01x25 - The Chicken Show

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if you're into fun and you love to play

if you like funny jokes they put you

away if you like to dance to a slamming

sound and you're like having lots of

friends around if you're one of those

pizza lips by the world of sad is dead

cool little buddy you're about to see

you're at the very best place that you

couldn't be

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join the kids and Trey along make a

muscle squeeze really squeeze with all

your might now the other arm

let me see just how strongly grown to be

make two missiles left and right come on

and pump it up

okay you're getting strong

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join the kids and yeah and especially

you do you know that your house is a fun

house and you have lots of games in it

if you know where to look for them for

example I have a game and I'm going to

use a cotton swab stick I'm sure you've

got a stick in your house maybe a little

stub of a pencil or half of a straw you

make a circle between your thumb and

your pointer finger and you place the

stick whatever it is on the circle the

aim of the game is to toss the stick up

into the air like this you know but with

one hand and have it come down through

the circle like so

knock knock who's there

howl howl h* how do I get any sleep if

you keep knocking on this door

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things can be being able to read

you see it's just a question of learning

how if you haven't started let's start

you now you can see a

of the sea the sound of the

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yes c18 that spells cat

if I guess that takes care you got su

and in this work to be done

the fun of the end

um together you get

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smooth out the urn and you get fun say

fun fu in that spells fun and

another job well done you got see a wife

we're on our way with the dump of the

deed and the sound of the egg together

you get a sitter

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smooth out the end

seyton

hey da one that spells day and I would

say we're doing okay

now this b8d and moving ahead

pickup of the beat in the sound of the

end together you get smooth out by it

and you get D that spells bit and that's

how the ATP is read fun is done but is

okay the cat is I got a riddle

yo fast I got a riddle yes said it is

the little

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and you solve the riddle will say lying

there in the yard so neat but something

very good to eat it had neither flesh

nor bone but in 21 days it walked alone

what is it it's a riddle but what is it

lying there in the arts our need if

something very good to eat it had not

the flesh no bone but in 21 days it

walked alone it's a vegetable

21 days it walked alone it's a locking

vegetable

Oh walking can you name a walking

vegetable maybe a carrot could have a

carrot could hop move come on

lying there in the yard so neat was

something very good to eat it had

neither flesh nor bone but in 21 days it

would walk alone you give up I give it's

an egg my eggs don't walk alone but in

21 days your eggs turn into a chicken

and then they walk alone my eggs neither

did that when you never gave them a

chance see here's a little baby chicken

that's just been born newborn baby

chicken Betty you can't I got it from

the incubator right over there that's an

incubator an incubator is a place where

come on baby chick yeah an incubator is

a place where baby chicks are born from

eggs it's very noisy

Thank You tea what do you wanted to do

go expensive expensive it's a joke I

guess not oh it's hiding well if you

want to see more baby chicks you have to

go right over there go on inside

they were born a few minutes ago are you

serious yes now this one this sweet

little fluffy fella he's born a little

while ago and so he's the strongest

doesn't he's working so funny cuz he's

just a baby you walk funny when you were

a baby - well that hole in that egg is a

little baby chicken that's just about to

get born I'm gonna hold it up to you to

get a peek at it can you get a good peek

out that's a beak beak when's he gonna

come out he's gonna come out when he

wants to come out coming out now because

it's exhausting

Wright is rusting coming out of the egg

it's not a good thing to get into an egg

I just go car and I get into my egg

and I'm on it yeah but this is just a

teeny little baby chicken and they go

pick it and then they rest for a long

time very uh-huh

I couldn't turn into a chicken it'll

turn into a chicken in a little oh he's

biting at it now a little bit why don't

we leave him alone and we'll come back

and see this little chicken being born

oh wait he decides to come out come on

we'll do something else and we'll come

back down all right where are they gonna

go I don't know good I named them right

uh-huh you can name them when you come

back okay see you later

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just get bound in the box straighten

your socks and tell yourself a joke

see ladies and chop we're going I'm

going to the store to buy some birdseed

oh how many birds do you have oh not yet

but I'm gonna grow some

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he's just fine they come out and then

they rest his icicles has he been to

know what to do next he knows what to do

next

he's beeping and his little brother or

sister has come over to visit what do

you think all right look

we'll come back in your visit him too

when he gets up that's the rest now he's

gone

yes he has a little claw in a real nail

at the bottom of this claw I can make

you feel much nice maybe he's crying for

his mommy takes a little nap in between

because it's tremendous effort it has to

kick away the big show here how Yankee

yeah

I don't think so

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welcome to the world

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okay what's the joke do you know the one

about the hand no what is the joke about

the hand oh let me see why did the hen

lay an egg

I give up why did the hen lay an egg

because if she dropped it it would have

broke what do you think that is it's a

candle and it is flickering you got a

candle can you make your candle flicker

see the flame at the top of course it's

not really a candle what it really is is

you yes it's your good spirits

it's your energy and what you don't want

to do is hide your energy and your good

spirits under a bushel no can you hide

yours woodsy hide it no let it shine and

what you don't want to do is let other

people it out you want to let it shine

let it shine let it shine

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light of mine I'm gonna let it shine

I'm gonna let it shine

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I'm a time

hide it under a bushel no I'm gonna let

it shine

I'm gonna let it shine

hi I'm gonna let it shine let it shine

don't let others

don't let others out I'm gonna let it

shine

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I know that you would like to see and

the little chicken that was just born

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this one is the one that we called

chicky Nikki listen to the rest of them

let me put him down so you can join the

other fellas I like to keep warm

although we're keeping it very warm here

and well I think one of them is chicky

Micky and another one is Henny Penny and

another one is cluck to be lucky and

another one is jerky Whoopie what do you

think of those names all right what do

you want to call all these guys tell you

a magical story very magical and you can

do it the story and the magic trick um

it's about two thieves and seven

chickens now I don't happen to have any

chickens if you've got chickens you can

use chickens but otherwise like me you

can use seven anything anything at all

seven pennies I'm using seven little

ba*ls of paper one two three four five

six seven once upon a time a farmer had

seven chickens one two three four five

six seven and there were two thieves who

decided to steal the seven chickens and

share them equally so one thief stole

the chicken then the second thief stole

the chicken then the first one took a

chicken and the second one took a

chicken and the first one took a chicken

and the second one took a chicken and

whoops what happened then was the farmer

came back so very quickly

one put back the chicken the other put

back a chicken the other put back the

chicken and then the farmer went away

well the first one took a chicken the

second one ups the farmer came back so

one put back at chicken the other put

back a chicken the other put back a

chicken and then the farmer caught them

gotcha with the good said the farmer now

you would have thought that since the

two thieves had shared the chickens

equally they would be caught with equal

goods but no the first one

two chickens while the second had none

he was empty-handed and so the farmer

had to let him go now we do like to know

how that trick is done the secret is

that when you pick up the thingy the

chicken when you pick it up you always

pick up with your right hand first then

your left then your right then your left

but when you put them down on the table

you always put them down with your left

hand first and then your right and then

your left and so there's always more in

the right hand than there is on the left

and if you do that drink

all about thieves and chickens you will

absolutely steal the show

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that's that's not the way to do it

I don't it delayed it off well darling

you keep saying you want to be a

musician when you grow up

yes they are

yes but darling if you don't practice

now you won't be able to play when you

grow up you practice no I won't play

when I grow up oh come on someday you

might very well be a musician in a

musical group you know rock you know

there's other kinds of musical groups

besides rock bands all right yeah oh

sure take the musicians of Bremen or huh

the musicians of Bremen yeah that's a

city in Germany

Oh it'sit's a me no no it's not a German

you mean you don't remember the

musicians of Bremen how could I remember

them I never met them

okay you wait one second okay okay okay

I'm gonna tell you the story of the

musicians of Bremen and in this story

there is a horse a dog and a rooster and

a lamb oh you're in this story I found

in the group name is Tommy right right

should have known okay whenever you look

at that me yeah whenever you you guys

hear me talk about a horse

you can nay like a horse that's good

can you do that I bet they can't sure

they can't go ahead I'm gonna say here

comes the horse and whenever I say dog

since this is a very sad dog

you can howl that's good it's good can

you do that now then come on show them

how did you do it good you do that

whenever I say door and what do you

think we should do when I say the word

rooster oh yes that's exactly what you

should do

okay I could do it okay they can do it

too well lamb okay lambs go yeah sure I

never said in my life well maybe it's

time you started let's try it

there was this lamb oh good okay story

starts once on a farm they lived a horse

did you do it and he worked very hard

but he got old and he couldn't work

anymore

boy he must have looked like a horse I

didn't realize I said horse what did you

say

yes silly today the farmer who owned the

horse was very mean and he said horse

you're old

get off my farm if you can't work I'm

not gonna spend any money feeding you

didn't that fun I know you could get

hungry from not eating well apparently

not so this horse left the farm and

wandered down the road feeling very sad

get me back for messages why I'm not

gonna sign all that couples from

him anymore oh well the horse came

across an old dog it was sitting by the

side of the road howling what is the

matter I can't forget that means hmm

sorry well the horse

Tsang and by golly he did have a good

voice by golly and then the horse said

to the dog oh by golly don't I have a

good voice he said no no the horse said

dog why don't we go to the town of

Bremen nearby and see if we can get jobs

as seers by golly there's a concept

there's a concept and so off they went

but just as cherry what darling don't

you find out that ripples from that mean

from there either

I won't but just as they were

approaching Bremen they saw a rooster

yes right did you do that awful thing

and and it was sitting on a fence

singing its head off ah it must have had

a strong voice yes our leek a yes and

they asked the rooster what are you

doing here all alone for dinner so I ran

away

well said the horse my friend here the

dog and I we all find singers - oh yeah

let's see if we can sing together and do

you know what by Gauri

alone and the book and the chicken both

found that they made sweet harmony the

pony

while the chicken rode with Li the pop

would sing opera neither your life the

bird could sing rock and roll through

the night and folks on farms from miles

could hear the one that only singing boy

could hear the one and only singing boy

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the one and only singing heart well this

is when I joined the musicians of Bremen

right well yes yes if you say so they

hadn't gone long before they met up with

a lamb that's me yes we all know it's

you

now this lamb I was crying by the side

of the road now that I'm old and my

master doesn't like my and so they

invited this little lamb to join the

musical group you don't have a place

they say perhaps are you happy hmm

now that you wanted the group well it

ain't the new kids on the block but you

gotta start someplace

true true well the animal musicians had

not gone far before it began to get dark

yeah and they all decided to stop for

the night they saw a house okay but when

they picked in the window they saw that

this was a den of robbers no yes thieves

so the animals came up with a plan

they climbed on each other's backs and

the rooster scared me

he flew right onto the head of the lamb

and then each of the animals sang his or

her own song but they sang them together

at the same time simultaneously rally

and they sang them as loud as they could

they made such an awful noise that the

windows splintered and crashed and the

robbers thought they were being attacked

and the robbers ran out of the house and

into the forest and the robbers were

never heard from again

yeah and the four musicians were so

happy in their little home that they

never left

no no no they lived in that little house

in the forest but every night they drove

to the city of Bremen where they did

their shows and

they even took ads on television and I

know what they did in their ads

come back

wanna be a show tonight

and rinsing up

if his suburban g*n

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come out

of course

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good and that no no no no that's not the

end yeah but it says it says the end but

it says the horse of the dog and the

rooster and the lamb are living they're

still not sure because the lamb that's

Nate yes or no the lamb got tired of

life in shell business and I came home

to live with you forever oh that's good

yeah mtv's loss is your game undoubtedly

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what's everybody cheering about wow it's

the end of the show this is the song

that does it and yes it goes on and on

my friend some people started singing it

not knowing what it was and they'll

continue singing it is forever just

because the song

some people started singing it not

knowing what it was and they'll continue

singing it forever just because

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this is the song that Charlie horse

no no stop stop stop Charlie stop I want

you to go away in the doorway and don't

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