01x14 - Fiddle-De Diamonds

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it was a hot and sleepy afternoon in

portobello while captain paguash caught

up on his paperwork the black pig's crew

took time ashore for a little light

shopping meanwhile the governor was busy

with important affairs of state

this cake has been specially baked for

donna bonanza's birthday

it is your responsibility to ensure that

nothing happens to it yes mr governor

sir oh

what are you doing kicking the ghetto

for booby trap sir shh it's supposed to

be a surprise

leave it alone yes sir

good good

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beautiful fiddler just what you're after

is it course it is dead easy to play

it's

unbelievable you're a natural oh no i'll

take it good jon

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did you have a request captain yes

go and do that somewhere else

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but the captain said i should go why

don't you play for tom hey

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here

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thank goodness for that look a map

crumbling crustaceans it's no good

having a treasure map if you don't know

what it's a map of you said the

treasures where the big cross is yes so

all we have to do is look for a big

cross i'm sure we'd see it quite quickly

a big cross sticking out of the ground

we don't know where to start looking

captain what don't you recognize it now

captain it's portobello don't be

ridiculous where's the harbour where's

the towel this is an old map

it must have been made before the town

was built all we have to do is put it

next to a new map then we'll see where

the treasure's heading

i guess i see

exactly what i was about to say

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it's 50 paces north from here off you go

then but captain i can't

it's the governor's drive you're not

scared are you well no captain but

one

two

three

out

this is a prohibited area can i just

have a look you take one more step and

they open fire

got that yes

he won't let me in captain oh

so what exactly are we going to do

we'll come back tonight what about the

guards captain i've thought of that

really i want you to buy yourself a new

violin oh

no

what happened to the other one it broke

but the good thing is there was this map

inside the oh egg the captain said i

want to tell no one i won't tell him oh

thanks

i need some shovels too like what you

use for digging up treasure yes just so

i don't give you the wrong sort of

shovel you better tell me where you'll

be using them the governor's drive go

back

i wasn't supposed to say that neither

you can trust me

mr mate jodah

speeds hey hey captain

really

violin

not until i say remember

aye aye captain hob

map yes captain off we go then

nothing is to disturb the governor this

evening is that understood

this will be a night to remember yes to

remember

this is my birthday

when i get a big presents

off you go

no

start playing

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it's soon like someone's thrangle up or

pussycat scratch word

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hey hello

oh hey

come back

you're over there

see

my plan worked perfectly right the

coast's clear get digging

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it certainly

is as soon as i find

the key

scratch wood

i wonder where he's gone

yes something no it's here

sounds like we've struck gold

know what i mean

let me see them captain i'm busy now tom

hey see

diamonds

captain i'll take that

in the name of the covenant

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scratch one

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you're all

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how can i apologize you give me enormous

present for my birthday

yes

why don't we deal with the prisoners

first

how about a sing-song

no

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you can't do that

i

just

did

i thought so

now trespass as*ault and unauthorized

hole digging are extremely serious

crimes and sentence you all to

now what would the correct sentence be i

i ought to check i want my present i

have to do this properly donna bonanza i

know wait any longer okay okay come with

me

scratch wood

door

now

close your eyes

god grief

oh where

he's my present

that is

was

it

all you look at me as a cake

sir you can't come in here but i've got

donna bonanza's present from the

governor you have yes sir

don't you remember

you sent captain pugwash and his crew to

collect it

they were bringing it to you but they

were attacked by cutthroat jake and

well you know the rest is this

my present yes

is

wonderful

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good grief

can the captain go now sir sure and you

lock up jake scratch wood

seem

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about my diamonds tuttling turtles tom

just handed them over

ah

i hope you've come to apologize i

thought you'd be more interested in this

captain

there were two caskets buried in the

governor's drive

i thought that after all the work we did

we deserved to keep one of them quite

right

like i was just saying you're a good lad

tom

doddling dolphins if this is full of

diamonds

oh

no oh yes

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you