01x03 - Sister Act/Li'l T

[bunniefuu]

[♪♪♪]

♪ Watch out
'Cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while
But ♪

♪ We're back with style
So ♪

♪ Get set
To have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
And satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

[♪♪♪]

Ha-yeah! Take that!

Back at ya, pal!

[Alvin]
Oh! Oh! Yes!

Um, excuse me, guys,

is it my turn yet?

Right after Simon eats my dust!
Hya!

Okay.

It's just that you said that
three hours ago.

Ya! Ah!

Unh! Whoa!

Unh!

[grunts]

This world is filled with two
kinds of people.

The givers like me
and the takers.

And I just happen to live

with one of the biggest takers
in the universe!

[grunts]

Take that!

Oh, yeah? Boo-ya.

You guys, I need to talk.
I am upset!

Not so fast!

Hey!

Upset? Heh-heh.

You're upset?

You want to see upset?

I'll show you upset!

Okay, Alvin, hold on.

What's wrong, Eleanor?

Well--

[grunts]

--it's just that

I-I'm so mad at Brittany
I-I-I can't even talk about it.

[chuckles]

Help me out here, Eleanor.

You ruin our game

at the exact moment when
I'm about to win--

Objection!

Overruled. So Eleanor,
just so I'm clear,

you wanted to talk
about something

that you can't talk about?

Yeah, pretty much.

I just need to know if I can
stay here tonight. Please?

All right, I understand.

Allow me to just have a word
with my peeps.

[whispering]
Can you believe that?

That's the dumbest thing
I ever heard.

There's no way I'm gonna
live with that.

Um, sorry, Eleanor,
no vacancy.

Of course she can
spend the night.

Dave, allowing a girl
into our man cave

is not a wise decision
for several reasons.

Alvin, you're not a man.
You're a kid.

Well--
Second...

I'm king of the castle.

Fine, but as your
head squire--

Third, and most importantly,

we're a family that helps.

And Eleanor needs our help.

Thank you, thank you,
thank you!

Which bed can I use?

[♪♪♪]

What's-- What's going on?

[gasps]

Y-y-you, you...

...took my closet?

Um, heh, well,
it was empty!

I mean, your clothes
were on the floor.

I was going to hang them up...

at some point...

this year.

Probably.

Anyway, how long is this...

occupation gonna last?

Well, I'm glad you asked.

Because considering
I never ever, ever, ever

want to see Brittany
ever again...

Did I mention "ever" enough
times to be clear?

Yeah, so I'm thinking, um...

...until I leave for college.

[♪♪♪]

No!

She's going to stay!

Do you hear that?

Stay. As in, move in!

I-N-N! In!

Alvin, it's I-N.

Not I-N-N, as in a hotel.

Thank you, Simon.

So helpful to have
a spelling lesson

when your only brother
needs your help?

Last time I checked,
I had two brothers.

Not the point.
Talk to her, please.

Convince her with that
huge brain of yours

to hit the road.

Bon voyage!

Get out of here.

Ugh. All right.

But those boo-hoo eyes

need practice.

Thanks buddy, pal,
best bro ever.

Meanwhile, I'm going to
read up all about

mole-cular go-jiggology?

She's not budging.

She and Brittany
had a colossal fight

and she'd and I quote,

"prefer to never see her ever,
ever, ever again."

End quote.

But, anyway,
I still wouldn't worry.

Heh-heh, well.
Easy for you to say.

You still have your bed.

That's it, Dave,
we need a serious pow-wow.

Turns out Eleanor
isn't planning on doing--

Hi!

Hey, Alvin. Can you
believe this kitchen?

It's spotless.

And Eleanor makes
the best cup of tea.

Refill?

Oh, keep it flowing,
girlfriend!

Ha, ha. Pound it out.

And blow it up.

[both imitate expl*si*n]

Heh, Boo-ya!
W-What's with the word?

W-Why is this happening?

I'm sorry Alvin,
you were saying?

Oh, m-me?

Um, just, you know,
wanted to say,

I'm so darn happy that Eleanor,
you know, has found, um,

a new home.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Girls they drive me crazy
All the time ♪

♪ Yeah, them girls they drive me
Crazy all the time ♪

♪ Said if she's a girl she ain't
No friend of mine ♪

♪ They drive me crazy ♪

♪ Every woman, every lady ♪

♪ Can't live with 'em
But I live without 'em fine ♪

♪ Girls, think they're the boss
Of everyone ♪

♪ Yeah, them girls think they're
The boss of everyone ♪

♪ When a girl's around
Ain't no one havin' fun ♪

♪ They drive me crazy ♪

♪ Every woman, every lady ♪

♪ Can't live with 'em
But I live without 'em fine ♪

♪ One is enough
And two is too much and ♪

♪ Three would make any munk
Go nuts, yeah ♪

♪ They drive me crazy ♪

♪ Every woman, every lady ♪

♪ Can't live with 'em
But I live without 'em fine ♪

What are you doing?

Checking for bugs.

Dave's super new best friend
probably is listening.

Alvin, you have crossed
into another dimension.

Oh, Simon, put your glasses on.

Are you blind?

Girl power is extremely
effective on Dave.

If we're not careful, we'll be
sleeping in the backyard.

Now I'm certain you're
living on a different planet.

Trust me, it'll all
blow over soon enough.

[door opens]

Oh, she is so self-centered!

And so, so clueless!

And, oh, I-I-I'm so mad
at Brittany,

I-I-I can't see straight.

So I-I really need you guys
to let me sleep here tonight.

Blowing over, huh?

Well, you sure
called that one, Simon.

Stay as long as you like,
Jeanette.

We could use another woman's
touch around here, right, guys?

Oh, good!
You brought the clock!

Yeah, I knew you'd want it.

[Jeanette & Eleanor] Girl talk!
What you talking about?

Girl talk, say what!
Hey, girl talk!

All right, I hate to admit this,
but you're right.

Something has to be done.
But-- But what?

[knocking]

Eleanor did this to me.

Why did you let her?

She...she gave me the eyes.

I am not going to stand by
while my brothers

have bows in their hair.

[hair dryer blows]

[screams]

What do you want?

We're here to talk...

We're here to talk about...

We're trying to...

We're here to talk about
Jeanette and Eleanor.

What was the fight about?
Maybe we can help.

I'd rather not say.

Unless you want me to get
really, really upset!

Knock yourself out.
Okay, so they were--

Yeah, that's plenty.

So I take it you have
no interest in living

with your sisters ever again.

Oh, oh, no, no!
I wouldn't say that.

Maybe in a hundred years,
I'll forgive them.

Until then,
I just love living alone.

No waiting for the bathroom
or the hair dryer!

[blowing]

Time for Operation Switchback!

Oh. I have an idea.
Oh, h*!

Okay, now.
You're freaking me out.

Oh, trust me.
It'll work.

Oh, let's see, let's see...

Oh! I know.
I'll paint everything pink!

[screams]

[Brittany]
What is it now?

Oh, I hate to ask you, Brit,
but we need a place to stay.

Since your sisters have taken
over our room--

It's only fair
that we stay here.

[chuckling] I know what
you're trying to do, Alvin.

Yes, I do.
But it won't work.

I am not moving.

You don't think I can
take stinky feet?

Theodore, no please.
You're better than this.

Oh, my gosh.

I-I need to cut some roses.

But, guys, I will be back.

[music blares]

Do you have any idea
what time it is?

I promise if I wake up with dark
circles from lack of sleep--

Sorry, I can't hear you!

I will not give in. I will not
give in. I will not give in.

Ooh, I'm seeing lots
of split ends here, Dave.

You really need
to use a conditioner.

And I think you could use
an organic moisturizer too.

Uh, girls, um...

H-How long is this gonna last?

Oh, so that's where
my shampoo went!

And what are you gonna
do about it?

Oh, guys, I'm sorry.
And I missed you!

[Jeanette & Eleanor]
We missed you too! We're sorry!

So what color should
we do his nails?

A blue, you think?

Alvin!

That, gentlemen,
is our call home!

[door opens]
Fun's over, girls.

But we're just
getting started.

[all arguing indistinctly]

Will everyone please
just calm down? Quiet!

[Dave whistles]

I think the best thing
is for everyone

to just go back to their home.

[all] Great idea, Dave!
[groans]

Right this way, ladies.

Oh, I can't wait to sleep
in my own bed.

[Brittany] I know!

Um, if you don't mind my asking,

what was the fight about anyway?

Um...hm, I can't remember.

Yeah, me neither.

Um...ooh, I forgot.

[all] Wait a minute.

I can't believe you did that!
Me? What about you?

[all] Alvin!
[Chipettes arguing]

[giggles]

[♪♪♪]

[Alvin]
All right, let's try it again.

♪ Video game daydreams ♪

♪ Not what they may seem ♪

♪ I'm caught in a
Video game, always ♪

♪ The same, daydream-- ♪

Oh! Ugh! Just stop!
This is terrible!

Ugh! Why is Dave making us
write a song?

He's the songwriter!

If he doesn't write, then what's
he doing besides torturing us?

Uh, raising smart, independent
children with good character?

Lame! And boring.

Oh. Oh, guys!
What about this for the song?

Theodore, please. We're just
trying to get this done.

But y-you didn't even
listen to mine.

'Cause I've heard the other
two hundred!

Let me guess.
Is it about ice cream...again?

So?

Then we don't want to hear it.

Heh, heh. He means, we don't
want to hear it right now.

Why don't you let
Alvin and I finish this song,

a-and then
we can hear yours later?

Oh... O-Okay.

[twang]

[♪♪♪]

[Theodore]
Okay, get ready...

and...go.

♪ Been eatin' ice cream ♪

♪ Since two years old ♪

♪ 'Cause I found love ♪

♪ In somethin' cold ♪

♪ Busts my seams ♪

♪ Or so, I'm told ♪

♪ While she's wrecking my body ♪

♪ She saves my soul ♪

Oh, I wish someone
liked my music.

[reporter] Biggy Large,
you're the biggest rapper

in the world,
and about to embark

on your biggest
world tour yet.

What advice do you have
for aspiring young artists?

[chains clink]

Listen up.
[voice on boom box] Biggy!

♪ Just do it
Get a camera or a mic ♪

♪ Write what you like
And prove it ♪

♪ Right now!
'Cause the only way to do it ♪

♪ Is to do it ♪

Yes, sir!
[record scratching]

[click]

Um, hi!
I-It's me, Theodore.

So, um, this is a song

my brothers wouldn't even
listen to,

but um, I hope you like it.

It's called "Ice Cream Dreams."

[mouse clicks]

♪ I got the I to the C,
To the E to the cream ♪

♪ Tell me what flavor
Of life you dream ♪

♪ When things get rough
Need a rocky road ♪

♪ When life hands you lemons
Make some gelato ♪

♪ Oh!
You know I love ice cream ♪

♪ Got big dreams of a big scoop
With fresh fruit ♪

♪ Ice cream dreams
When I'm in my bed ♪

♪ Ice cream thoughts
Floatin' through my head ♪

♪ All day, all night ♪

♪ Ain't a flavor that
I don't like. Naw ♪

Someone like it.

Someone like it.

[♪♪♪]

Oh.

[ding]

[counter dinging]

[Dave] Well, I-I don't even
know what to say.

I-Is this about my grades?

B-B-Because I'm pretty sure
I was told,

progress reports didn't count.
Right?

E-Easy, Alvin.
They're here for Theodore.

Thank goodness-- What?

His song went viral.

These men want to sign me
to a solo career.

Um, what do you think, Dave?

Well, it's your decision,
Theodore.

Well, these guys like my music,

and my brothers don't.

So, I think I'm gonna go with
the guys who like my music.

[man]
Come on, kid.

Let's get you rappin'.

Can someone please tell me
what just happened?

Hey, help yourself, dude.

Well, uh, Dave only lets me have
one scoop a week.

So...um...

Well, I'm not Dave.
You Dave?

No, I'm not.

Well, then, little man,
help yourself.

[♪♪♪]

Aah!

[slurps]

Huh?

All right n-now look, don't take
this the wrong way, okay?

But your look, your attitude,
your name,

it's all wrong.
Not even close.

So, we're gonna change you.

[slurps]

Did he-- Did he hear me?

Who cares.
Bring in the wardrobe.

[rap bass beats]

[sighs]

Boys, I think we have a star.

But your new name is Lil' T.

Little T?

Lil' T. Lil' T.

And the thing about Lil' T,
is that he's got attitude.

He doesn't take
nothin' from no one.

Not even presents?

Just sign here.

[Alvin]
Uh, where is he?

Ugh, I didn't listen to
Theodore's rap song,

because I thought
the only rapper

Theodore cared about,
was a candy wrapper.

[blows raspberry and laughs]

That's not funny.

[snorts]

It's a little funny.

Look, guys, to refuse to listen
to Theodore's ideas

is like saying
he's not good enough.

Ugh, that's not what I meant.

Well, it’s sort of
what you meant.

Well, I was wrong.

Look, h-he loves you guys,
so try to support him.

[front door opens]

Sup, bros?
[rap bass booms]

Theodore!

Hey! Um, look,
I'm really sorry abo--

It's Lil' T now.

Little T?

Lil' T. Lil' T!

Can I get you some food,
Theodore?

Uh, Little T.
Lil' T?

No, than-- I-I mean,
I can get it myself!

Lil' T doesn't take
nothin' from no one.

Know what I'm saying?

No clue.

Whoa!

Ow.

I'm all right.

Lil' T's all right.

Ha, ha. Okay...cool.

Who is this guy?

[rap bass booms]

Lil' T?

There's a client of ours

I want you to meet.

What up?

Oh, hello
Mr. Biggy Large, sir.

Yo. Call me Bigs.

I'm a huge fan of
yours, man.

I ain't never heard
someone sing that high.

It's like, what?

Eh, thank you?

Straight up. You mind
if we record

a little something
for my new track?

Oh! I'd love to!

Thank you,
Mr. Biggy Large, sir.

Just Bigs.

Drop that beat!

[bass beat booms]

[singing, voice cracking]

[coughing]

[Dave]
Nice work, Simon.

Thank you.

And Alvin, you didn't quite hit
that high note.

Oh, heh, so helpful, David.
Thank you, thank you.

You don't think I know that?

Lil' what's-his-name's the one
who hits those notes!

Where are you going?

I'm getting Theodore back.

Britt, ya know I hate
saying this,

but I need your help.

♪ Ain't a flavor
that I don't like. Naw. ♪

Yo, T, that was sick, man.
You got skills.

Really?

[laughs]

Thank you, Mr. Biggy.

I-I mean, just Bigs.

What do you think about going
on tour with me?

They'd go crazy for you
in Japan.

But what about my brothers?
A-and Dave?

I don't see them tryin'
to stop you.

Well...yeah.

[Alvin]
And now, just to be clear,

I'm not saying my voice
can't go that high.

And you need to let it go.

Sorry, Alvin, but we're
going so over budget.

So I need another check.

What? I gave you
every cent I have!

Well, I guess we can do without
the hot air balloons.

But I won't cut the
dancing flamingos! Okay?

[sighs]

Hey!

I'll pay you back.

I just want Theodore
to know how sorry I am.

Theodore just left
for the airport!

He's gonna tour Japan
with Biggie!

What? Oh, no, he's not!

Come on, Simon. We're going
to the airport!

[sarcastic]
Oh, great!

And what am I
supposed to do

with all these
diva flamingos?

[squawking musical scales]

[Alvin]
There they are!

It's a private plane!

How are we gonna get on?

[♪♪♪]

I've got it!

I'm gonna need you
to work with me.

[groans]

What's that?

Oh. Um, uh,
Mr. Teddy Huxtable?

Mr. Teddy Huxtable?

You can't be bringing
Mr. Teddy Huxtable!

Please don't k*ll my vibe.

There's gonna be
paparazzi and stuff, man.

Well, Scoop Dogg has
a teddy bear.

No, he don't.

Mr. Huxtable, enjoy your flight.

Little boy,
may I get you anything?

No, thanks, lady.

[grunts, gasps]

[Alvin]
Less wobbling, please.

[Simon]
I can't see anything!

May I interest you in some
warm peanuts? Heh-heh-heh.

What's going on?

[sighs]

Just this nice lady
offering us peanuts.

Lady?

Yo, those are your brothers.

How could you not see that?

[rips]

Heh-heh-heh. Hello.

I'm so sorry,
Theodore!

Don't go!

Okay!

I-I'm so sorry,
Mr. Biggy Large, sir.

Look, Lil' T,
they're your family. I get it.

Thank you.

[♪♪♪]

Whoa, little man.
You're not going anywhere.

We have you under contract
for five years.

Huh, what?

That's not cool.

Yeah, well, heh-heh-heh,
we're not cool, Biggy.

We're corporate.

I-If I might take
just a moment, sir.

Your binding agreement
is with Lil' T.

However, we have
in our possession

one Theodore Jameson Seville.

Uh, does anyone know what
the skirt just said?

Little man says,
you don't own Theodore.

Come on guys.

Let's get out of these
ridiculous clothes.

Ridiculous?
Speak for yourself.

I look hot.
I'd totally date me.

Bye, Mr. Biggy Large.
Uh, sir.

I'm gonna catch you
when I get back, T.

[Theodore]
Is everybody ready?

[everyone]
Ready!

Okay. This is our song,
"Ice Cream Dreams."

♪ Scoop ay, doop ay, doop, doop
Doop ♪

♪ Scoop ay, doop ay, doop, doop
Doop ♪

♪ Doop doop, scoop ay, doop ay ♪

♪ Ice cream, ice cream ♪

♪ It feels like a nice dream,
Nice dream ♪

♪ and even though
It's so right... ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪