02x10 - Super Angelo

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if you're into fun and you love to play

if you like funny jokes they put you

away if you like to die in sound and

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you're about to see your chair

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especially you what are you gonna do I'm

gonna do a betcha

um Oh No do you know that whenever you

do a betcha or a dopey dare lotsa Delfy

there

Adobe there don't be there okay an

example of a dopey dare ladies and

gentlemen

I'll bet you that I can stay underwater

for a full minute on that you can bet

you I can I want to say I'm going to

stay underwater like this for a full

minute but it's going to be dull for

both of us

um no no no it's you know the very

person who groans goes oh no is the very

one who will turn around and do the same

stunt on the next person he meets she's

your I yes of course I'm right so try a

groaner on a friend try a try and try

and try it

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what you cowboy go swear I didn't know

do a cowboy ghosts oh my goodness what

do cowboy ghosts wear this is a very

heavy question I ain't sure what do

cowboy ghosts where Bujji

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you have a brother have a sister do you

have a twin I don't have a twin and

Kevin doesn't have a twin he has a

brother his name is York but Kevin

doesn't have a twin so you know what

we're going to do we're going to make a

twin for Kevin what do you think of that

you're like that idea Kevin okay good

look we did we taped three pieces of

paper together one two three Kevin which

we lie down on your back on the paper

boy okay okay

now you have a crayon would you sketch

all around the outline of your brother

go on do it your do it do it and while

he is sketching all around the outside

of Kevin's body I want to show you we

had one of our stage gentlemen stretch

out on a big piece of paper and we went

all around his outline and then we drew

a belt and shoes and fingernails and a

face now come on over here with me this

is the dopey one you can also do it with

three sheets of newspaper you know

scotch tape together and then you make

two separate outlines one for one side

and one for the other and you stuff them

with wads of newspaper and you make a

paper sculpture wouldn't it be fun to

stuff yourself I think so so why don't

you just do what they're doing and make

yourself a twin

you can be the leader of the marching

band just pretend to lead with your feet

on you can twirl it quick go do a trick

while everyone is following or throw it

high up in the skies and try to catch it

on the fly this you can be the leader of

a marching band

blow the whistle when it's time to start

there's an art and race to keep pace

without debate just march in place out

in front you need them on while a free

eye is for the ring your baton line

choose one

cheer up and down it goes up with a

rhythm that keeps the marching ride in

time

so it's up for one and down for two Jim

there's the chance for flooding so

follow the leader there's no time for

wonder if I can be the leader of the

Lord King need an instrument that while

they are display you guide the way

pretend you've got a baton in hand when

you're done tell everyone there is

nothing quite as fun as when you are the

leader of

boy I wish I knew a poem I would say it

right now just like that I'd say it well

I know some poems that you know yeah

sure look in this book right here do you

recognize what that one is see the

picture simple sign that Simple Simon

met a pieman you know not a pieman yes

Simple Simon met a pieman now who needs

a pie man

well Leaney today is a pie lady pie lady

yeah

who ever heard of a pie lady you never

heard of Sara Lee yeah good one good one

come on read Simple Simon

you know Simple Simon doesn't sell pies

anymore no yeah now he sells something

else well what does he sell you listen

I'll tell a Salesman knocking at his

door

their salesman offered magazines said

Simon I'll take four said Simple Simon

thank you sir

today that's all I need is just one

problem

Simon said I don't know how to read

we're gonna play a beautiful game you're

gonna love it

um now first of all I have two decks of

cards I'm putting my hands behind my

back so you can pick either decks of

cards you go first what what that you

want that deck you got it and so you get

this deck now I have two buttons behind

my back you get the first choice which

one yeah you want that one you get the

red button and you get the white button

put them down on the ground in front of

you yes let's put them even we'll put

one here and one here

good now everybody take two feet back

one foot two feet from your one foot two

feet okay good stand up out there the

aim of the game is to do this I'll start

and just show you you have to drop your

cards without bending over or bending

your knees you have to drop your cards

onto the button like this

oh hey almost guys and if you can get

that button completely covered no no

it's much harder than you think oh well

if you can get the button completely

covered you are the winner and the first

one to cover the button gets to keep the

deck of cards yeah okay here is your

deck of cards sir on your marks on your

mark on your mark ready ready

remember no bending down ready get set

keep your eye on it go don't get them

down good

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all right you did it you did it your

button is complete well it was

completely covered you just knocked it

off but it was completely covered you

get to keep the deck of course this game

is harder than it looks isn't it give me

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tell me you're not knock-knock who's

that

scold scold h* scrolled outside let me

in scold outside okay come on jump jump

hold on now fly super Angelo get out of

the way

Joe jump oh yeah oh whoa all right

super Angelo escapes again Jules what

are you doing on the breaking believe

what does it look like I'm doing sighs

super Angelo wait whoa it looks to me

like you're still playing that video

game that sherry said you should not

play because you were unclipped in your

household chores in your homework it may

look like I'm playing a game but deep

down inside all that I'm thinking about

is my homework and my household chores

we're on jump

no come on fly super Angelo I should fly

like that so then you're not really play

in the game no way

I am memorizing my times tables you know

1 times 1 is 1 2 times 2 is 4

oh well it didn't in that case you won't

mind if I play the game while you do

your memorizing forget it ha ha

I've got the golden key to extra lives a

suit of armor and fifty thousand bonus

points beat it

oh come on give me the control jolly

halls with that many points even I

couldn't lose you wanna bet I see me

play super Angelo charley horse you're

playing that video game again oh no

that's the wrong sherry what charley

horse is actually doing is his times

tables well then he'll understand

charley horse how many times have I told

you not to play this video game when you

should be doing your homework or your

household chores charley horse yes-men

charley horse

sorry please please

super Angela demands my complete

concentration needs your concentration

is a yard full of leaves what meaning

does raking leaves have compared to

being a super Angela champ charlie was

super Angelou does not pay your

allowance yeah but I got a chance to be

amongst the best

I mean look upon this as an investment

in my future Oh Charlie you play this

video game so much you think this is

real life oh no don't be silly

I can take it or go go go go leave it ha

ha ha I suggest you leave it I'm sorry

if super Angela just makes a longer

escape

I go to level 8 and I get to challenge

the wizard for the control of the whole

universe well if you don't make the

leaves right now you may get to level 8

but you definitely will lose your

allowance level 8 can't wait

I know my alphabet a B xlmp o RS easy e

RS that's how I say my alphabet I

learned it from my Scrabble super Angelo

go o play it would be great to fly like

you yes another thousand points what do

we screaming that we're screaming

because some nitwit sneaked up behind me

in the dark and scared me we do a dumb

thing like that Oh something just about

your size

got your nose your ears your pajamas

looks just like you gee I haven't seen

anybody looks like that around here

look I am playing Super Angelo and I

need just a thousand points to win the

super super Angelo jackpot so I would

appreciate it if you didn't make a sound

you'll got it good not one sound alright

alright not a peach I'm gonna be quiet

as a mouse would you knock it off knock

it off yes my lips are zipped

out out get out of here oh go to bed I

think I'll go to bed what a nice idea to

go to bed I feel like going to bed turn

it let alright okay super Angela come on

you can do it come on come on

fly Wow Wow Wow super Angelo in the

flesh pal

what are you doing here there's false

wonks and fungi it's got to be more fun

out here than in that TV set

come on give me that control yep from

now on I'm gonna pull the lever yeah but

what do you what are you talking about

what are you gonna do don't worry pal

you're a natural

yeah but but oh you mean I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be super Angelo you got it see

how you like this something like that

bad news

this is 5e for you don't don't

I'm going back into the TV set what

about me Laurie controls an automatic

pilot Charlie

Oh Cherie helped me Oh what was that

Cherie I just had the worst nightmare oh

I'm so sorry darling yeah so far Angelo

came out of the TV set oh it was a

lawful super Angelo you play that game

so much you you think that's real you're

right I will never play super Angelo

again good good going and get yourself

to bed now thank goodness it was just a

dream hmm

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who's there I love you I really love you

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so this lady leaves the movie theater

she's just seen a movie you know and she

walks toward the unlighted parking lot

where she left her car now there are no

artificial lights there's no known light

and yet she can see her car a full 75

yards away how is this possible forgive

her she went to an afternoon show and so

it was still broad daylight

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well are you comfortable are you

comfortable uncomfortable how about you

are you comfortable if you're not

comfortable get comfortable because she

is gonna tell us your story

uh-huh but I only have a minute so it's

going to be a one-minute story well is

it gonna be about it's gonna be about

why cats wash after meals yeah you make

me wash my hands before I eat and then

cats don't wash until after they eat

well I'm going to tell you and you the

reason why once upon a time there was a

polite pussycat who was very proud of

his good manners well one day the

pussycat caught a sparrow for his dinner

how do you do he said to the sparrow

um please excuse me if you eat me up but

I'm hungry and he was about to pop that

bird in his mouth and eat him feathers

and all when suddenly the sparrow spoke

right dear fellow

a real gentleman would not eat without

first washing his hands in his face if

you were a gentleman that's what you

would do well the cat agreed he put down

the sparrow and he began to lick his

paws and rub his whiskers but of course

the minute he put down the sparrow and

flew away and the cat had to do without

dinner

that cat was so mad at being tricked by

the spunky Sparrow that he said from now

on gentleman or no gentleman I will eat

first and wash afterwards and that's

what he told all his children to do and

that's what all cats do to this very day

I told the story in less than a minute

how do you know my my watch tells me so

here you'll watch make any announcements

are you saying that I'm not telling the

truth no I'm just saying maybe you're

just telling a little fib I heard your

watch I didn't hear it doc well what do

you want I think that you should tell me

a other story a different one and let me

see a secret I didn't a minute

oh I see all right good

let's see Sinbad the sailor was walking

on the beach when he came upon a bottle

lying on the sand inside was a

teeny-weeny Greene Jeanie please let me

out

pleaded the genie I have been trapped in

here for five thousand years so Sinbad

pulled out the stopper and outgrew a

great cloud of green smoke which grew

and grew into a gigantic genie who said

Thank You Sailor man I have not eaten

for five thousand years so now I will

eat you for breakfast well sin that was

very smart so you know what he did he

said how can you eat me little he just

came out of a bottle I changed my shape

that genie couldn't take it

I'll prove to you and so the genie

turned back into green smoke and he

slithered back into the bottle and sin

stop the stopper back in the bottle and

threw it out to sea to float for another

five thousand years oh now we're going

to do a very sad story this is such a

sad story because it's all about how I

can't go home anymore I can't go home

anymore because of all the weird things

my mother will say when I go home and

you're gonna get to say a lot of things

in this song too would you say a lot of

things with Natalia good how about you

yeah how about you good good good

you say everything that I say after I

said so if I sing down by the bay what

are you going to say you're gonna echo

with me too now look this song is all

about a lot of animals you know all the

animals that I'm going to mention except

one you might not know what a llama is

does anybody know what a llama is I do

alright Ramon what's a llama a camel

from South America yes a camel from

South America okay now I'm going to sing

the song through the first time so that

you'll hear what the words are the

second time through you get to echo

everything I say what the heck oh be my

echo and sing along with me okay

everybody sing the second time ready

down by the Bay where the watermelons

grow back to my home I dare not go for

if I do my mother will say

did you ever see a goose kissing the

moose down by the bay

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you ever see a bear combing his hair

down by the bed where the alligators

down will I go home not a chance

my mother will say did you ever see a

whale with a polka dot tail down by the

bay

down by the bay

I saw a snake

say he was bringing his kid

I told mom

she said

did you ever see llamas eating their

pajamas down by the bed

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I'm sure she'd say did you ever see a

fly wearing a tie down by the fair

young by the

where the watermelons brah you ever sing

a song

I'm suddenly not

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right away

cause you came to a time when you

couldn't get a rhyme did you ever see

lose kisses numbers did you ever see a

whale with a polka dot tail did you ever

see a fly we're in the time did you ever

see llamas eaten dem pajamas

by the day

by the

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this is the song that does it and yes it

goes on and on my friend some people

started singing it not knowing what it

was and they'll continue singing

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okay

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you

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this is the song that Charlie stop I

want you to go away go away and don't

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