01x24 - Smugglers' Cove

[bunniefuu]

i see all i have to do is to pick up

those four barrels of french brandy from

the keysight at midnight sail them

across the channel deliver them on the

english coast as this address and i will

receive 500 crowns precisely

it's a deal till midnight then

tata

nice work frenchy boy only it won't be

brandy what's in them casks will it it

will not yuck too kind the captain

cutthroat

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smuggling was a new adventure for

captain pugwash but as his ship left the

little french port in the moonlight and

began the channel crossing he felt well

pleased

the four great brandy barrels have been

safely loaded and stowed in the hole

the crew were fast asleep in their

quarters

while up in his cabin the captain

enjoyed his night cap

money for old rope hey tom or should i

say old brandy

but you better take a look below uh

let's see those casts are secure aye aye

captain

right open up me ansems here's what

we're going to do

we wait until we're well out to sea and

they all be snaring their fat heads off

then we outs an atom and chops them into

mincemeat and we takes over the ship

there's stronger stuff in these air

casks than ever old pugwash dreamed off

hush patting down olivi there's someone

coming

um

everything ship shape down there aye aye

captain but some of the floor planks are

loose i'm just gonna nail them down

righty-h* tom

but of course it wasn't the planks that

tom was nailing

and the point was

that jake and his men thought it was the

planks

until it came to their turn to be nailed

in and then it was too late

a few hours later the black pig was

nosing into the little english cove

where pugwash was to deliver the brandy

the smugglers rest

that must be it up there

take the barrels assure me hearties

so far so good now up the cliff path

with them and quiet as the grave we must

not disturb the excisement

quiet willy boy go out yourself i didn't

make no noise

silence masturbate

but i didn't enough captain

oh dear very peculiar

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straight into our trap

wait for it lads

halt who goes there oh

caught red-handed rascalis smugglers

every one of you put your barrels down

and your hands up

oh yes ah brandy by the look of it

you're under arrest please sir we're not

smugglers we've captured two notorious

pirates in those barrels and two more

down on the beach pirates fiddlesticks

never heard such a tail in me

by thunder maybe the boy is right

open them up

by the

it's cut through jake one of the most

infamous villains on the coast

take him away and open up the others as

for user i owe you an apology oh not at

all i and what is more a substantial sum

of money there's a reward of a thousand

crowns on that rascal's head slippery as

an eel and dangerous as the devil how

you caught him frankly beats me and

frankly

if you really want to know

it beats me too

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