01x29 - Pirate of the Year

[bunniefuu]

well we are smooth there's a billiard

ball aftershave spray please master mate

well kipping some lads cost me hat

friend already Cap'n how's that sword

coming on pirate Barnabas nicely thank

you Cathy I am busy Lance until ashore

for the pirate of the Year contest 1775

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that evening the light shone brightly in

the waterfront in where the pirate of

the year show was being hired Tom had to

wait outside but within all was

festivity and mirth the captain was

jubilant for as it turned out he was the

only contestant and the award was

automatically his it's obvious that I'm

the bravest most successful and of

course most handsome Buccaneer effect

there was I believe some mention of that

old ruffian cutthroat Jake but no doubt

he thought better of it and if therefore

gives me great pleasure to accept this

handsome oh no you don't accept nothing

of the kind you old scallywag come on

and all that's all of you except for you

captain and that crummy old crew a yarn

they're our swords will soon see whose

pirate of the year

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come on clear the bar I ain't got all

night

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not you

we must keep the numbers e even mustn't

we or it wouldn't be fair now I got you

a what yeah

now who's that pirate of them yeah hey

which reminds me there were some little

matter the ploys weren't there oh yes

very handsome in the absence of all

other competitors I hereby proclaims

myself pirate of the air stay where you

are give out of your own mouth

Oh arrest there's men no nonsense nah

that's the way for mean and by the riot

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and as Jake and his crew were marched

off to the jailhouse Captain Pugwash was

even more pleased with himself than

usual after all as he himself remarked

it's quite something to win the Cup

twice in 10 minutes

hey me hearty

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[Applause]

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