03x18 - Pack Animal; The Haunted Getaway

[bunniefuu]

♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

Galantor, Galantor,
Nebulus, Galantor, Nebulus.

Ugh! I get the same ones every time!

What? You got Curmudgeon?

Oh, I've been trying
to get him for weeks!

Ooh... Ooh, Curmudgeon.

I might be persuaded to trade with you.

Oh, what do ya want?

McQuade and Mothman.

McQuade and... Seriously?

Ugh. Fine.

Pleasure doing business with you.

OK, OK. Aren't these cards
supposed to come with gum?

Oh, why'd you do that?

Look what you've done!

Wait. No, no, seriously, guys.

Look what you've done!

You've turned me into Bubbleman!

-Ew.
-Look out... Here I...

Eye holes.
Bubbleman needs eye holes.

-Hey, watch where you're goin'!
-Stop! Thief!

Wait. What happened?
Who's a thief?

[shopkeeper] Stop!

Whoa! Whoa!
What is going on here?

Arrest him! He's a thief!

Oh, come on. Thief? Me?
That's ridiculous.

I stepped away from my register
for one second.

And when I came back,
all my cash was missing

and I see him running out of the store!

I'm telling you, I didn't take any money!

Check his backpack!

It's for my kid, all right?
Can I go now?

I've got no cause to hold him,
Mr Randall. I'm sorry.

You gentlemen have a nice day,
OK?

[Officer Dangus]
OK, let's go, Mr Randall.

We gotta fill out a report
on your missing money.

Wow! Crazy, right?

What? What was crazy?

[Simon] Yeah. I thought
they were gonna send that guy to jail.

[Theodore] Who?

Who were they gonna send to jail?

Ah! Ah!

My... my head's stuck.

No, no. Galactrum?
You have Galactrum?

Oh, I've been trying to get him forever!

Well, I can make that happen,
but it's gonna cost you.

Of course it will.

Galactrum? I need Galactrum too!

Hey, guys? Argh...

[Alvin] OK, it says here

to get gum out of your hair,

you need to shampoo vigorously
for 20 minutes,

then apply peanut butter to...

[gasp]

You... you shaved your head?

Yeah. 'Cause I already washed
my hair this morning, so...

So, instead of washing it again, you...

you just cut it all off?

[Theodore] Yeah, 'cause I just washed it.

Hey! This isn't my backpack!

-Where's Teddy?
-What are you talking about?

Teddy's gone!
All that's here is...

this!

-You think it was...
-Yep.

What? What's going on?

OK, OK, Theodore, listen,
all right? Now, don't freak out.

But, you know,

there's a good possibility
that Teddy was...

taken.

[gasps]

[Alvin] Well, he freaked out.

Yep. Definitely freaked out.

Well, it looks like it's all here.

I can't thank you enough.

You have no idea how much
this means to me and my family.

Can I at least offer you
a root-beer float?

I would like that very much, sir.

Teddy and I
always loved root-beer floats.

[sobs]

Look boys, I don't know
what you want me to do.

We want you to find this guy
and get Theodore's teddy back!

-Come on, look at him!
-Aaah!

You see?
He's so upset his hair fell out!

-[phone rings]
-I'm sorry, guys.

I can't do anything unless
he makes contact with you.

[Theodore] Uh,

it's the bad guy. He...

he says his name is Lyle.

[Lyle] I got something you want
and you got something I want.

So if you ever want to see
your teddy again,

you'll do exactly what I say.

You will meet me at the flagpole
in front of your school at 3:45.

Bring my bag and I'll bring your buddy.

You... you listen to me,

we're not doing anything
until we know that Teddy's OK.

I... I wanna hear his voice.

[Lyle] Oh, come on. Really?

OK, all right. Fine!

[robotic voice]
You're my best friend.

You're...
you're my best friend too, Teddy.

[Lyle] Flagpole. 3:45.

Be there or you'll never see
your little buddy again.

Now can we do something?

Now we can do something.

[Officer Dangus] Now, listen,
I've got a list of questions...

Hey, Alvin!

Eyes up here!
I'm not joking around! OK?

I got a list of questions
from the hostage negotiator

which I'll be reading into your ear.

You are not to deviate
from those questions, you got it?

Look at me.

OK. Got it. Got it.

Look, I didn't mention
we're negotiating for a teddy bear.

OK? My reputation
can't handle that right now.

But if you ever feel like you're
in danger, you're just to say,

"My mother wears pink plaid."
OK?

"My mother wears pink plaid."

Oh. Uh-huh. My mom wears pink plaid.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

Kinda tough to work that
into the conversation.

OK. You got something better?

There's something on your nose.

Oh, sh**t. Where?

No, that's what I'll say.

"There's something on your nose."

Is it gone? OK, did I get it?

Will you forget about that?

There's nothing on your nose, OK?
That's the code word!

Oh! OK. Got it.

-[slurps]
-[Simon] What's that?

Randall's strawberry
root-beer float in a cup.

[Simon] Theodore!

Don't put your cup up there!

That surveillance equipment
is really expensive!

Simon, when have I ever spilled anything?

Really?

[Chipmunk song playing]

Oh, come on! I mean lately.

All of that happened yesterday!

[Theodore]
Oh, Simon, look what I'm doing.

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Oh! Almost lost it there.

Theodore, stop it!

Oh! Getting closer...

I mean it!

OK, it is essential that you get
him to admit he took the money.

-You got it?
-Got it.

-And, remember, act tough.
-I know.

Testing. Testing.
Can ya hear me?

[Simon] Yeah, I can.

But, that's because
you're standing right next to me.

Oh, right.

[Alvin] Proceeding to flagpole.

Can you hear me now?

Loud and clear.

You must be Lyle.

Lyle, Lyle, Lyle...

-[barks]
-Uh-oh.

[Officer Dangus]
Oh, no... OK! Oh, sh**t!

Simon, you get the dog!
I'm gonna set up another camera!

So, you must read
the questions to Alvin.

You can read? You can do that?

Yeah! Of course I can!

OK, but do not stray
from the questions! You got it?

Yes! I've got this!

[gasps] The questions!

Uh-oh.

[Lyle] So, you got the bag?

What's the hurry?
When I do deals like this,

I like to know the person
I'm doing business with.

I have a few questions
that are gonna... gonna...

gonna pop in my mind...

any second now!

Um... Alvin,

ask him if he... if he likes...

uh... root-beer floats.

Do you like root-beer floats?

What? Why do you want to know that for?

-Be tough!
-Just answer the question!

-Yeah, who doesn't?
-[Alvin] Hey!

I'm asking the questions here!

[phone rings]

[Lyle] Shh! You hear that?

Squirrels.

Uh, Mom... OK? I'm kinda
in the middle of something here.

Can I call you back?

I didn't say that. I just said
I didn't need any underwear, OK?

[Theodore] Uh...

and... and what kind
of ice-cream does he like

in his root-beer floats?

Are you kidding me?

-Who are you talking to?
-Oh, um, voices. In my head.

And those voices tell me
to do some pretty crazy things!

Like what?

Like freak out
if you don't answer me!

Now, what kind of ice-cream
do you like in your floats?

Coffee! I like coffee, OK?
Look, kid.

I'm losing my patience.

Aaah!

[whistling sound]

Argh!

-What's the matter with you?
-It's the stupid voices again.

I don't want any underwear
with race cars on.

I don't want a dinosaurs.

I just wanna buy my own underwear.

I guess if you're goin' to,
get spaceships,

but I don't... I don't need 'em.

Look, kid, I can't answer
any more of your crazy questions!

My voices need to know!

You're tellin' me your voices
wanna know

if I put sprinkles
on my root-beer float?

Just answer the question!

Sometimes!

Now can we make the exchange?

Chocolate or multi-coloured?

Chocolate sprinkles
or the multi-coloured sprinkles?

Oh, I'm gonna pop your head!

Listen, kid, do you have my loot or not?

It took me a week to plan that job
and I want my money!

My plaid mom has a pink nose!

My plaid mom has a pink nose!

Mom! I gotta go!

Aaah!

You're comin' with me,
you crazy hamster.

-Get your hands off my brother!
-Who are you?

They call me Buzzsaw!

[Lyle] Aaah!

[Alvin] Well, I'm very proud
of everyone here.

Another perfectly ex*cuted
sting operation.

[Simon] Somebody stop that dog!

[bike bell rings]

h*, h*! Right on time!

-[Dave] I'll be right back!
-[gasps]

Oh! Not again!

Oh! Hey, guys! Uh, sorry.

I gotta go to school early
for a make-up test!

See you there!

But didn't you have
a make-up test yesterday?

And the day before?

Oh! Yes, um... well, that's,
you know, that's the same test.

Just got to keep making it up.
Bye!

Um, guys...
Uh, have you seen my newspaper?

No, Dave.
That's like the tenth time

you've asked us
that question this week.

Yeah, it's really weird.
I... Where could they have gone?

[school bell rings]

Sports section for you, good sir!

Oh, awesome! Thank you!

And... Arts and Leisure for you!

Ah, thank you!

Wait!
I also paid for a month's worth

of the Science and Business section!

Alvin, do not try to cheat me!

Oh, uh... no problem.

I rolled it all into one section!

Oh, you are good.

Your daily crossword puzzle!

Oh, I can't wait to see
yesterday's answers!

And for you, Miss Smith, the obituaries!

Oh, good!

Always nice to know that someone
had a worse day than I did.

[ringing continues]

Oh, hey, Mr Seville.
I hope you're doing well today.

Anyway, it's Wednesday
and, in case you forgot,

I collect for the newspaper
on Wednesdays. So...

Jimmy, listen.
I want to pay you,

but you gotta give me my paper first.

-But I delivered your paper.
-Well, I never got it.

Nah, guy. That's not possible.

Uh, yeah, it is possible.

And as soon as you start
delivering my newspaper again,

I'll start paying again.

But right now,
I've got to get back to work.

I want my money, sir!

And I want my newspapers!

You can't ignore me, Mr Seville.

And you're messing with the wrong guy!

OK, that was weird.

Um. Hi. Uh, Miss Croner?
Hey, um...

Did you receive your newspaper today?

-[Miss Croner] Of course!
-You did?

-Yes!
-Sorry, Miss Croner.

I've got another call coming in.

-[Jimmy] I want my money!
-How did you get this number?

I have a very specific
set of skills, Mr Seville.

Skills that make me a nightmare
for someone like you.

-What?
-[banging]

[sigh of relief]

[sigh of relief]

Aaah!

Gotcha!

OK, now I gotcha!

Gotcha!

-I want my money!
-Aaah!

[phone rings]

Yes, hello.
What's your emergency?

Officer Dangus, thanks for coming.

You've gotta help me!
I'm being terrorised!

Oh, wow! OK. By who?

The paperboy.

-Sorry, did you say paperboy?
-Yes.

Are you talking about little Jimmy?

Think he'll give you a paper cut?

You don't understand.
He's right around my house!

Well, yeah. How else is he supposed
to deliver the newspaper?

Now, excuse me,
I've got real crimes to put a stop to.

Wait!

I... I think he's hiding.
He might even be in the house.

[groans]

OK, let's go through the house.

OK, Jimmy, are you under the couch?

No? OK.

OK, Jimmy,
are you hiding in the closet?

-No?
-I'm telling you, he's here!

OK, here we come.

Here, let's check
in the recording studio!

You out here, little Jimmy?

Hey, Jimmy, you upstairs?

OK, we'll go up the stairs.

Do you feel safe going upstairs?
You wanna hold my hand?

No.

[Officer Dangus]
Are you hiding in the bathroom?

No.

I'm gonna check under the bed.

[gasps] Oh, my! Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my... Oh, no!

-Aaah!
-Oh, my hand! Oh, my...

Aaah!

I'm just joking. I got you.

You should have seen your face!
I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have done that,
but, you looked so stupid!

All right, everything's
safe now. So, you feel good?

No! I'm concerned about the...

OK, good. Well, have a nice day.

[robotic voice]
I will destroy you.

-Is that all he says?
-Let me see.

[robotic voice]
You will pay for your actions!

Revenge will be mine!

Why do we have to stay in our room
with the door locked again?

Dave's being a bit vague,

but, uh,
something about keeping us safe.

From what?

Oh, well, that's, you know,
where the vague part comes in.

I... I'm hungry.

You just ate.

-For dessert.
-Well, that's just too bad,

'cause we're not allowed to leave.

[whispering]
I have a stash of candy in the vent.

Ooh! Really?

Aaah!

OK, just calm down.

Oh, nuts.

It... it must have slipped down.

OK. Well, go get it!

Get it?

It's... it's dark in there.

Theodore, you'll be fine.

Here, take the robot.
He'll protect you.

[rattling in the pipes]

[cascade of candy]

Is... Is someone in there?

[robot cries out]

h*, h*! You got it!

-[Dave] Fellas?
-Quick! Pretend to be asleep!

B... boys?

Yes, Dave?

Hey, have you...

Oh, sorry. Were you sleeping?

Ugh! Yes, we were sleeping,

because there's nothing else
to do, Dave! We have nothing.

Sorry. Sorry. Go back to sleep.
But... but lock the door first!

OK, Theodore.
Let's see what ya got.

Oh, I wish we had a TV in here.

Then... then we could watch
a show while we snack.

Oh! Well, you know,
I've got an old TV in my lab.

I just might be able to get it to work.

[robotic voice]
I will destroy you!

What? No!

Any picture yet?

[footsteps above]

He... he's on the roof!

[birdsong]

Well, well, well...
Looks like we found the paper thief.

[robotic voice]
You will pay for your actions!

Aaah, aaah!

Officer Dangus, please!

[school bell rings]

Uh, excuse me?
What the heck is this?

You think this is funny?
I want my money back, Seville!

Oh, I'll get you another paper.
I don't know what happened!

-I told you not to cheat me!
-This is not funny!

I will come down on you
like a Shakespearian wrath!

I'm sorry! I'll fix it! I'll fix it!

I've gotta find a newspaper!

Well, what do you know?
I live a charmed life.

What? Hey!

Get back here!

Let the fun begin.

[Chipmunk song playing]

I'm gonna get you!

-[robotic voice] Revenge will be mine!
-Aaah!

Officer Dangus!

[Officer Dangus] OK,

I'll give you the name of
a doctor that deals with stress.

'Cause sometimes, when
we're under a lot of stress,

we hear voices.

And sometimes that stress turns
into a little paperboy named Jimmy, OK?

You followin' me?
Give him a call, OK?

Before you call me, call him!

Oh, no! He's after Alvin!

Aaah!

Alvin! Are you all right?

Fern and derndy, Derv!

What were you thinking, Alvin?

Dave, you always say
if I want something,

I have to work for it.

Not by stealing my paper!

But it's always folded up,
like it was never read!

How I fold my paper when
I'm finished is my business!

Look at what I found in the vent!

[robotic voice]
I will destroy you!

That is a threat
and will not be taken lightly!

-k*ll!
-Yeah!

[fading out]
Revenge will be mine...

Phew! All right, he won't be
scaring you any more, Dave.

I'm sorry for the way I acted,
Mr Seville.

Jimmy, look,
we owe you an apology

and, you know, of course your money.

And, Alvin, you're paying me
back every cent!

What? How?

[yawns] Don't they know
they can get their paper online,

so I could sleep in?

[man] Hey!

Oops!

Um... Sorry!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪