04x07 - Tour Bus/Game Show

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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

{\an8}♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

OK, come on. Let's go. In. In.
Can't be late for the concert.

Ugh! We would if we could.

Almost there, guys!

Oh. Oh, good. Good news, Dave.

Yeah. Really looking forward
to being able to breathe again.

At least you guys
don't have a microphone

poking you in the head.

Ow!

And which genius decided to bring
this huge bean-bag chair?

Ha! Me!

She thinks I'm a genius.

Cool.

Oh! It's The Jones Brothers!

They must be going
to the same venue as us.

Oh! Oh! Dave! Dave!
Check out that bus!

Oh, oh...
Why don't we have one like that?

Ow! I can't look, Alvin.

[Alvin] What?

Ooh! Cool bus!

[all] Cool!

I want one! I want one!

Alvin, I can't afford it.

Now let's get out, we're here.

-You David Seville?
-Yes.

-Where shall I park your bus?
-Wait. Bus?

Alvin!

Why do you always assume
it's my idea, Dave?

I get blamed for everything!

You're right. I'm sorry, Alvin.
So, who ordered the bus?

-Oh. I did. But...
-I said "No"!

But let's look at the facts.
See?

With a tour bus,
when you get tired...

"Oh, I'm so tired,
but there's no hotel nearby.

Oh, what will I do?"

With a bus,
you can pull over and sleep!

Here. See, Dave?
That... that there is you.

But if you don't wanna pull over,
Jeanette and Simon

are working on
a self-driving feature,

so when you're sleeping,
we don't lose any time.

Is this gonna take long?

Will you please work with me?

Now, not only can you sleep
and not lose any time,

but you needn't worry
about space.

-See? Look!
-All our stuff can fit!

-There's tons of room!
-Yeah! Even for my bean bag!

Theo, you gotta drop
the bean-bag thing.

But, Dave, you're thinking,
"I can't afford this!"

Simon.

I did an extensive analysis,

and it turns out
that the bus Alvin found

is really offered
at a fair price.

In other words,
the deal of the century!

Well, no, no, Alvin.
I didn't say that.

Yeah, but ya kinda did!

-So, Dave, let's review...
-It's a great idea!

And my bean-bag can...

Oh... Well... OK.

[all] Yes!

No take backs!

Wait. Wha... What did he say?

The bus didn't look that bad
in the picture.

-That's why we're here.
-Yeah!

We're gonna fix her up
and make her shine.

[Chipmunk song playing]

Now, keep your eyes closed.

OK. Stop. Stop.

May I present, the one,
the only, Alvin Mobile!

Yeah, that's not
what we're calling it.

Ugh! Whatever.

OK, Dave,
you can open your eyes now.

It looks amazing!

And to make sure everybody knows
you're the captain,

I bought you this!

Oh. Oh. Thanks, Theodore.

Yeah, no,
I'll wear it all the time.

Uh, no... I don't think...
Just... just when you drive.

Right. No, of course. Of course.
You know, when I drive.

Boy, it's really big, isn't it?

I'm not sure I can drive it.

Well, not to worry.
Remember the self-driving option?

Allow me to introduce
Driver Dan!

Just flick the switch
on the dashboard

and Driver Dan drives the bus
while you go back and nap.

Alvin,
Driver Dan is just a decoy.

He doesn't drive the bus.

No, but it's got a self-driving option
you can use.

But the system
isn't quite ready.

Yeah, we're still
sorting out some bugs.

Well, until it's all sorted out,
Old Betsy will have to do.

-So, let's go.
-Oh, do I have time to change?

-Oh, Brittany. I...
-I'll be right back!

-Me too!
-[all] Be right back!

I'll just...
you know, wait in the car here.

But five minutes, guys!

Theodore. Theodore. Which one?

Oh, I don't really know.

Aren't they the exact same shirt?

Oh, you're just totally
not paying attention now. OK?

This one clearly
has a bigger tear.

It doesn't matter, Alvin.
We have to go!

Dave said "Be in the car"
five minutes ago!

Theodore, will you relax?
He's not gonna leave without us.

-Everybody in?
-We must be,

since there's no room
for anyone else.

-Oh, no! They left without us!
-Why would they do that?

Because Dave probably thought
we were in the car,

'cause we were supposed to be!

Then there we have it.
We have to take the bus.

What? No! Jeanette and Simon
said it wasn't ready.

Theodore,
Simon is a perfectionist, OK?

When he says something's not ready,
he means, you know,

like it's 99% ready and just one tiny,
one little tiny percent,

you know, isn't perfect.

Why do we need the dummy,
if he doesn't even drive?

Theodore, so people don't freak
when they don't see a driver.

-Aaah!
-He's cool, right?

Uh... yeah... yeah, I guess.

h*, h*! Let's do this!

Let's see. Let's see. Autopilot.

OK.
Let's type in "Concert Hall".

See, Theodore? Easy peasy.

[contented sigh]

Oh, I can't wait for our fans
to see us arrive in style.

-Alvin style.
-Why not Theodore style?

Theodore, come on.
It doesn't sound nearly as cool. Come on!

[honking]

[gasps]

What's happening?

Oh, thank goodness.

Nothing to worry abou...

[both scream] Aaah!

Aaah!

Whoa!

-OK, everyone, we're here.
-[radio] Watch out

for the out-of-control
red school bus.

Alvin, are you here, Alvin?

OK, everyone out!

We... we have to stop this thing!

Where's the brake?

I... I don't know!

Get out of the vehicle!
Put your hands up!

Get out of the car!
Get out of the vehicle now!

I'm not messing around! Mister!
I'll say this one more time!

-Get out of the bus!
-Officer Dangus,

he doesn't speak English, OK?
But we'll get him for you.

Oh!
Well, of course you're involved!

Sir! Get out of the car!

I'm tired of repeating myself,
so you'd best listen!

What are we going to say
when he sees the dummy?

We'll just tell him
we didn't know. Come on!

Yeah. Right. We didn't know...
because we're... we're stupid.

Oh! Whoa! Are you OK?

Sir, are you OK?

Do you need assistance?

He's just very, very tired,

'cause, well,
he's been driving for days.

Yeah, but his face!

Plastic surgery gone bad.

-Really bad.
-He'd rather not talk about it.

Oh, my stars! I mean,
you hear stories about it,

but you never think
it'd go like that.

Sir, sir, I need to see
your licence and registration.

Sir, I need you to look at me.
Sir?

OK, you're gonna give me
the silent treatment?

Put your hands
up against the car!

I'm calling for backup!

You messed
with the wrong cop today, buddy!

Aaah! He's making an escape!

Dangus calling for backup!
A green 4X4,

travelling south,
carrying a man on its luggage rack.

I can't tell you his description
'cause he is...

Well, he's ugly! OK?
He's super ugly!

I've been told
it's plastic surgery gone wrong!

I'm guessing he tried
to change his identity!

Officer Dangus, let me explain.

Hold on a second.

You don't think I know the difference
between a man and a dummy?

Well, I...

That's the most preposterous story
I've ever heard

in all my years
in law enforcement.

And if you think
I'm going to believe for one minute

-that hunk-a-dora piece of...
-Dangus. Come in, Dangus.

-Dangus here.
-We've caught your suspect.

Your dummy
is awaiting questioning.

[other officers laugh]

Sorry. So... so sorry.

As soon as this concert is over,

and I mean the second
you get off the stage,

you are in big trouble.

[cheering]

Guys...
I've got all the time in the world...

Alvin, get off the stage!

I could stay here all night.

-Alvin!
-Who'd like an encore?

I got lots of songs!

[Dave] Alvin!

[television] You have 30 seconds
to answer.

Gee, Bob, that's a...
that's a hard question.

No! No, it's not a hard question!
It's B!

Uh... I'm gonna go with C.

-[makes buzzer noise] No!
-[buzzer noise]

I'm sorry. That's incorrect.
The correct answer was B,

-the planetary alignment.
-Hey! I said that one!

Wait. Wait. You did?

Well, in my head I did!

Oh, I'm so good at guessing.

I can just feel the answers sometimes.

Guys,
we'd be so good on a game show!

I think it all depends
on the game show.

But, yeah,
I think we'd be pretty good.

-We should do it!
-Wait. Wait. Do what?

What do you think?
Be on a game show!

Alvin, that's not how it works.

You don't just get on a game show
'cause you'd like to.

Oh, yeah? Just watch me.

Hello, Battle of the Families?

This is Alvin Seville.

My family and I would love
to come on your game show.

-Who is this?
-Alvin Seville.

-Who?
-From Alvin and the Chipmunks!

-Balin?
-No. No. With an "A".

-L-V...
-[dial tone]

Hello? Hello?

Yes! Yes! Hello!

I'd like to speak with
whoever's in charge of casting

for your show, I'm an Idiot.

Yes, is this
Who's in the Doghouse?

Who's a Survivor?

Al-vin. Al. Al. Al-vin.
Se-ville.

[dial tone]

Well, guess who got us booked
on a game show?

Uh-huh? And what game show
agreed to book us?

All of a sudden we're so picky.
Does it matter?

-No!
-Uh... yeah.

Well, yeah. I guess...
I guess it does matter.

Well, for your information,
it's a very popular

foreign game show.
And they want to meet with us!

Alvin, look.
If this is another...

Will you just come?

They ordered us a car
to take us to their studio.

[sighs]

[Alvin] So, each of us has a mascot?

Yes, and the mascots
are always different, but always fun!

Well, excuse me,

but what does an alien, a bear,
and a phone represent?

It's random. You know, we like
to keep the audience guessing!

Like, like,
"Wait. What's going on?"

Get it? It's fun! That's what
this show is about! Just fun.

Hey!

Hey!

You'll be asked questions

and every time
you answer incorrectly,

your mascot will perform stunts
that are out of this world!

Per... perform a what?

This will be fun!
Let me give you a quick example.

OK, so pick a category.

Food!

Food! Oh, I love that one. OK.

So, how many grams of protein

are there
in the new Ultra Energy bar?

Almost out of time.

Uh... 10!

Are you positive?

No.

Bear! He just boomed you!

What?
I thought this was a rehearsal.

At the top of the ladder
are monkey bars,

but instead of bars,
they're made of papier-mâché!

Is that safe?

It's definitely a game of chance,
I'll tell you that.

But is it safe?

Let's watch and find out.

Do... do you think he'll be OK?

Of course he's OK, Theodore.

They're not going to let a bear get hurt.
This is a game show.

It's all about fun!

-Oh, no. He fell.
-Boom! Isn't that hilarious?

-It is. It's hilarious.
-I love every time I see it.

Don't worry, the stunts
get even more extreme as we go.

OK, I... I don't wanna do this.

Oh, me neither. Let's go, Alvin.

What about the contract you signed?

Wait. What? Contract?

"All terms agreed to forthwith."

Signed Alvin Seville?

-Alvin!
-[nervous laugh]

If we don't want responsibility
for anyone getting hurt,

we've gotta start studying!

Studying what?

The question today
was so random,

there's no telling
what they'll ask us!

Then we need to study everything!

Quick! How many paperclips
are in each box?

-[Alvin] OK, the answer is planet poop!
-Alvin, it's platypus!

Oh, you're right! I'm losing
my eyesight from the stress!

OK. OK. Come on, guys.
Let's... let's get it together.

How many grams of sugar
are in a Yummy Gummy pack?

Eight grams per gummy.


192 grams of sugar per pack.

You're right!
Guys, guys, we might be OK.

So, guys, this will be fun!

Today, you're gonna
be wearing the outfits.

I'm... I'm sorry. What?

Wait. I thought we were supposed
to answer questions.

That's why we spent
all night studying!

Yeah, well,
originally you were going to,

but then after seeing
how cute and little you were,

we thought,
"What are we thinking?"

You should do
the obstacle course!

Please, no.

Please, no!

And we are live in five, four,
three, two, one...

Hello and welcome to Boom,
the worldwide game show

that is literally exploding
with excitement. Ha, ha, ha!

I'm your host and today we have
local celebrities Calvin, Simon,

and Theodore playing
for their charity of choice.

We're not local celebrities!
Other people know us!

And it's Alvin, with an "A"!

Do not interrupt me.

-Can we cut that?
-Yep!

Good.

Ladies and gentlemen,
let's play Boom!

We're looking for
one lucky audience member

to answer the first question
for our contestants.

Me? I'm the contestant?

Oh, my gosh!
This is gonna be so much fun!

Hi. Yes. Um. Sorry.
Could we get a different person?

Stop talking!

First question.

We all know the early fossil,
commonly known as Lucy...

Wait. We do?

In what country
was the fossil found?

How is he supposed
to know that?

We'll need your answer.

OK, um... Wow. Wow. Wow.

OK, hold on.
Let me think about this.

I'm gonna say two! Final answer!
No take backs!

Wait. Wait. Two?
Two isn't a location!

Let's find out.

Is the answer "two"?

No!

Oh, I'm sorry.
That is incorrect.

The answer
we're looking for is Ethiopia.

Ah, sh**t. Ethiopia, of course!
That was my second guess.

You are getting boomed!

-What are you doing?
-Can I make a quick phone call?

No! You're...

say it with me, audience...
[all] getting boomed!

[Chipmunk song playing]

As we approach
the final Boom challenge,

the Chipmunks have earned
exactly zero points

for their charity.

All three of you
will get boomed at once.

Ha, ha, ha!

But before we hear
the final question,

let's see the final challenge!

If this question
is answered incorrectly,

our little friends here will have
to jump off the platform

and fit perfectly
between the holes

that match their costumes.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Let's begin.

What instrument is Alvin,
from Alvin and the Chipmunks,

known for playing?

Um... I'm gonna say...

two! Wait! No. Giraffe!

-[screaming]
-Let's find out!

[all] Boom!

No! No! You can't be serious!

We'll be destroyed
if we try this!

No, no, you'll be fine!
Trust me.

You gotta jump now, though, OK?

Aaah!

Come on, let's go.

Dave! What are you doing here?

I got Theodore's text message.
What is going on?

I'll tell you what's going on!

These participants are trying
to renege on our contract!

They're kids! They can't sign
a contract without a guardian!

-What were you thinking?
-Hang on a minute.

Alvin wrote that, in Chipmunk years,
he was 45 years old.

Is that not true?

[nervous laugh]

It doesn't really matter.

Your show's got
over 100 safety violations.

So, you're being cancelled
immediately.

Well,
I guess you've been boomed!

Thanks for saving us, Dave.

I can't believe you three got involved
in a dangerous game show

and didn't tell me!

Yeah! You'd have said no!

Can you understand now
why I might say no to that?

Yes. But, Dave,
not all game shows are like that.

I know, Alvin.

But, Dave. If we could all get on
a show like Alive in the Woods,

we could do so well as a family!

-Enough!
-OK. Not Alive in the Woods, but...

[Dave] Alvin!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪