03x08 - Simsky/Lucky Day

[bunniefuu]

♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

[Dave] Hey, guys! Come on!
We gotta get going.

-You'll be late for school!
-[Alvin] Uh, Dave, Dave.

Here's the thing.

We're only late
if we go to school, OK?

But, if we stay home,
it wouldn't be a problem, right?

Alvin just wants to miss
the math test this morning.

Theodore, whose side are you on?

Wait. Where's Simon?

-Simon!
-Shh! Don't wake him!

But... we'll be late for school!

That's exactly my point!

-Where have you been?
-What?

I've been with you this whole time!

[Simon] What time is it?
What's happening, guys?

[gasps] We're gonna be late for school!

All right, we just blew that one.

And when I say "we", I mean you!

[Theodore] Hey, um...
Simon, maybe we wouldn't be so late

if you didn't keep falling
asleep in your lab.

-Maybe.
-I know.

I'm just trying to perfect
my universal stain remover.

I think I'm really onto something.

It's this organic compound
of citric acid that can dissolve...

Fascinating. Oof!

-Ooh!
-[student] I don't know what it means,

-but it is so cool!
-What's going on?

Wow!

-Who did this?
-Well, someone who clearly

doesn't respect private property

and has a very poor sense of colour.

Simon, Simon, come on!
You know, kids today know

this is a man trying to convey
a message to the world!

[Brittany] Wait.
How do you know a guy did it?

I mean, it could've been a girl.

Well, whoever it is, should stop.

You can't do whatever you want

to someone else's property!

Whoa! Whoa!
You can't? I mean, are you sure?

Ugh! Yes, Alvin, and I'm going
to make it my business

to find this criminal.

And... we're recording.

I've put cameras in all
the most popular graffiti spots.

And now I'll be able
to catch this vandal in the act!

[gasps] Is... is that him?

No, that's a dog walker.

Oh, yeah.
'Cause of the dog... right?

There he is!

Theodore, come on!
That's a policeman.

Oh, yeah.

'Cause of the uniform, right?

And I'm on my way out of here.
Thanks very much.

Simon, are you getting tired?
'Cause...

-[snoring]
-Oh, good. He's sleeping.

[Alvin] He did it!

He struck again!

Did you see him?
Did you see him?

-[Simon] See what?
-Come on! Look at this!

The mystery tagger
has struck again!

Not once, not twice,
but three times!

The graffiti, which started
appearing only a few days ago,

has created quite a stir,

bringing many to ask,
"Just what does it mean?"

-Sorry, can I say something?
-No! Please don't...

OK, whoever you are,
wherever you are, I will find you!

You cannot run from me!
You cannot hide from the law!

-Thank you.
-I wasn't done. Real quick!

The next wall you'll paint will be
the wall of your prison cell!

-Yes. OK.
-OK, hold on. Prison cell!

You hear me? The slammer!
The big house!

Locked up in walls, buddy!

OK. Thank you.

Oh, this is great. h*, h*!
I'm sure I caught him on tape!

Great. I'll get the girls!

And I'll get something to eat!

[rewinding]

Charley, not, not there!

No, not... Oh, jeez.

What?

Well? Did you get him?
Where's his picture?

You mean her picture!

Oh, oh, well, um... actually,
um, you know, sometimes,

uh, technology is not, you know,
as reliable

as you'd wish it was,
and, so, you know, well,

the tapes, uh, well,
uh, they... they didn't record.

Oh, no! What happened?

Oh, well, you know,
well, in technical terms, well,

you wouldn't understand that,
well, it just... it blew up.

Wait, wait, wait. It blew up?

Well, no, OK, it didn't actually
blow up, you know, it just...

you know, it got destroyed.

What happens
when you play the footage?

No, no, don't touch anything!

[series of gasps]

You are the mystery artist?

Told ya!
Oh, I knew it was a guy!

Oh, man, Simon.
I didn't know you had this rebel side.

But I'm not a rebel!

There's no rebel in me!

I... I'm rebel-less!
I don't know what's happening.

-I don't remember doing that!
-Well, guess what, pal?

The proof is right there
in bold colours, OK?

You are a rebel.
A rebel with a can.

The only scientific explanation
I can think of

is that I must be sleepwalking.

My subconscious
must be telling me to paint!

-But why?
-Maybe, maybe,

so you can make it disappear
with your stain remover!

Whatever the reason,
I've done a terrible thing.

Simon, where do you think you're going?

To turn myself in!

Wait. Not yet!

Maybe... maybe we can fix this!

Guys, come on!
This is ridiculous.

This is my problem.
You don't have to get involved.

Besides, I could easily wiggle free.

We got that covered.

We installed an invisible,
electric fence around you

so if you even try to leave,
you'll get shocked!

-Seriously?
-Yeah.

And then this thing will throw you up

and... and you'll go
through the ceiling

and land outside
in this big tub of...

of mayonnaise.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

OK, we had him totally believing us
and then you took it too far.

-Oh.
-Yeah.

Basically, Theodore and Alvin
will be watching you all night.

That's right, pal.
You are not going anywhere!

[Alvin] Wake up,

my little amigo!
We made breakfast.

What? I made it.

Did you guys
keep an eye on Simon?

Because five more walls
were tagged.

-What?
-He didn't move all night!

Alvin and I were with him the whole time!

Oh, no!
The only thing that makes sense

is that there are
copycat artists out there now.

I guess my paintings encouraged
others to do the same.

So, what do we do?

Well, if I can perfect
my stain remover,

it will erase the graffiti.

But how do we stop the copycats?

Hmm. Leave that to us.

♪ Oh, you know how we do it ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, oh ♪

♪ Watch us get into it ♪

♪ Alvin and Simon and Theo,
Jeanette, Britt, Eleanor ♪

♪ We keep it rockin' and rollin'
no matter where we go ♪

♪ Takin' over on the floor,
lean back on the twos and fours ♪

♪ We ain't stoppin' or droppin',
so, baby, watch us go ♪

♪ Crazy ♪

♪ Don't you know that we go ♪

♪ Crazy ♪

-♪ Zero to 180 ♪
-♪ To 180 ♪

♪ And my time ain't running out ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Give it up, up, up
for the winners tonight ♪

♪ Give it up, up, up ♪

♪ Watch us step in the light ♪

♪ 'Cause ya know who, who we are ♪

♪ Shining bright
like midnight stars ♪

♪ Give it up, up, up
for the winners tonight ♪

♪ Give it up, up, up ♪

♪ Watch us step in the light ♪

[together] Yes!

-How long does it take?
-It should be instantaneous.

Yeah, not that instantaneous.

This doesn't make sense.

[Officer Dangus] Freeze!

Put your hands up!

Put the spray cans down!

Do the opposite of that.
Put the cans down.

Put the cans down first,
then your hands in the air!

-I'm not messing around!
-Wait. I'm confused.

-Hands up?
-Cans down. Hands up.

I messed up the first time.

Put the can down!

What? When did you turn
to a life of crime?

I thought you were good kids!

Except for you, Alvin.

I knew about you, but the rest of you?

-You... you got it all wrong!
-[all speak at once]

OK! Be quiet!
Everyone, be quiet now!

OK, I don't know
what's going on here,

but y'all are gonna pay for it.

Well, this is gross.

I want a bath and I want
to sleep in my own bed!

[sobs]

Ow!

-Litterbug!
-Oh! Look!

Someone threw away
half of a chocolate bar!

And, oh,
it only has a few bugs on it.

I hope you're happy, Simon!

Officer Dangus,
they had nothing to do with this!

-This is all my fault.
-I don't want to hear from you!

Everyone in the squad car! Now!

[mutterings]

The graffiti's gone! Look!

Alvin, I said be quiet! What?

But... but...
Did I not just see...?

OK, there was paint here, no?

Would someone help me out?

That closes that case.

I mean,
can't take us in for a blank wall.

OK, yeah, I guess...
I guess you guys can go.

[reporter] And, like that,
just as mysteriously as it appeared,

the local graffiti has vanished
overnight with no explanation.

Oh, hey! No, actually, turns out
I do have an explanation!

If you don't mind, if I could
just grab the microphone!

[reporter]
No, we're not doing this again!

[Officer Dangus] I have the explanation.
Just give me a chance.

-Give me a chance.
-No!

While some are happy to see
the vandalism removed,

-others are sorry to see it go!
-I have...

Simon, this means
other people love your work!

You gotta paint some more!

We could make a fortune!

No, no, Alvin.
My painting days are over.

He's sleeping again, Alvin.

His subconsciousnesses
is at peace.

But, Simon, the people have spoken!

Absolutely not!

[Alvin] You've a problem with the wall.
Fine. That's ill*gal.

We understand that now.
So, do your art on a piece of paper,

-a piece of parchment.
-Not interested!

Simon, please!
I'll take anything!

[sound of ping-pong ba*ls]

[Alvin] Oh, the crowd is on their feet!

It's Munk versus machine
[grunts]

in the epic battle of the century!

The question
everyone wants to know: [grunts]

will the robots
ultimately take over the planet,

or can Super Seville save
the world from certain doom?

Yes! Oh, I am amazing!

Oh, man! Simon, you gotta
get that thing to beat him.

[Brittany] Yeah, you're being
a little braggy, don't you think?

h*, h*!
Just callin' it like it is.

Well, let's see how you do
against the advanced mode.

Advanced mode activated.

h*, h*! Bring it on!

[Theodore]
Guys! Guys! Look what I found!

[gasps] Is... is that what I think it is?

Yeah!
A real, live four-leaf clover!

[all except Alvin] Wow!

Guys, you don't wanna miss this!

And... and lucky things
are happening to me already!

After I found it,
the ice-cream truck came by

and they were giving out
free ice cream!

[gasps] Seriously?

There's... no such... thing...

as luck!

Yes!

See that? Pure skill.

No luck involved!

[robotic voice]
Zero serving two.

Hey, Theodore.
There's a delivery for you.

[gasps] For me? What is it?

I don't know,
but it's in a huge box.

[together] Oh, let's see!

Guys! Hello?

You're missing... the battle...
of the century!

Aaah!

It's from the Kids Can Cook
recipe contest!

It says that my recipe

for double-decker peanut-butter
cookies won first prize!

Oh! This is so exciting!

Open it!

-[bicycle bell rings out]
-[together] Wow!

Do you know what this means?

It means that this clover...

[Alvin] Is nothing but a weed!

Just because Theodore won,
you know, a little contest,

it doesn't mean it was
because he was "lucky". OK?

-There's no such thing as...
-[Jeanette] Hey, Theodore!

Is this that hat of Teddy's
you lost last week?

Oh! You found it!
I was looking everywhere for that!

[gasps] Do you think it's the clover?

-Probably.
-Guys, come on.

I mean, you can't believe
that Theodore's

little bit of good fortune is
because of that stupid clover!

Well, it is pretty impressive.

Alvin, the odds are astronomical

that he would have three
perfectly timed coincidences

happen to him in, you know,
such a short period.

See, Alvin?
Even Simon believes in luck.

Well, I didn't say...

I can't wait to see
what other good things

will happen to me today!

Theodore, Theodore, now, now...
I... I just...

I'm trying to save you here, OK?

You're setting yourself up for,
you know, real disappointment.

[Theodore gasps] Uh-oh.

That's... that's seven years' bad luck!

Quick! Quick, Alvin.
Take my clover and kiss it!

-Kiss it three times!
-OK, OK. Guys, guys.

-That was an accident!
-Of course. Of course.

Just another strange coincidence.

[Alvin] OK, just stop now, OK?

You guys act as if Theodore's good luck

is somehow making me have bad luck.

No, no! I didn't say...

[Theodore] Yeah,
that must be what's happening!

♪ Feels like I'm in a dream ♪

♪ Or maybe a Hollywood movie ♪

♪ Because the whole world seems ♪

♪ Like it's covered
with chocolate sprinkles and candy ♪

♪ The sun is coming out ♪

♪ You can feel it shining all over ♪

♪ Can't believe that I've got
all this luck in my life ♪

♪ Like a four-leaf clover ♪

♪ So nothing's
ever gonna stop me now ♪

♪ And nothing's
ever gonna bring me down ♪

♪ It's a lucky day ♪

♪ Everything is going my way ♪

♪ I hear the music play and
nothing's ever gonna stop me now ♪

♪ It's a lucky life ♪

♪ Everything is going all right ♪

♪ Everyone get up and say,
it's a lucky day♪

♪ Everything is going my way ♪

Yay! Yay!

Oh, boy! This is great!

Oh, lucky, lucky me!

-[Theodore] Mmm... pancakes.
-Ugh!

And I suppose you think the fact
that my favourite cereal is gone

is a sign of bad luck?

Yes, I do.

But, but... I'm happy to share
my clover with you, Alvin.

You look like you could use it.

Oh, Theodore, please.
I don't believe in your little clover.

[reporter] We're sorry to say
all the games in every sport

have been rained out today.

[TV anchor]
Wow, Bill. What are the odds?

I don't know, Jim,
but they have to be astronomical.

Oh, they... they cancelled
the championship?

Get that thing away from me!

Aaah!

[gasps] A lucky butterfly!

OK, let's... let's calm down.
OK. It's just a coincidence.

It's not like there's some big,
cosmic balance

of good and bad luck in the universe!

Oh, oh, oh!
It's all coming true!

I... I can't take it!
It's enough already! No!

What happened to the chair?

It broke when I sat on it.

It's like the third time today,
and it's only noon,

that bad stuff has happened to me!

Alvin, what are you looking for?

[Alvin]
Something that will change my luck!

I thought you didn't believe in luck.

OK, look, I admit, OK?
I was wrong. I admit it!

To all the clovers listening
out there, I'm so sorry!

I'm a believer!

It cost 30 dollars!

You're not actually buying
all that junk, are you?

That's practically all the money
in your account!

h*, h*! You bet I am!

It's a small price to pay
to break this stupid curse!

Thanks!

Yes! Yes!

Oh...

Come on, lady. Ladybug. Ladybug.

Come, come.
Bring your good luck.

Hey, you're not a ladybug!

Aaah!

Oh, man! I think he's losing it.

Yeah, I think he's taking
the whole luck thing way too far.

I heard he tackled Dave

because he opened an umbrella
in the house.

I heard he tried to trade his skateboard

for a lucky penny!

Oh, man! Where is he now?

No idea.

That's your third cookie in a row, Teddy.

Maybe you should slow down.

Uh-oh. We're out of juice.

I'll... I'll go get us some more.

h*, h*, h*! Good luck is mine!

It's mine!

Hey!

A coupon for a free movie?

Cool!

Simon! Simon! You've gotta
play this game with me.

-Sorry, I'm busy.
-No, no, no, no.

You don't understand.
I need to see if my luck has changed.

All right. All right.
Now, if this works,

I should be rolling
nothing but sevens.

All right, you lucky clover,
do your business!

-[Simon] Alvin...
-Not... not yet.

-Wait. Alvin...
-Come on... sevens!

Alvin! Come on, you know,
there's no such thing as...

Yes! Yes! Seven!
h*, h*, h*! Yes!

[Simon] Are you OK?

No, no problem.

[Cheesy] Hey, sorry about the window.
That is my bad.

Did anyone see my baseball?

It looks exactly
like a normal baseball.

Stay right there, Alvin.
I'm gonna go get Dave.

[groans] O... OK.

I don't understand.
I had the clover.

My luck should have changed!

[Theodore] Alvin.

There's something I should tell you.

It should have set
the good luck, bad luck balance

back to normal.

No more failed science tests...

[Simon] Alvin, the reason
you failed that test

was because you didn't study.

Bad luck had nothing to do with it.

Oh, all right,
well, well, OK...

But what about every sports game
being rained out?

If you'd listened
to the rest of the show,

instead of running off,
you would have heard them say

it was an April Fool's Day joke.

-April Fools?
-[Jeanette] Seriously, Alvin?

You didn't know it was
April Fool's Day today?

No, no, I didn't!
But that wouldn't explain

getting hit on the head
with bird poop!

[giggles] Yeah, well,
that wasn't bird poop.

Um, I was actually making
marshmallow cookies

in the tree house
and the mixer sort of... exploded.

Forget about me, OK?

Let's talk about Theodore
and all of his good luck.

Ever since he found that clover,
good things happened to him!

But that's what
I've been trying to tell you.

The four-leaf clover isn't real.

I... I glued on an extra leaf
with superglue.

It was just an April Fool's Day joke.

Wait... hold it... What?

Alvin, good luck or bad luck
is all perception.

-It's your attitude.
-Yeah, Theodore's an optimist.

Yeah, that's right.

-I'm an optometrist.
-Optimist.

-Right, opposite.
-Oh, fine.

You know, fine, OK,
the whole attitude thing. Sure, sure.

I guess.

[gasps]

Alvin, where are you going?
You need rest!

Uh, well... when I first took
Theodore's clover, um...

I might have used
your credit card to place a bet

on... on a horse... online.

But... but not a big bet.

Wait. Wait. Hold on. What?

All right. OK. I mean, you know,
maybe it was large-ish, you know...

All right, it was a big bet.

-Alvin...
-Wait, Dave! Don't get upset!

You know, we can all just look at this

with our fantastic attitude,
and we'll just think of this

as an, you know,
April Fools Day joke, right?

Alvin!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪