08x09 - Two Listings and a Funeral

[bunniefuu]

-["Bam! by MIZZI plays]
-♪ Can't stop looking ♪

♪ Lookin' at you ♪

♪ Gotta, gotta, gotta like that
Bam, like that, bam ♪

♪ How you do it like that? ♪

♪ Can't stop lookin' ♪

-♪ Lookin' at you ♪
-♪ Lookin' at you ♪

I love it.

-What's up, fam?
-[women] Hi!

-[woman] It's brown themed.
-I know, right? We're matching.

-Hello! Good to see you.
-Good to see you too.

Hi! How are you?

-[Jason] Hey.
-What's up?

The D'Amelio family
are the biggest TikTokers on the planet.

Dixie has 56 million followers,
and Charli has over 150 million followers,

which puts Charli as one of the top five
most followed people on social media.

-[Jason] Place is looking good, guys.
-[Heidi] Thanks!

It's a big house for just the two of us.

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

This house has definitely had
a lot of really good memories.

-You guys have been here three years?
-Three and a half years.

Jason listed the property, uh,
for the owners a few years back,

and he moved the family into this house.

But since then,
Dixie and Charli have moved out.

They've left the nest,
and the parents are ready to downsize.

[upbeat music plays]

♪ We make their jaws drop
We make 'em all talk ♪

♪ Gotta get it like this, like that
Don't stop ♪

[Mary] Since the D'Amelios
are so well-known

and this house is so marketable,

Jason and I really feel
that we are going to sell or rent it out

before it even hits the market.

[Heidi] Oh no.

-Oh, we got a puppy! What's his name?
-[Heidi] Cody.

-[Marc] Cody.
-Hey, bud.

[Marc and Heidi] And Kelly.

[Mary] Oh! Oh my goodness.

You did a really good job with everything.

Although, I would say,
why no carpet underneath?

-[Heidi] Because we have dogs.
-Oh, fair. Okay.

[Mary] I love this outdoor area.

This pool is so nice.

[Heidi] It's perfect.

It's so much better to show this
to prospective buyers when it's furnished,

because if you guys
had moved out, like, sooner,

we'd have to stage it,
which is like $30,000.

-Yeah.
-[Heidi] Wow.

-So, thank you.
-You're welcome.

-[Jason] Yeah.
-[Mary] It is really nice.

[Jason] Tell us what you're looking for.

-We'll email you if we see something.
-[Mary] Absolutely.

-Something like this, just smaller?
-[Marc] Yes. For us.

I have a dream home.

I'm not sure if it exists anywhere,
but this is what I want.

I want oceanfront property
with a big old farm in the back.

-[chuckles] It doesn't exist.
-I...

-Not here.
-[Jason] Not here.

-Dang it.
-'Cause that would be like $100 million.

Where could I find that?

-It'd be the most valuable farm on Earth.
-[Heidi] Where would I have to live?

-That's the dream.
-[Jason] All right.

-Mary will look back at the office.
-[laughs] Yeah.

-What's your dream home? Both.
-Please be easier than Mom.

I either want to live somewhere
where it's just good weather all the time,

like I can be on the beach 24/7,

or I want to live in the middle of nowhere
with just like a million animals.

-So like kind of hers, but broken up.
-Another farm.

-[Mary laughing] Okay. Two separate.
-That's way easier.

We'll get you the farm in like, Indiana.
We'll get you the house on the water.

-Yeah.
-[Heidi] Yep.

Mine? Dream house.

I don't know.
I feel like I like anywhere I am.

I can make anywhere fun.

-You're easy. Yeah.
-If you built a house.

-That's my client.
-[laughs]

You have been so good
at keeping this house up.

Looks like you moved in three weeks ago,
not three years ago.

-Thank you. Now it's our job to sell it.
-Yes. Yep.

[Jason] We've got a buyer coming in,
in, uh, 11 minutes.

-So thanks for setting it up.
-Okay.

-Good seeing you.
-Good seeing you, pal.

-As always, good seeing you.
-[Mary] Thank you.

-Good to see you.
-So good to see you.

-You too.
-See you.

-Bye.
-Kiss your dogs.

-We will.
-Yes!

-Let's sell this thing.
-All right.

-["Check This Out" by Taki Waki plays]
-♪ Daydream, nothin' like you ever seen ♪

♪ I know what you like ♪

-This was a living room. Now it's a gym.
-Oh my gosh.

-[Mary] Okay.
-I mean...

-[grunts] You know I have to.
-[Mary speaks indistinctly]

I'll be here for a while,
because this is light.

Jason, do your job.

♪ So ch-ch-ch-ch-check this out ♪

This is epic.

♪ You gotta see what it's all about ♪

Oh, come on. Look at that view.

To take a bath here...

That's incredible.

-♪ Got to check it out ♪
-[song ends]

Once you get a view like this,
you can't live without it.

-[Jason] I am obsessed with this house.
-Yeah.

Remember when Niko
would just follow us around

when we were showing houses?

Yes, I do.

-I know it's hard to focus on real estate.
-Yeah.

And I am really proud of you

for just the way that you've been
just handling yourself and...

-[chuckles dryly]
-It has been hard.

Harder than I ever
could have imagined, actually.

-Me neither.
-[gentle music plays]

I'm holding on by a thread still.

-[chuckles]
-Yeah.

It's meaningful to me that
we can have the funeral at your house,

where he ran around.

I know it's hard for you, but for me,
there's nowhere else we could've done it.

Yeah. Okay. Let's stop talking about it,

because I don't want to cry
before the people come.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

It's gonna be hard. Really hard.

[dog yips]

-Bud.
-Hi. Hello, beautiful.

[Jason] Hi, kiddo.

Aw, I think he heard
us talking about Niko.

["It's Gonna Be Alright"
by Maddy Hudson plays]

♪ Everything will be all right ♪

♪ It's gonna be all right ♪

-[upbeat pop rock music plays]
-♪ Time's up, here we go ♪

♪ Pedal to the floor ♪

♪ Never seen anything like this before ♪

♪ They can do it
They can do it like I do it ♪

♪ Look at me, look at me, look at you ♪

[Chelsea] Whoo!

♪ Next level
Take it up, take it higher now... ♪

-Hello. Chelsea Lazkani. How are you?
-I'm Gene Bush. How are you today?

-Good to speak to you and see you.
-You too.

This house looks incredible online,
but it somehow looks better in person.

This is a sexy house.

This is a house you come to
when you wanna bring your friends in,

fully entertain.

Club's over, you come back,
you got this beautiful view,

and the night just starts.

♪ I want it right now ♪

[exciting pop music plays]

♪ I want it right now ♪

♪ I want it right now ♪

My client specifically
said one word, sexy.

He's from London. He's moving to LA.

You know, when people move to LA,
they wanna be where everyone wants to be,

which is the Hollywood Hills,
with the views, to entertain.

He's a single lad,
and he wants to impress the ladies.

Perfect. It was built for a bachelor
who wants to have the ultimate fun.

-You know what I mean.
-[chuckling] Oh God.

-He'll invite you to the parties.
-No, no, no.

He can't invite me.

-[laughs]
-He can invite someone else, not... Eeh!

-[both laughing]
-Gotcha.

If only this guy knew
exactly what was going on in my life,

he'd realize that partying is
the very last thing on my list right now.

I'm really trying to stay on top of work,
not only because I need to,

but because it's a good distraction.

-["Gimme That" by Ryppl plays]
-♪ Gimme that good ♪

♪ Gimme that, gimme that bad, bad ♪

♪ Gimme that, gimme that good, good ♪

♪ Gimme that, gimme that bad, bad ♪

-This is gonna be home for him.
-Wow.

-Hi, Joey. Good to see you.
-This the place? Hello. How are you?

-Wonderful.
-Lovely to see you.

-Gene Bush. How you doing?
-Hello. Lovely to meet you.

This is amazing. Wow.
Where are we right now?

We're technically in the Hollywood Hills.

Come and take a look.

Let's just take a look,
because I feel like for you...

I mean, to me, this is lit.
This is exactly what I was looking for.

-Yeah.
-I was looking for something sexy for you.

[Joey] Is there a nightclub in this place?

-You'll make it your own nightclub.
-That's what I'm thinking.

But this is the outside nightclub.
I need an inside one as well.

[Chelsea chuckles]

The house is three levels. Take a look.
Chelsea will walk you around.

-Mi casa es su casa. Enjoy. Okay?
-Okay.

-Do you cook?
-I love cooking.

-What can you cook?
-Don't know, sausage and mash?

-Bangers and mash? Okay.
-Yeah.

-Why? What are you trying to say?
-I'm just wondering.

'Cause most...
This is the traditional bachelor's pad,

and the kitchen
has probably never been used before,

so everything's in pristine condition.

Think about it, right?
This would be your kitchen.

You'd wake up in the morning,
grab your eggs from the fridge,

you'd be looking at the Hollywood Hills,
the Griffith Observatory's right there.

You've got the light beaming on you,
so you no longer need to use sunbeds.

-I see it.
-You'll actually get a tan.

-I so see it.
-Just from standing here.

And then if you're really lucky,
you'll find yourself a nice lass,

and she'll be tiptoeing...

Yes.

...in her lingerie like this.

-Yeah.
-What's for breakfast?

You're really trying
to sell me this, ain't ya?

-There you go.
-It's working. It's working.

Done.

-["Miss Out" by Lavender Days plays]
-♪ You don't wanna miss out on me ♪

♪ You'll see ♪

Wow.

That is beautiful, isn't it?

Is that an aquarium?

-[Chelsea] Babe.
-That's an aquarium.

No, that is not an aquarium.
No, it's just, like, a sitting area.

-[Joey] Can you put animals in there?
-Animals?

-It's not self-enclosed.
-[Joey] I'm joking.

[both chuckling]

All right.
Okay, so this is your primary bedroom.

[Joey] What?!

-[Chelsea] This is your...
-What?!

♪ You don't wanna miss out ♪

-What about paps, though?
-Paparazzi?

If I'm naked here, like,
got me thing out and that?

[Chelsea] There's no paparazzi in nature.

Maybe I can get privacy glass.

Whatever you want.

Would you be a bit paranoid?
Just in case you did... You know?

-Someone could get a long lens.
-The thing is, like, I would not care.

[both chuckling]

-♪ Don't wanna miss out ♪
-[song ends]

Let's just start talking numbers, okay?
So it's listed at 5.2.

-Mm-hmm.
-So basically 5,250,000.

-Yeah.
-It just got put on the market,

so I don't think that we need to,
like, be extremely aggressive,

but I do think we should come in high
if you're looking to put an offer in.

I also would love to use this week
to show you a couple more houses.

-Yeah, yeah, I'm on that. Yeah.
-So when we write an offer, you feel good.

Yeah, of course.

-This is the first house that you love.
-Well, I like it.

-You've got good taste, so I'm happy.
-Thank you.

I'm happy you showed me this place, but...

-[Emma] Hello!
-[Chelsea] Oh my good...

-[Joey] Wow.
-Hi!

-[Joey] Who are you?
-I'm Emma.

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

-Hi!
-[Chelsea] Hi.

-Oh, you're holding on tight to this hand.
-Yeah. You're gorgeous.

-Thank you.
-How are you?

-[laughing] Good. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

-I'll give you a hug.
-I get a hug. Oh, a hug and a kiss.

-Yeah. And a kiss.
-Wow. And a kiss.

-Emma's my best friend, we work together.
-Are you... Okay.

-She sells a lot in the Hollywood Hills.
-Do you?

-I do.
-Yeah.

-You show people around houses too.
-I do.

-Wow.
-Yeah. I do.

-Yous two.
-[Emma giggles]

-Together.
-That's a dream.

-I know, right?
-Innit? Bloody hell.

-I didn't expect this.
-Chelsea's frazzled!

We have Chelsea blushing.

I don't know what's happening.
I just walked into this.

-[laughing] You've made me hot, Emma.
-[Emma] It's a great view.

Are you gonna start
showing me around houses as well?

No. Well, the way it works...

-[laughs]
-[Joey] What do you mean?

-The way it works, bro...
-You both do the same job, right?

-The way it works...
-Like, both of you, maybe.

The way it works, bro,

is if you buy a house,
it's gonna be through me.

-[Emma] Yeah.
-If you go for her, she'll let me know.

-You lose both of us.
-Yeah.

I'm a ride or die for Chelsea,
so seeing her smile makes my whole day.

You're quite hard to contact,
so maybe I should take your number.

I'm harder to get than the president.

-Are you?
-Yeah, yeah.

Get in the pool.
You need to cool off, babe.

-You're going in the pool?
-Would you get in?

-[Emma] Is it cold?
-I'll get in if you get in.

-[exclaims] I just got here!
-We can jump in there together.

[Emma] That's a hard no.

If I'm going to buy this house,
I would have to jump in the pool.

That's frigid.

-You wanna try it before you buy it?
-[Joey] Yeah.

-I've got my shorts in my bag.
-[Chelsea] Go on.

I'm doing it. I'm doing it.

[both chuckling]

What's happening?

Do you like him?

He's funny.

-You like funny?
-He's... I like funny. He's quick.

-Yeah, yeah. He's quick.
-I think he's kind of your type.

-[both chuckle]
-Joey?

-[claps]
-[Emma] Joey?

Are you cannonballing in?

[upbeat music building]

[Emma laughs]

[music stops]

Oh my...

[mellow electronic music playing]

[Emma laughing] How's it feeling?

-Oh no. Are you okay?
-Chelsea's got the towel.

[Emma and Chelsea chuckle]

Right. You need to get in.

-sh**t.
-[Chelsea and Emma gasp]

[Emma laughing]

[Emma] Okay, that was a fail.

-Emma. Wrap him up.
-Wrap me up.

-There you go. You deserved that.
-Give me a hug then as well.

[Emma laughs]

Nice and warm.

-You're nice and warm.
-Thank you.

Joey jumping in the pool
definitely made my night.

He looks pretty good without a shirt on.
So, points for Joey. [chuckles]

[all chuckling]

[Chelsea] My chest.

[Joey and Emma chuckling]

We got you frazzled.

[giggles]

No comment.

-[upbeat pop music plays]
-♪ I love it ♪

♪ Can't help it, I'm a dreamer ♪

[mellow pop music plays]

♪ Once I get my fix
Be like this, I'm in paradise ♪

♪ I do what I want
And you can't stop me ♪

♪ Ooh, don't you want to come, ooh ♪

♪ Join in on the fun, ooh ♪

♪ Don't you wanna come
Come on, let's get up and go... ♪

-There's a lot of nice cars in here.
-Imagine if this was your garage.

-The Aventadors.
-[Brett] Sick.

[Mary] Oh my God.

-[Jason] Hey. What's up?
-Mr. Oppenheim. Thanks for coming by.

Yeah, you got it.

-Austin. Nice to meet you.
-Mary and Brett.

-Nice to meet you. Welcome.
-You got a lot of stuff here.

-[Austin] All sorts of fun stuff, yeah.
-Yeah.

With Niko's funeral coming up,
I'm looking for any type of distraction.

I thought it might be fun
to take Mary and Brett,

look at Ferraris,
and maybe I'll treat myself to a new car.

We have lots of different stuff.

Like this Huracan here
is the 2022 Lamborghini Evo.

Priced about $280,000.

This one's also fully custom-ordered
and spec'd out.

So this is actually
a factory matte paint you see on here.

-[Brett] What's the horsepower on this?
-This is going to be a 620.

This one's a little too aggressive
for me, honestly.

-How much is this one?
-[Austin] Yeah?

That's $275,000 on that one.

-So that's a 2018 488 Spyder.
-That's pretty.

-[Austin] Yeah.
-I can step on this, right?

-[Austin] Yeah, so that's a 2024 Tecnica.
-[Brett] Ooh-hoo-hoo! This thing is sick.

-[Mary] Oh my God. Really?
-[Jason laughs] It's a little conspicuous.

[chuckles] The green one here is $400,000
and the purple one is $730,000.

[Jason and Brett] Hmm.

-730,000.
-They only made 900 of these cars.

-Oof!
-What year is this?

This is a 2020. Full carbon interior.

[Jason] Go in, Mary.

[Austin] It doesn't come with handles.
You've got leather straps to pull.

-[Jason] Can we start it up?
-[Austin] Yeah.

-[ignition chimes]
-[engine revs loudly]

Oh my gosh!

The power on this thing is insane.

I personally will not
be going on the racetrack with it

because I kind of drive like a grandma.

-Wait, how do I get out?
-[Jason chuckles]

-That sounded nasty.
-[Mary] Yeah.

Honestly, though, this one is my favorite.

-The Ferrari.
-[Austin] You can daily this car.

-I can pull up to a listing in this one.
-Yeah.

-I can't pull up to a listing in that one.
-[Austin] Yeah.

These you rent in Miami for the weekend,
and this one you roll all day, every day.

All things equal, I want a Ferrari.

I think the Roma is the best looking
of all the new Ferraris.

Yeah, and it can be yours
for, uh, $275,000 today. Take it home.

-I wanna test drive it.
-[Austin] We can make that happen.

-Jesus.
-Put your seatbelt on.

Yes, definitely, seatbelt.

-[chuckles]
-[Brett] Bye, Mary.

Bye.

[tires squealing]

Oh Jesus Christ!

Oh my God!

-[engine revs]
-[tires squeal]

Oh my God!

[tires squeal]

[tires squeal]

Are you not scared?

No.

[Mary chuckles]

-This is the one. This is the one.
-That made me forget about everything.

[Mary] Ooh!

Wait, how do I get out?

-I'll get you out.
-[laughing] I don't know how to get out.

-[Jason] Press this button right here.
-Oh. Okay.

-That thing's bad.
-Hoo-hoo!

-It's nice, right?
-Oh my God, I love it.

-I'll definitely get it.
-[Mary] Whoo-hoo!

[Jason] Oh, it's so f*ck' good-looking.

-Congrats.
-Thanks, bud.

[Mary] That is so beautiful.

-[Brett] Don't get squirrely on Sunset.
-[Jason] Fine, bro.

-This is the one I want. For sure.
-[Austin] Awesome. Yeah.

-[Jason] Take a Black Card?
-Absolutely.

-For the whole thing?
-Sure.

-All right.
-[Jason] Let's do it. I'll be in a sec.

I'll get everything ready.

You kind of go a little extreme
when you do retail therapy.

Most people, like, go buy shoes.

Well, it's to take my mind off of things
just for, like, even a little bit of time.

-[Mary] Yeah.
-[Jason] This is fun. Really fun.

-[Brett] I like it.
-[Jason] Thank you.

-["Up" by Teddy Fontana plays]
-♪ Turn it up right now ♪

♪ Feel it goin' down ♪

♪ Better turn it up, turn it up
Turn it up, turn it up right now ♪

♪ End up on the ground
Better turn it up, turn it up ♪

I got a snack.

Oh.

-Mm.
-[Legendary coos]

Okay, come on, Gracie.
Come on, bub. Come on.

Oh, what are you doing?
Oh. No, no, no. No!

-No. Oh, okay.
-[Chrishell] Hello!

-[Bre chuckling] Hi. Oh my God!
-Hi!

Hi, Legie!

-How are you carrying that? Is it heavy?
-It's very heavy. I'm gonna set it down.

-Here. Hi.
-Say hi.

-Hello.
-Oh! Oh.

-Hi. How are you?
-You say hi? Hi, baby. Oh.

-Hello. How are you?
-Hi. Can you say hola?

-Oh my goodness.
-Are you a little flirt?

-Can you say hi? Say hi.
-Oh my goodness.

-Hi.
-Say hi. Oh my goodness!

[upbeat music plays]

[Chrishell] It looks nice.
What do you have to do to it?

[Bre] I mean, they did most of the work.

There was, like, broken floors,

there was water damage,
outside there was work.

[Chrishell] That's all taken care of?

-[Bre] Yeah.
-Okay.

It looks good.

-Yeah.
-It's definitely rentable or sellable.

I have officially finished
the remodel on my house.

I have done everything
that Jason and Romain suggested,

and a little more.

At this point, I'm not really sure
what I'll do with the house.

I'm kind of leaning towards leasing it,

but I may put it up for both lease
and sale and see what happens.

Yeah.

-Yay!
-Rip it.

-[Chrishell] Yay!
-[Bre] Whee! Keep going.

Good job, baby.

Oh my God. It's a whole drum set.

It's not like a play drum set.

That's what it's supposed to look like.

-Do you want a drum set?
-[gasps]

I love Chrishell,

but she's really showing she is not a mom
by buying a drum set,

because any parent knows you don't want
any toys that make any noise.

[giggles]

-Okay. Success.
-Success.

As much as I'd love
to embrace his musical creativity,

he doesn't need a drum set.

What's your name? Legendary?

[Legendary] Cannon.

He said Cannon.

Aw.

Do you find that you parent him
the way that you were parented?

No. I try to parent him the opposite.

My mom was very like,
"You're gonna get kidnapped."

-Oh.
-And I could never go to sleepovers.

I could never have play dates,
unless it was in my house.

I couldn't even play outside.

-It was like that overbearing, crazy...
-Right.

-Helicopter mom? Yeah.
-Yes.

That's a lot of why I'm like,
"Everybody leave me alone."

-"No one's gonna tell me no."
-Yeah.

When I was growing up,
my parents, you know,

they just kind of went
in and out of, you know,

different times of being addicted and not.

It's kind of weird, but when they were
dealing with drugs and stuff like that,

it's like, I liked it because we had food
and we had, like, nicer things.

And then when, you know, they were trying
to get everything back on the up and up,

and do the right thing,
we didn't have a stable roof overhead.

We're squatting.
My pillow smells like mold.

Picking fleas out of my socks.

[chuckling] Definitely will not parent
the way I was parented.

I feel that.

Both of my parents dealt with addiction,
in and out different years and stuff.

And so, just made for
a difficult upbringing.

But that being said,

I think that all of that is... what has
sat me in this chair today...

[chuckling] ...with my sanity intact,

um, and willing to, you know,
wake up each day excited about the next.

I didn't know all that, actually.

-Yeah.
-That's wild, but... You want some water?

-Water, please.
-Okay.

He's so cute.

-[Chrishell laughs]
-Mm. Oh, oh.

Well, I did wanna ask you
how you're feeling

about everything with Emma and Chelsea
and the whole situation.

-[Gracie whines]
-No.

Um...

-Gracie's telling me not to say anything.
-She's like, "Don't do it. Don't ask her."

No, it's the same thing since day one.

Like, I am gonna give you
whatever you're giving me.

So now, Emma is just written off to me.

She moves however she wants to move.

Like, I am very black and white.

She cold-shouldered me.
She changed her whole demeanor.

Didn't run anything by me.
Didn't talk to me.

She's entirely changed
how she communicates with me.

All because her energy truly shifted

and she truly believes what Chelsea
has been saying this whole time.

Then that's on you.
I'm not gonna go back on knowing that.

That would make me stupid,
and I'm far from stupid.

So I'm very aware of where you stand,
but stick with that.

Don't come back over here and be like,
"Sorry. I prejudged you like Chelsea did."

No. Remember,
you've had my number the whole time.

This is who I am.

So stay with that
and leave me the f*ck alone.

'Cause I'm not gonna play.
I have a child to raise.

I'm not gonna sit here
and play high school.

I have lost a friend over this.

I feel like because of the information
that Emma was given,

it's actually her
trying to be a loyal friend.

To Chelsea.

I can see where you're coming from.

I know Emma and I know your heart.

Is there any way in which we could all
just sit down and talk this through?

-[wistful pop music plays]
-♪ Is it too late now? ♪

I don't know.

♪ Is it too late now? ♪

[music fades]

-[dramatic sting]
-[thunder rumbling]

[thunder crashes]

[somber piano music plays]

[Jason] Hi, buggy.

[chuckles] Hi, sweetheart.

I love you.

[yips]

-I'm so sorry for your loss.
-Thank you, bud.

[dogs growling playfully]

[barks]

-We loved him like our own. Yeah.
-[Jason] I know you did. Thank you.

[solemn piano music continues]

[thunder rumbles]

[dramatic music plays]

[Jason] Love you.

Sorry, J. Love you. Mwah.

[dramatic music continues]

-This is so beautiful.
-Thank you.

[music softens]

[Brett] Let's sit down, guys.

[Brett] Bre, keep those handy for me.

-What? You want these? Okay.
-Not now, but I might.

-[Mary] Okay.
-[Jason] We got this.

-Okay.
-There are no rules.

[thunder rumbling]

[music fades]

Well, thank you all, uh, for being here.

Not only for me and Mary,
but more importantly for Niko, because...

[exhales]

-[gentle music plays]
-[chuckling, sniffling]

[voice quivering] Because he had
a great 18 years.

-What the f*ck? I can't do this.
-[Mary] It's okay.

-You got this.
-[Jason] All right.

[Jason exhales]

Because he had a great 18 years,

and a lot of that was because of you guys

and all the fur babies
that are here today.

Um, he lived a really loving
and... and vibrant life.

I got Niko 18 years ago...

[breathes deeply]

He's been the best decision I've probably,
besides my son, that I've ever made.

And...

[stifles sob]

[exhales, sniffles]

[Jason] It's okay.

[voice breaking] He was the best dog, and...
[exhales, sniffles]

He changed my life.

It was just such a bond.

I'd take him to open houses,
take him to showings, uh, the office.

He was a papa's boy,
and I... I was wrapped around his paw.

I mean, it was a pretty great friendship.

He changed so many people's lives,
and especially Jason.

He taught him love, um, patience.

-He's a different person because of Niko.
-Aw.

[Jason] I actually...
'Cause I'm a numbers guy.

So I did the math this morning
on how many times...

[voice breaking] I've... [sighs]

-I've kissed Niko.
-[Mary] Oh.

-[somber piano music plays]
-And it's been like 50,000 times

I've kissed Niko in his life. Maybe more.

He definitely had a very loved life,

and knew how to get
whatever he wanted from me.

Um, and he would
take advantage of it on occasion.

We even gave him McDonald's
'cause he wouldn't eat towards the end.

So we have 30 hamburgers on their way.

-So we can all share Niko's last meal.
-[Mary] That was his last meal.

Um, he wouldn't eat anything else.
What was it?

-The Uovo. Yeah.
-He loved the ragu from Uovo.

-Yeah, from Uovo, the ragu.
-[chuckling] Not spoiled at all.

[chuckling] He's obviously my son.

[laughs]

I want to end with a moment
that was, uh, very important in my life.

After he passed,

Mary and I came over right there
and took our shoes off and our socks off,

and... we were walking on the grass,
and I felt Niko beneath my feet.

I remember looking up at the sky,
and the sun was on my face.

-And I felt him everywhere.
-Yep.

So I just firmly believe
that Niko is all around us right now.

[Mary] He is.

And we just wanna tell you
how much we love you, bub.

We love you very much.

-["Edge of Tomorrow" by AROWS plays]
-♪ The edge of tomorrow ♪

♪ There's a world of wonder ♪

♪ Nothing like we've seen ♪

♪ Heaven's gates have opened ♪

♪ Head first into the deep ♪

Okay.

♪ Uncover all our wildest dreams... ♪

[Mary groans]

[sniffles]

[Bre] Tissue?

It's okay, mama. It's okay.

-[Mary] I love you, puppy.
-I love you, bub.

♪ Jumpin' right off the edge ♪

[Mary stifling sobs]

♪ The edge of tomorrow ♪

♪ Take away my pain ♪

-♪ Rise up and shine... ♪
-[Mary whimpers]

Let's go have some McDonald's, guys.

[song fading]

Hi, babies. Hi, babies.

[dogs growling]

[Brett] Hey. Hey. Hey, hey.

[pensive electronic music plays]

[yipping]

[pops]

-I'll have a drink. Niko would want us to.
-I know. Thank God somebody... I agree.

He wouldn't recognize me
if I didn't have a drink.

[both laugh]

[Bre] Not on Niko.

[Chrishell] Gracie, you want some burger?

[Emma] Yay!

Jason, I think you've given Niko
more kisses than all your girlfriends.

-[laughing]
-For sure.

[Emma chuckles]

[Chelsea] Your stories were so beautiful.

Hearing all of that,

it just made me feel like dogs
really just make the world go around

and make you so much happier.

-[Jason] My gosh.
-I need a cat daddy.

-[amusing music plays]
-No dad wants to take care of eight cats.

-Don't say that.
-You haven't seen my nudes.

[Chelsea and Jason laugh]

[Bre] Is there a lot of people?

-I know. Yeah.
-Yeah, Zelda always likes to be picked up.

It's so hard to think
I'm never gonna see him again.

[solemn music plays]

[Chrishell] There's no pain
and there's no love like that.

-[Alanna] Hi.
-Hi.

-How are you?
-Good, how are you?

Good. Just coming out.
A little convo with Bre.

Oh, okay. Well, all right. Bye.

-Bye.
-[Emma chuckles]

[dramatic music plays, fades]

Obviously, there's a lot of things
happening right now.

-Is there?
-I talked to Chrishell.

I'm sure you've heard different things,

so I kind of wanted
to have a conversation with you.

Okay.

So Chrishell told me
you were obviously upset.

You felt like I didn't hear you out
with the Chelsea situation.

[tense music plays]

So Chelsea going through
what she's going through,

I'm gonna be protective of Chelsea.

-Okay.
-I want to know, flat out, the truth.

I feel like you orchestrated everything.

[Bre] Hmm.

You're the one who set everything up,
because Amanda had tea on Chelsea.

-I have the power to set up a scene?
-[Emma] I'm not here to fight with you.

-I'm literally not here to fight with you.
-You kind of are.

No, I came over
to have a conversation with you.

I am not responsible for what comes out
of her mouth or what she does.

No, I mean, she's wild.
I don't know what...

-Yeah. She's wild.
-Why would Amanda be out to get Chelsea?

She's not. You met her.
You know her vibe. You know how she is.

I could name people in this party
she could tell you about.

-That's who she is.
-I mean...

I don't give a f*ck enough about Chelsea
to backstab her. I don't.

-I was trying to be cool, to move forward.
-That's what doesn't make sense.

Why wouldn't I come here and be like,
"Here's Amanda. Hmm. Bye, b*tch."

And watch it all f*cking crumble
if that's what I wanted to do?

-It doesn't make sense.
-It should, for how much you know me.

But because it doesn't,
that says a lot about our relationship.

And that's what my problem is.

I'm not gonna call you because
I know how you are with Chelsea.

So I was like, I'll step back.

I'll let her do
what she needs to do for Chelsea,

which I've done
the entire time we've been friends.

I have been nothing but respectful

of your pre-existing relationship
with Chelsea.

And I've been nothing but respectful of
my relationship with Chelsea and also you.

-And respected you...
-But is this respectable?

My feelings were hurt because
you didn't try to have a conversation.

You chocked it up to, "It's what she did."
Okay, then f*ck you both.

[dogs yipping]

Chelsea's crumbling in my arms
on multiple occasions

with what she's going through
in her marriage.

Because mine isn't a marriage,
it's not important?

-What?
-So, her talking sh*t about me.

Calling me f*cking disgusting.

-Are you talking about you and Nick?
-Yes. My family is disgusting.

I think the proliferation of kids

in creating multiple broken homes
is disgusting.

-Okay. But I've had conversations...
-Oh, okay, it was okay when she said it.

Are you kidding me?
I had your back more than anyone.

-You serious?
-I never heard you have my back once.

-Are you serious?
-I'm dead-a*s serious.

I had your back. Go ask Chelsea
who fought for you more than anybody.

-I'm gonna ask Chelsea?
-And she will hands-down say I did.

At the end of the day,
you and I have a friendship.

Do we? 'Cause I don't feel like we do
if you could easily be like, "f*ck you."

-Did I say "f*ck you"? I made a decision.
-You made a decision?

I made a decision based on facts
that were being laid out.

-Facts. They're not facts.
-[chuckles] Wait.

So let's be real here.

If that's who you think I am,
then I'm good on this.

[Chelsea] Your friend better play nice.

I should've kept my mouth shut.
None of this would be my problem.

Well, if you had just...
If you had not said anything... Oh.

-When it came to air.
-Perfect timing.

[softly] Hi, guys.

Hi.

-[Chelsea] Are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine.

["The Silence" by Jock York,
Scarlett Winters & Stuart Winters plays]

♪ I'm breaking to pieces ♪

♪ Just listening to the quiet ♪

♪ The painful cry of silence ♪

Okay, um...

Bre said she had no idea
what Amanda was going to say, and...

she was upset I didn't come to her sooner.

What... [scoffs]

I just want to be respectful and say
you guys can continue your relationships.

You can figure out whatever you need to,
if there is anything to figure out.

-Someone...
-No, the damage is done.

-My priority right now is Chelsea.
-We know your priority.

-You made that very clear.
-My God, she's going through something...

But you are not neutral in any way.
You are one-sided.

So if you choose that
that is who you think I am...-

[Emma] Bre, come on.

Give me a little bit of grace that
I've given you throughout our friendship.

I mean...

Our entire friendship, I had your back,
even with all of the stuff going on.

Did I not say, like,
you would really like Bre?

-You guys had your thing.
-Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah.

You were very supportive
of trying to mend... mend that bridge.

So I don't want this to spiral
into something that it need not be,

because we are actually best friends.

You guys are my people, you know?

And, Bre, I know you have
a relationship with them,

but we're actually like family and...

-We heard you. I got it. I heard you.
-Okay, I'm just... I'm just...

They're your best friends.

I've said since f*cking day one
I've done nothing but been respectful,

sat out of events.

Made sure I was like, "I won't be there.
That's uncomfortable."

When you had the problem with me.
I'm not gonna have this conversation.

What do you want me to do?
Apologize again?

I don't need you to apologize to me.
Who said to apologize to you?

You came let me know you're best friends.
I already know that.

I won't... I don't want my best friends

to be baited into talking
about something over and over again...

I really would prefer...
And I told you guys.

I don't care whether she brought it,
didn't bring it, makes no difference.

I just want to make sure you understand
this is still my real life, that's all.

[music stops]

Um...

[tense music resumes]

[Chelsea] You guys are silent now,
and I'm not quite sure why.

I'm just here for moral support.

I hate this.

I really feel like
we are in impossible situations,

and I get it, you guys are... everybody's
feelings are hurt at this point,

but it's like, Emma, like,
you can't win in this position you're in.

I feel like I'm the same way,
because you'll let one of them down.

So that frustrates me.

[Chelsea] But you guys wanted to know
the root cause of where this came from

so you could see where you stood with Bre.

It was obviously someone's decision
to bring it to camera.

But she's saying she didn't do that.

It was Amanda's decision.

This is between you,
your husband, and Amanda.

You wouldn't know if I didn't tell you.

So who really had Chelsea's back
from the jump?

First of all,
I told you I was filming with Amanda.

I gave you all the heads-up in advance,
and you guys were like, "Okay."

If you wanted to stop that,
that was your moment.

It's not my moment.

It's not my f*cking problem.
That's not my fault.

But now I know we're not actually friends,
because you really believe that.

-That's where I leave it.
-But Chrishell believes that too.

Great. Then we can be surface level too.

You think I can't sit in a room
with b*tches that hate me?

I'll be just fine.

But, like, if that's who you think I am,
I'm telling you right now,

I would've blown this sh*t up
completely different.

If I really wanted to take Chelsea down,
I had the perfect opportunity to do that.

I really did.

["The Secrets We Hide" [feat. Lloren]
by Power-Haus & Peter Verdell plays]

♪ All your secrets safe with me ♪

Get that f*cking camera out of my face,
I swear to God.

[dramatic pop music plays]

♪ I've got somethin' deep inside ♪

♪ That's comin' out, that I can't hide ♪

♪ I've never lookin' back again ♪

♪ Never lookin' back ♪

♪ Right now ♪

♪ Right now ♪

♪ Right now ♪