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01x13 - Tobermory On Television

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wombles". Aired: 5 February 1973 – 24 October 1975.*
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The Wombles are creatures that live underground, collecting and recycling human rubbish.

01x13 - Tobermory On Television

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laughs

[Music]

underground overground wumbling free The

Wombles are wimbled uncommon are we

making good use of the things that we

find things that be every day folks

leave behind

on Wimbledon common where The Wombles

live Bongo and Orinoco are tidying up

hmm

like an old television set

it's a cupboard it's a salt a sort of a

cupboard that's what it is a sort of a

cupboard with a with a glass bit at the

front of it what's it for

um I think we better ask Tober Mori he

knows everything come on

yes well this is about six foot long and

14 foot wide and it

come in come in

oh hello we we found we found this uh

this thing dumped in in the bushes

um what is it tobymori

oh

yes yes hang on a minute oh look at the

back of it yeah it's got sort of glass

bit there a few words yes tell me more

and we'll know what it is you know yeah

yes it's um

yes this is a television set

oh that's nice ah television

yes it's a sort of uh Wireless with

pictures human beings sit for hours and

hours looking at it you know millions of

them watch it every day yeah see all

sorts of things on here hmm yes uh can

we watch it will it will it work

tobymori will it um not sure about that

oh I'm sure that Tobermory can make it

work hmm

yeah but I mean it's you know our world

we'll look forward to the show this

evening

um

oh the show I guess I get the idea

a good Womble show hey turbo Mori

a Womble show yeah we haven't had one of

them for years oh better get my joke

book out what's that goodbye now yes my

dog's got no nose oh dog's got no nose

how does he smell horrible

huh yes no well right there lined up

good now uh just wait while I see if

everything is ready

[Laughter]

no they were

everything ready

oh oh yes yes we're all prepared yes

already

yes come along then come along

young Wombles

just in time for Womble TV

there we are come on

no it just uh switch it on won't take

long to warm up I'm sure

yeah

hello everyone this this is The Wombles

Womble show

I say I say I say my dog will not eat

meat

your dog will not eat meat why not

because we never give him any

very good I say I say I say what did the

big row seat the Little Road

that's it yes I don't know what did the

big Rose say to the little Rose hey

and now a song and dance from the Womble

Palladium

here don't you want to wear the news it

follows immediately

[Music]