01x11 - The Baseball Show

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if you're into fun and you love to play

like funny jokes if you like sound and

you're about to see

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yeah and especially you once upon a time

there were two neighboring kingdoms one

neighboring kingdom two neighboring

kingdoms they fought all the time they

had been at w*r for so many years nobody

remembered what the w*r was all about

now one day the prince from one kingdom

and the princess from the other met and

they fell in love and their parents

didn't want them to get together at all

every once in a while the prince would

come over and visit the princess and

then they have to go right back home and

one day they decided enough is enough

and so the princess went to her father

and said father please would you sit

down and he sat down and she said mother

would you please sit down and she sat

down and then the prince went to his

parents and said mom take a seat please

dad take a seat please and they did and

they said look this w*r has gone on long

enough

you've been fighting so long you don't

remember what you're fighting about and

we have fallen in love our hearts will

be broken if we can't get married now

you two go to the neutral country to the

north and make peace so the king from

one country went up to the neutral

country to the north and the King from

the other country went up to the neutral

country from the north and they made

their peace because they wanted their

children's hearts not to be broken and

they lived happily ever

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and tell yourself

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sweet and I give up what is dark brown

sweet and dangerous shark-infested

chocolate pudding obviously you don't

get it I don't want it

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Wow poor old Michael Finnegan

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you know the game they know the game

again okay I once knew a man named

Michael Finnegan he had whiskers on his

chin again he went fishing I once knew a

man he died

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darn it

Charlie I'm out here Charlie Rose

what is this all about please charlie

weis would you please get over here hi

big ball game today were you lost again

and guess why we love ya hushpuppy oh

I'm so sorry

yeah bottom of the ninth bases loaded

and what what oh he struck out

what do you mean struck out he didn't

get the stupid battle off his shoulder

well then what was that that was the

sound of his head as he watched the ball

go whizzing by well look you can't blame

yourself it's just not your fault I know

it's yours fine oh come on Charlie was

the other captain of the team that

little hush puppy be on your team so you

can keep your eye on him who said that

it does sound familiar

yes I would think so I feel like I'm

babysitting a house plan well I don't

understand why he plays so badly hush

puppy loves to play I don't know what he

loves about it

he can't hear he can't roll he can't run

he can't catch what does he love maybe

it's the uniform

well he can't be that bad sherry even

when he warms the bench he commits eros

I'm out here darling

Tim I'm out of here hey you stay right

where you are

you will why because jolly halls he's

gonna k*ll me he's got that right why

are you gonna k*ll him oh I'm so sorry

team down bad Sharon I wasn't good

enough to be dying if I wanted to be

Diane I'd have to practice he's got that

right you know what he needs fun just

what he said what did you say

I dunno practice practice he needs

practice I mean how does a ballplayer

get to be good

somebody pitches batting practice to him

sherry no it ain't gonna help me it

ain't gonna help

why not because these pitches deep to

swing my oh why the ball is just gone

with him by hey maybe he ought to swing

your head in the other direction and hit

it with your nose oh you think so listen

the problem guys is solved what are you

talking about

you are the captain of the team yeah so

you've got to take little hushpuppy out

into the ballpark and pitch batting

practice sherry sherry the captain of

the team does not go pitch batting

practice oh please you know if you want

your team to improve you gotta help him

the only thing he could do is improve

the team is quit excuse me tell us yeah

what is it lamb chop I have a question

what

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hushpuppy oh that's a laugh

no this is a lasting Lambchop are you

kidding

you pitch so slow by the time the

baseball gets to home plate we'll all be

playing for the old-timers League that

is not fair my team says that I am a

very good pitcher

yeah what do they know come on hushpuppy

come on lets us guys go hit a few ba*ls

around let's make it hey hush puppy

maybe what you need is a bigger bat oh

good idea me I can't play is my face red

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled

peppers Peter Piper picked a peck of

pickled peppers where's the peck of

pickled peppers Peter Piper picked who

cares

Oh somebody must care why because people

have been talking about how Peter Piper

picked a peck of pickled peppers for

years and years and years how come I

think because it's hard to say what do

you mean well let me hear you say it

say Peter Piper pick put it together see

if I perfective pick up little peeper

poopers no no Peter Piper picked a peck

Peter pickle I never heard of him well I

know an even harder tongue twister

attached it out I do I do it goes good

blood bad for London that's very hard to

say three times fast

doing good blood bad blood good blood

bad blood good blood bad blood yeah I'm

not going no you do it I could even do

it without moving my lips oh come on

good luck bad luck good luck bad luck

good luck bad luck

hey you're a ventriloquist vanilla twist

yeah one of those things either way fun

twist is a tongue fun twisters are

tongue yet that's stupid

so like tongue twisters you're right

nevertheless yes I like them me too

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okay okay okay I want you to remember

that in baseball 90 percent of the game

is played in the head

oh don't it get crowded in there crowded

now you see if the game is psychological

huh you gotta stop thinking to yourself

there's a loser no you are not yes no no

no no not just say to yourself I can hit

that ball I can do it I can do it yes

you can do it come on say it again I can

do it I can't do it maybe I could do it

good good good good that's it listen I'm

telling you with the right attitude I

can make a baseball player out of

anybody anybody now let's play a ball

and keep things I can't do it I can do

it I can do it I can do it I can do it

cannot do it hmm

okay batter up get ready kid oh come on

here it comes

hmm boy that was fast what fast I didn't

throw it yet

okay keep your eye on the ball and show

us your stuff I can do it I can do it

like I said I can make a ballplayer out

of anybody except you it's picture

Tanya's at under though I've never

met you I know something you can't do I

bet your bet you betcha I'll teach you

how to do what I propose

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here goes I did that job I got it that

you okay okay what is it my bet says

this I bet you that you cannot not hear

this piece of paper into four equal

thoughts of course I can tear a piece of

paper into four equal parts I bet you

can and if you can I'll give you a

quarter where are you gonna get a

quarter don't worry I just want to see

you tear this paper into four equal

thoughts

it's very simple to tear a piece of

paper into four equal parts you fold it

in half and then you just rip along your

phone and then you take the two pieces

and you fold it in half again and you

sharpen the fold with your fingernail

open it up and once again just tear

along your fold and there we go lamb

chop we have four equal pieces of paper

you see I was able to tear the sheet

into four equal parts what's the matter

with you

where's my quarter yeah right that's a

quarter of the sheet of paper I get it

but I bet you didn't I did and try it on

a friend

you get a lotta laughter I've moved out

if you'll only try it this is awful

jittery self you Lambchop it considering

the hopelessness of the calls Oh No

hushpuppy boo you're gonna show that

Charlie would you wait and see the next

time you is of this fat you are gonna

hit a home run yeah if you like running

homie other dumb a little bit back no

come on come on go for that bus stop

now I'm gonna pitch this ball as fast as

I can and you're gonna whack it right Oh

dream on baby the boy easy on me will

you lamb chop no way nah no I'm gonna

show you my best stuff oh you're kidding

no my split-fingered no yep

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oh I can see the Lambchop Evie has

discovered the secret of good hidden the

secret is

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and you solve the riddle we'll say you

have a baseball you throw it away from

you as hard as you can

nobody catches it it doesn't hit

anything there are no strings or

elastics involved and yet even though

you throw it away from you as hard as

you can the baseball comes right back at

you why does the baseball come right

back at you you give up give up come on

give up I don't got all day give up okay

the baseball comes right back at you

because you don't throw the baseball

forward or backwards you throw it up in

the air this game is called the cup

catcher and the reason you call it a cup

catcher is because you're catching a cup

it's a ball game and you're gonna play

it in the house whoa and your mother's

gonna say oh that's okay because you

don't play it with a ball that can break

anything you crumble up some old silver

foil paper and I say oh because you

don't have to waste new stuff when your

mum or dad or cooking and when they get

finished using the silver foil you just

take it you say can I have that to make

a ball that they'll say yes and then

you'll have a ball and here's how you

play Schuyler and Alicia and Robert have

cups and I'm going to throw the ball

into their cups or rather I'm going to

throw the ball at them and they have to

catch the ball in their cups are you

ready whoever catches the largest number

of ba*ls is the winner here we go

Schuyler hey hey

alright Alicia you were good and we were

playing before that's so good

that's so good okay Robert keep your eye

on the ball when we started Robert said

I'm gonna keep my eye on the ball which

is the way to do it okay here we go

again

here we go again

and one more well that's how you play

cup catcher and cup catcher is a game

that you will always enjoy and if you

play it you will never be foiled again

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can you do any bird imitations hi I go

right in well actually it's more like in

fashion you do bird impressions and what

do you do to do your bird imitation I

eat worms well I asked because I asked

because I have a story surprise and the

story is all about a fox

I don't do Hawks an imitation sure you

do ID enable there's a fox no no it's

just a little soft plush toy but it's

what a fox looks like I own the Fox sure

you do Fox a fox is a member of the

doggie family is that what it's called

scientific like scientific like no it's

a member of the canine family yeah

canines doggies when they're little go

yeah so whenever I talk about a fox you

go yeah yeah well yeah that's good let

me hear you do it the Fox

good huh listen so much and um it's

about a crow I know I call girl

what does crow go yeah can you do that

can you go thank you can you do that me

hear they do that yeah they did that too

that's Linda and now this also is a

story about a piece of cheese

young young oh that's good

well whenever I say cheese I'd like you

to go yum yum so let's practice that it

had a piece of cheese

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and I saw some cheese sitting on my

windowsill who it she decided to steal

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then she landed in a tree and loved it

to self but she'd stolen meals 400 but

someone else saw the crew

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yet praise the grown to the sky

he said madam Pro while the loveliest

creature that I have

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so sharper I have heard your voice is

beautiful as can be won't you sing me

well she was so delighted by the Fox the

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Fox energy

yes he having me instead

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just be yourself

one different

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will appreciate the chain

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in whatever you are

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very

just be yourself

and you'll make those who love you

for you all the one they want to see me

be yourself

just

to make you

yeah

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you were very good you were very good

are they better than me no come on this

is not a competition they had a good

time and you had a good time did you

have a good time oh good

I'm so glad and I know they don't yeah

they said no they didn't say no how do

you know I'm sure they'd like to hear

what you think the moral of the story is

like you good saying the Jesus don't

talk with your mouth full I don't know I

don't know what do you think the moral

of the story is oh maybe they're right

who knows who knows who knows

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when they say goodbye and we get to go

home come on this is the song that goes

in and yes it goes on and on my friend

some people know and they'll continue

singing it forever

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jongup I want you to go away go away and

don't flap