02x03 - School Daze

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a message from the foundation for a

better life if you're into fun and you

love to play if you like funny jokes

they put you away if you like to dance

to a slamming sound and you like having

lots of friends Ryan if you're one of

those it slips by the world it's a disco

little buddy you're about to see you're

at the very best place make a muscle

squeeze really squeeze with all your

might know the other arm

let me see just how strong you've grown

to be make two missiles left and right

come on pump it up

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and especially you Philip you're big and

strong aren't you fairly fairly fit he's

big and strong and yet I can put just

one finger at a spot on Philips face and

he will not be able to move forward

without moving his feet that's the rule

you mustn't move your feet you want to

see it's a bet you you can pull on a

friend you say I can put one finger at a

spot on your face and you put it right

under the person's nose and you

straighten your arm Philip try to move

forward come on don't wave your feet but

just try to move forward and it's a very

sensitive spot and are you trying with

all your might all your might now Brian

is smaller than Philip it'll work put

your finger on your nose straighten your

arm and now come on try who's there

Ivana Ivana who I wanna know why you

don't recognize me a charley horse

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if every year's start feeling blue cuz

things are going wrong the very best

thing you can do is sing a little

sing-along song friends will start to

join and be 40 30

it's a real good thing sing a little

sing-along song

being a little sing-along

nice gets happier I'm getting lazy

awesome we're going to do a very simple

song simple all about the parts of the

body of the head the shoulders bunnies

the toes I know you know where your head

is and you know where your shoulders are

and if you don't let me assure you by

the time this song is over you'll know

the reason we're gonna do this simple

song is because later we're gonna have

some fun I want to make sure that later

when we're having fun we're singing the

same song so sing along with us okay

okay now remember its head and shoulders

knees and toes okay okay we got it

head and shoulders knees and toes knees

and toes head and shoulders knees and

toes knees and toes

head and shoulders knees and toes knees

and toes

and shoulders knees and toes knees and

toes head and shoulders knees and toes

knees and toes

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okay guys now we're gonna do it Japanese

you start no I'm teasing

Japanese is not difficult your head is

your Optima come on pop your head and

say you've got a good on your shoulders

shoulders shoulders Tata Pisa aji Optima

Kanta Pisa

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AHA she comes at Lisa Lisa I shave me

don't meet me so easily easily English

and shoulders knees toes knees

head and shoulders knees and toes knees

and toes eyes and ears and mouth and

nose

and um

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sing us along of six pants with pockets

full of rye would you put rye bread and

all your pants you wouldn't and neither

would I has really done this promise me

that no matter what happens I'll be the

only one in your life the truth is

without you I'm nothing this is a game

in which Stephanie and Elena are going

to be balancing first a paper cup and

then a paper plate and then another

paper cup and then another paper plate

and then another paper cup sounds easy

Wow this game is called flattop and the

reason it's called flattop is because

they don't do it on their hands where do

they do it on their forehead on their

foreheads boys let's see your flattop

okay and so right on the forehead you

want to show how you're gonna balance it

on the forehead

go ahead Steph Steph is gonna balance it

on Matthew oh right in the nose there we

go oh that's good and then a plate okay

okay now you stay there take it off

that's the way the game is played all

right here's your's you've got three

cups and two and this is a magical game

and the reason I call it a magical game

is cuz you play it with a cup and saucer

a-- okay are you ready yes yes are you

ready yep how about your boys flat tops

ready set go go go go go balance

I got a riddle

yo fast I got a riddle yes that it is

the littles

and you solve the riddle we'll say you

got it oh yeah all right tell me a

little what runs around the lawn but

doesn't move how can something run

around the lawn if it doesn't move

I give up you give up oh you know the

answer oh you don't need it okay what

runs around the lawn but doesn't move a

fence it runs around the lawn wait till

next time I have never ever seen lamb

chop so excited all I hear from her is

first day of school first day of school

and you know everybody everybody gets

nervous could I call you back gosh puppy

no everything's fine everything's fine

quit it back - puppy what are you doing

with a dog carriage what are carries the

one that you're pushing oh this dog

carriage

yeah where are you going I'm going to

are going to France what that's it I'm

going to France friends oh that's a very

long way away

it is Oh to get your friends you have to

take a plane or a boat and there they

all won't go to France maybe I'll just

go to the supermarket this supermarket

yeah and what are you gonna do with the

doll carriage at the supermarket well

surely you're not hiding anything in the

doll carriage I'm not

are you like what like what what's in

the doll carriage

are you incinerating that lamb chop is

hardened in dead dog carriage oh no that

would be ridiculous no that ain't she's

in there you know

okay puppy I couldn't help that she beat

it out of me what's going on an

explanation is in order

go ahead I'm listening no it's all my

fault Shari Lewis what yeah it's all my

thought I was just standing there and

Lambchop came up to me and she said

please put me in the dog carriage and

smuggle me out of the house because

tomorrow's the first day of school and I

can't I can't I can't go without mr.

Borelli oh my goodness you know she'll

isn't just scared out of her sheepskin

oh I see and why was that your fault

because I shouldn't have been standing

there

let's see what's wrong honey I don't

wanna go to school if I can't take

messed up there oh yes but you're a big

girl now

you can't take a teddy bear to school

that denies the first day of school

alone yeah but my darling you've been to

school before this is the big time first

grade yeah but sweetheart everybody gets

nervous you know everybody gets a little

bit nervous when they go to school for

the first time Haley

sure I did it's amazing what that I got

nervous first day I went to school when

I was a kid now that they had school and

you and a kid oh thank you very much

actually schools have changed a great

deal since I was a kid yes now they have

electricity whoa

now Chuck the minute you get to school

you're gonna be fine you'll get in that

classroom with all of those kids you'll

be so excited you won't even realize

you're alone oh sure aloneness you by

myself yes without mr. Bailey

that's right darling that's wrong Shelly

no I'm not going if mr. Bailey can't

come I'm not going let's stop

take me to friends give me a knock-knock

joke

don't knock knock-knock joke they're

always dumb tell me how come

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look lamb chop lamb chop you're making a

big deal over nothing

are you saying that my first day of

school is nothing absolutely nothing why

do I have to go we all have to go to

school to learn things that's why I want

mr. barely to go

who wants a dumb Teddy come on lamb chop

you can do it

what repeat after me I you know not me

you lamb chop oh yeah me lamb chop ride

me Lance help you talk funny is Ella

Bache teach you at school come on lamb

chop get serious I'll and chop I'll and

chop can go to school can go to school

without my teddy bear without my teddy

bear again okay no say the whole thing

again I ranch up can go to school

without my teddy bear see but I'm not

going to mr. Pelley is my best friend

would you give up our puppy faster than

a speeding b*llet bad example look lamb

chop taking your teddy bear to school

would be like taking shower to school

with you that's a good idea

you can't take your teddy bear wherever

you go what's gonna happen to mr. Bailey

when you get married we'll be very happy

together

mr. and mrs. barely Oh what's the use

you will never grow up never yes

I'm out of here I need you to Sherry

yeah well I know a story about a knight

who had the same problem that you have

he didn't find a garden Knights girl

no his problem was that he felt that he

needed something to give him confidence

just the way you feel with your mister

barely here but but but do you know the

story Oh I happen to remember the story

because just the other day I was telling

this story to charley horse he's evolved

when Knights were bold they once was a

knight who was not he didn't have the

courage that he k*lled no dragons fought

no chance he was timid as can be when

he'd ride through the countryside

laughs that Boulder building and what

day foederati was sitting in his room

polishing his lands when Berlin the

magician came to his door so the

building needs to take these magic boots

and put them on and you'll have courage

and you'll have strength

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well early next day is a legend same for

the Rudy took around

he kills the first three dragons he met

on the countryside thank goodness he

said four Merlin's boots now I'm brave

as I can be and when I ride through the

countryside folk so cheerful dear oh

dear

yay one day a dragon fire-breathing

dragon

came below the castle at the king's

castle and carry off

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folderol d my brave knight the angry

King said take your horse and catch that

dragon and bring me his head

so folder Rudi hopped on his horse he

was soon on the Dragons trail and in

half an hour

over the hill he spotted the Dragons

tail folder rody spurred on his horse

while bravely he raised his mace and in

less than a minute folder rhodium the

dragon were face-to-face Sepultura deep

Papa do not touch her

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taste of my mace

I'll show you the point of my boot it

even as he spoke about jeepers

the soldier Rajeev realized he'd come

without the magic boots yes in his rush

to save the Queen and get the dragons

magic is bad there was no time for

fright and he had challenged the dragon

to fight since winning his mace he hit

the dragon with all of you go so with so

that should settle your hash has down

give the dragon with a resounding crash

and was dead

so foldy roadie had saved the Queen he

proved himself quite a man my friends

was just a part of Merlin the magician's

plan those boots were never magic boots

Merlin said with a grin and fold a

roadie now you see

knock knock who's there Tommy Tommy hold

Tommy ache my tummy ache is k*lling me

what do you think that is a dragon on a

leash

who ever heard of a dragon on a leash no

this green iguana comes from South

America and Central America and I'll bet

you anything that once upon a time

people saw these lizards these iguanas

like this and they made up stories about

bigger and bigger and bigger ones until

they were making up stories about

dragons don't you think that's how the

Dragons story started I do do you know

what a dragon is iguana okay okay okay

what did the Panther say to the dragon

please give up the Panther said to the

dragon my Panther dragon

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indeed Lia Dobbs penny for my thoughts

oh I was just thinking about Lambchop

well she went to school today without

mr. Burley and I wondered how she did

you know she should be home by now

yeah well I'll have to oh you know me

what the penny I'm a little short this

week so darlin how was your day at

school oh it was the best day of my

entire life

the teacher was Mary's and the principal

was nice and the ice cream was nice and

also I made a whole bunch of new friends

oh I'm not surprised

yeah Frankie Billy Maji Jamie Kenny

Wendy Bernie Mallory Stevie Audrey

Robert Judy and hearth

I'm not surprised yeah tonight I'm not

surprised and would you know the nice

thing is that lamb chop did it all by

herself

I mean without mr. barely and it's

because of that story you told me about

Foley roadie the night I realized I need

and I can do anything I want to do

anytime I want to do it with all my

stuff fairly good as long as I have my

magic boots

it's picture time you spit your tongue

as though I've never met you I know

something you can't do I bet your bet

you betcha I'll teach you how to do what

I propose

I bet you that you can take a piece of

paper and making just one cut you can

cut this piece of paper into three equal

parts but gee a teacher can't do it I

bet you your mom can't do it but you can

do it sure you can do it I'm gonna show

you how that's why you can do it pay

attention you take the piece of paper

and you fold it in half I mean really in

half and then you sharpen your Center

fold then you fold it over again in the

same direction but you roll it this time

into three parts here and you sharpen

those folds open them up just a little

now this is the center fold remember the

first fold we made the folds that's next

to the center fold is the one that

you're going to cut and you're going to

cut and you're gonna cut very carefully

because we want three equal parts and

when you have cut through all of that

you open up the piece of paper now

that's your first piece of paper here is

the second piece of paper and it's

exactly the same size and here is the

third piece of paper and oh my goodness

they're exactly the same size and you

did it with one cut you cut a piece of

paper into three equal pieces what do

you think of that you know it all the

time Oh cut it out

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okay okay

one-minute story about teddy bears and

mr. barely this one's for you I'm gonna

tell the story of lost and found the

little boy was lost you guessed it they

brought him to the police station but

the police station couldn't get the

child to tell his his name or what else

does the policeman want to know your

address that's right he's scared

whispered one of the men in blue at last

an officer arrived holding a teddy bear

and wearing a very worried look this

animal was lost he said we can't get

anything out of him either what's going

on today and the officer turned to the

boy can you help us

he asked the child took the bear if only

we knew the Bears name the policeman

sighed teddy the boy said really

you know him and what's his last name

bear the boy answered bear no kidding

well let's look it up and the officer

flipped open a phone book and he found T

bear what did the T stand for teddy

that's right T bear and he went to the

phone and he dialed a number well

apparently somebody picked up on the

other end did you lose your son the

officer said what does he look like

well he's small and he's fuzzy and the

officer acted as if the person on the

other end had hung up which probably is

what he did well that's not Teddy's home

the officer said what are we going to do

with this poor little fellow they won't

take him at the zoo they've got too many

bears they're already suddenly the boy

piped up I take him home with me

the officer looked pleased you will

honestly sure the kid said oh that's

very kind and where do you live the

officer asked to to to Morris Avenue

you all know your address don't you yeah

everybody why don't you say your address

all together and I'll listen what's your

address did you say your address too

ok so this little boy knew his address

and he said to to to Morris Avenue well

that's a good neighborhood for bears the

policeman said so they took the boy home

in a squad car and on the way he told

them that his name was Shawn Oakwood you

know there's not much else to tell

except this

he was really an undercover policeman

dressed as a teddy bear and he did his

job very well for months you could

always find him in Shawn's bed under the

covers yeah those are the bare facts

this is the song that does it and yes it

goes on and on my friend

some people started singing it not

knowing what it was and they'll continue

singing it as far as I just because it

is the song

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how do I turn you off

I can't believe you guys

okay

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you

far away

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this is the song that Charlie no

no stop stop stop

Charlie stop I want you to go away go

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