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01x23 - King Pugwash

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Captain Pugwash". Aired: October 1, 1998.*
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Pompous but likable pirate Captain Pugwash leads a crew of misfits on the Black Pig ship, including Tom the Cabin Boy and carpenter Jonah.

01x23 - King Pugwash

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captain pugwash was strolling around the

market one day on the lookout for a get

rich quick scheme

by extraordinary luck jeremiah rook had

just what he needed this map is of a

genuine 100

guaranteed undiscovered treasure island

how much two doubloons

back to you

one doubloon of course you'll make that

back as soon as you get there the

beaches on this island they're covered

with rubies and there's diamonds hanging

off the trees just waiting to be picked

very tempting of course

being undiscovered it will need a king

and all

king horatio the first of bug wash

island one doubloon did you say yes your

majesty

[Laughter]

tell you what i'll throw in a crown

well

if you would sift

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it's not taking candy from a baby and

the beauty of it is it's a tried and

tested plan so it's over to you captain

jake pleasure doing business with you mr

rook

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i could be quite suited to being a king

don't you think tom

yes captain perhaps you should get used

to calling me your majesty but captain

if the island's undiscovered how come

there's a map of it it's just a trifle

although although trifles not a bad idea

we sail to my island immediately

your majesty

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as the black pig slipped her moorings

and headed into open sea

cut throat jake cast off the flying

dustman to tail his arch enemy a mile or

two behind

a week later captain pugwash prepared to

take possession of his

new kingdom

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oh no

tom we have sanded our royal guard shall

i fetch the royal clothes brush your

majesty no time for that now the first

thing is to look for the rubies when we

find those captains in your bedroom

you don't have to call me that captain

tuttering turtles not you me

so you're going to look for the boobies

that's boobies rubies they're scattered

all over the beach

somewhere so go and find them

you too tom now mr mate we want the

royal hammock hanging between those two

trees and once you've done that you and

jonah can get to work on building our

palace

is this a ruby no

it's a coconut oh

i thought so

but i can't see no rubies

i know

why don't we ask someone where they've

all gone it's a desert island there's no

one here then who made these footprints

if he's a king hey don't see why i can't

be a lord or an earl

careful

oh

no good will come of this royal business

mark my word ahead settle for a

neighborhood

horizon mr meat

no good at all

i'm getting quite good at this careful

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oh

do you know where the rubies are as a

matter of fact i do owe chap

follow me

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[Laughter]

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it

it's the flying dustbin

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did you ever hear of wild jack the wild

the gentleman pirate

no i don't think so

that's me

but one day some chat told me about this

island and how it was full of treasure

and needed a cure

next thing i know ship been stolen been

here ever since but you found the

treasure

there is that

some buccaneer champion must have left

it years ago

no used to be now

take as much as you want oh

thank you

who was it who told you about the island

fellow called

can't throw jake oh no

what's the plan of hexam your majesty

the plan of action is

to get back to the black pig before jake

gets there the royal log both quick

i say what a coincidence we're just

talking about that fellow jake and that

looks just like his ship the flying

dustman it is and he's going to do the

same to us as he did to you give us

loads of treasure no steal our

what are we going to do

you go and warn the captain i'll be back

as soon as i can

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jake

[Music]

shivering sharks

what do we do now why don't you come and

dry out at my place then i'll show you

around my island

yes

and as king of the island i rather fancy

that belongs

to me

next

stop

the flying dustman

i am king of this island i'm sorry i

mean i was here first but i'm here now

picking your pardon your majesty our

majesties

wouldn't the correct

be to procedure if you wet fight though

i mean

we don't have any swords actually

i have several in my cave

but one of your chaps collects them i'll

go

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get over the black pagan caesar

wait

you can't who says i can i do

look the diamonds

where did you get that on the island

there's loads of them what what are you

not waiting for then man the longbow

oh god

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there's been really nothing else to do

perspiring purposes

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where's all this treasure then follow me

i see

his longboat completely unguarded what

are we waiting for

what are you doing taking command no no

no no if anyone's taking command it's me

when i am not a king ah

i'm a ship's captain i am the captain oh

no

the treasure's in there

i'm rich

and you're trapped

goodbye captain jake

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i

am the all-round embodiment of top pearl

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that's me

captain captains quick it's our chance

to escape we know that but there's

something we have to sort out fast it's

a disagreement is too much of them is

good to be kept

well

our captain can be captain of the black

pig and captain dewild can have the

flying dustman but nobody's going to be

captain of anything unless we're quick i

see the boys made rather a good point

i suppose so

really

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quick after noon oh do you i am

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so cut throat jake was left fuming with

fury as the black pig and his own ship

disappeared over the horizon

but there was still one thing which

puzzled the captain

you found hordes of treasure as captain

and you

left it for jay weren't really ours

it belonged to that wild king captain

tattering turtles i did manage to save

this huh

i say ruby it must be worth a fortune

yes your majesty no no no no that should

be yes captain

all this king business is very childish

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so

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you