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01x12 - The Merman Prince

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Legends of Treasure Island". Aired: 10 September 1993 – 27 June 1995.*
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The series was loosely based on Robert Louis Stevenson's original 1883 novel Treasure Island.

01x12 - The Merman Prince

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bro you scaly tail it's yeah somewhere

close I feel it in my bones

what were you let's write our that leads

to treasure and Davy Jones is holding it

for safekeeping

a compass banana to mate one little

point Astor treasure - a lovely was drop

by old Captain Flint in a wild pitch of

rage never to be seen again

until now

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village with the long hug

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don't believe my eyes

tails you're handsome knowledgeable

young fell her I'm after tapas and it

charted like compass do you know of any

such treasures in these waters oh of

course I do I have my mind set on only

one treasure yes

a wife a wife I've searched the seven

seas

I'd give a royal treasure for a bride

but none will have me just for the right

price I am sure I can do you a fine

decent wife my own daughter

tortured and refined with a best of my

own

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I host by the name of James she does

she'll make you a fine wife if you can

fight with a magic compass Longy after

the magic compass she's a bad omen a

very bad omen to be sure woe and despair

befall us all should Johnny silver get

hold of that compass for in the wrong

hands it would seem Long John Silver is

looking for a magic compass then he's

being helped by a merman this is serious

in this I always wondered where all the

great sea yawns come from it seems our

little humor is right here indeed how am

I supposed to get to the real work done

this this infernal caterwauling what

exactly is this thing Squire well you

know how beasty hostages the demons know

there isn't a decent breeze to be found

No well miss bellows I created is going

to make this climate of lives

most inventive squad in my opinion

everyone always loves that poor been one

day he'll tell us something we really

should be listening to true and this

might be it

I still say that if long-johns out there

looking for the compass then we should

be too I'll take a look

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oh yes clever you sleepy heel

let's pee she's finally asleep I'm

totally sorry for not being or not

influence in the past it's high time I

taught you to conduct yourself in a

proper lady like fashion is this lesson

number one proper knots for tying

friends calm down Jane I just want you

to know why you're here I know I'm here

you dragged me here you want to learn to

be a lady or not that's what you asked

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would you like another cup of tea no

thank you

I would like me an honest Tom when

darkness comes one of these yes columns

that's a coconut you bombing husband you

are great for you know it ain't just any

bird won't get somebody a moment you're

getting me away to a fish a prince a

royal fish wow that makes all the

difference doesn't it and bye - bye when

you miss him

you're my daughter this just gets better

and better

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what's it

yeah we'll never get the sleeves right

with an arms round like that but lay up

belly I can get him not die like a man

yeah

yes well go back so we need something

sturdier we're not gonna just miss with

you

then the real I'm supposed to pretend

that scallywags my father so I can marry

a tuna but are you sure this is really

worth it are you daft brat the day's

time the pencil give us that magic

compass magic compass and the treasure

will be ours it's a sad day when finding

treasure requires a pirate like myself

to do so much honest work another cup of

tea

we'll find her Jim she's probably just

lost most Jane knows this island better

than Ben Gunn

now now lad even if she was kidnapped

surely they be ransoming him by now I'm

telling you we've got to get to skeleton

island before why should we search there

I'm finished looking sure yet at this

very moment

long John's probably torturing her

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don't forget love where people like to

make complimented like so I just adore

the way always goes widow when you'll

smile why don't we do this more often

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rap may just be a better match long-john

call me father if you hear anything blow

into this and we'll come running

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jeans in trouble I can't stay here but

I'll never get past a bottle of pirates

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say goodnight me Buccaneers

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oh gee

wake up they will be asleep alone honest

I don't know who blew titty to the

chandelier she was like that when I what

are you doing here what's it look like

I'm rescuing you put me down now

I have to meet the Merman Prince

tomorrow he's gonna give me a magic

compass magic compass let go of me or

I'll scream we've got no time to argue

we have to get out of it I hate to do

this Jane but it's for your own good

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sorry Jim but they'll thank me when we

have the magic compass pretty ionic

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you know if you're practicing all

morning your majesty

might I present later chair silver

skeleton island now let's see real

pretty-like just as I told you the

bride's 2004 bargains be met will you be

so kind as to provide your part namely a

compass what was so generously offered

but first we I can't know you her yeah

what you don't expect me to marry a

total stranger

do you this is a very big step what if I

don't like her we aren't even acquainted

you all be acquainted with Johnny

Cutlass if you go that is why I think

you two lovebirds Runner and swim along

and get to know each other

hmm okay oh I almost forgot

this will allow you to read underwater

can't have my bride-to-be drowning on

her first date can I

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Jane Jane No

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now you walking leave I'm glad you see

I'm a away for a magic compass

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during the tip can be fraught with

danger miss Jane young lady to call this

dignified behavior no captain's right

Jim you shouldn't have left your post

that enough Jane's gone missing that's

what I've been trying to tell you but

Merman dragged her into the lagoon

she must be under some kind of magic

spell yeah

such fanciful nonsense why did you make

yourself useful and give me a push Oh

success all it takes is a little

determination from the Cambridge instill

ingenuity

anyone believe me believe you took a bad

fall Jim see that the lad doesn't wander

too far I believes you Jimbo and I know

zaid a rescuer I do

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they know better now and what did you

you're not actually going diving in this

old thing are you

of course not lane you are out cheap

I was saving those eels for dinner what

am I supposed to do for

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play hard-to-get here's what it should

be delivering the compass got away yes

yes sir Toby are you sure this is safe

sure is our sound mind that's very

reassuring gab

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what are you looking for I knew it

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what do you expect when you get to whiny

little

theodoric minute

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theodoric wait it's not what you think

disgusting

I know I know now let me go I've got to

sign Theodoric I said let go me you big

eight

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lady

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she's delirious Ben give me a hand he's

nearly a saw

the magic compass you found it the

compass where random necklace

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hungry for treasure surface-dweller let

me escort you back to land interrupt

something right now that you're both

safe I'm going back to the undersea

world of whiny little whatever I'm

really sorry I didn't mean it

and you're right I am clumsy and I've

got bad breath of course nobody usually

notices that but it's who you are inside

that's most important it's more

important then I'm boring and cowardly

inside them and I'm ugly on the outside

I said mean things to you and yet you

still save me that's very impressive I'm

sure you'll find your nerve princess you

really think so

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we still lost the compass you know

that's all right

at least Theodoric will find his

treasure I would have settled for the

compass

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