01x12 - Mojo Missing/Who's the Animal

[bunniefuu]

[♪♪♪]

♪ Watch out
'Cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while
But ♪

♪ We're back with style
So ♪

♪ Get set
To have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
And satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

[SIMON]
Alvin, we're gonna be late for school!

Wait, wait,
here it comes.

To Misty with love, Alvin!

Oh my gosh!
You're amazing!

You're the best!
You're my hero!

Heh, heh.
And here's a little something

to remember
this magic moment.

[sighing]

Really? I can keep it!

Oh my gosh!

Ahh!

Does it, um,
still feel fresh

after 127 times?

Heroes never get old,

and I'm not
the only one who thinks so.

Look!

[groans]

[GIRL]
You're the best, Alvin!

You made that girl Misty
so happy!

Way to go, dude!

[people cheering]

Please, please,
I'm speechless.

Absolutely speechless.

And yet, he talks.

Your kindness
to that girl, like,

totally inspired
me to write a song.

Will you sing it, please?

Oh, well...
Amber, is it?

You're making
me blush, Amber.

But if you insist.

[clears throat]

♪ Alvin, Alvin
You're a dear ♪

♪ Alvin, Alvin
Deserves a cheer-- ♪

[voice cracking]
A cheer-- a cheer.

[nervously] Oops!
Let's try that again, shall we?

♪ Alvin, Alvin
Deserves a cheer-- ♪

[voice cracks]
Cheer-- Cheer--

Heh, heh. You know what?

My voice is a little sore.

Probably all the thank you's
and you're welcome's

I've been saying.

Looks like someone
lost his mojo.

[voice cracking]
I did not lose my mo-- Mojo-- Mojo--

Huh! Mojo...

Uh, ball!

Uh, uh! Ball!

Twenty-two baskets...

I missed 22 in a row!

Something crazy
is going on!

Maybe I did lose
my mojo.

Oh, come on, Alvin.

You're just having an off day.

I don't have off days.

The Alvin switch
is always turned on!

Okay, If I can't juggle
these spoons,

then it'll prove
my mojo has vamoost.

Oh! The ol' scientific spoon
juggling theory, hmm?

Oh...

[muttering]
Mojo... mojo...

That's the artist
formerly known as Alvin,

but he lost his mojo!

And well,
look at him now.

No, no, no!

Simon! Simon!

I know what happened!

I do, too.
You woke me up.

No, no.
When I gave my hat to Misty,

I gave her my mojo!

The hat and my mojo
are linked together...

like peanut butter and jelly!

I've lost my jelly!

What do I do?

Oh, right now,
I'd say sleep.

I've got some jelly hidden
under my bed you can have.

Oh, no, Theodore,
go back to sleep.

Simon, if there's
ever a time

I need your help it's now!

Oh, Alvin,
your mojo can

wait until morning.

Oh, easy for you to say!

You don't have any mojo.

[yawning]
We'll talk about it in the morning.

Without that hat,

I'm just an ordinary
talking Chipmunk!

I have got
to get my hat back!

[doorbell rings]

Misty?

Hi! Is Alvin here?

Oh! Misty, Misty.

Please, come in,
won't you?

Welcome, welcome!

Will you excuse us
for a moment.

What are you doing?

If you must know,
I'm recapturing my mojo.

[muffled]
But--

I know what you're
going to say,

so you might as well
not say it,

because you know
I wouldn't listen

to you anyway, right?

Ugh, fine.

But how, might I ask,

do you plan
to get it back?

Just sit back
and take notes.

Oh, Misty, since you're
my favorite fan,

I said to myself,

Alvin, Misty deserves
a better cap,

not that old,
stinky one you gave her.

Wow! I can't believe
I'm in your living room!

Misty, focus!

As I was saying,

I wanted to give you
this brand new hat instead.

And why?
Because you deserve the best!

Whaddya say?
A nice blue cap.

Matches your eyes.

[MISTY]
Okay!

Thanks!

Um, Misty... Misty?

I need my other cap back.

Oh no, I could never
give it back, Alvin,

it's my good luck charm!

Before that hat, all these
awful things were happening.

Like, I twisted my ankle,

I was the last one
picked for dodgeball,

my cat got really sick,

my mom fell down a manhole
and scraped her knee,

and my second cousin
on my father's side

got run over by a goat--

I'm sorry, I just want
to be clear here.

Did you say goat or boat?

No, goat.

But my uncle was on this boat

and he got the hiccups,
for like a week.

[ALVIN]
Hurry up, Theodore!

Where are you two going?

We're going to get
Alvin's mojo back.

Uh, Alvin,
how can you?

You know what
that hat means to her!

I'm sorry her cousin
got knocked over by a goat

and her poor uncle
got the hiccups,

but we're talking about
the end of my singing career!

Come on, Theodore.

Let's go!

Okay, Theodore,
ready with the leaf blower?

Ready.

Okay,
here she comes.

Three,
two, one.

Blast off!

♪ All my life
I've been a man ♪

♪ Who could do
Almost anything ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah
Oh ♪

♪ But since
I lost you baby ♪

♪ I don't know
Where to begin ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah
Oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, don't let
It show, oh ♪

♪ Don't let
Don't let it show ♪

♪ Oh, oh I gotta
Work it out ♪

♪ Oh, oh don't let
Her know, oh ♪

♪ Don't let
Don't let her know ♪

♪ Oh, oh, don’t let
Her down ♪

♪ Where did
My mojo go ♪

♪ Oh, oh, where
Did it go ♪

♪ Go, where did it
Where did it go, go, go ♪

♪ Where did my mojo
Go, oh, oh ♪

♪ Where did it go
Oh, baby ♪

♪ Go where did it
Where did it go, go, go ♪

♪ Where did it
Go, go, go, go, oh ♪

♪ Where did it
Go, go, go, go, oh, oh ♪

[crying]

What are we gonna
do now, Alvin?

Nothing.

It's time
I accept myself

for the nobody
I really am.

[sighs]

All right, I just had
a genius moment,

I know how
we can help Alvin.

We hire Misty.

[ALL FOUR]
What?

[stuttering]
Well don't you see?

If Alvin truly believes his
talent is in his cap,

then Misty should
be able to take his place.

But once he sees
she can't sing--

Alvin will be back
to his old self.

Do we really want that?

[sighing]
Okay. I'm in.

Whatcha doing, Alvin?

I'm doing what
has-been's do.

Play catch
by themselves.

All day. Day in,
and day out.

Ow. Oh, perfect.

Well, I-- um, I'm just
going to the, uh--

The practice
for the uh--

For the concert
tomorrow.

Well, have fun, try not
to miss me too much.

No. We won't.

We hired
a replacement.

Bye!

What?

Ha, ha. The bait
has been set.

♪ Ah
Harmony ♪

Misty?

Oh. Hey, Alvin!

What are
you doing here?

Well, we just
thought that

since Misty's
wearing your hat

and, you know,
has your mojo--

We thought she
could sing in

your place for
tomorrow's concert.

[sighing]

All right,
everyone.

I was thinking we should start
off with the Chipmunk song.

Sound good?

[ALL FOUR]
Yep!

Misty,
if you would.

We have got
this in the bag.

♪ Christmas
Christmas time is near ♪

♪ Time for toys
And time for cheer ♪

♪ We've been good
But we can't last ♪

♪ So hurry Christmas
Hurry ♪

♪ Fa-a-ast ♪

What?

Was that okay?

Oh, I didn't know
she could sing.

[groaning]

Alvin! Alvin, wait!

I told you
she took my mojo.

It's in the hat.

That was my mojo's song!

[crying]
That was my mojo's song.

[door slams]

Okay, there's one last
thing we haven't tried.

[crowd clapping
and cheering]

[♪♪♪]

Just wanted to wish
you guys good luck.

Where's Misty?

Alvin, we're not
replacing you with Misty.

I was just
setting the bait.

We want you, Alvin.

Thanks Theodore but,
I'll just ruin everything.

I can't sing
without my--

Hat?

[giggling]
My hat! You got my hat back!

Wait, wait, this isn't
some kind of a trick, is it?

Unfortunately not.

It's your filthy,
style-starved hat.

Put it on.

What if it doesn't
work anymore?

What if Misty drained
all the mojo out of it?

What if--
And done.

Moving on.

[audience clapping]

Oh.

[ALL FOUR]
Go on!

[indistinct singing]

[crowd cheering]

Ha, ha.
I told you, guys!

My whole mojo
was in my hat!

My every--

Hey, hey!

Wait a second!

This isn't my hat!

I autographed
the inside of mine!

Unh! You autographed
your own hat?

Who--
Who does that?

Alvin, it just goes
to show you.

It's all up here.

So you're saying
my mojo seeps out

from my brain
and into my hat.

What? No, no!

That-- That's not
what I'm saying!

No, no, m-my point
is that--

Oh, it makes
total sense!

Oh my gosh,
I could market this!

Tired of
being ordinary?

Ha, oh. Try a little
of Alvin's Mojo.

Oh Simon,
you're a genius!

No, Alvin!

This is just
the beginning!

Alvin's mojo bars,

Alvin's mojo
sports drink.

Alvin's mojo
fruit snack.

[SIMON]
That is not what I am saying!

[♪♪♪]

[ALVIN]
Ah.

Yeah, you lost your voice
all right.

Son, it's imperative
that you don't speak--

[stammering] But our concert,
doctor, is in four days.

Yeah,
all the more reason.

He could do
permanent damage.

[hoarsely] but--
Hep-hep-hep. No talking,

no whispering, no nothing.

Let's see what this says.

"I probably shouldn't
go to school, right?"

But you'll miss the wildlife
preserve tomorrow.

[groans]
[DOCTOR] No, no, no, no.

School won't be a problem.

Wha--
No talking.

I want him to take this medicine
three times a day for a week.

Thanks so much
for stopping by.

Alvin. Now you can come
on the school field trip.

[DAVE]
Huh.

Something's different.

Yeah, it's peaceful. Alvin can't
talk.

Yeah, I did feel
more relaxed this morn-- Ah.

[banging]

Alvin, please.

If you need help with
your costume, just say so...

[exhales hoarsely]

Oh, that's right.
That's right. Sorry.

What animal are you
supposed to be?

Oh. A gorilla?

[hisses]

Um, black panther?

Giant mountain lion?

Smaller. Uh, billy goat?
But, but--

Oh. A baby grizzly bear.

I know.
A little baby kitten.

[♪♪♪]

Ah!

Oh.

Yikes.

Whoa.

Hm, all the characteristics
of the Sarcophilus Harrisii.

Of the what?
Oh. Sorry.

A.K.A.
Tasmanian devil.

[wheezes]

Alvin.

[kids chattering]

[MISS SMITH]
Okay, everyone, single file line.

Single file.

Do you know what that means?

Wait. Cheasy, Cheasy,
stay where you are.

Stay togeth-- Everyone,
stay togeth--

Stay together.

Oh, whatever.

Well, I'm going to the reptilian
rescue shelter. Care to join?

And let the snakes
swallow me whole?

Thanks, but no thanks.

I'll go to the critter corner.

What about you, Alvin?

A-Alvin?

[♪♪♪]

Come on, little fella,
we got to get you ready

for your appendix surgery.

[growling]

Sleep well, little dude.

[growling]

Sh, sh.

[♪♪♪]

Whoa, check out
this smart little dude.

Man, you know what?
I'm going to reinforce this lock

or you could be out
in the real world.

[whimpers]

Oh. What a surprise,
late as always, Alvin.

The whole class is already
on the bus.

Now follow me.

I ran track for eight years,
I will chase you down.

So help me, I will--
I will grab you by your tail.

I will-- I will do--

I will...

Now, just behave, Alvin, please.

[students screaming]

Just ignore him.

You see,
this is how he redeems himself.

He can be very loveable.

Yo, little guy.

What's up?

I didn't want you
to be without your mama

before your big surgery
tomorrow.

You're welcome.

[tasmanian devil munching]

Oh, after dinner, Alvin,
I want you out of that costume.

Here, try--
Try the salad Theodore made.

Alvin,
get out of the salad bowl.

Oh, do not hiss at me,
young man.

Alvin, for the last time,
get out of the--

[screams]

[BOTH]
Alvin. Stop! Stop.

Let him have the salad!
Let him have the salad!

[plate shatters]
[growls]

Simon,
what were the side-effects

of that medicine
they gave Alvin?

Nausea, dizziness, mm-hm.

Huh, apparently, dry mouth.

[burps]

[♪♪♪]

[whispering]
Help me.

Ooh, brutal. Involuntary anger.

Sudden hair loss.
Sudden hair growth.

Hm.
A lot going on here.

Hm. Not good.
None of this is good.

[clattering]
Alvin's going nuts.

What's he doing?

You know, Dave,
we'll handle this.

[♪♪♪]

[plucks guitar strings]

Alvin!

No, no.
Don't yell at Alvin.

That medicine is making
him crazy.

Oh, he's just scared.

Let me talk to him.

It's okay, Alvin.

We know this is a bad time
for you.

But it's a good time
for bed.

So come on, come on,
come on inside.

No, Alvin, wait!

Oh.

[MAN]
Rise and shine, little man.

We gotta get you ready
for your appendix surgery.

It's gonna be painful.

I shouldn't have said that.

Forget I said that last part.

Whoa, feisty. Hey-oh.

[wheezes]

[♪♪♪]

[whimpers]

Alvin, come on inside.

We all love you very much--
Oh! Whoa!

Whoa!

[screams]

Theodore!

Ow.

Theodore. Are you all right?

That's not Alvin.

"Zoo update: Our baby
Tasmanian devil will be going in

for his life-saving
appendix surgery tomorrow."

That's Alvin!

We have to get that baby
back to the zoo

before they take Alvin
into surgery by mistake.

[growls]

Um, you get him.

Okay, Theodore, ready?
Ready.

Salad.

[screeches]

Oh, no.

He's not doing so well.

We have to get him back
to the park immediately

before his appendix bursts.

[tires screech]

[SIMON]
Excuse us. Excuse me. So sorry.

We have a little Tasmanian devil
that came from this facility.

Oh. It can't be ours.

Ours just went into surgery.
[THEODORE] No!

Take us to your operating room,
now.

There's been
a horrible mistake.

[SIMON & THEODORE]
Stop!

Stop what? We've finished.

Holy smokes. You've operated
on the wrong animal.

We have your
Tasmanian devil here.

So that's where he went.

We have to get him ready
for surgery.

We have your chipmunk
in the next room over.

Oh, great.

You won't...
You won't hurt him, will you?

Of course not.
It'll save his life.

He'll be back in his habitat
tomorrow afternoon.

Oh, good.

[SIMON & THEODORE]
Alvin.

[DAVE]
Uh, are you sure, doctor?

No, you-- I mean, you don't
think we're rushing it too--

Really?
[DOCTOR] Yeah.

Not-- Maybe another week or--
Okay.

Well,
doctor gave the okay, Alvin.

You're allowed to speak again.

How could you ever
mistake your own family

for a Tasmanian devil?

Not only was I stuck
in a cage for... forever,

but then I was sent to surgery.

All right, Alvin. Let's--
Let's save your voice.

And to be honest,
there wasn't that much

difference between you
and that little guy.

Are you kidding? First of all,

that devil child was a shrimp.

He didn't even
come up to my elbow.

Second, he has none of
my animal magnetism.

Third,
and not that I need a third,

but third, he stunk.
Did you smell him?

And fourth of all,
he didn't have

intelligent thoughts
in his head like I do.

He--
There's no leadership ability.

All of the things
we take for granted with me.

And perhaps more importantly...

[♪♪♪]

Oh, thank you, thank you.

This song goes out
to the animal in all of us.

[growls]

Especially you, Taz.

[rock music playing]

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Can't be domesticated ♪

♪ No, I'm meant for the wild ♪

♪ Yeah, I just can't be crated ♪

♪ No, it just gets me wild ♪

♪ Can't stand
Your institutions ♪

♪ They turn my brain to cheese ♪

♪ Forget your microlution ♪

♪ I got to
Got to be free ♪

♪ Ow
I can never be tamed ♪

♪ Ow, I got
Got to be wild ♪

♪ Yeah, I got
Got to be on my own ♪

♪ On the open road and free ♪

♪ I got a story for ya
About a wild man ♪

♪ No cage could ever hold him
No door could lock him in ♪

♪ He left a trail of fire ♪

♪ Everywhere he went ♪

♪ His middle name was Trouble ♪

♪ First name was Alvin ♪

♪ Free, ow ♪

♪ I can never be tamed ♪

♪ Ow, I got
Got to be wild ♪

♪ Yeah, I got
Got to be on my own ♪

♪ On the open road and free ♪

[roars]

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪