01x03 - The Double-Dealing Duchess

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foreign

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captain pagwash was expecting an

important visitor aboard the black pig

none other than the duchess of cheddar

i wonder if you'd take me to the island

of lombard buttering turtles your

duchess ship i'd like to help but we

don't carry a passenger it's a very

short journey but i'd be frightfully

grateful but the seas between here and

rumbababa are thick with pirates

brigands like cutthroat jake you're not

frightened captain crumbling crustaceans

what an idea

i simply have no plans to visit rum

barber at presents this weekend of

presents oh you must of course be

willing to pay a generous well i

say when was it you wanted to leave oh

i don't see why we have to move out of

here so the duchess can have suitable

ecommerce

no good will come of this

mark my wife will be quick comfy on the

deck but there'll be a lady on board

we may not see

it's terrible bad luck

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oh no that's cutthroat jake

duchess that's almost royalty and she's

chosen the black pig captain about the

duchess yes she'll need to eat go to the

shops and buy something

those things duchess is eating but

captain off you go i just saw the

duchess on the key side yes so did i

there's no need to go on about it off to

the shops and tell mr mate to collect

the duchess's trunks from the merry

mermaid in aye aye captain

a brilliant idea the voices of myself

they carry us on board in these ear

tricks what do we do then captain james

we wait till the dead tonight then my ma

lets us out and the black pig is ours

they're here great omar

inside everyone

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you put three drops of it in pug washes

cocoa and he'll sleep for a week

in your box

here's all that not to go your royal

haters ship it then we're pleased to

have blamed willie jonah the ladies

trunks welcome to the black pig duchess

we'll steal your luggage and sell for a

baba without delay you're very kind

captain

mr mate this box keeps making funny

noises you silly willy i wonder tom

don't just stand there get these trunks

accommodated

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just to be on the safe side

i'll put the duchess's chests in here

and put the blanket boxes in the

duchess's cabin far out to sea the mate

jonah and willy were still complaining

bitterly about their new passenger but

captain pugwash was delighted by her

company i'm sure that we've met

somewhere before

your face is so familiar no i'm sure i

would have remembered someone as

distinguished as yours

i have one small request before i retire

to my boudoir

would you allow me to make you a cup of

cocoa no tom makes the cookie the way i

do

i won't take no for an answer captain

she don't sound dutch don't say oh the

duchess go to sleep

no good will come of it

mark my words

is it ready yet i've made it like i

always do good now i add the special

ingredient

five no ten oh let's be generous half a

pot

promise you won't tell a soul

it's essence do chocolate from france

would you like to try some oh no the

captain will want it all for himself

shall i take it to him yes you're such a

polite and helpful boy

i'm feeling quite exhausted by the sea

air i shall retire for the night i think

the captain might prefer his cocoa

without the special ingredient

ten minutes and the old food pogwash

will be out for the count

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the duchess made this did she yes

captain

ah delicious

i know you do your best tom but this

coco has polish cultivation

sophistication

good night

sleep well i've got a feeling i won't

get much sleep

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what is happening really is with the

blanket again

i've had enough of this go to the

storeroom and get some more blankets oh

but it's dark and scary down there ticky

candle will you come with me

oh no not me

who knows what might happen with a woman

on board off you go

and leave that blanket

nighty night captain by the time you

wake up your ship's gonna have a new

captain and it's time to let him out

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what's taking really so long wakey wakey

jakey

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jake

jake

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i don't like the dark

now

what was it we wanted them

but it must have been something

blankets

where do we keep the blankets

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wow

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glad to hear you've been getting on so

well with my mark your mother shivering

sharks don't be ridiculous

she's a duchess not anymore i'm not

ducky

you gonna make him walk the plank jakey

he'll make a lovely big splash no

i want him to ruin him on rum barber

island and leave them there suffer

horribly and all his crew

too

only if that's where you like your

ladies

it is

you're my favorite jinky

don't call me that in front of my crew

it's not funny

clap em in irons

i said it from the start no good would

come of it we all knew that

i knew that woman wasn't to be trusted i

blame them

tom it's all his fault why is it all his

fault cam because it is

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more bubbling squeak

duchess

don't mind if i do

call anyone way first

what's the plan now plan more escaping

and fighting kept in jake and me people

saying we could take a tunnel no

we mustn't do anything hasty after all

we've already been badly let down by

young tom he's behind the whole thing

i've come to let you out but what about

cutthroat jake he's asleep him and all

his crew

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oh sorry they won't wake up for some

time

the duchess did ask us to take her and

her luggage to rob baba it's only fair

that we do what she wanted captain tom

if this is one of your silly ideas i

just thought if jake and his crew are

here but the flying dustman on all

jake's treasure must be in portobello

with no one looking after us toddling

stuff

of course i had thought pull yourself

together really we're going back to

portobello

while the black pig sailed far away jake

and his crew slept on and on

by evening captain pugwash had all

jake's treasure safely stowed in his

cabin

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turtles

i'm rich

it was a brilliant plan an all-round top

el captaincy though i say it myself yes

captain excellent tom

where is that boy making more coco

captain tom knew the captain would only

ever enjoy their own special cocoa the

duchess's recipe was best kept for

cutthroat jake

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