01x30 - The Lamb Chop Star

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a message from the foundation for a

better life

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like is Lambchop ready her show starting

and she should be I don't think so in

rollers for sure today it would be

better for Lambchop to do the show with

straight hair than to keep the audience

waiting hail and shot right

you know today would be better for you

to do the show with straight here rather

than keeping your audience waiting it

goes funny when there's so much humility

humility yeah it's been a very human you

mean damn yeah yeah well why don't you

do something to news them and I'll go

take my rollers out and get ready

Electra haha I have to do something to

amuse you yeah

today lamb chop is going to do the whole

show her friends have convinced her that

she should do the whole show so this is

really gonna be the lamb chop show if

you're into fun and you love to play if

you like funny jokes if you like to

dance to a slamming sound and you're

like having lots of friends Ryan if

you're one of those it slips by the

world

you're about to squeeze the other let me

see

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yeah and especially you I have just

figured out such a good way to draw

Lambchop oh it's really a cartoon and

you're gonna love it because you can do

it too

bye I get my two front teeth to be able

to draw hmm you don't have to I'm going

to teach you to draw it now I promise no

Charlie

can you draw you can I draw me no not

you you not me late charlie horse you is

a letter is a letter yes is a letter to

you as a letter and I athletic yes oh

good Lea's letter is Charlie horse you

that's right charlie class name no no no

yeah yeah yeah charlie was look you all

the letter you that you is Lambchop I

thought you said that you was made if

you can draw you you can draw a lamb

chop how can that be we don't look alike

oh you're gonna get it can you draw you

if you control a you and a couple of

straight sticks oh you're talking to

them if you can draw you and a couple of

straight sticks you can draw a really

really good cartoon of lamb chop tell me

all right for her nose I'm gonna draw a

little stick and a little you so far you

telling the truth make her eyes click so

she can see what they're doing okay I'm

gonna make a couple of use on one side

and a couple of use on the other and

there's lamb chops eyes I'm gonna make a

you for an ear and are you for the other

ear is the you and a couple of upside

down use for the hair how about her body

all right where should I start I'll

start with her big belly who I'm gonna

tell you said that well if there's no

chops big belly and now her legs okay

a little foot down here no legs okay

some sideways use some more sideways use

some sideways you so more sideways use

arms arms okay a stick for each side of

the arm are you for the thumb and are

you for the mitten make her a right hand

she's a righty I know she's ready okay

two sticks a little you for the thumb

and a you for the mitten and she's done

nananana what what what she lacking

buttons buttons okay

you you are you tickled and there's

there's Lambchop now you can do that

can't you

yeah I guess I could I was talking to

them oh oh gee I wish I could draw like

that I mean that's like magic

well you can and if you go get your

felt-tip pens I'll teach you no no I

can't why not no confidence no pens they

dried up Oh lamb chop hmm

it's time for you to start your own show

you know okay let me help you it's very

simple it's a very light color you can

hardly see it

you rub it on the bottom left then you

rub it on the top then you go mmm

and you mush it all up yeah now put it

on me all right I wrap it on the bottom

left there Evan on the top there and now

rub your lips together that's enough

mm-hmm don't chef let me see your lips

oh it's good okay now ladies and

gentlemen it's time for lamb chop to

start her own show why don't you start

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and people let's hear it for ya

I'm Chuck today I am a star you're a

star twinkle twinkle

oh hi charley horse like my ladies and

people it is lamb chop did you calm down

but she's acting like Beetlejuice what's

gone on well today lamb chop is going to

do the whole show all by yourself mm-hmm

you're gonna do the whole show not with

me

well charley horse since you just

happened to be in a high hat and a

bowtie why don't you take my job uh what

is it

the master of ceremonies you want me to

be the master of ceremonies well yeah

Lance health is doing the whole show and

you just want me to be the master of

ceremonies a charley horse how could you

even ask me well you don't have to do

that's not the point if you don't want

to you're missing the point what it's

just stupid you're losing the point I'm

sorry she even asked you

that's not the points how great that

point already the point is that we have

been friends for years we have known

each other through thick and thin ups

and downs ins and outs and you got a

chance to do your own show and all you

want me to be is the master of

ceremonies what do you think I am lamb

chop what do you think I am what are you

Charlie the master of ceremonies get

some music go get dressed

do you know what I am I'm a

fortune-teller and I'm gonna tell you

what life holds in store for you and

what you have to do is count from one to

ten say one number at the beginning of

each sentence of the song and start with

number one when I point to you okay here

we go three three beams in Goldilocks

you forever planted in your child's mom

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here's one

more soon six

after 10

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and snow

how she ate an apple and fell under a

spell

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go by so quickly

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you let her

is all about birth

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you did that very well and you get a

reward and for your rewards you get to

do it again yeah start with the number

one okay here we go

child is full that's needed

your life somehow three three chairs

around

our house becomes a home

five heroes are all yours birth

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yes from

then eighteen-year-old leave the nest

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nineteen-year-olds fine

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you watch well

but

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to the fairytale years gone

where do the ferritin

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look while Lambchop is getting dressed

here's a little poem in Our Stars honor

mary had a little lamb you've heard this

tale before but did you know she passed

her plate and had a little more like I'm

glad lamb chop wasn't out here to listen

to that oh the lamb chop show is gonna

start charley horse and what's her name

hi Videoland this is Charles horse this

this is me Charles Arthur and I am your

master of ceremonies for the lambchops

show and I'm gonna introduce you to the

most charming sheep you ever met I mean

oh this is a luscious lively lovely leg

lamb the most magnificent mound of

mutton ever ever ever she is the only

entertainer in the world who is

guaranteed to be 100% pure bull whoa

whoa Charlie not bull whoa yeah yeah

whoa oh yeah you're right right

naturally curly and here she is the star

of our show miss lamb chop thank you

thank you thank you very much and now to

stop myself I'm going to tell a little

joke no no no no you don't tell him

jokes to start a show yes I don't know

know everybody you always sing - so - I

don't - thing I want to tell my joke um

my joke is this there was this guy and

he um came up to me and he said excuse

me have you seen my dog he's loose and I

said no but I hope you find him before

he falls apart

okay that was really bad

chili no no no you want a good junk if

you want a good joke to start your show

I'll tell a good joke no Charlie this is

my show my show and I'm gonna tell the

good joke you will in do it okay but you

have to do this straight pot straight

line fine you have to do the straight

line what is it I just repeat everything

that I say after I say it all right what

is it say write what is black is black

and white and white and red and red all

over now say it say what the whole thing

what thing say ladies black and white

and red all over

on this paper yes in this punch spot you

were just you ruin my job yeah I'm sorry

Charlie this is supposed to be her show

yeah my my my show yes I know and she'll

fine yeah I know lamb chop and you know

lamb chop too and so here she is singing

a song now sing okay everybody I'm now

going to sing my favorite song Michaels

in and in and again yo that's a great

song there once was a guy named Michael

Finnegan

yeah that's the one he had whiskers on

his chin again yeah chicken could I

oh they fell out and they grow it again

Charlie could I please big ending

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my dog Finnegan jealous I supposed to

sing that song that was my song shall

begin again

you mean begin again you didn't give me

a chance to begin in the first place uh

begin in the second place no I I don't

like it oh come on lamb chop no there

must be an easier way to make a living

well I guess that's it hog so I hope you

like me it hurt that's the end of the

show see you later bye hey hey hey don't

you go anywhere

why not that was awful that was awful

you were a disgrace you hog the whole

show yeah that no no no buts you stole

her joke I didn't see it yes you did you

didn't let her tell the joke you hugged

the whole show no you you sang her song

you didn't let her singers you hugged

the whole show you were bossy you were

pushy

and you hog the whole show Cheri what

can I ask you one thing what did I fog

the whole show

yes oh I just wondered charlie you

apologize now - lamb chop lamb chop what

is it hog ah do you forgive me forgive

yo how you say she forgives me you know

what you are you're Atlanta before you

go any further yeah I just want to say

one thing

what don't go any further why not

because you're right

what do you mean I hug the whole show

I'm really sorry I did I know I did I

did go ahead sing go ahead I'll change

my costume you'll go ahead and sing no I

just don't feel like it I'm sorry doing

yeah me too I'm sorry is supposed to be

the star of this show how come she

doesn't do more like it interferes with

her nap oh yes

okay Lambchop Here I am I took off my

costume because I'm not the master of

ceremonies this is definitely your show

and now you can sing your song I don't

want to all right well then how about

this how about if I sing a song to you

that'll make you feel better

don't bother uh look all you guys at

home you could help me I'm gonna sing a

song to LAN Chuck and you sing whatever

I sing after I sing it you know what I

mean wait a minute you want you want all

of them to sing whatever you sing after

you sing it that's what I said that's

what I said just for a peep what I say I

will make lamb chop feel better

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my smart

I like

I sometimes

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I often squeeze cheeze

big and small a short and tall

bring me the library

but most of all

I love I prize I play my favorite

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but most of all more than the light of

stars at night a red balloon a soaring

kite a puppy's face of bird in flight a

winter's day or snowy white lots of

spaghetti cook just right some

rollerblades all shiny right I love the

sky

Thank You Charlie huh uh-huh

you ever say lucky ducky they're ready

to play lucky ducky you squat down and

you'll grab your ankles and then you

waddle and you have to waddle across a

room to a mark and then back to the

finish line and the first one to get

there is the winner so the boys are now

going to play lucky ducky ready

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[Applause]

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Ruka malik una puta who was oracle Azuki

our zucchini our now that's an african

song that I learned in Africa will that

convenient and it's in a beautiful

language called Swahili and this song is

a song that most of the children in

Africa who speaks Swahili know and you

can sing it too because you know as much

Swahili as the little baby bee that this

song is all about in fact that's what

that zoom-zoom-zoom part is it's a baby

bees zooming around looking for food you

try to try it zoom zoom zoom everybody

sing come on zoom zoom zoom now you're

ready for that song hungry baby bee Zuzu

hungry baby bee you must leave your home

and fly to find your food so do not cry

just

hungry baby be zoom-zoom-zoom

hungry baby

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Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jump

over the candlestick if Jack had jumped

a little he would not cut his pants on

fire it's funny that jump yes I love

poetry that's amazing

why everybody likes poetry well yeah but

when you were a baby I never could get

you to recite anything hey hey hey

keep beating up on mister barely yeah

why don't you recite something for mr.

barely not what oh sure you can recite

oh come on well I know something you

know anything oh come on

say Jack there are two mr. barely come

on say Jack come on Jack and Jack end

thank you very much look if you don't

want to recite why don't you sing

something for mr. barely what baby nutty

oh sure baby can sing yeah sure you've

got lots of notes in you yeah yes look I

push your nose it goes babe I push your

belly

it goes babe now you do it I push your

nose it goes I push your belly it goes

what was that something you ate oh what

a baby baby

I really love that when you push my

belly button yes you really used to do

that well I am ready now tell him all

about my belly button you're kidding no

I'm not funny yet I would love to hear

it

well it goes like this my result Pollan

people say they're good for nuttin but

here's a way I found to use it take a

beam don't lose it

stick it right there on your tummy it

grows into something yummy sure this

thing you've ever seen it's a jolly

belly beam you get it not a jelly bean

it's a belly

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who's there ketchup ketchup who catches

me and I'll tell you can't jump with me

and I'll tell you I get it we have to

say goodbye we'll be back but we have to

say bye now and you can say bye now come

on stand up and do that bye now I'll

tell you when it's your turn to say it

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time to leave

you're too

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you can be sure

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by now

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time to go

our next joke too

you

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is the teeth done wall o'clock saying by

now

bunny hat time flies

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things that

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champion Molly out here in a song

farewell now it's so long it's time to

say

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[Applause]

this is the song that does in and yes it

goes on and on my friend some people

started singing it not knowing what it

was and they'll continue singing

Oh

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okay

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this is the song that no no stop stop

stop

Charlie stop I want you to go away Nick

go away and don't flip door

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