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01x10 - Tails We Win

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Legends of Treasure Island". Aired: 10 September 1993 – 27 June 1995.*
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The series was loosely based on Robert Louis Stevenson's original 1883 novel Treasure Island.

01x10 - Tails We Win

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thank you

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I don't know how you can possibly

believe

it is

good enough

this is getting us absolutely nowhere

please be a little more systematic

thank you

now let us consider the coordinates

coordinates they're so frightfully

exhausting hang on what if I still say

we should press on to the doors but

shouldn't we at least think about oh if

anybody could just call a taxi but it

seems to me Captain no that's got to be

wrong no no no no no no no

I believe it's in the opposite direction

look it's this way

I've had it with you a lot you never

listen to me

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well this is it I'm going I said I'm

going

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friends

some friends they obviously never want

to take me with them in the first place

oh I can cope but let's just see how

they get along without me

Gentlemen please could we at least try

to be methodical

now observe this Headland on the map

that's that one just over there doctor

what's that

bless my soul

what have we here

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certainly never find the treasure

without me they're all so stupid

I never even liked half of them anyway

pompous doctor

fat lazy Squire I don't care if I never

see them again

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well what are we waiting for let's

rescue him

come on Square what what's happening the

guards

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I'm not sure I like this

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[Laughter]

help me I'm drowning

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Pirates

and we've caught you with your sail the

half mast Lucia doesn't always pay to

stop to help a friend get them

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get a game yeah disgusting Hawkins but

wood was never a match for Jimmy Cutlass

oh a world of Warning by them I've

traveled the audience I know the martial

arts

hey

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such a fine home

indeed it won't be ashamed to see it

ruined

Now where's the back

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you'll never get it sober we'll never

hand it over I think the truth of it's

silver is that right now it appears we

don't know either very clever doctor

very funny but very fresh

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inspired bytes the advice of a friend

cooperate

we'll never tell you sober we'll never

help you you'll have to k*ll us first

what a very good idea

wow

this is beautiful

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what a great place

Jim would love it here

no we wouldn't

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grip come on

I told you I'd be fine

[Laughter]

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what's that

who's that

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if you're following me Jim Hawkins this

isn't very funny

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a mermaid

hello I'm Jane hey come back

nobody's ignoring me today

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believe this

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thank you you are great

don't get me away now you've helped me

here

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thank you

let me me

up hello

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get up here right away

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action

I really am popular today

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your heart

you need to cover this

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we're just fasten this around

like this

there look it's fixed you'll feel better

now

[Laughter]

thank you you do speak

I must go now oh you have to

yes but we will meet again we're friends

now a friendship lasts forever but where

when take this

if you should ever need anything you'll

be able to reach me

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friendship lasts forever

huh

for all of about five minutes for me you

mean

maybe I should go back

where is that crack handed lover Morgan

if he's not here soon I'll feed him as

well

Morgan have you ever seen what a hungry

shark can do to a man

foreign

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[Laughter]

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Jim

doctor

I'm back

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Jam

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doctor

where are you

where are you oh

what's happened here

all our work completely ruined and

everyone gone

I didn't mean all those things I said

where are you

can I do

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are we ready for a spot of deep sea

fishing clue

I I can't bear to look

do your worst Long John

I'm not afraid of water

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but it's what's in the water you should

be afraid of

I've just got to find the mermaid again

it's my only hope

Which Way

get off me

hey

get off

help me

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oh

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laughs

there it is

to them the map it's all right Smollett

tell him we have no choice yes yes yes

yes but tell him

you did what

you fool you idiot what do you take me

for including that Captain and you'll

never see it again either even you

wouldn't be that thick-headed Captain no

no

but I'm a patient man I can wait

especially for my friends

smallest man the truth tell him the

truth

oh marvelous

marvelous back to business

oh dear how carelessness can get us into

terrible trouble

hello

hello

anybody there

it's me

Jane it's no use

she's not here just when I need her

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thank you

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foreign

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I can't believe you threw the map into

the ocean captain

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and if you did then you better do

something quickly to get us out of this

mess you now

part of me really doesn't want them to

hand over that map

enjoying this

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Jane Jane wake up

Jane you must wake up

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where am I

Rama don't worry Jane you're safe we

must leave straight away you must help

me rescue my friends Jane you must get

back to land it isn't safe for you to

stay down here no

go back yet my friends have been

captured and they're relying on me it's

very dangerous down here for you Jane

there are many strange things that will

threaten you

your friends are my friends Jane I will

rescue them

oh

you don't know where they are and we'll

lose time trying to find them the

parrots have already destroyed our home

and won't wait

I can help you Jane

but you must realize the consequences if

you stay too long with us here you may

never be able to return home again

I must help them

whatever it takes

thank you

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life's so hard on fat people

hang in there Square

nice one Hawkins but let's see what you

have up your sleeve and this lot

to have just a few seconds left

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I'm not ready to die oh the end of the

big Voyage

there's got to be a way out

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all right

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back on Deck

thank you

oh

thank you

quick we've got to get you back to land

fast

wait it's not lost yet I have an idea

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we did it

here he comes

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oh

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Jay yo back

of course I am did you think I was gonna

swim back to England

Great Adventure we've been captured by

the Pirates strung up and used a shark

bait but somehow we survived

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although escaping still hasn't sold all

our problems the captain hid the map

from Long John before we escaped

so what's wrong with that

well he hid it in the sea

laughs

no idea what we're gonna do now

where did you get that

from a friend

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foreign

foreign

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