01x19 - Peppercorn Pistols

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supplies of food were running

dangerously low in portobello

anxiously the townsfolk awaited the

arrival of the merchant ship the raja of

hydrophobia

storms and rough weather out at sea were

keeping all shipping from port

and where was captain pagwash were he

and his crew fighting for their lives in

mountainous waves

oh don't know the first thing about

antiques uh all g*ns for that matter

pugwash is a great collector and that's

effect and he has always been partial to

a p*stol or two in his armory

oh look they're going up lovely nothing

like a bit of spit and

elbow grease

hey greetings loot pickers this is

pirate radio on 999 ocean way bringing

you an urgent weather warning typhoon

muriel is battering coastal areas making

seas unnavigable pirates are advised not

to make typhoon neuria oh no

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what happened

pistols are coming up a treat

did you just spit at me willy no captain

i felt something rain captain

we must make straight for portobello

typhoon muriel is on her way typhoon

muriel oh can't be much of a typhoon

with a name like meow i had an

anti-muriat bit like a buffalo she'd lay

your flat as soon as look at you know

what i mean well we can't possibly

return home from a voyage without a

single bit of booty what sort of pirate

do you think i am

thunder thunder

you know it's cannon fall but the

storm's not far away

that means somebody somewhere's raiding

a ship it came from the other side of

the island it might be cutthroat jig oh

heck

i agree with tom

we should get home

i'm no good when the sea gets choppy

i turn inside out don't be so

lily-livered willie if jake's reading a

ship there's roots to be had and if

there's loot to be had i must have it

but captain

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i haven't had such a meanie haul in

years

all the lovely loot off the raja of

hydrophobia

we've got to get all this lovely luggage

back to portobello and pugwash is sure

to be on our trail

you man the cannons it is i cannot man

me i can the man on bang bang but you

get that last chest firmly stoked you

a sport i don't want to lose any

of this i steer a straight course duked

your hair straight as a day

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we lost a chest sport

you take the tiller

and don't take your eye off the sea

ahead

a chest captain

i'll bind the ship while you not get in

the log boat and retrieve that captain

typhoon muriel could strike at any

minute better hurry up get us out

but off you go

left a bit

straight on

right a bit oh no captain

how should i know

i can't see a thing

don't worry

i'll get you back to the black pig

make straight for the skinny to me

straight swine

straight for the straight spoon

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are you doing you said last to me said

i blast i can one man i can be mammons

honor swap places with swine

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there

that wasn't too bad was it though they

think they've got pneumonia

that's a fix the fact is the storms died

down and we've got the treasure chest

top hill not for long captain typhoon

muriel goes round and round she'll be

back happy c*ck

now then watch the treasure

peppercorns

cluttering condiments it's nothing but a

peck of peppercorns oh no

oh chuck it overboard tub it'll only

weigh us down that's better than nothing

captain you never know it might be worth

a few doubloons in portobello

it's raining cats and dogs might well be

catching the boxers it's just an

expression you damn dingo keep your eye

on course you jelly brain

you're going the wrong way

turn the

left my breakfast on the poop deck

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i'm so sick

i'm not long for this life

my precious antiques

it's a black pig

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watch out tomorrow

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just as well i came on deck when i did

tom but

still that's what captains are

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go back to man in the cannons yes

carpeting jackass you just says blast

i'm blasts lived in semen ship on my

part though i say it myself

miss the flying dust but by a whisker

captain look it's coming alongside us

they're going to attack

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tell we lived about the captains really

has lost the will to live know what i

mean he says you don't know nothing

about gums

captain the pistols the only ornaments

tub they're not even loaded they soon

will be

the peppercorns captain um

the pepper they'll sneeze they'll lose

control of the ship

how exactly load the pistols and fire at

the deck of the dustmill jonah mr mate

load the pistols with peppercorns from

the chest then fire at the deck of the

flying dust mode

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fire the cannon

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oh

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a triumph a strategic masterpiece ah

captain what now tub look ahead for

fumbling fountains

typhoon muriel captain

a water spout

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good job

any minute typhoon

snickering cyclones all the loot of the

roger of hydrophobia has just landed in

our laps well swipe me

oh you are clever captain

get in the better of typhoon muriel

goodness gracious willie a spot of bad

weather never fazed me just a stop in a

teacup know what i mean

just as well i made you pick the pepper

chest up of rub baba island hey what

a real lifesaver pepperdine welch

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and just as well you had those pistols

captain and not only have i seen off cut

this cake but i've got all the loot of

the roger of andre subscribe

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