03x13 - Dave Rebooted; Germs

[bunniefuu]

♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

[school bell rings]

[Miss Smith] Single file!
Everyone line up single file!

Derek! Stop!

Guys, so help me, I will cancel
our Founder's Day field trip!

Oh! Thank you.

So, today we honour the school's founder,

William Storm Grokenberger,

by going to the home he grew up in.

[Kevin] Oh! Miss Smith!

Miss Smith!

Is it true that the ghost
of William Storm Grokenberger

walks the hallways one day a year

and that's the real reason
we have to leave the school?

Of course not!

Then why must we leave the school?

Think about it, guys!

[chattering]

[Brittany] Will Alvin Seville come
to the principal's office,

immediately!

Like, now, Alvin!

On your mark, get set, go!

[all] Oh!

[student] Someone's in trouble!

[laughs]

[Alvin] Oh, these are great!

Oh, OK.
So that's how you're going to play it?

-Play what?
-This!

Oh!
I don't know what this means!

It means I know you drew
these pictures of Miss Smith.

Uh, Britt,
I can't draw that well, OK?

-You've got the wrong guy.
-Oh, really? Uh-huh.

Then how do you explain the fact
that I found your hat

at the scene of the crime?

Coincidence!

OK, OK, look, I'm gonna
give you one last chance.

You sign this confession
and I'll go easy on you.

But if you don't sign it,

you won't be going
on the Founder's Day picnic.

What? I'm not signing that!

Oh, yeah you are!

Wanna bet?

Fine. You leave me no choice.

I'm going to call the principal.

-Don't move!
-I'm not.

I got my eye on you.

Oh... I'm really worried.

He's still insisting he's innocent.

Oh, no, no, no.
I'm sure he's guilty.

Give me time.
I'll get him to admit it.

Don't you dare take another step!

Brittany, relax.
You're paranoid.

I'm not going... anywhere!

[Chipmunk song plays]

[mocking laugh]

[Alvin] OK, Britt, stop!

[sighs] OK. OK. Look.

I'm gonna give you one more chance.

[gasps]
That's it! I am done with you!

Well, that makes two of us,
'cause I'm done with you!

Oh! You're going to clean
every chalkboard in this school!

-Under whose authority?
-Under whose autho...

Alvin! Mine!
The principal gave me total control!

What about the founder's picnic?

[chuckles] I'll send pictures.

[Alvin] Help! Help! I'm innocent!

-Save me from this crazy lady!
-[buzzes]

You've got to be kidding me!
Remote-control locks?

I had them installed last week.

Gimme that!

-[Brittany] Let go!
-[Alvin] Never!

[both] No!

That's just great!
We're locked in now!

Wait! Wait!

No, no, no, no!

Brittany, quick!

Call someone from the office phone!

Oh. OK. OK. So now the phones
don't work either.

We're stuck in here, Alvin!

I can't believe it!
I can't believe it!

[sobs] Oh, no...

Where do you think you're going?

Anywhere where you're not!

Oh! Well, that's just fine!

You... you stay
on that side of the school

and... and I'll stay on this side!

That's just fine, 'cause guess what?

The bathrooms are on my side!

Oh... You know, you know,
maybe, maybe, OK.

Maybe I was a bit rash.

Let's just drop the whole
my side, your side thing.

It's immature.

h*, h*, h*! No!
A deal is a deal.

What? No!
There never was a deal!

I mean, we didn't shake hands,
or... or sign a contract!

[ghostly sounds]

What... What's that noise?

I don't know, but it's coming
from your side of the school.

Really? Because I...
I thought it was coming

from your side of the school.

Oh! Oh, excuse me, sir.

[gasps] Oh, my gosh.
I know what's making that sound!

W... What?

The ghost
of William Storm Grokenberger!

Ch... Cheesy said he comes out
once a year to haunt the school

on Founder's Day!

Oh, OK. Listen.

First of all, there are
no such things as ghosts!

And second of all, I think
we can pretty much discount

anything that Cheesy says.

Wh... Where are you going?

I'm going to find out
what's making that noise.

Oh, fine, fine. Great.

You know, go get possessed! OK?
I'm going to stay right here.

Safe! Safe, safe and warm,

warm and safe and...
and freaked out! Wait for me!

I... I think it's coming
from down there.

Brittany, don't go down there!
That's exactly like the hallway

that they had in
Creepy Teacher from the Lagoon!

Remember? Where he jumps out

and sucks your brains
out of your head

in a quest
for never-ending knowledge?

Well, then, maybe you should go,

because, you know,
you have less brains to lose.

-No!
-OK. Maybe we should both go.

No! No, no. I think, you know,

one of us should stay behind,
you know? Maybe me.

And then you go forward
and I'll be here,

you know, just in case
someone has to run and get help!

Thanks. Thanks, Alvin.

[ghostly voice]
I'm gonna get ya.

I'm talking to you! Oh!

And I've got something to prove!

He... he sounds angry
and he's getting closer!

[both] Aaah!

[Brittany] Run!

It's no use. He's everywhere!
We can't outrun him!

[Brittany] Well, then...
then what do we do?

-We must communicate with him.
-What? How do we do that?

I don't know, but we've gotta try!

[sings along to music]

[Alvin] Oooh... Mr Ghost...

Hello, hello.

OK, so he's already
sucked out your brain.

Brittany, I'm just warming up, all right?

Trying to speak his language.

Oh, great ghost
William Storm Grokenberger.

It's always good to flatter a ghost.

We are in awe of your power,

all-powerful king of ghosts, William...

-Alvin, ghosts hate suck-ups.
-Would you please be quiet!

Now we chant the song
of the ghost world.

♪ Malaka, soloweka, paprika ♪

[Brittany] Paprika?
Is this... is this a recipe?

Brittany, please! I'm asking
Grokenberger to leave the school

and join the other spirits
in the afterlife.

[speaks gibberish]

Yes, yes, Grokenberger!

You can leave the school,
'cause you've graduated!

[wild scream]

Oh, he sounds mad!

Maybe he didn't graduate!

-Maybe he was a bad student!
-No, no, Grokenberger,

don't get upset!

-Alvin's a bad student too!
-Brittany,

I think the ghost drew
those pictures on the chalkboard,

because, honest, I didn't!

You're really trying

to blame a ghost
for those ugly drawings?

[bangs and ghostly screams]

Well done, Brittany.
Now you've made him even madder!

[gasps] William, um,
did you draw those pictures?

[ghostly voice]
Yeah! Yes, all right! Yeah!

Oh! Well, they're not ugly,

they're actually beautiful drawings!

[ghostly voice]
I'm gonna get you!

Billy. May I call you Billy?

Um, you know, I understand
you being furious with her,

but I think we got off
on the wrong foot.

[ghostly voice]
Yeah!

♪ I'm gonna get you ♪

[ghostly voice]
Yeah! Yes, all right!

We're cornered!

I'll distract him, Brittany!
But you've gotta run!

Oh!

[battle cry]

[sobbing]

-Alvin!
-Oh, Brittany!

I must be in the ghost world!

I can see Grokenberger!

And he looks angry!

[janitor] Grokenberger?
No, no, my name is Jimmy.

[embarrassed laugh]

So, I contacted the bus.

It should be back soon
to pick you up. OK?

Oh, well, thank you, Jimmy.
Sorry about the vacuum cleaner.

Alvin, what you did back there was...

Well, it was pretty great.

You know, you saved my life,

even though it was
never really in danger.

But, but, I'm thinking,

we should just clean
the chalkboards together.

[Jimmy] What? No!
But you'll ruin my drawings!

[gasps] Wait. Wait. Wait.

You did those drawings of Miss Smith?

Well, I... Yes, OK?
I do drawings.

But why?

Because I love her! And when
she comes back from the picnic,

she sees all the work I did
and she's so amazed by it,

maybe she falls in love with me,
maybe not, but maybe, OK?

Ugh! See? I was innocent,
but you didn't believe me!

I didn't believe you
because you always lie, Alvin!

Well, I wasn't lying this time, was I?

You weren't lying
about the drawings,

but that doesn't mean
you didn't tell 1,000 other lies today.

[Alvin] I don't even know
why you're still flapping your lips.

[Brittany] I'm not even listening.
You have no credibility.

[ghostly voice]
My! They'll never get along.

I know, right?

Oh! Mr Grokenberger...
Wait for me! Aaah!

[snoring]

[Dave] Come on, Alvin!
School starts in ten minutes!

Huh?

Which means I still have
five minutes to sleep.

[snoring]

Alvin, now!

[gasps]

[Dave] Alvin, you'd better be ready!

Alvin, you've got two seconds!

Whoa!

Alvin, I've told you
a thousand times...

Sorry, Dave!
Don't want to be late for school!

[Dave] Alvin!

Ugh! Two minutes
before school starts?

I could have gotten
another minute of sleep.

Ooh! What you got there, Simon?

Oh, oh!
Well, I'm very excited about this.

I figured out a process
to take a regular hydrogen atom

and enlarge it!

Oh, cool.

-Look at mine!
-What is that?

[gags]

Old, stinky Brussels sprouts.

I know. Disgusting, right?

I told Dave I needed them
for science class

so I didn't have to eat 'em.

[gasps] Science class?

Oh, man, am I in trouble!
Miss Smith said,

"If you miss one more
science assignment, Alvin,

you will fail the class!"

Oh, how could you have forgotten, Alvin?

It's all we've been working on
for the last three weeks!

-So, what's your point?
-My point is,

you've got to stop procrastinating!

You always wait to the last minute

and then you always get in trouble!

OK, OK, well, how about you
and I go halvsies on, you know,

your electro ball thingy?

Are you kidding?

I pulled two all-nighters
getting this thing to work!

And you want to just waltz in
and take half the credit?

OK, well, I didn't want
to bring this up, but, um,

you know, your presentations, Simon?
Well, um...

They're boring, OK?
There. It's out in the open.

But not to worry.
This is where I come in!

You know, you come up
with the idea, you know,

and then I will sell it!

Uh, thank you, Alvin. But no!

Fine. Your funeral.
I'll come up with something else.

What? In the next 20 minutes?

Do... do you wanna go halvsies with me?

Ugh! Theodore, no. Thank you.
No. Please get that thing away.

Oh, what do we have here?

h*, h*! This!
This will be my science project!

OK, hold on! A rock?

Come on, Alvin.
That's lame, even for you.

No, no, no, Simon.

Like I said, it's all about
the presentation.

Nobody cares about the substance.

They want the flash!

Well, that sums you up perfectly.

Oh! Oh, hey, Kevin!

I'm gonna need
your audiovisual expertise

to put the finishing touches
on my science project.

Yes! DJ K is in the his house!

It's a rock!

So, you know, my next hurdle

was to solve the molecular
bonding issue, which, you know,

luckily enough, I was able to do

by using the Schrödinger equation,
and this allowed me

to bring the fusion point
down to 0.001 kilojoules.

[chattering]

[snoring] Oh! Oh, uh,
thank you, Simon for that, um,

that fascinating look at that,
uh, the thing...

you were talking about.

OK.

Up next... Alvin.

Alvin, you do realise
you're meant to present your project?

h*, h*! Miss Smith,
you just sit back and enjoy.

DJ K, take it away.

[Alvin's voice echoing]
Space. The final frontier.

It happened
one dark and starry night.

I was out, as I often am,
looking at the stars,

contemplating my own existence.

Who am I? And why am I here?

Please tell me!

Oh, brother!

Shh! This is the good part.

When, suddenly, I saw something
fall from the heavens.

And there, in the clearing, I saw it.

I slowly approached the glowing orb
and carefully picked it up.

It was as though I held
the power of the universe

in my very hands!

Come on!

Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,

Alvin Seville, Master of Meteorites,

is proud to present...

meteorite KC-21895.

[applause and cheering]

Very good! Fascinating!

-Meteorite?
-Well, it could be.

You know, I didn't exactly
have time to research

-what kind of rock it is.
-You mean because

you picked it up off the ground
right before class?

You cannot say it's not a meteorite!

It could be!

[Jenny] Alvin, come up here!

We want to get your picture
with the meteorite!

Of course! Of course!
Be there! Just one moment.

Sorry, Simon,
can't keep my fans waiting!

Oh, come on, Theodore!

You watched him
pick the rock up off the ground!

I know! Isn't it incredible?

Oh, I feel so lucky!

Tell us the part again
about how it was your destiny.

Well, some people
are meant for great things.

And, well, I guess I'm just one of them.

-Oh, you are so brave!
-[tyres screech]

-What's going on?
-Oof!

Those guys have government
written all over them.

-What do they want?
-What do you think they want?

They probably want to have
a look at your "meteorite".

OK, you know, I don't think

you can really pull off
the whole air quote thing.

Don't do that again.

I don't know what you're
"talking abou..."

OK, sure, OK, you're right.

Anyway,
how would they even know about this?

You've got 30 kids ChatSnapping
pictures of you and your rock!

[gasps] Oh, no! What am I gonna do?

As soon as they look at it,

they'll know it's a fake
and I'll fail the class!

Tell Miss Smith what happened and...

Of course! I'll make a run for it.

That's not what I said!

Yes, because
if they never see the rock,

they can't prove it's fake.
Oh, that's brilliant, Simon!

Thank you!

OK, you're just making that up.
Didn't... Never said that!

[Chipmunk song plays]

Let's see what you have here.

OK, OK! Hold on! That is mine!

Give it back!

-Hmm.
-[Miss Smith] OK, what's going on here?

Uh, OK, well, here's the thing,
Miss Smith.

I... Well, I forgot
about the science project

and, well, then,
you know, I saw this...

[scientist] Very interesting.
You are about to be one rich little boy.

Wait. Hold on. What?

[Simon] Yeah. What?

The government will pay you
a lot of money

for the right to have this meteorite
in their museum.

Oh! You mean it actually
is a meteorite?

Which, of course, I knew.

I mean, of course,
that's the meteorite I found.

Yes, indeed.
A quite spectacular one!

It comes from
the Xion-233 asteroid belt.

Alvin, that... that's amazing!

You actually found a real meteorite!

Do you even know how rare these are?

Excuse me for just a second,
but when you say "rich",

what exactly are we talking about?

-Oh, it could be upwards of...
-Zero.

Right. Zero, but with, you know,

lots of other numbers
in front of it, right?

No. Just zero.

US Code Rule Book
section 4-128A states,

"The government gets to keep anything
that falls out of the sky."

Got it?

-OK, come on! Did you just make that up?
-Maybe.

-But...
-We are the government, son.

Making stuff up is what we do.

We'll take that. Let's move out!

Wait! How much
would you give me for...

this?

I'll give it to you for,
uh, a million dollars.

Where did you get that?

Uh... space?

That is a threat
to national security, son.

You know,
I could haul you in right now

and arrest you for introducing
an unknown contagion

on public property.

OK, OK. Ten bucks.

OK, five! Five dollars!
But that's as low as I can go!

Think of it this way, young man.
You'll be pleased to know

that the museum-goers will enjoy
your discovery for generations.

Uh, yeah, not pleased at all.
You know what would please me?

Cold, hard cash!

I do have... uh...

a five-dollar gift card
to Coffee Hut. Enjoy!

Thanks for nothing!
I don't even drink coffee!

OK, well, don't feel too bad, Alvin.

At least you got a good grade.

[Miss Smith] Not so fast!

Don't get me wrong. I love a good story,
but this is not creative writing.

It's a science class, Alvin.

And that was not
a science presentation!

D-minus.

Sorry you didn't get
a better grade, Alvin. You OK?

Oh, this is just the best day ever!

D-minus! Oh, yeah! I passed!

h*, h*! Ya see, Simon?

Sometimes, putting things off
until the last minute

really does pay off!

Mmm-hmm. Yup. Yeah.
That's the lesson, all right.

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪