01x25 - A Shot Across the Bows

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rightly ansems here's the plan we're

disguised as a peaceful law abiding ship

sea an old pug wash over there or

wrecking was just right to be plundered

so he liced the jolly roger put a shot

across our bows and then we always too

like we were scared he comes alongside

all innocent and we boards him and rips

it with him and puts an end to the old

scallywag once and for all

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it was a perfect day for piracy thought

captain paguash

the sea was calm the pirates were awake

and all that was needed was a

defenseless victim

a fine fat unarmed merchantman that's

what we won't masturbate

a sale

a sale on the pork beam

dolloping dolphins my dream come true

hoist the jolly roger heave too put a

shot across her bells

oh yeah captain

where is the jolly roger captain in the

cabin on my bunk master mate oh yeah i

can't read this is too good to be true i

shall be rich beyond my wildest dreams

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jury roger oyster cat weed only that is

not the jolly roger master mate that is

my best nightgown and this is not

washing day only pug washing today

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now what about the shot across the

bowels cannon coming captain cannonball

coming guppy oh dear try again me

hearties

scuffling cuttlefish

try this one captain oh thank you tom uh

right one shot across her bows report

when aim to fire and look lively well

our prize will escape us gonna barnabus

what is it gunner willie at which end is

the bows then the bars is the sharpie

mate hey that witch is just turned then

the stern is the batman willie boy ah

but stern means severe and nasty like

and nasty means sharpish and that means

the stern's the sharp end now see here

pirate willie so the bows is the back

end kiss it is chasing chase now look

here willy boy i am looking there

tethering dogfish do we have to dawdle

all day put a ball across her bows are

out look if you two can't decide which

end is which put a shot in the middle of

her to make sure good idea tom ladd line

it up gunner willie i ain't gonna

barnabus

there now ready to fire

fire

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have you

why muttering mastheads that was no

merchantman

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it was cutthroat jake ship huh

thought he could sneak up on us

disguised as a law-abiding trading

vessel

but i was too clever for him helped me

fire until the last moment a mastermate

and then with an early accuracy blew him

out of the water didn't i willie

barnabas

takes intelligence to spot a trick like

that hey tom

but tom was busy steering the ship

towards jake and his crew to pick them

up

he'd spotted the trick long before

anybody else

and the only thing that had really

surprised him was that willian barnabas

had managed to hit anything at all

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huh

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