03x01 - It Girl

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Previously on Yellowjackets...

- [GRUNTS]
- [CALLIE] Oh, my f*cking God.

- Did you k*ll that guy?
- Yeah.

- f*ck. Are we going to jail?
- Course not.

- We're here to rescue you.
- [NATALIE] I'm doing a f*cking thing here, Misty.

I don't need you getting in my way.

[MISTY] Finally. Please,

I want to join.

Taissa, you are very sick.

[TAISSA] Things are tense with
Simone's family right now.

Remember what I told you
about my, um, problem?

It's getting worse.

- Tai?
- Hey, Van.

[YOUNG TAISSA] We need to
find a way to stay alive.

[SHOUTING]

There's a place. The
others don't know about it.

- I can take you there.
- Javi!

The wilderness chose.

No... [CRYING]

[BEN] I figured out
where Javi was hiding.

You're not like

the rest of these girls.

I let him die in my place.

You really don't belong in this place.

- Shauna's phone.
- Lottie

is running a wellness center.

I'm on my way there right now.

I think you should go.

[MAN] Sorry to interrupt.
Uh, there's an urgent call

for one of your guests.

[JEFF] Shauna, hey!

Do you recall that missing man?

The authorities believe
they found his remains

buried in Hacklebarney State Park.

This place seems fun.

- [JEFF] Go find your mother.
- [CALLIE] What?

- What are you gonna do?
- I'm going to take care of this.

- What does that mean?
- It means I have a plan, Callie. So just go.

You followed us here.

Only 'cause you wouldn't
tell us where your wife was.

- I k*lled Adam Martin.
- Jeff, what the f*ck you doing?

I did it to protect our family.

[WALTER] Jeff Sadecki, I presume?

Do you want to help me move this body?

[LOTTIE] It won't stop

until it gets what it wants.

[SHAUNA] You know there's no "it."

It was just us.

[LOTTIE] You can submit or you can run.

- [g*nsh*t]
- Don't move!

[LOTTIE] We tried to k*ll you

and it wouldn't let us.

The wilderness chose who fed us,

it's already chosen who should lead us.

[LISA] You k*lled people? Tell me!

[NATALIE] Move!

[GASPS]

[MISTY] I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Fire! Get up, get up, get up!

[PULSING MUSIC]

♪

[EERIE MUSIC]

♪

[PANTING]

[DISTORTED VOICES WHISPERING]

[GIRLS SHOUTING, WHOOPING]

[GEN] I know I saw her.

[AKILAH] Maybe it was
one of us. Come on.

- [SHOUTS]
- Oh!

What the f*ck, Shipman?

[SHAUNA] Give it to me!

- f*ck you!
- [GRUNTING]

Get off me, gaywad!

Let go of it!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[SCREAMS]

Oh, what is even happening right now?

- Hey, Shauna!
- [CLAMORING]

Hey!

- [MARI] She bit me!
- [TAISSA] Hey!

Right? You all saw that, right?

Yeah, yeah. You know the rules, Mari.

You get tagged, you give it up.

I don't have it.

sh*t.

["MAXWELL m*rder" BY RANCID]

- [SHAUNA] It's f*cking Quigley!
- You knew.

♪ Same old game that he's playing ♪

♪ His rules are never fair ♪

♪ Nobody want to look
back, everybody want to ♪

♪ Get high tonight before
they run out of time ♪

♪ Where's the felon, yeah
the chargeable felon ♪

♪ The name of the crook
who committed the crime ♪

♪ 999 if you really want the truth ♪

♪ Dial 999 if you can't see it through ♪

♪ He ain't Jack the Ripper,
he's your ordinary crook ♪

♪ Calling Maxwell m*rder for you ♪

♪ Maxwell got a hand in this plan ♪

♪ He knows who you are in this plan ♪

♪ Chop the rock before you bought it ♪

♪ Sickness Maxwell knows
you caught it, 999... ♪

[CHEERING]

We did it! We did it!

Olly olly oxen free! We won! We won!

[GIRLS CHEERING]

Psych.

I was just decoy, biyatch.

That's backwards, moron.

Buzz, buzz, buzz!

[ALL CHANTING] Buzz,
buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

[CHEERING]

♪ Calling Maxwell m*rder for you ♪

["NO RETURN" BY CRAIG
WEDREN AND ANNA WARONKER]

♪ It was cool, nothing fire ♪

♪ Nothing broke ♪

♪ Keep simple ♪

♪ Nothing tired, nothing old ♪

♪ Same as you ♪

♪ Same as you ♪

♪ Oh, so cute, so revival ♪

♪ So alone ♪

♪ Birthday suit, just a smile ♪

♪ No one home ♪

♪ Same as you ♪

♪ Same as you ♪

[VOCALIZING]

♪ No return, no return ♪

♪ No reason ♪

♪ No return, no return ♪

♪ No reason ♪

♪ No return, no return ♪

♪ No reason ♪

♪ No return, no return ♪

♪ No reason ♪

["MORNING HAS BROKEN" BY CAT STEVENS]

♪

♪ Morning has broken ♪

♪ Like the first morning ♪

♪ Blackbird has spoken

♪ Like the first bird ♪

♪ Praise for the singing ♪

♪ Praise for the morning ♪

♪ Praise for them springing ♪

♪ Fresh from the world ♪

♪ Sweet the rains new fall ♪

♪ Sunlit from Heaven ♪

♪ Like the first dewfall ♪

♪ On the first grass ♪

♪ Praise for the sweetness ♪

♪ Of the wet garden ♪

♪ Sprung in completeness ♪

♪ Where His feet... ♪

[BLOWS HORN]

Loser says what?

- Knock it off, Mar.
- How's your hand?

Hey, aren't you coming?

I'm good.

Wait. It's just...

Van's been working so hard and...

So, are you asking me if I want to go

or telling me I have to?

Y-You don't have to do anything, Shauna.

I was just checking in.

And I deeply appreciate it, my queen.

[VAN] Welcome to the first annual

Summer Solstice Festival!

[CHEERING]

Annual?

Before we get started,

congratulations to the
winners of Capture the Bone,

a name I still think we should consider

workshopping further.

Spread that V, dot that I...

[GIRLS] Roll that C-T-O-R-Y.

Boo!

[VAN] Per our wager, I hope

the rest of you enjoy being
our servants for the day.

[MARI] Yeah!

[VAN] Now, let's get started, shall we?

Previously, on The Yellowjackets...

[CHEERING]

[VAN] On the verge of making history

by sweeping nationals without giving up

a single goal, thanks mostly
to the raddest goalkeeper

in the history of the sport...

- Ooh! Boo!
- [LAUGHING]

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Let's go!

[GROUP EXCLAIMS]

Our heroes...

no, our she-roes...

were robbed of fame and fortune

by the cruel hand of fate

and by mechanical failure

or possibly pilot error. Unclear.

But... no mere plane crash

could keep our intrepid girls...

and a few dudes... down.

No, they rose to this new challenge

like the champions they
were always meant to be.

[SHAUNA] God, I f*cking hate them.

Like, sorry I'm not psyched
to hear some bullshit story

about our adventures in the woods.

My best friend is dead. My baby is dead.

I held his body when it
was covered in my blood

and then I had to put his
corpse out in the cold

while everyone else talked about

f*cking sacrifices and miracles.

But with their sacrifices

came miracles.

They survived hunger.

They survived blizzards.

They survived...

the sh*t bucket.

[LAUGHING]

Now, could they survive

an unthinkable attack

by a raging psychopath?

A homicidal monster

masquerading as a hot...

if you're into that kind of thing...

high school soccer coach?

You bet your a*s they could.

[CHUCKLING]

Now, thanks to their
unlikely new leader...

- Mm-hmm.
- they worked

for 12 days and nights to feed

the very fire that destroyed their home.

And seeing their courage
and their faith...

... the wilderness then provided

the greatest miracle yet.

Spring came.

And with it, a new beginning.

[SHAUNA] How's this story for you?

Once upon a time,

a bunch of teenage girls got
stranded in the wilderness

and they went completely f*cking nuts.

Thanks to Nat's training,
Gen provided game to eat.

[CHEERING]

Thanks to Tai, they were
able to build new shelters.

Handy lesbians for the win.

They worshipped evil spirits
and they hunted their friends

and they feasted on their flesh
and they f*cking liked it.

So they told themselves
stupid fairy tales

and pretended they
were brave and strong.

Thanks to the fact that they're a team,

they never gave up hope

that their story does not end here.

Wow.

[WHOOPING]

[SHAUNA] Because the reality was

that even if rescue came,

they could never go home again.

Go, go, go!

[SHAUNA] Because of what they'd done.

Because of what they'd
become. That's the truth.

And hearing anything else makes
me want to just f*cking...

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

♪

[RINGTONE PLAYS]

Oh, f*cking sh*t.

[KNOCKING]

[SHAUNA] Cals, are you still here?

I'm getting dressed.

Oh, my God, you're running so late.

That's very helpful.

Oh, I made oatmeal.

- Which I hate.
- I know it's disgusting

but I think we should
start eating more of it.

I'll keep that in mind.

Um...

It's Natalie's funeral today.

- I'm sorry.
- She already been cremated.

But today is, like,
the whole service and...

I, uh... I really have to go.

You left the dinner dishes
in the sink last night.

I had a ton of homework.
I'll do them when I get home.

How hard is it to just do them?

All you have to do is
just rinse off the dishes

and just put them in the dishwasher.

Really?

After everything that's happened,

you're worried about the dishes?

[SNIFFS]

Is that...

Callie, have you been smoking chronic?

[SCOFFS]

- Did you just say chronic?
- I did.

And I regret it, deeply.

It's your dad, it's... Doesn't matter.

It is 7:30 in the morning.

I don't even know what
you're talking about.

But as you pointed
out, I'm already late.

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[NARRATOR ON EARBUDS]
We see the wizard of tones

preparing to start the exercise.

- [CLEARS THROAT]
- We know that

- when the bell rings,
- [MUFFLED] Misty?

we should be in a comfortable position.

And ready for meditation.

Misty!

[CLEARS THROAT]

Sorry to interrupt.

I just wanted to let you know

that there was an alert on

the "Meetings Are m*rder,

Unless They're About m*rder" board.

Now, I know you don't go there anymore

'cause of your creative
differences with Eric.

But it-it seemed like
a pretty tasty one.

"Tasty" was a weird word choice.

Anything else?

Well, um... actually, yes.

I just wanted to see what
time you wanted to leave

for Natalie's memorial.

Memorials and funerals are

time-honored grieving
technologies, Misty.

Are we done here?

Yes. Of course.

I'm sorry. It's not my place.

What's that?

Huh?

Oh, that? [CHUCKLES]

I wasn't even sure I
should tell you about it,

or just handle it myself.

It's just, with Natalie's
Myers-Briggs type

and her lifelong nomadic tendencies,

I figured there was a
high probability of her

keeping a storage unit in the area.

I did some digging, and...

that's the key.

Somebody should probably
make sure there isn't anything

incriminating in there.

Or sentimental, I-I guess.

I'm happy to handle it if-if
you're not feeling up to it.

I'll take care of it.

Okay.

[INTRIGUING MUSIC]

♪

[ORGAN PLAYING "AMAZING GRACE"]

♪

[WHEELS RATTLING]

[INHALING]

Holy f*cking Christ.

Shh. Church, Shauna.

Jesus.

[ORGAN STOPS PLAYING]

Natalie liked her swings, all right.

I had to push her till it got dark.

She'd throw a fit if I didn't.

So, I pushed her.

I'm her mother.

Anyhow, it's over now.

Okay.

That's it.

[ORGAN BEGINS PLAYING A HYMN]

[SHAUNA] To Nat.

- Nat.
- Nat.

[LANGUID POP PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]

♪

f*ck, she's really gone.

Her dad, that whole horror show.

Yeah, it's a miracle she survived...

before, you know, we survived.

You can just say, "Ate
each other." I mean...

[LAUGHS] Nat was never one for bullshit.

I feel like she'd appreciate
us just going right at it.

[CHUCKLES]

What does any of it mean, anyway?

Nat's life.

Our lives.

I mean, if you're lucky,
it's smoke and mirrors,

and you can't even remember half of it.

Well, you're a laugh
riot today, aren't you?

If I died tomorrow,

what would people say at my funeral?

We'd lie and say nice things.

I mean normal people.

- [LAUGHS]
- Here lies Shauna Sadecki.

Besides whatever the
hell she did "out there,"

she was the worst wife
and mother on the planet.

- Hey, come on.
- Stop.

She's survived by a messed-up daughter

and a husband who

blossomed after her death.

Here lies Taissa Turner,

the first state senator
to impeach herself

before taking office.

Knock it off, both of you. Just...

No one's dying tomorrow.

So, I feel like we still have
time to workshop our eulogies

before we all reconvene in hell.

Speaking of hell, where is Misty?

You told her about the funeral, right?

You said you would.

Lottie's not here either.

Because she's in a facility for the...

differently sane.

Yeah, uh, whatever. It's fine.

I'm sure Citizen Detective
Quigley could have

found out some other way.

She's probably bugged the table

and she's listening right now.

- Yeah.
- [CHUCKLES]

Hey, you good?

What is it?

Oh, um... nothing.

[LAUGHS] Testing.

Testing, one, two, three.

Quigley, are you there

or are you making love to your parrot?

[CHUCKLES] Those things aren't
mutually exclusive, you know.

- Oh, come on.
- [SHAUNA] Mm.

You go, Misty.

[HAUNTING MUSIC]

♪

♪

♪

Can you help me with this?

[GRUNTS SOFTLY]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[LAUGHING]

[SHAUNA] Here.

[MARI] Hey, watch it.

That's our dinner.

- [GEN LAUGHS] Okay.
- [MARI] Oh, Jeeves...

- [SNAPS FINGERS]
- Could one of you bottle us

some berry wine over here?

Don't.

Can't believe we didn't
eat that b*tch first.

Mari's so dumb I heard she
chipped a tooth on her vibrator.

Wait. Do you, like,
actually have a personality?

[CHUCKLES]

Hey, Shauna, can you, uh, try this on?

I hope I didn't make it too heavy,

but Lottie asked me

to make you something really special

for the ceremony tonight.

Why?

Oh.

Well, because you're his mother.

I'm not wearing that.

Are you sure?

'Cause I really think that

- it will make you feel better...
- Get the f*ck off of me.

Oops. My bad.

[TENSE MUSIC]

♪

Are you guys meeting now?

Do you want me to, um, to take minutes?

Nope.

[NATALIE] Thanks, uh, Misty,

but, uh, we're good.

Um, you were the MVP today.

You should just relax. Enjoy it.

Okay. [LAUGHS]

Bye, Misty.

[EXHALES] Who's up first?

Okay, then.

How's the hunting lately?

Good. The deer are running
like crazy in the north valley.

Have you seen anything
while you're out there?

- Like murderous pyro tracks?
- [NATALIE] Stop.

You guys, we've talked about this.

There's no way that he's alive.

- Nat.
- [NATALIE] I've scouted

every inch of this place for miles.

There's no sign of him.

Either he starved or he froze to death.

I'm telling you, Coach is dead.

[DARK MUSIC]

[GRUNTING SOFTLY]

♪

[SIGHS]

[GRUNTS]

[NATALIE] Well, I guess that's it.

Okay.

[TAISSA] Hey, Nat.

Can we talk?

This thing between Shauna and Mari...

Uh, Shauna's in a mood and Mari's Mari.

It'll blow over.

It's not like this
morning was the first time.

I really think you need to talk to them.

And what? Tell them to start
liking each other or else?

Maybe I should make
them say one nice thing

- about each other.
- [SIGHS]

[CHUCKLES] Come on.

Tai, it's dumb girl sh*t.

We have, you know, we
have actual life or death

- to deal with here.
- That's my point, Nat.

Maybe out here, it's all life or death.

Don't forget what happened to Jackie.

[EERIE MUSIC]

♪

[PANTING]

[HOLLOW THUD]

[HOLLOW THUD]

[PULSING MUSIC]

♪

[GRUNTING]

[EXHALES]

[LATCH CLICKS]

[EXHALES]

[EXHALES]

- [MOANS]
- [SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

[AVA] She OD'd on fentanyl.

My mom says it's true.

They were doing weird
cult sh*t in the woods.

That one there, she was, like, the guru.

[CHORTLING]

Callie's mom was there, you know.

They k*lled pigs and ate them raw,

then smeared their
guts all over themselves

and had this totally drugged-out orgy.

We should so get Kyle drunk,

then ask if Callie's
into freaky sh*t, too.

- [CHUCKLES]
- Definitely.

- Oh, my God, yeah.
- [SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

♪

[TAISSA] He's my son, too.

I know he doesn't want to talk to me,

but if you could just
put him on for one second.

No, no... You know what?

Maybe you don't want me to talk to him.

What are you telling him, Simone? I...

You all right?

[SCOFFS]

No.

You don't look too hot, either.

[EXHALES] Yeah. Well, turns out

doing shots in the middle
of the day is not great

when you're dying of cancer.

You're terminal. What are
you scared of, a fatty liver?

Hilarious.

You didn't sign a single one? Van.

I signed the DNR.

Happy? That way, when I flatline,

everyone will know they can go to lunch.

Don't shut me out.

Please, come stay in my room.

It's been weeks.

Why can't we be together?

Why? Are you f*cking kidding me?

What did you ditch me for...
the veneer of respectability?

Your high-powered law degree?

The irony, the tragic joke,

is that you ended up g*y
anyway and married to a woman,

a woman you're still f*cking married to.

So, instead of asking me
why, at the end of my life,

I'm not leaping at the opportunity

to sleep with you, how about
you just go f*ck yourself?

Can I at least take you to dinner?

If you're up for it? I
feel like we could both

stand to get out of this house.

I literally just told
you to go f*ck yourself,

- and you're asking me out?
- Did I mention

it'll be stupidly
expensive and I'm paying?

[BIRDSONG]

[SOFT WHIRRING]

Oh, f*ck.

- Hey! Callie!
- Jesus, hi.

Why are you delivering SwiftEATS?

Mm, Tammy took me back,
said I had to get a job.

And this is what you chose?

My application is pending at NASA.

Give me the bag, Randy.

[SIGHS] I took a peek inside.

- That is one weird order.
- [LAUGHS] Yeah, uh...

- Hurry up and give it to me.
- [GRUNTS] Be careful.

- It's heavy.
- Bye.

[QUIRKY MUSIC]

♪

[SIGHS]

Oh, sh*t.

Hey, Principal Benic.

Everything okay with Callie?

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

[COUGHS] I'm sorry.

She did what?

[ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC]

♪

[EXHALES]

[LOTTIE] Are they kicking in yet?

Can you feel anything?

I feel everything.

And nothing.

Did you ever notice that
everything and nothing

are both filled with things?

[LOTTIE] Why don't you sit with me?

[GRUNTS, EXHALES]

Dude, you're so high.

[LAUGHS] I am so high.

You know, it's okay to be angry
about what happened to Javi.

And to your dad.

Well, what about Shauna?

Grieving's not a competition, Travis.

I did try to talk to her, but we...

She kind of shut me out.

"Needing a shrink doesn't
make you a shrink,"

quote unquote.

You had a shrink?

Shrinks. Plural.

Huh.

And the pills they gave
me made it so I stopped...

... mm, you know...

... seeing things.

Anyway, um...

whose therapy session is this, anyway?

And then you got out here

and you started seeing things again.

Until I didn't.

[DISTANT RUMBLING]

[LOW RUMBLE]

Do you hear something?

No.

- Why, do you?
- It...

- It's...
- [LOW RUMBLE]

It's the trees.

[LOW RUMBLE]

T-They're crying.

No.

No, they're... they're screaming.

- [SCREECHING]
- [TRAVIS SCREAMING]

Travis, it's not-it's not real.

It's not real. It's not real!

You really can't hear that?

No.

[PANTING]

You will.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

♪

[LOW RUMBLE]

[GRUNTS]

[PANTING]

[SNIFFLES]

[EXHALES]

That's pretty good.

[GRUNTS]

Come and get it, Bambi.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Guts?

Our daughter was suspended

for assaulting girls with guts?

I mean, come on, "as*ault."

It's... [SCOFFS]

It's not like she had a g*n and a mask.

She had, like, some
intestines and a liver.

You just said, Shauna,
you just said that

their parents are calling it as*ault.

"Calling it."

And we're sure, uh... Aw, Jesus.

We're sure that they weren't human?

- The girls?
- The guts.

Like, the... the guts, Shauna.

- Oh.
- Shauna.

Oh, no. Of course they weren't.

You can't... you can't just

DoorDash human entrails.

I mean, like, have you talked to her?

Where is she? Where is she? Cal?

She's gonna be home in, like, an hour.

She wanted to get a boba.

Uh... [SIGHS]

Uh-huh.

Why would she do that?

Why would she do such a thing?

Oh, I don't know, honey. It's...

[SIGHS] She's talked
about going vegan, right?

Maybe it was some kind of statement?

Do you think? Or, like, I don't know,

Gen Z TikTok bullshit.

Yeah.

Crazy.

You're hungry?

Oh, my God.

I'm just not gonna freak out.

Okay? It's only gonna make things worse.

Than what, Shauna?

Because six weeks ago, our
daughter saw your friends,

wearing animal masks,

chasing you through
the woods with knives.

She shot one of 'em...

who's in the loony bin now...

and then she watched Natalie die.

And we told her that I'm a blackmailer.

And you're a m*rder*r.

That's not typical trauma.

That's not a typical childhood,

and I think it's real possible
our daughter's not okay.

We're just leaving these open now?

We don't close these anymore?

[SNIFFS]

Did you smoke some chronic?

No. Mm-mmm.

By the way, nobody
calls it chronic anymore.

You have to stop that.

Noted.

[EASY LISTENING MUSIC
PLAYING SOFTLY ON SPEAKERS]

Foie gras with our
house-made cotton candy.

Chef recommends one bite.

Thank you for making that clear.

Thanks.

[SIGHS]

This is the hot ticket, huh?

You kidding?

I had to call a guy to call
a guy just to get us in.

We doing this?

Mmm.

Mm.

I'm sorry, don't you want to take

a flamethrower to this place?

Why do people come here?

Don't they see how stupid it is?

What a waste of their f*cking life?

[SCOFFS] Jesus.

f*ck it. You want to just get a pizza

and a quart of fudge ripple?
We can eat it on the roof.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Deal.
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Um...

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

You remember the night
of Amber Nutting's party?

We went to that diner
off of, uh, Route 9.

[LAUGHS] What, are you serious?

Completely.

You're a senator.

Was.

And I'm disgraced. Hm.

sh*t, in New Jersey, that
means you can do anything.

I'll go first. You meet me out back.

Excuse me, darling.

I just need to use the ladies' room.

Do be quick. Every minute away from you

- is a t*rture.
- Mm.

[PENSIVE MUSIC]

♪

["I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW" BY TIFFANY]

It's okay.

- [LAUGHING]
- It's okay.

- Excuse me. Ma'ams.
- sh*t, Tai, it's our waiter.

- Think you forgot to pay.
- What?

- Excuse me.
- Yes, he's, like, in pursuit.

- Just be... be cool.
- Hello.

- f*ck. Just run.
- [YELLS]

f*ck. Hey!

♪ Children behave ♪

♪ That's what they say
when we're together ♪

♪ And watch how you play ♪

♪ They don't understand, and so ♪

♪ We're running just
as fast as we can... ♪

This way.

♪ Holding on to one another's hand... ♪

- Whoa!
- [HONKING]

♪ Trying to get away into the night ♪

♪ And then you put your
arms around me... ♪

[HONKS]

Whoa, whoa. Whoa.

Hey, man, you okay?

[GASPING]

Hey.

Hey. Hey, somebody help!

Sir? Sir, sir?

Hey. Hey, man, it's gonna be okay.

Just stay with me. One. Two. Three.

[VOICE FADING] Hey, stay with me, man.

[TAISSA PANTING, LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

["GLYCERINE" BY BUSH]

♪ It must be your skin ♪

♪ I'm sinking in ♪

♪ It must be for real ♪

♪ 'Cause now I can feel ♪

♪ I don't want this ♪

♪ Remember that ♪

♪ I'll never forget where you're at ♪

♪ Don't let the days ♪

♪ Go by ♪

♪ Glycerine ♪

♪ Glycerine ♪

[UNEASY MUSIC]

♪

What?

Nothing.

[MOANING]

[GIRLS LAUGHING]

God, the service here is slow.

[LAUGHING]

[GEN] Oh, garçon.

Okay.

So, for your solstice
dining pleasure or whatever,

we have deer soup.

[TAISSA] Also known as
braised venison stew,

served with our finest
vintage of berry wine.

[ALL] Ooh.

Bon appétit.

What? Aren't you hungry?

Go ahead.

Just give me a reason.

What the f*ck? Shauna
just spit in my food.

[GROANS] Here we go.

- [GEN] Come on.
- [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

Are you gonna do something
about this or what?

Jesus Christ. Shauna,
did you spit in her soup?

What?

No. The fact that you even
think I would is insulting.

[SCOFFS]

[TENSE MUSIC]

♪

You should eat.

I worked hard to make it.

I should f*cking kick your a*s.

- [GRUNTS]
- [SHAUNA YELLS]

[WHIMPERING]

I told you to eat, b*tch!

That's it! That's it!

I've f*cking had it with this sh*t!

If everyone wants me to be
the camp counselor, then fine.

Starting tomorrow, you're
both on house arrest.

Stay in your shelters.

I don't want to see your
faces for a week, okay? Got it?

[MARI] What?

Uh, this is bullshit. She attacked me.

Keep going, Mar, I'll make it two weeks.

Oh. You know what?

f*ck this.

You know, screw all of you.

I'm out of here!

Let her go. Don't let her
ruin the rest of the night.

[THE RUNAWAYS' "CHERRY b*mb" PLAYING]

♪ Can't stay at home,
can't stay in school ♪

♪ Old folks say, "You
poor little fool... " ♪

Can I get you something?

[SCOFFS] Well, I'm not
here to do my taxes.

[GRUNTS]

♪ Hello, Daddy... ♪

It's not even tax season.

I need a drink.

What kind?

Espresso mart... Wait. [CHUCKLES]

Scratch that, um...

I'll have a whiskey.

Straight up.

♪ Come on, baby, let me get to you... ♪

I mean, you can do your
taxes early, but, uh...

- [LAUGHS] not this early, right?
- [LIQUID POURS]

♪ Hello, Daddy, hello, Mom ♪

♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch ♪

♪ Cherry b*mb ♪

♪ Hello, world, I'm your wild girl ♪

♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch... ♪

- Nice jacket.
- [BOTTLES OPENING]

I'll have another.

[CLEARS THROAT] Keep 'em coming.

♪ Hello, Mom, I'm your
ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch ♪

♪ Cherry b*mb ♪

♪ Hello, world, I'm your wild girl ♪

♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch ♪

♪ Cherry b*mb... ♪

Again.

♪ Hey, street boy, want some style... ♪

Another.

♪ Your dead-end dreams don't ♪

♪ Make you smile ♪

♪ I'll give you something to live for ♪

♪ Have you and grab
you until you're sore ♪

♪ Hello, Daddy, hello, Mom... ♪

Again.

Ma'am, that's seven
shots of rail whisky.

Think you've had enough.

[NATALIE] You shouldn't take
sh*t from dirtbags like that.

♪ Cherry b*mb... ♪

You don't have to take sh*t from anyone.

♪ Cherry b*mb, cherry b*mb... ♪

[MEN LAUGHING]

♪ Cherry b*mb ♪

[CHUCKLES]

You got a problem with my jacket?

W-What?

My jacket.

Look, we're kind of in
the middle of a game here.

Oh, well... [CHUCKLES]

Life's a game, you know?

And we're all in the middle of it.

Hey.

Look, I didn't mean anything by it.

It's a cool jacket, that's all.

I don't have to take
your sh*t, you know.

I-I know I don't look like someone

that you need to be
worried about, but...

[LAUGHS]

I'm trouble.

I've lit dicks on fire.

You don't believe me?

- What the hell?
- Whoa!

Hey, hey, hey!

Ugh. Who's got a lighter?

I know someone smokes in
here. Who's got a lighter?

Whoa.

Do not touch the jacket, okay?

Security!

[SIGHS] Okay, next,
the Teapot Dome scandal.

This is insane. We're
not doing this anymore.

Okay, if you ever want
to use the car again,

you will stay where you are.

You don't like homeschooling?

[SCOFFS] Don't get suspended next time.

Teapot Dome.

- f*ck it, I don't know.
- No swearing in my class.

Fine, fu...

[SIGHS] Teapot Dome.

A teapot fell from the dome

of the Capitol when some
workers were having tea up there,

and it almost k*lled the president.

- Which president?
- I don't know. Trump?

[IMITATES GAMESHOW BUZZER]

I'm afraid the answer is Warren Harding.

That is not the answer.

Mm.

Where's Dad?

Oh, he's at the gym.

He's... mad, huh?

Yeah.

But, you know, mostly, he's concerned.

And confused.

We both are.

Can you talk to me, Cals? I...

All the stuff that you saw at Lottie's.

Nat dying.

- I mean, if you're having dark thoughts...
- I didn't do the guts thing

because I'm damaged or a psycho,

I-I did it because Chloe
and her dumbass friends

were talking sh*t behind my back.

What kind of sh*t?

They said that when Natalie OD'd,

- you were doing weird sex stuff.
- Wow, cool.

I just...

wanted to teach them a lesson.

That's all it was?

- Yes.
- Oh...

Do you...

want to see the whole thing?

Do you have it on video?

Yeah. Ilana took it.

Oh.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- Are you recording?
- [ILANA] Hell yeah.

[SIGHS]

Did you guys see her the
other day with her boyfriend?

- Oh, sad.
- Someone caught her looking sad

- like t-that, beside her.
- [LAUGHING]

[CHLOE] Brown bagging it today, huh?

[CALLIE] My mom packed my lunch.

I have way too much.

- Oh, my God.
- [GIRLS SCREAMING]

You freak!

[CHLOE] Oh, my God.

- [SHAUNA LAUGHS]
- [BOY] Oh, my God.

See? I'm not a serial k*ller.

[STUDENTS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY]

Yeah. I mean, that's
just f*cking hilarious.

It's...

Oh, my God, it's so
good. Just play it again.

- Really?
- Yeah, yeah. [LAUGHS]

- Okay.
- Okay.

[HYPNOTIC MUSIC]

♪

[SIGHS]

I know I don't look dangerous,
but don't f*ck with me.

f*ck' crotch your burn.

Misty, it's me, Walter.

[SIGHS]

I'm not in need of your
assistance right now, Walter.

Misty, come on. Just
let me take you home.

I-I don't understand. Why
are you pushing me away?

That's exactly why...
because you don't understand.

And the only people who understand

are my friends, my teammates.

So... Ugh. Where's my phone?

I'll just call them.

Shauna will come get me or Tai or...

Probably not Van, but...

They're not coming, Misty.

How do you know?

Because you left your phone at the bar.

That's how I found you.

And apparently the bartender
of the establishment

you just besmirched
was a Good Samaritan,

and instead of calling
the cops for what sounds

pretty clearly like felony as*ault,

he started calling your saved contacts.

Misty.

No one answered until he got to W.

God, I miss her so much.

And it's all my fault.

And she's gone and it's my fault.

[SOBS] No!

Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

Hey.

I love her. [SOBS]

- I know. It's not your fault.
- I miss her so much.

[MOURNFUL MUSIC]

Natalie...

♪

She was my best friend.

I got you.

[SOBBING]

[CALLIE LAUGHS]

[INQUISITIVE MUSIC]

♪

[HUMMING A TUNE]

[SPRINKLES RATTLE]

[SCREEN DOOR OPENS]

[CLOSES CANISTER LID]

[CANISTER THUDS ON COUNTER]

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

♪

- [JEFF] Hey.
- [GASPS]

- Oh, my God!
- Oh, geez!

[BOTH PANTING]

- Dad.
- What?

- What?
- Oh, my God.

[SIGHS] All right.

It's a suspension, Cal,
it's not a vacation.

Go to bed.

Okay.

[SOMBER MUSIC]

♪

On this...

... shortest night of the
year, we gather to honor

three souls that have
slipped into the darkness

that lasts forever.

We celebrate their sacrifice.

We grieve their loss.

And rejoice at the knowledge
that they're still here with us.

We know that they are because
we can still hear them.

Because we can still feel them.

Because they haven't gone.

They've just returned to a
place that waits for all of us.

We call to Javi,

now with the wilderness,
to watch over us.

[ALL] Watch over us.

We call to Jackie,

now with the wilderness, guide us.

[ALL] Guide us.

We call to the child,

now with the wilderness, deliver us.

- Deliver us.
- [ALL] Deliver us.

[SCREECHING IN DISTANCE]

Do you hear that?

Hear what?

[GASPS]

- [BABY CRYING]
- [INSECTILE CHITTERING]

- [GROWLING]
- [SHRIEKING]

- [CHITTERING]
- [SHRIEKING]

[ROARING]

[TAISSA] Jesus Christ, what...

- [RUMBLING]
- [BIRD-LIKE SCREECHING]

- [SOUNDS TAPER OFF]
- Oh, my God.

Travis, is that what you heard?

["I WILL SURVIVE" BY CAKE]

♪

[INDISTINCT WHISPERING]

[WHIMPERING IN DISTANCE]

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

[PAINED MOANING]

♪ At first I was afraid ♪

♪ I was petrified ♪

♪ I kept thinking I could never ♪

♪ Live without you by my side ♪

♪ But then I spent so many nights ♪

♪ Just thinking how you done me wrong ♪

♪ I grew strong... ♪

[MARI] Help! Help!

♪ And so you're back ♪

♪ From outer space ♪

♪ I just walked in to find you here ♪

♪ With that-that look upon your face ♪

♪ I should have changed
my f*cking lock ♪

♪ I would have made you leave your key ♪

♪ If I'd have known
for just one second ♪

♪ You'd be back to bother me ♪

♪ Oh, now go ♪

♪ Walk out the door ♪

♪ Just turn around now ♪

♪ You're not welcome anymore ♪

♪ Weren't you the one who tried
to break me with desire? ♪

♪ Did you think I'd crumble? ♪