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01x10 - The Fat Cat

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Captain Pugwash". Aired: October 1, 1998.*
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Pompous but likable pirate Captain Pugwash leads a crew of misfits on the Black Pig ship, including Tom the Cabin Boy and carpenter Jonah.

01x10 - The Fat Cat

Post by bunniefuu »

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tempests racked the coast of montebufo

and any self-respecting pirate was

tucked up safely in port

but unsure a storm of a very different

kind was brewing

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where are you my darling pussycat franco

you find him uh no then why did you come

back but donna bonanza i've been looking

for absolutely hours find him find him

find him

i will give anything to get my franco

back

donna bonanza offers reward for missing

moggy picture exclusive you're all about

it

how big would this reward be

i have a plan

you'll find that cat

i will claim a huge reward no good will

come off chasing cats mark my words oh

look there's one come here

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is it time for t yet captain no it is

not

quiet

sounds like a cat being strangled

precisely but captain surely that's not

a cat follow me

oh no

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it's over there quiet

grab it quick before we frighten it away

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and now

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excuse me

what's that color made of diamonds dirty

great big ones i thought so

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look what i found

not now tub

but captain there's a trail of fish

bones leading to the harbor

maybe someone lured franco away from the

opera house by feeding him fish why

would they do that because of his

diamond studded collar

if we follow the fishbones they'll lead

us to franco if you think so tom lad

follow your fishbones and tell us what

you find

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while tom sniffed out a fishy trail

through the streets captain pugwash and

the rest of his crew nursed their

injured pride with a spot of tea

trails of fish bones

diamond collars

sometimes i think that boy tom has no

sense at all willie how many times do i

have to tell you you drink your tea out

of the cup this is for the cat

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the flying dustman

i should have known

how can i get that cat

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i know

come here nice boss forgot the six he's

over yeah

i can't win that way and that's the fact

oh come here

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luke

have you removed that collar yet oh

still no toys boys and try again

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i don't care how you do it

get me the car oh you won't let me have

it boys

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ah we're not going in there not none of

us now too much scratchy scratchy i've

had enough of this pussyfooting we need

cutlasses and pistols

sabers and blunderbusses

[Applause]

hello franco

now don't you worry i've got something

for you

it's milk

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i bet all that salty fish made you

really thirsty no wonder your cross yeah

more milk

have a good drink and then i'll get you

home

come on

that's better isn't it

right

i mean open the door and then attack

oh

come on time to go

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where'd he go

[Applause]

after him

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turtles

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[Applause]

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is this what you want give it here

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dogs

animals

what you do we've found your cat battle

that is

[Applause]

speak to my friend the governor he throw

you all in jail

forever but you can't call the soldiers

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he was stolen

by pirates that's what the captain came

here to tell you yes

exactly pirates

where are these pirates

outside in the street and they've stolen

franco's color

i'm right stop

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[Laughter]

oh my

[Applause]

is mine

[Applause]

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[Applause]

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ladies and gentlemen

i want to thank a very brave man

he helped me when i lose my

pussycat he's captain pig wash a pug

wash

and there was any mention of a huge

reward he's right

i give you my most precious my most

treasured possession

[Applause]

you

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suffering squid

and now

i sing

you you really don't have to for you all

i must yes

call that a huge reward

it's a fiasco

i blame tom i seem to remember this

whole wild cat chase was his idea

look

i found him outside the theater

he was covered in feathers and powder

but he's all right now tom take him away

at once i can't he lives here and here's

tea on the house as a reward for finding

him

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and your picture's lovely too

what a clever boy that tom is

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well done tom

i was just saying what a

bright lad

thank you captain

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you