02x23 - Summer Camp/Blabber Mouth

[bunniefuu]

♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

[sirens]

All right, who is going
to tell me what happened?

-Oh, I will.
-No! Stop it!

That was uncalled for, Brittany.

All right, Alvin, you start.

-Yes!
-What?

Why does he get to start?

Because you popped him on the head!

Oh...

Thank you, Miss Smith. And may I just say

what a pleasure it is
having such a strong adult role model

-like yourself to control--
-No. OK. Brittany, you start.

Wait, hold on!
I mean, I was supposed to start!

No, no, no, no, no! Too late!

OK, so, this is exactly what happened...

[bell rings]

Yesterday morning, after history class...

[engine noise]

h*, h*! Hey, everybody!
Outta my way! Outta my way now!

Guys, look what I can do!

h*, h*! How cool am I?

-I never said that!
-Yeah, you did.

-Oh, I did n--
-Zip it!

-But, but--
-Zip! Zip! Zip!

Anyway... Ah, that's when Jake walked by.

You know Jake, the new boy?

Hey, isn't that Jake,

the drummer from the group Loud Noise?

-What's happening?
-[gasps]

I can't believe he's going to school here!

He... he's my hero!

Now, Theodore, I'm your hero.
My hero is Alvin.

OK, just, repeat it with me now,
"My hero is Alvin!"

Well, Theodore,
go over and introduce yourself.

What? Just walk over?

Yeah. Come on.

Hi. I'm Brittany and this is Theodore.

He's a really big fan of yours.
And he's a drummer too.

What?

Oh! Uh, hi.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Fido.

-It's Theodore.
-Huh?

It's Theodore. Or... or Fido.

You can call me Fido if you want.

Hey, everybody! All eyes up here!

Hello, it's me, your favourite Alvin.

The leader of the A team.
Let's give me a chant now.

"Alvin! Alvin!"
I don't want to do it alone, now.

Alv--

[crash]

I'm sorry,
is she going anywhere with this?

-I'm setting the stage.
-Well, set it faster!

OK. So... so, then,
Jake graciously said...

Guys, if you're Loud Noise fans,
we're playing tonight.

Would you like to come?

I mean, all of you.
Would you all like to come?

Oh, you have a little show? How adorable!

[sticks his tongue out]

[chuckles] We'd be delighted to come.
See you tonight.

Oh, great! See you there.

-I never did that!
-Quiet!

So, as I was saying...

Yay!

That was horrible! Terrible!

Boo! Boo!

All right, for our next song,
it would be such an honour

if the beautiful Brittany
would accompany me.

Brittany, come on up.

Oh...

♪ The moment that we met ♪

♪ It took me by surprise ♪

-♪ The moment that we met ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪

-♪ I couldn't close my eyes ♪
-♪ No, oh ♪

♪ And now I know this isn't
just a simple crush ♪

♪ Just a simple crush ♪

♪ The feelings pressurise
and sometimes they're too much ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, yeah ♪

♪ Two, three, four ♪

♪ I wanna be there where you are ♪

♪ Where you are now, oh, Brittany ♪

♪ I wanna see the world
through your eyes ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I wanna be there where you are ♪

[cheering]

OK, OK! That's just enough, OK?
I never did any of that!

What does any of this have to do
with the fire alarm going off?

I'm getting to it!

Wasn't he great?

What did you guys think of the show?

-Dumb, dumb, stupid, stupid.
-Great!

Really glad you liked it!
I'll see you later.

Oh, no!

I... I forgot to have him sign my poster!

Theodore, Theodore, come on!

Why would you want his signature
on his poster?

I'll sign his poster.
Won't that be better?

Alvin, if Theodore
wants to get his autograph,

he should get his autograph.

Come on, Theodore. Let's go.

[growling]

If I tell him not to go, he can't go!

-Hey! Ow!
-Stop it, Alvin!

-Let him go!
-Stop it, you guys!

..and that's when Alvin
pulled the fire alarm.

I think we've all had enough
of your fairy tales.

Miss Smith, here is what really happened.

[tricycle bell rings]

Hey, Alvin,
why are you riding that tricycle?

Oh, this? This?
It's just something to donate

to the Children's Hospital after school.

Just wanna make sure it rides smoothly.

-Oh, you're so amazing!
-Oh, thank you, Jenny.

Amazing is quite a compliment.

I'm just trying to do good for others.

Make-up, make-up, make-up, popular, boys,

make-up, pretty, hair, boys...

Hey, hey, Brittany.
How are you doing this fine day?

I can't believe Miss Smith,
like, gave you, like, a D minus!

She's, like, totally so mean! Like...

No, no, Brittany,
that's so unfair to Miss Smith.

You know, she was absolutely right

and I realise that my poor grade is...

Well, it's entirely my own fault.

Miss Smith, I'm pretty sure
I saw fangs on that guy, OK?

He could be a vampire!

Ugh! Alvin! He is not a vampire!

Time will tell. Time will tell.
Now, where was I?

Oh, oh, right, right...

Oh, my! Who is that?

Oh, I think that's
the drummer from Loud Noise.

Wait! You know who he is?

Oh, Theodore, you have to introduce me!

I love him! I love him so much!

Uh, OK.

Uh, uh... Hi!
My name is Theodore and this is...

-Oof!
-Hi! My name is Brittany.

It is so, like,
wonderful to meet you, Jake!

[congested sniff] Hi.

Fido here tells me you're a drummer.

How totally, like, like... fascinating!

[sniffs] Yeah. I'm really cool.

Oh, and, Jake, um,
these are some, you know, other people.

Well, it is a pleasure to meet you, Jake.

-May I call you Jake?
-Do you have a girlfriend?

Because I could, like,
totally be your girlfriend!

I mean, do you like my hair?
'Cause I could change it!

Hey! [snorts] Hey, guys!
Hey, my band's playing tonight.

You... you should come out and see us.

Oh, I will be there with bells on,
don't you worry.

I'll tell you, if I love anything,

it's supporting my fellow musicians.

I can come! I can definitely come!

Thank you! Thank you for inviting me!

Oh, sure, everyone can come.
There's plenty of seats.

No one bought tickets.

[music]

-Yeah!
-[sparse clapping]

Fantastic! Fantastic!
We want more! We want more!

Come on, you guys! We want more!

-Uh... One, three, four, five!
-Jake!

Over here! Look over here!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Do I have to wear this, Brittany?

I... I don't even like them that much.

Yes! I'd wear it myself,

but I don't want to seem too desperate.

Oh, my gosh! There he is!! There he is!

[squeals and laughs hysterically]

Theodore! Go over and get him
to sign the poster for me!

-Go on! Go!
-Oh, do I have to?

Yes! Stop arguing with me and do as I say!

Brittany,
I know you're a strong-willed person,

but don't make him go
if he doesn't want to.

You stay out of this, Alvin!

Theodore, go! Now! Go!

And that's when the fire alarm was pulled?

N-no!

That's when two masked robbers
came in and they were all,

"We're robbing this place!"

[Jake squeals]

And, you know, that's when
I had to tell them, forcefully,

"You have picked
the wrong school to rob, my friends.

Go ahead. Make my day!"

You see, Miss Smith? See?
He's making all this up!

-Alvin!
-All right! OK!

-So, maybe I fabridacted...
-No.

-Fabilicated?
-The word's fabricated.

All right, I lied about the last part. OK?

But only because you guys looked so bored!

I needed to spice it up a bit.

I could tell I was losing you.

Anyway, the rest of that story,
unlike Brittany's, is 100 % true!

-Ugh! Yeah, right!
-It is!

-Not even close!
-Stop it!

All right, everyone get up and follow me.

Where... where are we going?

What are you gonna do to us, Miss Smith?

Jail? I can't go to jail!

We're going to get to the bottom of this!

OK, here's what we're going to do.

We're going to re-enact
this whole episode.

-Miss Smith, do I have to?
-Yes!

Now, I want you to show me
exactly what happened.

Um, OK. Well, I grabbed here.

Oh, OK, well, I think I remember
that I grabbed on about here.

-All right, now go! Do it!
-[sighs] Here we go again.

-I pulled this way.
-I pulled this way.

Wait! Stop!

[alarm goes off]

Oh, look at that!
We didn't pull the fire alarm!

Theodore's balloon did!

So, I guess the balloon's
in a lot of trouble, huh?

No one's in trouble, Theodore.
It was an accident.

[balloon pops]

[gasps] She k*lled it.

Oh, the important thing is we're innocent!

Thank you, Miss Smith!

So, throwing me under the bus
didn't get you anywhere, Alvin!

Throwing you under the bus?
That's a laugh.

[sirens]

Oh, I should have chosen
an easier profession.

Like wrestling rattlesnakes.

Get ready to be scared,
petrified and gobbled up!

The zombies are coming!

Hey! Who did that?

Are you yawning over dinner?
Spice meals up with--

Again? I can't believe this!

When I put on Glowbig Face Cream, I--

Are you kidding me?

[giggling]

Oops. Busted.

-OK, what's going on?
-Alvin, if you have a problem,

just take it up with Dave, OK?

He asked me to make sure
you didn't watch the show.

So I made a remote that controls
every TV in the house.

Oh, very clever, yeah.
Oh, but wait, you got caught.

So, then, that would mean,
not so clever! OK?

So, why don't you take all your cleverness

and bother someone
who deserves it, like Brittany!

But, Alvin, Dave said
you can't watch that show.

Yes, Theodore, that's right,
but Dave isn't here.

I don't see him, do you?
Which means, I can pretty much do -

[clears throat]

He's right behind me, isn't he?

Yeah.

Oh, Dave, Dave, how wonderful to see you!

This is so crazy,
Dave, your timing, you know,

I was just about to sit down
and watch a documentary.

Uh-huh? Yeah. What kind of documentary?

Oh, you know, the one, you know,
about the, um, the arctic...

Uh, what was it? The arctic...
the arctic baboons!

Right, who are, um...

Did it have anything to do with Zombies?

Zombies? Uh, you know?
Hey! Now that you mention it,

there might have been a zombie baboon!

Alvin, I don't want you watching
that series in this house.

-You're too young.
-Yes, absolutely!

In human years, I'd be young,

-but in chipmunk years...
-The answer is no!

Now, can you please
take this box to Miss Croner's?

-Why?
-Because,

the mailman delivered it to us by mistake.

Fine! But I'm doing this under protest.

And... and because you're my parent.

And I need to listen to you.

But I shouldn't have to.
I can't believe I can't watch Zombies.

[doorbell rings]

-Hey, Miss Croner. Dave--
-Oh, it's here!

Oh, I can't tell you how long
I've been waiting for this!

Great. Mmm-hmm. See ya later.

My own customized Zombie Fighting Kit!

Zombie kit? You know about zombies?

I know enough not to trust them.

And the few I have fought
were very unpleasant.

Wait! Wait! You've actually seen zombies?

-And fought them?
-Well, I can't be sure

if they were zombies,
but one sneezed in my face three times.

Zombies always sneeze in threes.

Anyway, this kit has everything
you need for fighting zombies,

for only $9.99. Shipping not included.

-Wow!
-Oh, look!

It's time for my favourite zombie show!

Do you want to watch it with me?
You could learn something.

Well, Dave said
I couldn't watch it at my house.

But, he didn't say
I couldn't watch it here!

Shush! Sit.

Now, if we want to survive
the zombie invasion,

we need to nail
the windows and doors shut!

Luckily, Miss Croner has fought zombies

and she says
that's the safest thing to do!

Then we need to stockpile
food and water for the long siege.

Alvin, you're scaring Theodore.

Theodore, don't listen to Alvin.

There are no such things as zombies!

-Alvin, isn't that right?
-Oh, Theodore,

don't worry about a thing.
I've got your back.

Seems quiet out there.

We should be safe, you know, for tonight.

Yes, yes. We're safe tonight,
tomorrow and forever,

because there are no zombies!

Alvin, this is exactly the reason why
Dave told you not to watch the show!

Fine! We're fine, Simon, OK?
Don't even worry about it!

All right, it looks like
it's you and me, pal.

-Just you and me.
-Oh!

Zombies, zombies everywhere...

h*, h*! Come on, come on,
you little zombies,

wherever you are! I am ready!

Aaah!

Theodore! This is my dream!
Get outta here!

Go on. Come on, get out!

No, I'm pretty sure it's mine.
So... So, you get out.

Oh, fine, OK, I guess
we're having the same dream.

So, you know, let's just go
get those zombies. Come on!

Zombies? That's what we're dreaming about?

Yes! Let's go!

[screaming]

♪ You can't run, no, no, no, no ♪

♪ You can't hide ♪

♪ They're everywhere ♪

♪ Out in the night ♪

♪ Ain't no stopping,
no, they just want more ♪

♪ What will you do
when they knock on your door? ♪

♪ Hey! Come on and get up,
get out and go save someone ♪

♪ And say what ya fighting for ♪

♪ Hey! Come on and get up, get
out and go look out behind ya ♪

♪ Because, whoops,
there goes another one ♪

Bye, guys!

Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!

-Must be allergy season.
-Oh, no!

-We've lost Jeanette.
-What do you mean?

She's right there.

We're in a world of zombies,
Theodore! Come on! Get with it!

She's turned into what
Miss Croner said would happen!

She said there were
three signs for zombification!

Now pay attention!
One, foot dragging or outstretched arms.

Two, frothing or drooling at the mouth.

And three,
and this is the one that matters,

sneezing in threes! Does that ring a bell?

-Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!
-[gasps]

-Uh-oh!
-We are at Defcon Four!

-What does that mean?
-Well, I'm not exactly sure,

but they say it a lot in the movies

when something's about to explode.

Oh, no!

Ouch!

I'm sorry! Are you OK?

Yeah, I'll be fine.
I just need to sit this one out.

Ouch. Ow!

[gasps]

She's dragging her foot!

Brittany, you shouldn't be
so close to the screen.

-You can hurt your eyes.
-Yeah, you're right.

I always forget.

[gasps] Brittany! Your eyes!

[gasps] Oh, no! I had ink on my hands!

Oh, tough break.

[gasps]

[gasps] We've gotta tell Dave!

We have to convince Dave
to call the police.

-Why can't we just call them?
-Are you kidding?

They don't even take my calls anymore!

Something about crying wolf too much.

Anyway, we need a trustworthy adult.

This is totally normal, Mr Seville.

The anaesthesia will wear off

and your mouth will be back to normal.

Oh, OK, bloctor.

-[gasp]
-Hi, guys. Blentist...

-Blentist...
-No, no, no, no, no!

Miss Croner, you've got to help us!

-What is it?
-The zombie invasion has begun!

Oh! Well, have a seat.
I'll be right there.

I just need to turn off the stove.

So, start from the beginning.

Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!

Oh, my, must be allergy season.

-Is she one of them?
-Obviously!

Now, boys, tell me everything!

Who's a zom... Boys?

OK! OK! We'll be safe here!

[gasps] Look at this!

Guaranteed to protect your head
from bites and hair grabs.

-What else is in there?
-Let's see.

Looks like... make-up?

Great.
What are we supposed to do with that?

I've got an idea.

We're so creepy.
I'm... I'm scaring myself!

Theodore,
this is no time to get squeamish!

The world is depending on us!

OK. Let's... Let's do this!

Uh... You go first.

All right! All right!
But... but, walk this way.

-Argh!
-Argh!

Ugh! I hope this isn't permanent ink!

My allergies are the worst!
Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!

Ugh, ugh, ugh.

All right, so, first thing
we have to do is save Simon.

-So...
-Atchoo!

-Look out!
-Atchoo! Atchoo!

Ugh, ugh...

Whoa! That was close.

Come on! Let's go!

-Argh!
-Argh!

Oh, my! They're really here!

I... I must warn the others!

The zombies! They've arrived!
They're here!

Miss Cloner...

Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!

Ugh, ugh...

-Aaah!
-They're in trouble! Quick!

Oh! What is going on?

Walwinnn!

Yes, yes, Dave, it's me! Walwin!

And this is Theodore, who you love!

You remember Theodore, don't you?

Yeth!

I appreciate you wanted to save us, Alvin,

but there's a reason why I didn't want you

to watch that show, OK?

Not to punish you, but to protect you.

What is he mumbling about?

He didn't want you watching
that zombie show to protect you.

-Exactly!
-Yeah, yeah, I get that now.

I have to apologise myself.

I shouldn't have filled his head
with all those stories.

Next time, we'll watch a vampire movie.

-No!
-All right, all right.

-Werewolves.
-[all] No!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪