01x01 - Down the Hatch

[bunniefuu]

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can't we cut me into hell yards he's

hooked up with a half deck and has

stirred his estonian starboard the

sheets is a shake in the shackles

capping the cap stings caught up in the

c*ck captain and the stopper is

scuppered what do we do captain

shackles scuffers that find me the

ship's dictionary masturbator

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yes

it had been a shocking tempest

but in the night the wind died the waves

subsided and next morning there was

nothing to be seen saved for a tiny rock

and on it a solitary figure

starfish what a staggering storm can't

remember a thing after that last great

wave

suppose i'm lucky to be alive

but oh dear me the ship founded the

shipmates lost not a sail in sight and

i'm all alone on the boundless ocean

jumping jellyfish what's that it moody

capping uh

the dictionary what you was asking for

kathy

and your early morning couple captain

well but no papers capping they don't

seem to have delivered today but but

where if you all come from crews

quarters can't be down below of course

but

oh no

where's the rest of the ship sunk

without trace masturbate we are alone in

the midst of a hostile ocean

oh and at the mercy of the sharks and

the she monsters he monsters pirate

ballers most of them are masculine

can't be cathy if my eyes do not mistake

me i perceive a sail scuttling

cuttlefish so it is we are saved me

hearties full speed ahead

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we don't know what ship is and uh well

uh

that had a

make them think we were pirates

no no that would never do yeah try this

by precise captain oh the very thing

master mater oh yes that's much better

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oh i reckon there's something familiar

about that ship captain yes seem to have

seen it somewhere before

why shuddering sharks it's my own ship

it's the black pig

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welcome back

it's tom the cabin by yes have we never

even noticed he was busy

come on board all of you you're just in

time for breakfast it's sausages today

welcome back to the black pig captain

and what on earth are you wearing that

ridiculous hat for

oh

well

but i still don't underst

oh i see

that's right captain that last big wave

tore the whole little world deck away

plus the hatch

and the cruise quarters and all

and i've been sailing around ever since

trying to find you

well i'll be scattered

see fits like a glove

incredible

right you get it nailed down while i

finish off the breakfast

so the pirates set to work with hammer

and nails and very soon everything was

more or less ship shape again

see tom you can trust to your gallant

captain to stick to his ship at all cost

eh

yes

well i suppose he did stick to part of

it for tom

but he just carried on frying the

sausages for breakfast

and said nothing

as the black pig sailed happily away

in search of new adventures

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[Laughter]

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