04x22 - You Troll/Sick As a Chipmunk

[bunniefuu]

♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

{\an8}♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

Your invitation to Bocarter's
birthday party.

Thank you.

Oh, hi! Yes, thank you.

Last name: Seville.

Hmm... I'm not seeing anything.

Right. My brothers may not be invited.
How about just "Alvin"?

Don't worry about us.

I'm still not seeing it.

How is that possible?

-Ah, here it is!
-Thank you.

It says here
that you are specifically not invited,

along with your brothers,
a Mr. Kevin, and a Cheesy,

for being nuisances
in Master Bocarter's life.

I'm now supposed to pour
this on you, but...

if you leave quickly, I won't.

What?
Who does he think he is?

He's inviting the whole school
except me?

-You mean "us"!
-And Kevin and Cheesy.

Uh-oh!

Let's go, Alvin!

Hey, Bo!

You can't invite the whole school
and exclude a couple of us!

You've hurt Cheesy's feelings!

Huh? Oh, no, I'm OK.

I don't like parties.
A waste of time and...

You're jealous that everyone will talk
about my party all year!

It'll be the biggest thing to happen
in this lame town in a decade.

Maybe I am jealous.
OK, I don't know.

But please let me come!

I promise I'll be very boring.
I won't overshadow you! Promise!

"I won't overshadow you."
It's so sad. What a loser!

[sighs]

[owl hooting]

Yes, yes! Who's the man?
Guys, come take a look!

I got a bootleg version
of Bocarter's invitation.

Alvin, will you give this up?

It's on his yacht at sunset.
I've got all the details.

Please tell me you're not suggesting
what I think you're suggesting.

No! I'm suggesting we sneak
into the party.

Exactly what I thought!

Then, yes, that's exactly it!

Absolutely not!
No, we're not going!

Not going to happen!
Sorry, but no!

How do I always get roped into this?

Oh OK, I get it now.

When you said "dress in black",
I thought you meant Goth.

But I see now what you meant.
My bad. Whoops.

I can see Bocarter's docking number.
We just need to get past the bouncer.

Alvin! Please, no!
It's not too late to turn...

Shhh! Follow my lead!

[bang]

What was that?

[grunt and groan]

This is it?

I thought Bocarter would have
a nicer boat.

Yeah! I don't know where everyone is,
but this party sucks.

[man] Hey!

It was nothing. We're good to go.

Something doesn't feel right.

-Alvin, you said dock number 19, right?
-Yeah.

Well, because this number says 61.

-Oh...
-You read it upside down.

So, this is not Bocarter's boat?

[horn]

[cheering]
[techno music]

Yeah! It's! My! Birthday!

Let's hear it for me: Bo-car-ter!
Bo-car-ter!

Daddy, make them chant!

Daddy, make them chant!

I don't think this is the right boat.

Whose boat is it?

[captain] All hands on deck!

This boat ain't gonna sail itself.
We've got work to do!

We've got to get out of this place!

[captain] Get up there, you lazy slog!

[sailor] Aye, aye, Captain!

Get in the barrels!

[scary creaking sounds]

When I said, "Get in the barrels,"

I meant we should each
get in different barrels.

I just want to get separated!

What are we going to do?

I saw a couple of lifeboats
on the side of the boat.

Come on!
Ow! OK, my foot's stuck.

-[all] Ow!
-[Simon] Can't lift my leg...

[all] Ow! Ow!

[Kevin] Get your knee out of my...

[grunt]

[distant fog horn]

-[Kevin] Uh-oh!
-[Alvin] Shh!

I think I can loosen these.

Come on, boys! Quickly!

Remember, the Coast Guard can't know
what we're doing.

The clients want
an entire family of dolphins.

So keep an eye out.
We'll need them alive.

Guys! The captain is trying to steal
a family of dolphins!

What makes you say that?

You kidding? He just said so.
We all heard it.

Oh, I wasn't listening.
But, now, we've gotta do something!

Oh sure! Let me pull out my
How to Stop ill*gal Fishing handbook.

I mean, what are we supposed to do?

-Follow my lead.
-[Cheesy] No.

I'm OK not doing that.

I'll stay here. You guys go.
I wish you luck!

Let me know how it goes.

[sailor] I see them!

-Straight ahead, Captain!
-[dolphins chattering]

Come on!

[Chipmunk song playing]

[snoring]

Captain, we got them!

So you're the brats messing
with my gear?

Who sent you?
Are you with the Sea Shepherd?

We'll never tell!

Really?

OK, fine.
We'll tell you everything!

It was an accident!

We were trying to go
to our friend's party.

OK well, he's not our friend.

He doesn't like us very much.
That's why we had to sneak in.

Captain! We found the dolphins!

Phew! Good work, guys!
Way to keep our composure!

Cheesy!

Cheesy, untie us!

Why did you tie yourselves up?

We didn't!
The captain caught us and tied us up.

Oh, that makes more sense. OK.

So what now?

We stop them.

[dolphins' panicked squeaks]

Good work, men!

Now let's hurry back
to collect our money.

[Alvin] Cheesy, let's go!

Aw, I don't wanna jump!
Is there another way down?

What about a ladder?

-Get them!
-Cheesy!

Cheesy, jump!

Fine! You can do this.


Don't freak yourself out!


I'll do on the count of two.

Arghhhhhh!

Release the net!

[dolphins chattering]

After them!

Is there a plan,
or do we just freeze here?

Well, they lost their netting.
They can't capture the dolphins!

Yeah, cool,
but I was talking about us!

Arghhhh!

[heroic music]

-[Alvin] Wow, we did it!
-[Cheesy] We all did it equally!

[Kevin] We're awesome!

Argh, they're still after us!

Hold on!

[motor splutters]

Faster! We're losing them!

Sir, the propeller is jammed!

[captain] Who's responsible for this?
You're all fired!

Hey, what's that?

[techno music]

Oh! We're saved!

♪...birthday to you ♪

[Cheesy] Hey! Over here!

What's that?

Who cares?

This cake is coated in real gold.
OK? Focus!

[dolphins chattering]
[kids screaming]

[grunt]

My cake is ruined!

O-M-G! Did a family of dolphins
just like drop you guys off here?

Like what!
Are you serious?

Excuse me, don't ask them questions!
It's my birthday!

Oh, that?
Yeah, it was pretty cool.

We just saved them from pirates.

So, they probably wanted
to return the favor.

-Wait, what?
-Pirates?

You were not invited, so don't talk!
Daddy?

-Like, I'm freaking out.
-Daddy?

That is like literally
the coolest entrance to a party ever.

This cake is good!

-You know dolphins?
-How did you do that?

I'll be honest, in moments like that,
a lot of people freak out.

Not me!
Everyone was crying.

You should've seen Alvin!
He was like, "What do we do?"

I was like,
"Stay calm. I'm on it."

Ow! Gross!
Oh, no, this is good actually.

Let me stop you there!
That did not happen.

-Really? Got any proof?
-[Bo] Daddy!

While I was saving everyone,
you were asleep.

OK, I was in the boat for like a second!

You went: "I can't jump that far!"

Daddy!

[horn]

This is the Coast Guard.

You're under arrest
for ill*gal fishing.

[dolphins cheer]

Dave!

Did you see this video Alvin posted?

[fast guitar solo]

No, I didn't see this. But it's great.
How did you get it?

It's on his Instant Gram. I follow him.

Instant Gram?

Yes, you have to get on it!

Wait, you won't?

Why not?

Why won't you go to Logan's party
with me?

No, no. Whatever you heard,
it's not true.

I'm not arrogant!

Well, OK.

Yes, I'm cool. I'm a super athlete.
I don't know if you knew that.

But that doesn't mean it went to my head.

Look, you're new at school, so you don't
know what a wonderful person I am.

Hello? Hello?

[beeping]

Oh, hey.

There we go.
We must have gotten disconnected.

So, um, look,
will you go out with me to Logan's...

"Maybe"? Maybe! OK, I'll take it!

Oh, yes!

I just got a "maybe" date
with Olivia Ortega!

♪ Me and Olivia, going to Logan's party!
Maybe! Oh, can't wait ♪

-Who's Olivia Ortega?
-[screams]

Dave!

Are you just sitting in here, all creepy,
just waiting to eavesdrop on me?

No, Alvin, believe it or not
I've got better things to do.

Oh, but I do need your help
getting on Instant Gram.

Oh. Sure. Give me your phone.

Hmm. Hold on.

Nope. Gee, Sorry, Dave.
Your phone doesn't get Instant Gram.

It doesn't?

No, no, it doesn't.

Why do you want it anyway?

You know, stay current,
keep in touch with friends,

see your videos...

Oh, sorry, Dave. Your phone won't do it.

Darn it!

Simon! Theodore!
Dave is trying to get on Instant Gram!

So?

So? Are you kidding?
He'll be checking out everything we post.

So?

So he'll be talking to our friends
and posting embarrassing pictures of us,

thinking, you know, that they're cute.

Alvin, not a big deal.

Oh, OK, not a big deal?
OK. Well, take a look.

[scary music]

[gasps] How do we stop this?

I told him his phone
didn't get Instant Gram.

Oh, thank you.

Oh my gosh, look at this little guy!

Hey, what are you looking at?

Oh, this really cute kitten video.

[mewing on phone]

Yeah, that's pretty cute!

It's on Instant Gram.
I'll send it to you.

Oh, my phone doesn't get Instant Gram.

Wait, really?

Here, let me see your phone.

[bell ringing]

What?

Alvin, what you got on your phone?

Oh, is that you in the bathtub
with your brothers?

-[all laughing]
-No!

No? It simply looks like you?

Anyone else want to share
their Instant Grams?

Because I am telling you,
I will take your phones

and share your photos
with every student in this room!

Phones are not allowed in my classroom!

Good. Now back to mitochondria.

This is exactly what I was afraid of.

Look, he's following all my friends.

What is wrong with this man?

-Alvin, it's not the end of...
-Oh, no!

No! Dave just liked
a bunch of Olivia's pictures.

This is horrible!
He's on a liking rampage!

Oh! Oh, Dave, that's a good one!

Now, let's try one where you're cool.

But you don't know you're cool, you know?

No, not like that. Um...

Maybe try, like, a silly one.

Ha! That's great!

I'm really liking these, Dave.

These are going to be great
for your main profile pic.

Dave, take that dumb hat off.
You look ridiculous.

No, he doesn't. He looks cute.

And it's posted.

What? Give me that!

How does this already have 22 likes?

Oh, and what do we have here?

Olivia commented, "cute hat."

What?

-[ringtone]
-[Simon] Alvin, it's Olivia!

Oh, oh! I'll get it.

Olivia, Olivia! Hey!

Sorry, what? You're calling for... Dave?

Oh, well, yes.
Let me see if I can find him.

Dave, it's for you!

No big deal, you know?
Just the girl of my dreams!

[Dave] Thanks, Alvin.
I'll take it in my office!

What is happening?

Simon, I need your help.

Alvin, that's my least favorite sentence
to come out of your mouth.

Look, it's not a big deal.
I just need to learn how to photo-edit.

And you need it for...

You know, make my photos
look cooler on social media.

OK. Well, in that case
I'd be happy to help.

h*, h*!
"I'm just a silly little bubble boy!"

Let's see how much
your followers like this.

And... post!

[Chipmunk song playing]

Simon, I'm still learning
how to work this Instant Gram thing.

But, what are all these
weird pictures of me?

Huh. Looks like someone
has been photo-editing.

[phone beeps]

Oh, Dave! Dave,
looks like you got a text from Olivia.

What? Olivia is texting you now?
Give me that thing.

Let me see. Dave! Dave! Dave!

Alvin, I don't read your texts
and I'd appreciate you not reading mine.

Oh, OK. Uh huh. Yeah.

No problem.

Alvin, would you please just go to sleep?

I am gonna bring him down.

Downtown!

But... bring him down? Why?

Because it's just not right for a father
to be more popular than his son.

Uh, how are you going to bring him down?

I don't know. Oh, I know!

I'll say he doesn't like animals.

He lives with three chipmunks.

Oh, I know. I'll get his phone and post
that he doesn't like firemen!

Everyone loves firemen, Alvin.

Exactly, exactly!

They'll turn on him so fast,
he won't know what hit him!

Alvin! Alvin, don't!

[sighs]

[tense music playing]

-Alvin, what are you doing?
-[screams]

Oh, I was, you know, just...

I thought I would, um,
do a load of laundry.

OK. Don't forget to get permission
from the park ranger.

Oh, Dave, you are totally right.
Safety first.

Nighty-night, now.

-Now if I can just take this...
-No, no...

No, no, stop, no!

[voice on phone] Police department?

Oh, oh. Sorry. No, no emergency.

[whispers] This was a butt-dial.

Sorry, you'll have to speak up.
Is there an intruder in your house?

No, no, stop! Stop, Alvin, no!

We'll be sending someone right over.

No, no, that's not necessary!
Totally not necessary.

Is the intruder
in the house with you now?

-[Dave screams]
-A squad car is on the way.

No! Now listen to me. Don't send anybody.

-[siren wailing]
-Oh, great! Thanks for nothing!

Hey, get in my car! Quick!
Where's your brothers and Dave?

No, officer, they're asleep inside.
But we're fine.

We got a distressing call
from someone inside your home.

Now sit in the squad car
until I'm finished.

Officer, what's happening?

Get back in your house!

Everyone get back in their houses!

I'm not messing around!

[click]

Ha! I'm a ninja.

Ow! Hello?

I'm coming in, and I'm armed.

[screaming]

[thump]

Oh! Oh!

[officer howls]
[Dave yelps]

[bell ringing]

You called the cops on your dad?
That's so uncool.

You could have prevented them
from helping someone.

Wait, wait, no!
Where are you getting your information?

Instant Gram.

You know, Alvin, sometimes
I get mad at my parents too.

One time I left pizza in the back seat
of my dad's car on purpose.

But man, calling the cops?
That's really bad, man.

Not cool, Alvin.

I didn't mean to!

Dave, you've got to help me
win back my street cred!

I'm like a social piranha.

You mean, pariah?

Yes, OK, one of those fish
that no one likes.

Here, here, post a picture of us
for your profile.

Wait, better yet, Dave,

when you pick us up from school tomorrow,
walk around saying something like,

"Where's my favorite son, Alvin?"
But make it sound believable.

Alvin, what's going on?

I just can't believe you're more popular
with my own friends than I am.

You're seriously so lame.

But somehow Olivia likes you
and she's mad at me!

Wait, what? Who?

Olivia, your little texting buddy.
Hello?

Wait, Alvin, do you mean Olivia Ortega?
Elizabeth's daughter?

I don't know her entire family tree,
Dave, but yeah, probably.

Alvin, Olivia's been trying to get me
to meet her mom.

Olivia's a little young for me,
but her mom seems really nice.

Oh, Dave!
Yes, of course. The older mother!

That makes way more sense.

But I still need your help
boosting my Instant Gram following.

Come on, let's take some pictures.

OK, OK, now let's do one
with me on your shoulders.

Now look at me
like I just said something really funny.

Ha-ha! Come on, Dave!
Come on, laugh. Here we go.

Oh, Alvin, no.

Dave, come on!

-Ha, ha. h*, h*.
-Oh, that's good, Dave. That's good.

-[phone beeps]
-Oh, snap!

We just got a like and a comment!

♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪