?!

Leopard, I'm guessing?

I can finally move!

Let's get out of here!

You're really asking for a fight, huh?!

You little brats! How dare you ruin my concert?!

Wasn't the whole point of the concert
to get them to attack us?

Don't tell them that!

Whatever! You've messed up big time...

...and now you're gonna pay!

Loco Musica uses her voice to attack...

Guess I'll have to gag her!

W-What?! I can't move!

Baiser-chan!

That was close.

Baiser-chan, you okay?!

Yeah.

I can move again...

Leo-chan, Alice-chan, watch out for Leberblume!

She has the power to take control of us!

They're terrified of my awesome power!

Are you stupid? They're talking about me.

What?! Who're you calling stupid?!

You, Loco Stupida.

You're the stupid one! Leber-dummy!

Fine, then.

Let me show you what I can really do.

When did she get behind me?!

You're finished. What a letdown you are, Magia Baiser.

Now she's just gone!

You okay, Baiser-chan?!

Baiser-chan!

Watch out, Leo-chan!
She could come from any direction!

No, listen!

YOU GOTTA MOVE!

Leo-chan?

I'm sorry, Baiser-chan!
Something's controlling me!

Is that... a shadow?!

I get it now, Leberblume... Your power uses shadows!

Bingo.

It's in the name, too: Shadow Puppet.

It's shadows?!

Y-Yeah! I think she can control anything that crosses shadows with the one she's in!

She snuck into the shadow of my scissors and used it to get into your shadow!

You guys are so easy to control, too. Thanks for having like, zero power.

Whoa there, Neroalice.
You don't want to hurt them, do you?

Leber!

Hold them right there!

Voix Forte!

Dammit, Loco, I was gonna finish them off!

Oh please, you're not strong enough to do that!

I know you just wanna earn brownie points with Lord-sama.

That's not why! Come on.

I can take them out all by myself, so scram!

All your jumping around is ruining my groove!

You're the one who should scram, Loco Musica.

You'd just let them get away again if I left you alone.

Oh, yeah?! You wanna get beaten up, too?!

Sure, if you think you can, idiot.

Oh, I definitely can! Fight me, then! I'll rip you to shreds!

Once I'm through with them, you're done for, Loco Musica.

Wow... You two make quite the pair.

All right, we're ready!

Here comes Loco Musica, live on stage!

Just finish 'em already, Loco.

I know, gosh!

Voix Forte!

Baiser-chan!

That was close...

You let them block that?

You should've tied them up faster!

I don't wanna get hit by one of your stupid attacks.

Blast that thing down already.

Gosh, do I have to do everything?!

Psych. Thanks for giving me this huge shadow to work with.

Take this!

Oh? Nice save.

How long can you hold out, though?

Loco Musica's big, expl*sive voice attacks
and Leberblume's tiny, calculated shadow puppets...

Yeah, I can see why they work so well together, now...

However...

We're not gonna lose!

Leo-chan, Alice-chan, listen up!

C'mon now, eyes on the stage! It's time for the grand finale!

Dammit!

You walked right into this, you big knucklehead.

Not again!

Alice-chan!

Already sacrificing your friend?! That's cold!

But it's not enough!

What's that?!

Dammit, I can't see!

What'd they do to me?

I'm not on the grass anymore...

And are these... walls?

Crap, I know where this is...

Dammit!

Gotcha.

And Alice-chan's dollhouse is completely sealed shut.

Unless you think you can get out?

Jeez, did you seriously get trapped?!

Careful, now.

One wrong move, and I crush her like a bug.

Let's use our heads here, okay?

Dammit... Baiser, you b*tch!

Sorry, Alice-chan! I know I shouldn't step on your dollhouse...

...but I'm not gonna let us lose this battle!

I'll fix it up when we're done, okay? I swear!

That's the Baiser-chan we know and love!

You can't attack me now, can you? Well, then...

Loco Musica,

would you mind stripping naked for me?

Excuse me?! Have you lost your mind?!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hey, stop it already!

If you want me to stop, you better start stripping,
or she'll end up flat as a pancake.

T-This wretch!

She's just like her... She's just as bad as she is!

O-Okay, fine! I don't even care!

What the hell?! You're just gonna do as she says?!

Just shut up, okay?!

Ah, that's a good look for you.

Alice, look over this way.

Should I get your fans to come back? I'm sure they'd love to see this.

Y-Yeah, go ahead!

If I remember correctly, you want to be a famous idol, don't you, Loco Musica?

I'd love to hear you sing one of your songs.

No way! I can't sing when I'm standing out here butt naked!

Is that right? I guess you're not that committed, then.

A real idol would be able to perform
for her fans at any time, no matter what.
Wow, Alice, lookie, a butterfly!

A real idol would be able to perform
for her fans at any time, no matter what.

But getting naked was all it took
to make you give up on your dream...

She can't seriously be buying all this crap...

Or is it that hard to perform without all those fake fans?

Fake fans? What are you talking about?

Dammit, shut up! And let me the hell out!

Aww, so you really had no idea?

All those fans cheering for you before...

...were being controlled by your dear friend Leberblume.

She's probably been doing that
for a while, too. Isn't that right, Leber-san?

What the actual hell?! You were seriously
pulling that crap on me, Leber?!

Oh, can it!

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh...
So if I didn't have any fans, then...

I love onigiri a whole lot more!

How'd you like my awesome voice?!

Too stunned to say anything, are you?!

Gosh, gosh, gosh! They have zero taste, I swear!

What's up, Matama? What's got you all grumpy?

Listen to this, Mom! So I went
to karaoke with my friends today...

Wait, Mom! You totally think I can be an idol someday, right?

I can't believe it. Everyone's been making fun of me this whole time!

It's for the best. I didn't think you could do it, anyway.

Excuse me?!

Fine, then, I'll sing! I'll sing, s-so you'd better listen, okay?!

Why're they looking at me now?! They had their backs to me before!

I'm totally exposed. They can see everything...

Everything, from my chest to between my legs... They can see all of it!

No... Don't look! Don't stare at me like that!

No, I've got to!

I can't give up here...

I'm... I'm Loco...

...and I'm gonna be an idol someday!

Loco's so lovely! Lovely Loco!

Everyone loves her from head to toe!

She's super super cute, a miracle girl!

And her name's Loco, Loco, Loco Musica!

She can hear your achy-breaky heart

Huh? Who is that? Is that me?
She can hear your achy-breaky heart

How it's been pounding so loud from the start
Huh? Who is that? Is that me?

How it's been pounding so loud from the start

Is that how I really sound?
How it's been pounding so loud from the start

It's okay if you wanna fall in love with Loco
Is that how I really sound?

It's okay if you wanna fall in love with Loco

Is that me, singing, right now?
It's okay if you wanna fall in love with Loco

But love's a no-go for me.
Is that me, singing, right now?

But love's a no-go for me.

Why're you all looking at me like that?
But love's a no-go for me.

Why're you all looking at me like that?

No one's ever looked at me like that before...

Why? How? I don't understand...

Everyone's idol, Loco Musica!
Why? How? I don't understand...

She's coming for your heart!

I don't get it at all!
She's coming for your heart!

Zoom, zoom, kaboom, she's aiming for you!

But still...
Zoom, zoom, kaboom, she's aiming for you!

Zoom, zoom, kaboom, she's aiming for you!

But still it...
Zoom, zoom, kaboom, she's aiming for you!

Rock on, locked on, her lovely heart!

It feels...
Rock on, locked on, her lovely heart!

Rock on, locked on, her lovely heart!

Zoom, zoom, kaboom, she's aiming for you!

IT FEELS SO GOOD!
Zoom, zoom, kaboom, she's aiming for you!

Rock on, locked on, her lovely heart!
IT FEELS SO GOOD!

Rock on, locked on, her lovely heart!

Thanks, everyone...

Bravo! That was great, Loco!

That was incredible, Loco-san!

You got me so worked up!

Bravo! That was great, Loco!

You guys win.

This is the life.

I can't believe there's a hot spring out here!

Are you sure we should be
taking it easy? We should be training.

Can't get stronger without takin' a few breaks here and there.

What's up, Sayo? You blast your n*pples off or something?

Sayo-chan, you lost your n*pples?!

I'm fine! They're still attached!

What're you getting all shy for, then?

This ain't the first time we're bathing together.

I know, just...

Last time we fought Enormita...

you kinda did stuff to my n*pples...

so like, uh, I'm feeling a little...

self-conscious, I guess...

OW!

Kaoruko-chan?!

I never wanted to think about that again...

Haruka, grab her other tit.

Wait, really?

Yup, part of our training now.

Get a good grip on it and yank.

NOOO!

Akoya Matama... and Anemo Nemo?

No transforming gadget, no hidden identity.

C'mon, Matama! I can't believe you gave in, just like that!

Shut up! I can do what I want!

If you're so disappointed in me, you can go run back to Lord!

Hell no, screw that.

I'm not gonna go back to get thrashed naked like you did.

Uh, excuse me?! Why do you always treat me like dirt?!

Why are you always such an idiot?!

So what should we do with them, Baiser-chan?
Why are you always such an idiot?!

So what should we do with them, Baiser-chan?

Good question...

Oh, right, Magia Baiser!
There's something I wanted to say to you!

We're changing sides!
We're gonna be on your team now!

Huh?

I really want to be

a cuter, more lovely version of me.

Sorry if I'm a bit naughty!

I want to bully you.

You were too precious to me, it tired me out,

looking up to you like a goddess.

The shape of my love for you will be

harsh and sadistic.

I'm still a girl with my head in the clouds.

I admired the heroine.

Why can't I be like her?

Why did that make me feel sad?

When I felt this feeling like a heartbeat,

I crafted a master plan with magic.

I can't grasp my studies or daily life.

What a fantastical situation.

We're like playing with a b*mb,

but that's not so bad, right?

I really want to be

a cuter, more lovely version of me.

I want to write my own story,

so I'll keep walking this path, for me.

I want to see her shining brighter,

her body more stimulating than ever.

Accept the shape of my love,

an obsessive fetish.