03x24 - Lost in Space...Camp; Super Hot Chocolate

[bunniefuu]

♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

[TV] That's because your inheritance
goes to Raoul!

-No, it can't be!
-Yes!

[phone rings]

-Hello?
-[Dave] Hey, Miss Miller.

The boys behaving themselves?

Yes, David, everyone's fine.

-We'll see you tomorrow night.
-Sounds good.

OK, dear.

Where are you going, Theodore?

I'm packing for the sleepover
we're all going to.

You guys should be packing too.

Oh, sorry Theodore,

but I have a comic-book
convention this weekend.

-I can't go.
-Oh, OK.

But... but Alvin
will be there with me, so...

Oh, yeah. No, no, sorry.
That's a no go, Theodore.

Dave grounded me!

OK, so... so, wait.

Ne... neither of you will be
going to this sleepover?

No, no, no, Theodore. But...
but you'll be fine without us.

-You'll have a bunch of friends there.
-Like... like who?

-Well, um, you've got Kevin!
-Kevin's not my friend!

-He's not?
-No.

Last... last week,
he said I only wear green...

in... in front of everyone!

Oh, well, I could see
where he might say...

What about Warren?
Warren's your friend!

Uh-uh!

Warren... Warren never shares
any of his good lunches with me.

Oh, guys,

I've never been able to sleep
at someone's house without you.

[Chipmunk song playing]

Everyone already thinks
he's a total scaredy-cat.

If he bails on the sleepover,
he's gonna be humiliated!

Ugh! I know,
but I don't know what to do, Alvin.

[car horn]

Oh, that's my ride.

Fine. I'll take care of it.

What are you doing?
I... I already told you.

I... I'm not going to Cheesy's
without you guys.

Theodore, would you just calm down?

Now, we're going to recreate a sleepover

so you can see
how easy and fun this will be!

OK, so first off,

there's probably gonna be
some sort of cool light-sabre duel!

Surrender now or taste my wrath!

No! No! No! Never!

Oh, better surrender!

Surrender!

Oh, he should've surrendered.

Then, Cheesy and Bruce

will challenge each other
to a bubble-gum blowing contest.

Who's gonna win?
Oh, my goodness!

Oh, I bet Bruce will win!

Yes! Bruce won!
And Cheesy is mad.

[Theodore] Yeah, Cheesy gets so mad.

[Alvin] And now, a pillow fight ensues!

"No! No!"
"h*, h*! Yes!"

-"Bam! I got you good!"
-"Bam!"

-"I won't take it any more!"
-"Yes, you will!"

Oh! I... I love pillow fights!

And I'll take on all of you!
Boom! Boom! Boom!

Come on, Warren, Bruce, Kevin!
I'll take ya all on!

[Theodore] Ha, ha, ha! This is fun!

So... what... what happens now?

Now we pretend to be at a sleepover.

How fun will that be?

Now, pretend I'm Cheesy.

[whispering] I... I want to go home.

No, no, no, Theodore, Theodore,
we're not going home yet, OK?

This is the easy part, OK?

You just lay yourself down,
you close your eyes,

you think happy thoughts
and you go to sleep.

And, bam! In the morning,
the whole thing is over

and you will have survived
your first sleepover!

I... I want to go home!

Theodore, you can do it.
It's just one night!

Oh, I can tell
it's very important to you,

so... [sighs]
I'll go to the sleepover.

OK, so it's you, me, Warren,
Bruce and Theodore, right?

Uh, yeah, basically,

that's, you know,
everyone who's coming.

[door bell, then banging]

[Derek] Hey, losers! Open up!

Derek's here? Why?

Because my mom and his mom
are best friends

and my mom invited him
and his mom is making him come!

Oh, this is just great!

We might as well
just wedgie ourselves now!

Do you have a stinky sock
I can shove in my mouth

while I'm being hogtied?

[Derek] Hello?

Hey, Derek! Door's open!
So glad you're here!

OK, OK, so here's a scenario.

We're at the movie theatre.

Two seats down
is this really pretty girl.

You've got a bucket of popcorn.

Warren, what do you do?
I'll be the girl! Go!

Ugh! Could this party get any lamer?

We gotta prank someone
or something.

Can't prank us.
We all heard you say it.

h*, h*, h*! Wait, wait.
Isn't Theodore coming?

Thanks for taking me, Alvin.

Don't... don't forget
to keep your phone nearby, OK?

'Cause... 'cause I'm going
to call you right at six.

Yeah, yeah, six o'clock. Got it.
Um... Theodore, um...

you have to get off the bike now.

Yeah, I know.

-I am.
-Yes, yes.

You know, but, you know,
off the bike. OK?

And... and go inside. Have fun.

Yeah. I will.

I was just thinking about that time...

Remember that funny time
when Dave took us to the...

Theodore, we're not telling
stories now, OK? Now go!

Yeah, I know.

Don't forget
that I'm calling you at six, OK?

I won't forget!

Now, please, just go
and have fun with your friends!

Hello?

Ch... Cheesy? Guys?

[woman's voice]
Oh, hello, Theodore!

The boys are all up
in the attic. Go on up. Go!

The... attic?

OK.

Hello? Ch... Cheesy? Kevin?

Aaah!

Guys? Help!

Oh! I... I've got to call Alvin!

Where... where's my phone?

-[growling and banging]
-Aaah!

[growling]

[imitates howling wolf]

Oh, man, he's gonna be terrified!

OK, OK, we did the prank.

That was... that was really fun, Derek.
Super cool!

But now let's get him out.

Let him out?
We're just getting started.

Now, how much toilet paper do you have?

Um... Sorry, real quick,
not that this isn't super fun,

but, um...

wouldn't this maybe be more fun
if it was someone else's house?

The rule is, you teepee
the house of the biggest loser,

and that's you.

Yeah, OK. Um... cool.

That works out well, then.

Hey, get more toilet paper.

Oh, man. Are you seri...?

OK. Great. You got it!

Hmm. Theodore was supposed
to call at six.

That's weird.

[phone rings]

Yeah, hello?

Hey, hey, Cheesy.
Can I talk to Theodore?

Well, OK, so that's the thing.

Um... you can't, because, um,
because, um...

[Derek] Hello! We need the toilet paper!

Wait. Wait. Hold on.
Is that Derek?

Uh, no. That was actually me.

Sometimes I sound like him.
"Hey, where's the toilet paper?"

I'm gonna go. See you on Monday,
OK, Alvin? Thanks. Bye!

OK, something's not right.

Ted, how tall would you say you are?

Come on!
We gotta go save Theodore.

[Alvin] It is hot in here.

You know, I've changed my mind.

If we could just stop for a second,

I'd rather be on the top.

[Bruce] It's too late to switch now.

Will you guys be quiet?

What?

[hollow voice] Who wants to play?

What?
That's Theodore's teddy bear.

Aaah!

[hollow voice] You wanna dance?

What?

[hollow voice] Let's dance.

Um, no. I... I... I'm good.

[sings creepy song]

[Derek] Aaah! Get him off me!

Someone help me! Get him off me!

OK! We'll get Theodore!

[Derek] Don't leave me!

Theodore!

We are so sorry, Theodore!

How could Derek control
all of us? We're such losers!

I'm so ashamed of myself!

Teddy!

And you're sure you don't want to stay?

I mean,
we can play any game you want.

Positive.

We gotta get
one of those teddy bears.

Guys! Get me down from here!

Let's let him hang out for a while.

Ha! Did you get it?

[Cheesy] Guys, let's play light sabres,
then eat a bunch of bubble-gum

and blow big bubbles.

[Derek] Guys!
Get me down from here! Guys!

[Alvin] Psst! Theodore, it's me.

I know, Alvin.
Teddy's not this heavy.

There. Good as new.

You know, Theodore, I'm so mad!
They totally ruined this!

Now you'll never want to go
to a sleepover.

It wasn't so bad.

I closed my eyes and sang songs,

and I made up happy stories
in my head!

Oh! Theodore,
that's as bad as sleepovers get!

So if you can survive that sleepover,

you can survive any sleepover!

Yeah, I'll... I'll give it
another chance one day.

Guys? Hello? Hey!

[TV]
At the rock'n'roll hall of fame,

performers were flanked
by their bodyguards.

Fortunately for John McCartney,
his bodyguard was on hand

when fans rushed the stage.

[false note]

I hate it!

Hate it, hate it,
hate it, hate it!

[hyperventilates]

Dave, Dave, is this a good time?

What does it look like?

OK, great! So, I was watching
this big award show,

which, by the way,
we should have been at.

But, anyway, everyone had
their own bodyguard!

And, I thought...

We don't need a bodyguard.

Now, please, Alvin.
I'm just trying to record.

OK. All right, Dave, that's fine.

I'll just put you down
as a maybe.

All I'm asking for is a simple
bodyguard! I mean, come on!

Every lead singer
has a bodyguard!

I mean, if I don't have
a bodyguard, you know,

it's like a cake,
a beautiful cake without frosting!

-What? That... that's terrible!
-Right! Right!

Or a chocolate-chip cookie
without the chocolate chip!

Oh, that would be a terrible cookie!

Yes! Yes! I know!

I'd be your bodyguard
if I could, Alvin.

Oh, hey... That's a great idea!

What? No!

S... Seriously?

I... I didn't mean that, actually,

because, Alvin,
I'm not strong enough.

Theodore, that doesn't matter.

What's important
is that you look the part.

I... I don't know.

Don't bodyguards have to,
like, stand guard all the time?

Theodore,
you're already with me all day.

-That wouldn't change a thing.
-Well, yeah, I guess.

It's just that, you know,

I'd be in charge of protecting you

and keeping a lookout
all the time, and if anything...

Theodore, it's a win-win, OK?

I get my bodyguard and you,

you get to do
something really important!

Yeah... OK.

And now, for the final touch,
your own personal ear... thingy.

-What's that for?
-Oh, oh.

So... so we can stay in touch.

Go ahead! Talk into your sleeve.

Hello? Is anybody there?

h*, h*! I am, buddy.

-Pretty cool, eh?
-Yeah. No, no, it is.

But besides these cool sleeve things,

I feel like I don't know what I'm doing.

Right, but that's why I got you
a little study material.

Here, here, sit... sit down.

Everything you need to know
about bodyguarding

is all right here.

Documentaries,
self-defence tutorials and...

[karate sounds]
some Bruce Lee movies.

h*, h*! Theodore,

you have everything
a bodyguard could ever need!

[battle cries]

Hey, Theodore, why are you
walking so far ahead of us?

-I'm on point.
-That means he's on lookout.

And, Theodore,
keep up the good work!

Oh...

Ah!

All clear. Premises secure.

Theodore, I can't tell you
how much safer I feel, OK?

You are doing a great job!

-[door opens]
-Aaah!

[Dave] Oh! Oh, sorry Theodore!

Just want to let you guys know
I made you some snacks.

Thanks, Dave!

Um, Theodore,
gotta work on your reaction.

Yeah, I... I know.

Help yourself.

I read that a true bodyguard
samples the food first.

You know, just in case.

Uh, Theodore. I don't think
Dave poisoned our snacks.

Yeah, yeah,
you're probably right.

But... but you can never
really be too sure.

Oh. Oh, wait.
I... I think I'm feeling woozy,

but I can't be sure.

I... I better have another bite.

Simon, you know,
I should probably try a bite of...

Nope! Nope! Not getting mine.

Yeah, OK.

All clear.

OK, so, except for eating my snack,

you're doing a great job.

Glad to hear it, sir.

[gasps] Someone's coming!

It's Brittany!

She is not cleared for entry!
Do not let her in!

You shall not pass! I repeat!

You are not clear for entry!
Turn around...

Oof!

Sorry, Theodore.

Alvin borrowed my hairdryer
and I want it back!

What would I do with your hairdryer?

I don't know! Maybe you like
to blow it on your face

and pretend like you're flying!

Whatever! I want it back!

[Theodore] Run, Alvin!

Alvin, where is it?

It's in the bathroom!

You can let go now, Theodore.

[sighs] I need backup.

[Theodore] Repeat after me.

[Kevin and Cheesy] Repeat after me.

[Theodore] No, no, not yet.

[Kevin and Cheesy] No, no, not yet.

[Theodore] No, no, guys, wait.

We're not starting yet!

OK, now we're starting.

Ready?

I pledge to protect and defend
Alvin Seville

from all harm and danger.

[Kevin and Cheesy] I pledge
to protect and defend Alvin Seville

from all harm and danger.

So, uh, when do I get
to talk into my sleeve?

I think that's so cool.

The eagle is in the package.

It is on the front porch.

I was just making that up on the spot.

I'll do better when it's for real.

Uh, sorry, where is my earpiece?
Are they custom-fit?

'Cause I have some weird earwax
thing that won't come out.

Oh...

[Chipmunk song playing]

[Simon] What'll we do
about this whole bodyguard business?

I don't know, 'cause Theodore
loves being Alvin's bodyguard.

Yeah. Even if there's
absolutely no reason for it.

Well, we can't let it go on
too much longer,

because Theodore's grades
are really suffering.

Well, then tomorrow
I'm gonna just put a stop to it.

Street is clear.

Roger that.

Guys? How come
I'm always in the back?

It doesn't really matter.
It's not like we're doing anything.

[Alvin gasps]

How can you say that?
I feel safe and secure!

That's your mission in life!
I mean, that's a huge deal!

Actually, Alvin, Dave, well,
he talked to me this morning

and he... he wants us to stop.

Oh, oh, oh. Really? Really?
Well, what if something happens?

Like what?

Well, I don't know,
but... something could happen!

Any minute! You never know!

[man] Argh!

I'm a bad guy
and I'm going to get you, Alvin!

[Kevin and Cheesy]
Aaah! Get out of my way!

[Cheesy] Stop! Someone help them!

Theodore! Are you OK?
Wake up, buddy.

Huh? What... what happened?

Let's get you home, pal.

I'll tell you everything
once we're there.

Theodore saved me, Dave,
from this crazed fan

that came out of nowhere!

You should have seen him!

Theodore, you were amazing!

h*, h*! It's a good thing
I had you as my bodyguard.

That's all I can say.

Is this true, Theodore?

Uh... Well, I think so.
I... I kind of blacked out, so...

No! No, no, no, Theodore.

You just went into
superhero mode and, you know,

all your other senses
shut off, remember?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right.

Theodore, shouldn't you be going to bed?

Well, I can't!

Someone is out to get Alvin
and I have to be viggiment.

Uh, Theodore... It's vigilant.

Simon, a bodyguard
doesn't need perfect grammar.

And, Theodore,
you are doing a great job.

[gasps] Oh, what is that?

[Theodore] Code red!

Theodore, wait!
Don't go out there!

Freeze! Freeze, mister!
I'm not kidding!

What?

Gotcha!

Everyone, stand back!
This... this fan is dangerous!

Dangerous?
I'm not dangerous, I'm an actor!

Alvin told me he'd pay me
for scaring you this afternoon,

but all he gave me
was his stupid autograph.

OK. Now, now,
just hold on a second, OK?

An autograph of mine
is worth a lot of money!

Uh, listen, dude.
I'm not leaving till I get paid!

I don't have it!

[sighs] Hold on.

$24 and 97 cents.

$24 and 98 cents.

You could have just gone online
and sold it for...

I did go online.
Nobody wants your autograph!

Nobody!

So many are available
that they're worthless!

Your brother's, on the other hand,
is actually worth a lot!

-Huh? Really?
-What?

Yeah. Anyway, I'm out.

My autograph is worth more than yours?

That means
you should be my bodyguard!

Uh, but... Theo... No, no, no,
Theodore. It does not mean that.

First of all, you know,
that's just one guy's opinion.

I mean, he could be a liar.

Well, let's look it up.

No, Theodore, there's no need
to waste our time on that.

I mean, come on!
Is that important in the long run?

I... I don't think so!

Oh, let's bet for it.

If... if it's worth more,
you have to be my bodyguard.

Theodore, no! I don't agree! OK?

Can you hear me?
Please! I do not agree!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪