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01x27 - Witches' Brew

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Captain Pugwash". Aired: October 22, 1957.*
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The adventures of Captain Pugwash and his crew aboard the pirate ship - the Black Pig.

01x27 - Witches' Brew

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[Music]

whistling wither shins

it's the witches

oh no you secret black and midnight hags

why fancy that it's the captain what is

you do

a nice cup of tea ducks one lamp or two

[Music]

feel better for that i dare say ducks

and what could we do for you love well i

called about your advertisement uh it's

here somewhere

which fun was that theory

[Music]

there he is what's he up to then

decide we'll soon find out

witches e i don't like it shh listen

we've got a bottle of the secret lotion

right here wondrous stuff it is ducky

works like magic

look at that

magic she said

the price is ten gold pieces to you

dearly

ten gold p

but that's daylight

i mean moonlight robbery not when you

see what they'll do for you ducks you

won't know yourself you won't you though

i knew it he's going to change himself

into something and the girls will fear

spoon when i see you

something nasty at that

oh very well here's about it it is the

potion quick back the sheep he's cabin

and remember try it out first thing in

the morning bye gary good luck

[Music]

the morning was clear and bright after

the thunderstorm and pogwash and his

crew were safely back aboard their ship

the captain slept well after his

adventure with the witches but the

pirates woke anxious and early medley

with the head road that's what it is i

don't like it no no me neither first

thing in the morning they said let's go

and see what he's up to

so the pirates set off for the captain's

cabin

they passed tom fast asleep in the

storeroom and came to the cabin door

he's not there

he's not answering you mean

maybe he's there only well maybe he's

changed like we best affected hentry

there you see he's god he's

oh yo

oh

it's like i said he's changed himself

get all captain how could you

yes

pardon me cappy

cap

oh dear

what's the uh uh the orders for the day

cabin

fancy a tasty weed for your breakfast

captain smuttering starfish what are you

all up to i get up early to take a turn

on the top deck come back and find you

all gaping that uh

oh drag that cabin boy tom

yes captain what is this loathsome

creature doing in my cabin if you must

collect tame toads kindly keep them in

your own quarters sorry captain and now

i must try out my new patent medicine

amazing what you can buy these days

works like magic they say won't

recognize myself once i've used it and

the girls will swoon with delight when

they see me my goodness yes me hearties

if those old ladies are right it's

fantastic what this hair restorative

will do

[Music]

[Applause]

foreign

[Music]