01x08 - Here Comes the Lord Squad!

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You want us to go to Nacht Base? Right now?

C'mon, let me have it!
You want us to go to Nacht Base? Right now?

C'mon, let me have it!

Yup. There's some people I want you to meet.

Let's head out.

Could you transform before we go?

This definitely can't be good...

Give it to me, c'mon!
This definitely can't be good...

Give it to me, c'mon!

So you said you had a favor to ask us?

I've noticed I've been performing poorly
in our last few battles.

Well, yeah.

And I didn't tell you this, but...

I fought Magia Baiser the other day. Alone.

So what happened?

I...

What're you blushing about?

I-I'm not blushing!

The point is, I lost. She destroyed me.

I was weak.

And I didn't realize how weak I truly was until that moment.

So I need to train myself.
I need to become stronger.

And I need your help!

How?

This'll be fun.

Hello?

Sorry for barging in...

Huh? The place is empty.

Use your eyes! We're up here!

Sheesh, don't you know you're supposed to introduce yourself to your superiors?

It's rich seeing you trying to act superior, Loco.

What?! But we totally are, idiot!

Please don't fight again... It makes me so sad.

Who're you?

Come on, Vena-san. You're supposed to educate the newbies.

Right, sorry 'bout that.

These are the founding members of Enormita:

Loco Musica,

Leberblume,

Sister Gigant,

and Lord Enorme.

They just got back from a magical girl hunt.

A magical girl hunt?

They were traveling to other cities,

exterminating their magical girls.

Magia Baiser, Leopard, Neroalice.

Vena has shown me footage of your battles.

Oh, so, what did you think?

You are so very pathetic.

Excuse me? Where's this coming from?

Quiet, Starless.

Especially you, Baiser. What are you doing, besides not trying to defeat the magical girls?

Instead, you've only tied, stripped, f*ndled, and teased Tres Magia.

Is this a game to you?

That's so embarrassing!

Venalita.

What's up?

You need to get these girls under control. Our goal is world domination, is it not?

Now isn't the right time.
We need to focus on building our power.

Ridiculous.

We already have more than enough power.

The magical girls we just hunted barely proved to be a challenge.

We are more than prepared.
None can stand in our way now.

Don't get c*ck.
Pride comes before the fall, y'know.

I see no point in continuing this argument.

Very well, then! We shall conquer the world ourselves!

Can I take this as an act of betrayal, then?

I don't care how you take it.

Wait, we just met these weirdoes, and now they're turning on us?

Uh, Leo-chan, are you sure
now is the time to be saying stuff like that?

You three.

Join us, and all will be forgiven.

Together, we shall rule the world as one!

Uh, no thanks. I'm not really interested.

If Baiser's out, then I'm out!

Wait, really?

Yup!

Alice says she's out, too.

What?! Then why'd you even join Enormita?!

Well, I was kinda forced to...

I'm getting some major déjà vu...

Sister.

Crush them.

This makes me so sad.

But if Lord-sama demands it...

...then I suppose I must.

This ain't looking good for us.

Yeah, she looks tough...

Alice-chan, think you can trap her?

Oh?

You've caught me...

Don't forget about us!

Let's get 'er, Baiser-chan!

Yeah!

We'll take the initiative!

Damn, that was easy.

No, she's not down yet!
Don't let your guard down!

She's huge!

Wha...

She got huge...

Stop it, you meanies...

Oh no! She's going to break Alice-chan's dollhouse!

Seriously?! Who are we dealing with here?!

Hey, Sister, don't make a mess.

I'm so sorry.

I'll finish them off right now.

Her boobs... They're gonna crush us!

This ain't good, Baiser-chan!

Leo-chan!

b*mb her! It's our only chance!

It might hit you, though!

Just do it!

What are they doing?

It's gettin' a bit too crazy in here.

You okay, Sister?

They got away...

I couldn't defeat them, Lord-sama.

Blundering fool. You'll be punished for this.

I'm so sorry.

However, we now know the extent of their power.

We needn't trifle with those weaklings again.

Baiser-chan!

Leopard, you're okay, right?

Baiser-chan saved me!

She used her body as a shield!

Baiser-chan! Baiser-chan, please wake up!

Baiser-chan!

Leo-chan? Alice-chan? Thank goodness...

You're okay...

Baiser-chan...

Oh, I don't like them,

I don't like them at all!

One, two, three, four...

They're done.

I'll make those stars...

fall.

Baiser-chan...

You really are one crazy psycho!

Wha—?!

Hey, Lord-sama!

You sure we should just ignore those idiots?

Did you not hear her say not to mess with them again?

Shaddup, I wasn't talking to you.

Very well. Say your piece, Loco Musica.

Let me go squish them like the bugs they are!

Their magical girls are still out there, after all.

Hmm. I won't tolerate failure, do you understand?

I sure do! You can count on me.

Go, then, Loco Musica.

Show them the power of the Lord Squad!

The Lord Squad? Jeez, could she have come up with a lamer name?

Lord's g*ng has betrayed us
and taken Nacht Base for themselves.

We're basically at rock bottom here.

Who cares about that?! Are you
feeling better, Utena-chan?! I'm so sorry!

It's okay, Kiwi-chan.

But...

I think I want to rest a little more.

Okay! We'll get out of your hair!

I'll bring you a present on our next visit! Bye-bye!

Vena-san, you knew that Lord-san
and the others would betray us, didn't you?

Oh, what makes you say that?

Before we went to Nacht Base, you had us transform.

It was so that they wouldn't be able to know our true identities, right?

Damn, you're smart.

You're thinking like a true villain now, huh?

That's the least of it.
You're thinking like a true villain now, huh?

That's the least of it.

What the hell is a magical girl hunt?

Why didn't you mention that to me before?!

And why would you even hunt them in the first place?!

You don't know a damn thing! Do you even know
how important magical girls are?!

I'm mad! Mad at Lord's group, and at you!

You need to treat magical girls
like the treasures that they are!

Are you even listening to me right now?!

I hate that I'm probably playing right into your little hands,

but I'm gonna beat the pulp out of Lord-san
and her lackies, okay?! So there!

Looks like you're feeling better already.

Azure!

Leave her, Magenta. She doesn't need your help.

C'mon, get up already. You can't stop now.

Didn't you wanna get stronger?

Yes, I do!

You ready for me?

Yeah.

Utena-chan! It's my fault! It's all my fault!

Oh, right! I gotta think of a gift for her!

What do you think, Korisu? What should we get her?

Of course! I could always say that I'm the gift.

What's that look for? Fine, do you have a better idea?

Huh? A toy? C'mon, now...

Show yourselves, Enormita!

Loco Musica of the Lord Squad is here to face you!

What's she doing here?

I'll blow her to smithereens!

Hey, Korisu! Let me go!

No one can stop Kiwi-chan!

Hey, you stupid b*tch!

Say your prayers, 'cause I'm about to blow you to pieces!

Well, look who it is.

The Starless Wonder, Leopard-chan.

Why would a weakling like you try to face me?

Don't tell me you seriously think you can beat me.

I can tell by the dumb look on your face that you're confused.

See these stars on my skin here?

They show just how powerful I really am!

A starless shrimp like yourself is no match for me!

Does it look like I care, moron?

Anyone who messes with Baiser-chan is gonna get blown up!

I'd like to see you try!

Voix Forte!

What the—? She can use her voice as a weapon?!

Crap, I can't block them all!

Neroalice!

Thanks, Alice!

More of you, now?! Just give up
and pledge yourselves to Lord-sama already!

Hell no. We don't care about ruling the world.

Like, why do you even want that?

Why, I'm glad you asked!

When Lord-sama rules the world, I'll have a place in it...

...as the number one pop idol!

What...?

Everyone on the planet will worship me!
Doesn't that sound like paradise?

Before I send you to Hell,
I'll let you hear my fabulous theme song!

Wait, what? Where's this BGM coming from?

Written and Performed
by Loco Musica
LOVELY LOCO

Loco's so lovely!

Lovely Loco!

Everyone loves her from head to toe

She's super super cute, a miracle girl!

And her name's Loco, Loco,

Loco Musica!

She can hear your achy-breaky heart

How it's been pounding so loud from the start

It's okay if you wanna fall in love with Loco

But love's a no-go for me [LOL]

I'm sorry, I'm so flattered you feel that way,

but I belong to everyone, okay?

Everyone's idol, Loco Musica!

She's coming for your heart!

Zoom, zoom, kaboom,

She's aiming for you!

Rock on, locked on,

her lovely heart!

Zoom, zoom, kaboom,

She's aiming for you!

Rock on, locked on,

her lovely heart!

Thanks, everyone!

"Thanks, everyone!" As if!

Well? Are you totally smitten with my beautiful voice?

Wow, what do I even say?

The lyrics are lame as hell,
and your singing is so bad it's not even funny.

W-What? My singing... is bad?

Yup.

It's... It's not bad!

I'm a great singer!

And my lyrics are cool and cute!

Eh?

Uh, sorry. I didn't think you'd actually cry.

She's totally lost it!

She's not even aiming anymore!

VOIX FORTE!

This doesn't look good,
but we might have a chance here, Alice!

I hate, hate, hate you all!

What's with all these dolls?!

GO AWAY!

Flash bombs?!

Where'd they go?!

No way... No way! They got away?!

Lord-sama is gonna k*ll me...

Leopard! Neroalice! Where are you?!
Get out here right now!

Idiot. As if I'd show my face just because!

Okay, fine. Next time, I'll think twice
before jumping into a fight.

And uh, Korisu?

I'm sorry... for breaking another one of your dolls.

I'll buy you a new one, okay?

What? You want me to fix that one instead?
But I don't know how to sew!

I won't hear any excuses.

Strip.

Your hands are in the way.

I told you I would not tolerate failure.

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I told you I would not tolerate failure.

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

These matters are beneath me...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

These matters are beneath me...

...so do not bother me with them again!

Fail me again, and I will crush you and your pathetic dreams.

Remember that as I beat this lesson into you.