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01x18 - A Fair Exchange

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Captain Pugwash". Aired: October 22, 1957.*
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The adventures of Captain Pugwash and his crew aboard the pirate ship - the Black Pig.

01x18 - A Fair Exchange

Post by bunniefuu »

things is getting out of mind aboard

this ship ransoms

life is becoming impossible aboard our

ship me hearties

we got so much looting booty aboard

there's no route to swing a cat nine

tails

the reps are rotten the sails are seedy

and we're right out of supplies

there's only one thing for it

we need another ship

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two pirates with only one thought

to capture another ship

and even as they thought it

they saw each other

the ship the ship stand to the crew oh

yeah captain

a sail by neptune call up your shipmates

boy captain jake

lylo me hearties they'll take us for an

ordinary ship till we're alongside

keep down olivier they'll written we're

a lara biting craft till we bore them

i hope there won't be any fighting but

we best be ready for the worst

just wait till he gets in serge at the

ready me bully boys

right set her on course so we come

alongside

right center on course soon as we come

uprestore

now we'll all hide ourselves in the

stern so that the ship looks deserted

we'll live waiting the bows be handsomes

they'll think there's no one aboard

someone's got a nasty surprise coming to

them

someone's got a horrible shot on the way

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my oath they're making right at us

it's too good to be true they're coming

straight towards us

don't seem to be no one about sleeping

off their off dinners i dare say

looks curiously deserted taking their

siestas below i expect

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it'll be

perfect for boarding we'll come back

alongsiders turn

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couldn't be better

we should be able to step straight

aboard her bowels

[Music]

stand back to the board

stand by the core board

we go

hey

here we go

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we go below and rustle out the crew

splendid splendid the vessel is ours me

hearties

only shattering sharks my own ship is

drifting away just as well captain look

who's aboard over there see cutthroat

jake and company they boarded us when we

boarded them hopping mad by the look of

it and i'm not surprised come back i

have cut you to pieces i'll split you to

smithereens

you can't the ship ain't even seaworthy

and there's no cannonballs to put in

cannon

never mind captain this ship's got

everything you could possibly want on it

cannons

powder

shot

provisions

a treasure glory behold whoopee

very nice kathy you definitively got the

best of the bargain i certainly did

masturbate and of course

as we all well know

their exchange is no robbery

amy hearties

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