02x10 - Double Trouble/Liar Liar

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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

-What's going on in here?
-Aah! Alvin!

Would you please stay out of here?

I don't want to have to watch you

just to make sure
you don't destroy everything.

Watch me... destroy?
Who do you think I am?

Some kind of a child?

Alvin, I think you're
a witty, charming, entitled,

-selfish, clumsy--
-All right, all right,

-you clearly don't know me at all!
-[crash]

-Will you just go away?
-All right, fine!

I know when I'm not wanted, OK?

I'll go now. But I'm going to
find out what's in there,

because I am a super sleuth.

You forgot to mention that
in my character traits.

I'm also agile,
incredibly coordinated and...

And I meant to do that,
because I'm an awesome dancer.

[hums salsa tune]

That's a little salsa number
I'm working on.

-DAVE: Hey, guys?
-Yes, Dave?

You were supposed to
clean up, remember?

-Oh, sorry, Dave! Coming!
-Where's Alvin?

He's not up here.

[door shuts]

[gasps] I know!

[plays tune]

Oh...

h*, h*, h*! Am I a pro, or...

Still got past
all the other stuff like a pro.

-Oh... Aaah!
-Aaah!

Oh, what have I done?

Alvin, Dave said he wanted you
cleaning the dish... Aaah!

-Aaah!
-Aaah!

Theodore, Theodore. I need your help.

-I don't know what happened!
-Dave...

Oh, please, Theodore. No one can know.

I went into Simon's lab
and next thing I knew... Bam!

I got hit and when I woke up,
he was here.

[gasps] Hi, guys!

[rumbling]

-What's that noise?
-He's hungry.

-Go get him food!
-Oh, good idea!

-[rumbling]
-And bring two servings.

-There you are.
-Ah!

-Oh, hey! Hey, Simon!
-All right, what did you do?

Oh! Me? Nothing! What's goin' on?

[commotion upstairs]

-Who's up there with Theodore?
-What? No one!

-Why do you ask?
-The sound of two people

-jumping and laughing.
-Oh, you know Theodore.

Always talking to himself, you know,
pretending he has friends. [chuckles]

[gasps] Where are you going?

To my room, if that's all right with you.

Oh, Simon! Of course it's OK

that you'd want to go to your room!

I'll bet Theodore
would just love to see you!

-Why are you talking like that?
-Like what?

This is how I always talk, Simon!

Ahem. OK, opening the door now!

All right, that's it!

Whee! Oh, we're jumping! Jumping!

-Wanna jump with us, Simon?
-No. No, thank you.

[door shuts]

Where is he?

Hot! Hot! Hot! It's hot in there!

Theodore, you can't hide him in here!

It's in the middle of the room!
Hey! And you! You!

Did you see the other guy
who came in here?

-Yeah.
-Well, that's Simon,

and it's very important,
listen to me now,

that he never sees you. OK?
He's the enemy.

He's not the enemy!

Whoa! What are you doing?

Oh, that was awesome!

OK, just stop that now. Just stop, stop!

Alvin, will you get down here
and do your dishes?

Yep, yep. On my way, Dave. Sorry!

-Theodore, watch him!
-Ha, ha, ha! I'm jumping!

-[scream]
-CLONE: Oh, oh! I love it! I love it!

What does he think he's doing?

-Theodore, go get him!
-You go get him!

Oh, come on, Theodore.
If people see me with a copy of myself,

I'll be in double trouble!

Oh... OK.

Yeah, yeah, sure. I have to do
everything around here.

-Whoa!
-Theodore!

-Ow!
-♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

-What do you think you're doing?
-[gasps]

Come on, Alvin.

If I say I need you to clean your dishes,

-I expect you to do it.
-Yeah, yeah, OK.

-Um... What are dishes?
-Whoa!

What are dishes? All right, let's go.
I'll teach you!

[gasps] No! I don't want to!

CLONE: [whining] I wanna jump!

Theodore, are you all right?

Yeah, yeah. I'll be fine. I just--

Come on! We gotta get him
away from the house.

DAVE: The sponge! The sponge!
I said the sponge!

-Uh, this one?
-Just give me the sponge!

-Oh!
-Oh, boy.

OK, I'm not going to play
your little game, Alvin.

But when I come back,
I want all your dishes cleaned up, OK?

Well, could we play a game
after you get back?

[door slams]

Come on! We've got to get you
out of this house.

What? Huh.

Very interesting.

-The enemy.
-No, no, they're not the enemy.

OK? They're cool. They're the good guys.

I'm sorry, you want us to watch him,

but Simon and Dave can't know?

-Yeah, uh, I'm out!
-Please!

I just need him out of our house!

-Gosh, you're beautiful!
-[gasps]

Aww, thank you!

He knows not what he's saying.
Don't tell her that.

-Why? It's true!
-Oh, Alvin likes Brittany.

-Yeah. She's beautiful!
-Shut your mouth!

OK. He can stay.

-DAVE: Alvin!
-Coming! Coming, Dave.

OK, watch out,
'cause he can be a little destructive

and loves to break things. Bye!

GIRLS: Wait. What?

[gasps]

I asked you to clean your dishes,
and you break them all?

No! No, Dave. No. I know this looks bad,
but I can explain.

What did I just say about helping?

When? When did you say it?
I mean, recently?

-You know, like--
-That's it, you're grounded.

Oh... Dave, no!

No. I don't wanna hear another word, OK?
I've had it, Alvin!

I don't want you leaving your room.

All right.

OK, stripes or polka dots?

I don't know. You're so beautiful.

I... I think they both look great.

Selfie!

What? No!

What did I just say about being grounded?

Dave, no, no, you don't understand.

No, no, no. You don't understand!

All right!

But I am not responsible
for what's happening!

Ah! Look at all the pretty colours.

OK. This Alvin is, like, fun!

I know! But what do you think he meant

when he said he was destructive
and likes to break things?

[crash]

That looks beautiful too!

Look! Beautiful is everywhere.

OK. Pretty sure that's what he meant.

Oh! Let's get him outta here!

Hey, you... you wanna to go shopping?

Well, I like jumping. Is it like jumping?

Kind of, you jump from store to store.

Yes! Yes! Then I want to go shopping!

[♪♪♪]

♪ Everything seemed,
everything seemed to be going OK ♪

♪ Just another typical
everyday, everyday kinda day ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Wasn't looking for drama,
'cause I'm sick of that stuff ♪

♪ I'm sick of it, I'm sick of it ♪

♪ Then you came along
and it shook us all up ♪

♪ Twice the feelings
ain't twice the fun ♪

♪ Double trouble, yeah ♪

♪ We're in double double
trouble trouble, yeah ♪

♪ We are in double trouble ♪

♪ Double trouble, yeah ♪

♪ We're in double double
trouble trouble ♪

♪ We are in double trouble ♪

Kevin, Kevin, listen to me now.

You just have to tell everyone

that Brittany and I are not dating!

She photoshopped me into those pictures!

I wasn't even there!

Oh! Kevin! Kevin! I have to call you back!

-OK, we saw Dave's car leaving.
-Well, I hope you're happy

with your little dating charade.
Everybody thinks we're a couple.

Whatever.
We're done taking care of him.

-Why?
-Why?

He ruined our treehouse,
our clothes, our weekend--

-No, no, don't leave me.
-I'm sorry, little guy.

Wha... little guy?

I'm just not ready to take care
of a wild card like you.

-I--
-OK, bye-bye.

Stay! No, no, no, no, no, stay!

No! Wait! I need to see her!

Oh, no, you don't!

Now, I'm very sorry about this,
but you are trouble, mister.

Like, not just, you know, trouble-trouble,

but I mean, like, tons of trouble, OK?

So stay here,
and we'll figure this out in the morning.

Oh, Brittany! Help!

No, no, no. No screaming, OK? Now, shh!

I'll let you see her in the morning.

Oh, Brittany...

Alvin! Alvin!

Guess who escaped and made more of us?

-Ta-dah!
-Now, capture the enemy!

No, no, no! Stop!

Oh, what have you done, Alvin?

No!

OK, you're all right.

Simon! Oh, Simon, I'm so sorry!

It's fine, Alvin.
I'm just glad everything is OK.

It is? What happened to all my copies?

Copies? Of what?

The copies of me that your machine makes?

Alvin, my machine
doesn't make human copies.

-What?
-It makes un-poppable bubbles.

-[gasps] That's the best idea ever!
-Well, whatever it does...

I am done being trouble.

-Ooh, what is this?
-Alvin, no, don't... don't!

SIMON: Alvin!

So, what are we gonna look at again?

Seriously? Come on, Dave.

I already told you like a million times!

-Basketball shoes!
-Oh, right, right!

The coolest shoes ever!

We have to get there before they sell out!

Whoa, whoa, Dave! What are you doing?

I'm pulling over. They need help.

No, no, no, Dave. We don't have time!

Alvin, it's the right thing to do.

-Hey, do you need a hand?
-Ah, great!

I got a flat tyre and I don't have a jack.

Oh, darn! We don't have a jack either.

OK, so long. Good luck.

No. We actually do have a jack. Um...

Alvin, this is gonna take a little while,

so go say "Hi" to his son.

[scoffs] Why?
Why can't I just stay in the car and--

-Alvin, he's sitting alone.
-What am I gonna talk about?

I don't know. Use your imagination.

Well, that should do it.
Well, you boys were pretty chatty.

Dad! Dad! Alvin's got an older brother
who's a race-car driver!

-Wait, wait... w-what?
-Oh, really?

-Right, Dave?
-Oh... uh... well...

-Yeah, he races in the jungles!
-Right?

The jungles?
Well, I've never heard of that.

-Yes, well...
-What does he race?

-Race cars.
-Yeah, but what kind?

Oh... I believe it might be a, um...

supercharged XP3 dune buggy.

-Wow! Whereabouts?
-China!

-China?
-Yep... that's... yeah!

Jungles of China. Um, Alvin?

Let's... here we go.
OK, come on. Let's go.

I wasn't aware they raced cars
in the jungles of China.

Ah, this is the greatest story
I've ever heard.

-Can I get your number?
-No. No! I promised him

I'd get him this, you know,
supercool pair of base...

basket... tennis... these shoes.

What did you tell him that for?

You said to use my imagination!
I thought you'd be happy!

To have a son who races cars
in the jungles of China?

Let's just hope
we never run into them again.

So, I hear you have an older brother.

-Excuse me?
-I'd love to hear about him.

I understand he races
a supercharged XP3 dune buggy?

-He sounds interesting.
-Well, you bet he is.

We're so darn proud of him.
Oh, oh, oops, we've gotta run.

Talk to you later!

What was she talking about?
And what's an XP3 dune buggy?

How should I know? Dave made it up.

But we don't have an older brother. Do we?

Alvin, OK, hold on... What's going on?

So Dave told this complete stranger
he had a son in China?

Who races? In the jungles?

Oh, come on. This is so random!
Why would he do that?

Um, well, he was making small talk.

That's not small talk!
That's an avalanche of lies.

A tsunami of phoniness, OK?
A tidal wave of baloney.

But how did Miss Smith find out?
Oh, whatever.

Now all we can do
is cover for him.

-[bell rings]
-We gotta go!

We can't be late for assembly.

All right, everyone, quiet!

We have a very special guest today.

And someone I am proud to call my friend.

MISS SMITH: He travels to exotic places
around the world

to film documentaries

and shed light
on other customs and cultures.

Please give a warm welcome to Ken Harris.

[applause]

That's the guy that Dave lied to!

Deep in the Amazon,
where no modern man has ever been...

..as we bid farewell
to this long-lost land,

we know, somehow,
we must never forget what we've seen.

MISS SMITH:
Are there any questions for Mr Harris?

What's your next documentary
gonna be about?

For my next project, I'm hoping
to film David Seville's oldest son

who races cars in the jungles of China!

-Oh, let's get outta here!
-Wait!

You have a brother
who races cars in China?

I can't believe we lied
to all our friends.

David! David!

Oh, no! Miss Smith's gonna talk to Dave!

Let's go!

Go! Go! Go!

David!

What's going on?

What? No!

What are you doing?

I'm calling Miss Smith
and telling her the truth!

-I can't do this!
-Dave,

the "I can't do this" ship
has already left the dock, OK?

So now we just have to deal with this mess
you've gotten us into!

Yeah, we... we covered for you.

Covered for me? No, no, no.

[doorbell rings]

It's Miss Smith and that guy you lied to!

All right, I'm gonna
straighten this out right now!

No, Dave! We'll be humiliated!

Yeah, we'll have to go to another school!

Dave, you've gotta hide!
I'll tell them you're not here!

Then, you know, we'll have time
to figure out a better lie.

-Please, Dave!
-I... all right.

Mr Harris and Miss Smith,
how good to see you!

-Um. What are you doing here?
-Sorry to intrude,

-but is your father here?
-Oh, darn!

-You know, you just missed him.
-Oh, really?

His car is in the driveway.

I wanted him to have a chance
to speak to my friend

about filming his son.

I'd like to be the first one
to document his life,

racing in the jungles of China.

Oh, that is a great idea,
and I know he'd love to do it,

except a film's
already been made about him.

Ah, sh**t! What a shame.
I'd love to see it, though.

-See what?
-The film.

The film that's made of your brother.

Get it to me by tomorrow, before class.

And tell David we dropped by.

And... action!

OK, Dave. You're racing, you're racing...

Ooh, high speed through the jungles,

a cute little panda by your side...
Uh, what's that?

A Bengal tiger in the road.
Swerve, Dave! Swerve!

Theodore lean with him!
But... but the same direction.

Oh, come on, guys! Together! Together!
Just cut. Cut!

[groans] Simon, get over here a second.

He looks ridiculous!
No one'll believe it's his son.

Yeah, he looks way too old.
We gotta give him some goggles.

-Ugh, why do I have to wear these?
-Oh, really, Dave?

You don't understand the reason?

Maybe 'cause the audience
has to believe it's your son

-and not you!
-Yeah,

the more we cover you up,
Dave, the better.

Why didn't you just tell Miss Smith

we didn't have a copy of the film?

Because I didn't think of it, OK!

I'm not used to all these lies!

And it's due tomorrow, right?
This is gonna look ridiculous!

Dave, look, right now,
you're in front of a green sheet,

so, of course that feels ridiculous.

But after we're finished,

it'll look like you, or rather your son,

is racing through the jungles of China.

So, let us at least try
and if it doesn't work,

-we'll figure something out.
-OK.

But if the film looks ridiculous, guys--

Don't worry, Dave, we won't send it.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Everybody lies, everybody lies ♪

♪ But I don't think it's all right ♪

♪ 'Cause if you're tellin' lies,
then I'll be tellin' lies ♪

♪ And all we're gonna do
is fight, fight, fight ♪

-♪ Yeah, all right ♪
-♪ Yeah, all right ♪

♪ La, la, la-la, la,
everybody lies ♪

-♪ You and I ♪
-♪ You and I ♪

♪ La, la, la-la, la,
everybody lies ♪

♪ You keep telling the same lie ♪

♪ And you'll eventually believe it ♪

♪ And you'll never figure out why ♪

-♪ Why everybody is leaving, ♪
-♪ Bye-bye ♪

♪ Everybody lies,
everybody lies, ♪

♪ But I don't think it's all right ♪

♪ 'Cause if you're tellin' lies,
then I'll be tellin' lies ♪

♪ And all we're gonna do
is fight, fight, fight ♪

-This is a joke!
-Sorry, sorry. What?

It isn't working! Let's end this!

Did you say it's working? Let's send this?

-We're finished!
-Oh, well, if you say so.

Anyway, so, when I saw the film,
I told Alvin, you know,

just to forget it.
I mean, it was horrible.

It was so embarrassing!

So, I think we just have to come clean,

as humiliating as that's gonna be.

-Oh, I totally agree.
-Talking about the documentary?

Yeah, I'm so glad this is over.

Oh, me too. Believe me, I had my doubts,

-but Simon said "send it".
-What? What? No, no!

I said "end it"! End it!
Don't tell me you sent it!

-Yes!
-Oh, no!

[excitable Chinese commentator]

And where did you find that narrator?

I don't know! I found the voices
on a Chinese prank show

or soccer game or something.
But that's not the problem, OK?

-No one speaks Chinese!
-It's called Mandarin, Alvin,

and over a billion people
speak Mandarin in China alone!

Well, we're not in China!

Uh, I happen to speak Mandarin.

-I do too.
-Yeah, I do too.

Why are they saying "Viva Italia"?

Swerve, Dave! Swerve!

Uh, this is... this is pathetic.

-[phone rings]
-Don't answer it!

-David?
-Oh, hello, Miss Smith.

-Get down here.
-Right.

-That's you in the goggles?
-Ye... Yeah, uh, yes.

-Pretending to be your son?
-Ye... uh, well, yes. Yeah.

Because you're their parent! It's a lie!

-But the kids were...
-No!

You're sending the wrong message!

-But Alvin was the--
-But you're the parent!

Ooh. Dave's stopping for the pretty lady.

I'm stopping for the pretty lady, I mean,

I'm stopping because
she has a flat tyre, OK?

Uh, maybe I could call you
for dinner sometime?

Oh, I would love that.

Dave, Dave, are you almost done?

Uh... Just stay in the car, Alvin!

Dave's a little grouchy
'cause he got in trouble for lying.

OK, guys.

Yeah, he... he told the whole school

we had an older brother in China,
but we don't.

And that's not even mentioning
the movie he made

where he pretended to be his own son,

but, the goggles...
Well, it fooled nobody.

Now, wait a second, guys...

It's really not like that!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪