03x14 - Theo's Big Night Out; The Bodyguard

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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

[Brittany]
Ellie, you have the movie, right?

Oh, yeah! Karate Rage 5.
Return of Butt-kicker!

Ew! No! We're not watching that.

Yeah, no, I figured. I thought
if I sold it hard... Never mind.

I got Princess Problems
as a backup.

[Jeanette] Uh, yeah,

not sure the boys
are gonna love that one,

but it's our night to pick the movie!

Mmm. Perfect!

The truffle-oil popcorn
is buttered and ready to go!

Oh, and I made mint
and watermelon lemonade

that is chilled to perfection!

Oh, I can't wait!

This is going to be...

...the best night ever!

Comic-Fest is the coolest!

Where else can you walk around
in tights and a cape,

and not feel like a weirdo?

Uh, Hollywood?

[Dave] Who's ready for Comic-Fest?

Who are you supposed to be,
Lame Bed-Man?

No, I'm Mega-Dad!
Holder of the Car Keys,

and the Only One
Who Can Legally Drive!

Fine, OK. Come on, guys,
to the Mega-Dad Mobile!

Ugh! So lame.

Who's ready for movie night?

Hey! Where... Where is everybody?

Dave! Alvin!

And they totally forgot about us.

Oh, hey, girls. Everything OK?

Ugh! Like you care!

Yeah. You're like,
"Oh, look at me.

I'm Dave and I'm pretending
to care when really I don't!"

Oh, come on,
that not how I sound.

That is exactly how you sound!

-Yeah, exactly!
-OK, well, all right,

it' not really
that you sound like that, Dave.

But... but it is the feeling.

Guys, come on, you know I care.

What's the matter?

Uh, we're gonna let you
think about that, Dave.

Think nice and hard.

Anything ya might have missed...
last night?

Movie night!
Oh, girls, I'm so sorry.

-Where were you guys?
-Oh, us?

Uh, you know, um...
went to Comic-Fest.

[gasps] Were you in costumes?

-Yes.
-No! I love costumes, man!

This just gets worse!

Ouch, Dave. Very ouch.

OK, well, I want to make it up
to you guys, OK?

So, let's spend the whole day together

doing whatever you guys want.

Oh, we... we'd love that!

What?

Alvin, you guys wouldn't even want to go.

We're probably just,
you know, doing girl stuff.

You know, guys,
I was a little surprised

when I heard
you wanted to go on a hike.

Oh, where did you think
we'd want to go?

I don't know, you know,
like a trip to the mall.

The mall? That's cute.
Maybe if you spent more time with us,

you'd realise
we're multi-dimensional females.

Oh, OK. Well... well, great!

Uh, we're going this way, Dave.

Come on. Come on.
Try to keep up.

Oh... that... that way?

You know, guys,
if we head upstream a bit,

we can probably find
a shallow place to cross.

That might be
a little easier for you...

girls.

Aaah!

Come on, Dave! Come on!
You can do it!

Yeah, no, no, I know I can.

Aaah!

[gasps] Jeanette, Jeanette,
careful, careful.

That... that bug might be dangerous.

Ha, ha! Oh, Dave...

This bug is about as dangerous
as a cucumber sandwich.

Look! Isn't it beautiful?

Aaah! Ow!

Ah, oh, yeah, no,
it's really beautiful, Jeanette.

I didn't know
you knew so much about bugs.

[Jeanette] You didn't?

Come on, Dave. I love bugs!

OK, Dave,
the key here is to make sure

that your three points of contact
are securely anchored

before you make your move to the next...

Thanks, Eleanor.
But I know exactly what I'm...

Whoa!

Dave! You OK?

Yeah! Yeah, no. I'm... I'm good.

I think the air
is a little thinner up here.

Um, you... you have a... uh...

Well, that's probably why

I'm a little short of breath,
you know.

Not because I'm out of shape.

Dave, there's a huge bug
on your sandwich!

Aaah!

Oh, oh!
It's just a bug. I love bugs.

Hi, there, little fella. Ow!

Son of a...

Dave, you just tried to kiss
an assassin bug.

They're called assassin bugs?

Yeah, 'cause they'll eat your face off!

Oh... I didn't know that.

Ow, ooh, oh, ooh.

Dave, should... should we slow down?

Oh, no, no, no, no.
Just, you know, pacing myself.

Was... was that a snake?

Yeah, yeah, but just a harmless
garden snake. Don't worry, DB.

Oh! No, I'm... I'm not worried.

DB?

So, so, guys, you know, if you
wanted to stop here, you know,

I wouldn't complain.

No, no, that's OK. We're... we're good.
But do you want to take a nap?

Me? No, no. Not at...

You know, I'm totally good.
I could hike forever.

But I'm thinking about you guys.

You know, you might want
to put your feet up,

just relax a little.

No, Dave. We're fine.

But do you need to put your feet up?

Me? No, no.

But... but I'm more used
to this outdoorsy stuff.

Oh, yeah, no, clearly.

You really seem to be
in your element here, Dave.

Yup! Yup, I...
Yeah, I really am.

Perfect!
Then, why don't we step it up a notch

and make our way up to Dead Man's Peak?

Dead... Dead Man's what?

Peak.

Dave? How ya doin', buddy?

[grunts] Good. Good.

All right, Dave, chop-chop!
Let's go! We're almost there!

[Dave] Aaah!

Girls! Girls!

Dave! Dave! Don't worry, OK?

'Cause I know exactly what to do!

-What do we do?
-Well, uh...

I think we have to hoist him up.

OK, Dave, we got this!
We're gonna hoist you up.

How do we hoist him up?

I can't reach it!

Yeah, yeah, you can!
Just... just push!

Aaah!

[gasps] Hold on!

OK, Dave, grab onto me
and lift yourself up!

I can't! I'll hurt you!

I'll be fine, Dave!
We don't have time for this!

Now, Dave!

OK, he's on! Pull us up!

Are you guys OK?

[Dave] Oh, you girls saved my life.

I... I just can't thank you enou...

Oh, no, OK.

My... my back!

Oh! OK, it went out!

OK, should we call for help?

Do you need to be
medevacked off the mountain?

I... I don't think so. You know,

the only thing that really helps is rest.

Shouldn't need more than five,
you know, maybe ten hours.

Oh, boy.
OK, OK, we can do this, girls!

♪ We got the power, yeah,
we pack a punch ♪

♪ We up on top
and still heading up ♪

♪ We tough as nails,
hold our heads up high ♪

♪ We never lose,
'cause we fight the fight ♪

♪ And wherever we go
we always have our girls ♪

♪ A sisterhood
that reaches far and wide ♪

♪ And wherever we are,
anywhere in the world ♪

♪ We're showing our pride ♪

♪ 'Cause we are sisters ♪

♪ Yeah, we are sisters,
oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Yeah, we are sisters ♪

♪ Yeah, we are sisters,
oh, oh, oh ♪

[gasps] The boys!
I can't leave them alone all night!

[Eleanor] Oh, Dave,

not to worry. I'm on it.

Hello? Boys? I'm here!

[Eleanor]
OK, have fun! Bye!

Oh, I hope Dave's gonna be OK.

Theodore, he'll be fine.
It's us I'm worried about!

Look, Dave,
I found these birch leaves!

Chew 'em up. They contain
lots of natural painkillers.

When you're done with
your leaves, eat these veggies.

Oh, thanks. I'm not really hungry.

Yeah, Dave,
I didn't ask if you were hungry.

These will give you energy.

Guys, thank you for everything.
I'm so impressed!

You guys have so many skills
I never knew about.

Yeah, we probably should have
taken our DB for a pedicure.

Um, guys, you know my name
is David Seville, right?

-With an S, not a B.
-Yeah, of course we know that.

Well, then, what does DB stand for?

Delicate Blossom.

What? No! No!

I am not a delicate blossom!

No, no, not like delicate,
just like a little fragile.

No, now come on, guys!
I am not fragile!

OK, OK, calm down.

Guys, I'm not fragile at all.

-[snapping sound]
-Oh! Oh! OK, that's my back.

Gotta lie down again.

Hey! Hey, my back!
It actually feels pretty good.

I think I can make it down the mountain!

OK, but there's one more place
we'd like to take you.

OK, this is pretty nice.

Yeah, next time we'll take you
right to the spa, DB. Promise.

OK, guys, come on!
Please, I'm not a delicate...

Ow, ow! OK, easy on the feet,
easy on the feet. Nerve endings.

[Miss Miller] Wasn't that fascinating?

The way they make that cheese?

[Dave] Hey, guys, we're back!

Ugh, finally!
Where have you been?

Oh, you know, just doin' girl stuff.

[blasts]

[phone rings]

Oh!

-Kinda busy here...
-[Brittany] Aaah!

[Brittany] Simon's not answering his
phone! But I need him over here now!

It's an emergency!

[both gasp]

What is it? Are you okay?
What's going on?

Internet's out.

You've got to be kidding!
You said it was an emergency!

It is an emergency!

I was on step seven
of Ultimate Hair Care!

Uh, are you kidding?

All right, as long as I'm here,
let me take a look.

[all laugh]

[Brittany] Good one, Alvin.

What's the joke?

[Brittany] Yeah,

like you're going
to fix the internet.

Yes,
if you would just let me focus.

Oh, okay, you're serious.

Well, um, I was just thinking this seems
like a better job suited for Simon.

What... what is it? I got your message!
What's the emergency?

[together] Internet's out.

Oh, OK. First, let's understand
the meaning of the word 'emergency'.

So, so, what's happening?

Alvin's fixing it.

[chuckles] No, c'mon guys!
Really, what... what's happening?

I'm fixing it!

Oh! Okay. Great.
Okay... Fantastic.

So, um, how's it going?

How's it going?
It's going great!

Because I'm... I'm zeroing in
on where the power switch is.

[click]

Okay, that was easy!

Okay, now all I have to do is...

Oh, open the network settings
and the rest...

[loud music]

Okay, you accidentally hit
the music app.

Here's what you're looking for.

[clicks]

There you go, that ought to do it.

Internet is up and running again.

Thank you, Simon. I don't know
what we'd do without you.

[mimics Brittany] Thank you, Simon.
I don't know what we'd do without you.

You think you're so smart!

Well, yeah... But...

You know what,
I challenge you to an IQ test!

Okay? How about that?

Here we go. An online IQ test.

Simon, you go first okay, then I'll go.

Alright, okay, I'll take it.
But this is ridiculous.

-That was easy.
-OK. Now it's your turn, Alvin.

Okay, I'm finished.

Okay. And the results,

Simon is at 102,

and Alvin is at... Wait... 154?

Don't be upset, Alvin.
It doesn't mean... Wait, what?

Yeah, wait, hold on.
That can't be right.

Simon...

Yeah, 102.

Alvin...
[mumbling to herself]

[gasps] 154.

[chuckles] Yes!

-There must be some mistake.
-Simon, there's no mistake!

I'm just a genius!
Like the other guy. Alvin Einstein!

C'mon! Same name, same brain.

[sighs]
Alvin's smarter than I am?

No. No. No.

[Theodore]
Alvin, will you help me with my math?

Why don't you ask Simon?
Boost his confidence.

Are you kidding?
Have you seen him lately?

[Brittany] Poor Simon.

And don't pretend
you're not enjoying this, Alvin!

Alvin, I really need your help.

Theodore, can you keep a secret?

I think so.

Okay. But you have to promise
not to tell anyone.

I... I won't.

No, no, no. I mean really promise.
A pinky promise.

What's that?

A pinky promise
is a promise you can't break.

Alright? So, first, you spit...

[spits]

-In your hand.
-Oh... Sorry.

[spits]

Okay, now we grab pinkies
like this... and we shake.

-Our pinkies.
-Oh... Okay.

-[Theodore] Shake the pinkies.
-[Alvin] So,

here's the secret.

That website that we took
the IQ test on? Well,

it's tricked. You can set
your score to anything you want.

[gasps] You... you cheated?

No! No. Not cheated.

I like to think of it
as more of a practical joke.

But... But look at him.

Oh, c'mon Theodore. Simon needed
to be taken down a notch.

So, um,

what... what would happen
if I... if I told a pinky promise?

Your pinkies fall off.

[gasps]

But they're my second favourite finger!

Wait...

Third, third. Hold on.

Are... are thumbs considered fingers?

Because I definitely like my thumbs...

And how are you doing today,
Mr. Pinky?

Oh, that's good.
And um, how's the wife?

And... and the kids are good too?

They loved their birthday.

Oh, boy. What's going on here?

Oh, hi.

So, what've you got going
over there, Theo?

Oh, you know... just...
getting to know my pinkies.

Uh, what now?

They got involved in a bad deal.

[whispering]
Their... their lives are in danger.

-Excuse me?
-A pinky promise.

A pinky promise! Oooh! Spill it!

What? No!

I... I can't tell you!

Mr Pinky has a family!

No, no you're right.

You definitely shouldn't tell
a pinky promise.

Alvin cheated on the IQ test.

It was a trick website.

I knew it! There is no way
that Alvin is smarter than Simon.

So, so what do we do?

We've got to turn the tables.

Ah! C'mon,

I've got an idea.

It was nice knowing you,
Mr and Mrs Pinky.

[sobs]

[blasts]

[Brittany] Wow, Simon. You beat me again!

You're really good at this game.

[Alvin] Oh please.

There's only one good player
in this house. Me.

He's... he's right.
Alvin's really good at this game.

I don't know, Alvin.

I've been watching,
and Simon has really gotten a lot better.

Yeah, he's definitely so much better.
I bet he's even better than you.

[Alvin] That's ridiculous.

Move over.
Let me show you how it's done.

Okay, here we...

[blasts]

Okay... That's a lucky shot.
I... I'll give you that one.

What? Okay, that's weird.
Alright, Alvin. Just focus.

What? What's going on?

[crash]

No! No! It can't be!

Simon is better than me
at a video game!

I can't believe I just said that.

-What is happening?
-[Simon] Alvin, I'm so sorry!

I could try playing with one hand.

[Theodore] That's so weird.

I've never seen Simon beat Alvin
at a video game.

Who are you?

The name's Thumbs McGee.

Thumbs is one of the world's
best Terraform Wars players.

So when Alvin thought
he was playing Simon,

he was actually playing Thumbs.

But you've got to promise
not to tell anyone.

Okay? Promise!

Oh... Okay.

♪ I feel like maybe
I'm just out of luck ♪

♪ But there's something
telling me to not give up ♪

♪ I fell down like the rain
the other weekend ♪

♪ All alone and I'm sinking
in the deep end ♪

♪ And I don't know
that I ever been so low ♪

♪ Feels like
I just gotta hide away ♪

♪ Time out
waiting for a sunny day ♪

♪ How'd I end up so far astray ♪

♪ I been on the run ♪

♪ Been straight up out of fun ♪

♪ I just can't keep
from feeling blue ♪

♪ I'm trying to pick it up ♪

♪ Been trying to fill my cup ♪

♪ It might be time
for something new ♪

♪ I just need a hand ♪

♪ I just need a friend ♪

[Theodore]
Oh man, you guys are still here?

What are you watching?

I dunno.

Okay, I can't take it anymore!

Alvin, we tricked you, okay?

You didn't lose to Simon.
You lost to Thumbs McGee.

Wait, hold... hold on!
Mad Thumbs McGee?

He's like the best ever!
Oh! I knew it!

-I knew I couldn't lose to Simon!
-Right.

So now, don't you have
something to say to Simon?

Oh yeah. Right.
Ha-ha! I'm better than you!

No, no, no, Alvin.
About the IQ test.

[Alvin] You told?

[gasps] The jig is up!
Make a run for it!

Alvin?

Okay, right, little confession.
You know that IQ website?

Well, it's a trick website.

I put your score in for me
and well, you got mine.

I knew it!
I knew I was smarter than that!

Yeah, yeah, big deal alright?

More importantly, I just played
Thumbs McGee and I almost beat him!

Oh, you know,
I've got to consider going pro.

Aw man,
you two are unbelievable!

Thanks, Brit!

[sighs] No, Alvin. Not in a good way.

I mean look at the two of you!

One little thing happens
and your whole world crumbles!

Yes, you're smart, Simon,
but you are a lot more than that!

You're a sensitive,
friendly, caring person!

Oh... Uh, thanks Brit.

And Alvin, you're more
than just a video game player.

You're, um... You're, um...

Yes?

Well, uh...

Well, you've got nice hair!

Thank you for noticing!
It's all about the product.

An eighth of an ounce of gel
mixed with a third of mousse.

Then you mix it all in, and then...

you swipe it up
at a 78 degree angle.

How can you know all that
and be so bad at math?

Simon, that's not the point.
I was talking about my fabulous hair.

Another one of my things
which you know nothing about.

'Cause,
you've just got smarts, alright?

Whereas I have got sports,
I've got looks, nice hair.

I've got my cool outfit
with the big "A"...

[all] Alvin!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪