02x01 - Whatever Happened To Maddie Nears?

[bunniefuu]

[MADDIE] Previously on School Spirits

[GROUP] Hi Maddie.

Welcome to the Split River

High Afterlife Support Group.

[CHARLEY] We're all

just trying to cross over

I mean, Janet did it and

she'd been here since 1960.

- Simon?

- Maddie?

Can you see me?

Don't move Janet! No!

[RHONDA] I've been here for 60 years.

So whatever you did to help Janet,

I want in.

This was the play that k*lled me.

Mr. Martin's been

documenting our deaths.

He's been hoarding all

the objects we had with us

when we died. Who else

knows everything about us?

Hey stop!

Jacob! Call 911.

What is that?

That's the person who

attacked Xavier tonight.

I don't know if this is real

But you're alive, out there.

[WOMAN] We need a name for the ticket.

Janet.

I know I can't explain what's

going on but I am here, Simon.

You're not crazy!

- It's locked.

- Maddie, be careful!

Please, you can't trust him.

[GASPS]

[MUSIC]

Love is just a spinning wheel ♪

Maddie!

You were there. You knew.

Maddie.

I saw you in the

fallout shelter with her.

You, you were there the day I died.

You watched it happen. Why

didn't you say anything?

I, I couldn't stop it.

It was her.

Mr. Martin, what happened to me?

[INDISTINCT FLASHBACK VOICES SPEAKING]

- No.

- [MARTIN] Yes, Janet.

[MARTIN] Yes, you know that!

You have to tell me

exactly what happened.

[JANET] I don't want to!

How did you feel?

- No, I didn't

- [MARTIN] Yes. Yes, Janet.

[MARTIN] You have to tell

me! You have to! [RATTLING]

[RATTLING, BANGING] [DOOR CREAKING]

Don't move, Janet. No! No!

No! No!

[OMINOUS AND TENDER MUSIC]

[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC]

Janet? [MADDIE GASPS]

Wait.

Janet?

Wait.

[MUSIC TRANSITIONS TO ROCK]

[WALLY] Maddie! Maddie!

[BANGING ON DOOR]

Maddie!

[MADDIE] Mr. Martin, you have

to stop! You have to explain!

[WALLY GRUNTS]

And take all that you can from me ♪

I will not pretend to be ♪

Anyone who's always not in love ♪

And I am back to yesterday ♪

[MADDIE] Mr. Martin?

Hey! Stop!

[WALLY] [GRUNTS] Come

on, let's get out here.

Hurry up!

Where does this even go?

[PAINED GRUNT]

You don't, you don't understand.

None of you! You can't.

What do you mean? What's going on?

It wasn't meant to be this way.

Don't pursue this.

I wish I never had.

[SCHOOL BAND MARCHING MUSIC]

[WALLY] Hey. You okay?

Did you see where he went?

Did he say anything?

I know what happened to me.

[LONG GONE SONG PLAYING]

Don't forget me when I'm gone ♪

Don't forget me when I'm gone ♪

Gone ♪

Don't you forget ♪

Don't forget me when I'm gone ♪

Don't forget me when I'm gone ♪

Don't forget me when I'm gone ♪

[TENSE MUSIC]

f*ck!

[THUNDER RUMBLES]

[EERIE MUSIC]

[INDISTINCT FLASHBACK ARGUING]

Janet? [MADDIE GASPS]

Wait.

Wait.

Janet. Wait. It's okay. It's me.

Janet, stop.

Stop!

Wait, wait, Janet.

Janet!

Janet. No! No!

Please! Don't leave me!

They only have decaf.

We should tell the cops.

Agreed.

Decaf's a crime.

No, Nicole, we should tell

the cops it was Maddie.

We can't do that, not yet.

Oh, I'm sorry. Is next

week better for you?

We don't know what's going on.

She looked terrified.

We need to find her, talk to her.

We did find her. And look what happened.

If we tell, we've ruined her life.

I mean, we don't know

why she's been running.

We don't know if she's

in danger, in trouble.

And if we go to the police,

how do we catch them up

without exposing ourselves?

I mean, the only reason they

haven't pointed a finger at you

or me for the blackmail

and the missing money

is because the cops still

think Maddie was responsible.

I agreed to help find the person

who hurt Maddie, okay?

And I was working under the assumption

that Maddie was dead.

Now we know we were wrong.

And, in fact, Maddie

is the one hurting us.

And if she went for Xavier first,

who's to say she's

not coming for me next?

Can we at least wait

till Xavier wakes up?

I'm so sorry. You said

she ran through you?

And Mr. Martin knew this whole time.

He was there and just watched it happen.

And then you ran over

your ex with his truck?

No, that's what I'm saying, Wally.

That wasn't me. I didn't do that.

Simon showed me a photo of

someone who looked just like me,

but it wasn't me.

The last thing I remember hearing

was Mr. Martin telling her to stop.

He said a name and it

was definitely Janet.

But that doesn't make any sense

'cause Janet crossed over,

like, a year before you got here,

so she couldn't have had

anything to do with it.

Unless he lied to us about that too.

Well, when Wally was Die Hard-ing

the door off downstairs,

I tried to grab what

I could from inside,

but there's, there's some

freaky stuff down there, Maddie.

Wait, Wally did what to the door?

Oh. Oh, yeah, it was super intense

and honestly, like, pretty hot,

but, yes, he went full-on

meathead action hero

when he heard you shouting.

You know, it just sounded

like you needed help,

so I helped.

Where is he now, Mr. Martin?

I don't know.

I lost him once he got onto the grounds.

He just vanished.

What, you think he hopped the fence?

No. There's no way he could've

made it to the boundary

before I got there.

Yeah, and we know he

can't leave the school.

Well, Janet did.

Wait, what was that thing

that Dawn always talked about?

I don't know, what'd

she call it, a "walk in"?

Yeah. She said, if

you're really messed up,

it's like hanging a vacancy

sign above your head.

We found a bunch of these down there.

Mr. Martin's been keeping tabs on us.

It's everything we've ever

told him in group or out.

And he's been collecting these things,

stuff we all had with us when we died.

Get them. Get everything.

You two search the fallout shelter

and get everything

you can before he does.

Rhonda, we'll search the

campus until we find him.

If Mr. Martin and Janet

are the reason I'm here,

I wanna know why.

Twenty-minute stop.

Speak of the devil ♪

Speak of the devil ♪

Sticks and stones may break my bones ♪

Is there a place to

call for a taxi cab here?

Ah. No, sorry, hun, no cabs are here.

Where you headed?

That's okay. I'll just hitchhike.

No. No, you don't wanna do that.

That's really dangerous.

You can try one of those apps.

Might take a beat for a

car to get out this way,

but they come eventually.

Like, on your phone.

[MUSIC INTENSIFYING]

You okay, hun?

Do you need some help?

Can I call somebody or

[MADDIE] Just this, please.

Ma'am.

[RHONDA] This is starting

to feel like a dead end.

We looked everywhere.

How are we supposed to find somebody

that doesn't wanna be found?

Make that two people

who don't wanna be found.

There's something we're not

understanding about this.

We're missing something.

Like what?

Gotta figure out how to

flush him out into the open.

If he's gonna hide from us,

maybe we have to coerce him.

With what?

Look, I don't know, Maddie, okay?

I'm grasping at straws here too.

Okay, well, what if that doesn't work?

Then I'll f*cking force him out!

Okay, Rhonda, I'm angry too,

but we don't have to go

to w*r with the tampons.

It's fine. They're no

stranger to a bloodbath.

Besides, it'll just reset. See?

[WALLY] Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?

[RHONDA] Walter, are you okay?

[SCREAMS] Are you serious right now?

Hey! There you guys are. What the hell?

Why aren't you down

at the fallout shelter?

We got worried something happened?

Because the stupid

door still won't open.

It doesn't make any sense.

It should've reset by now.

Any sign of him?

No, we checked the east wing

of the school but nothing.

Okay, well, I got

fantastic news for you.

The hatch exit is off campus.

It's right flippin' there!

He-Man over here hurried

us out the back hatch,

but we didn't realize

that we couldn't

It's literally right

there! We can't get to it!

Right. We all bounced

back God damn it.

Okay, so we're locked out.

You know, if you two

hadn't been so rash,

I could've got to the

bottom of this myself.

But you butted in and

looked what happened?

Are you kidding me right now, Rhonda?

Yeah, I'm so sorry, Rhonda,

but maybe if you weren't snooping around

for the last few weeks

and lying to us about it,

then we would've been able to help you.

Oh, really, Charley?

You wanna call me a liar?

Who was one who decided to

only grab his journal

when leaving the fallout shelter, huh?

Sounds pretty selfish to me.

I didn't know that we weren't

gonna be able to get back in,

and for the record, I also grabbed

this creepy little leather bag,

so you're welcome for making sure

that we had something and not nothing.

[MADDIE] Guys, enough.

Right now, all the evidence

we have is locked up.

So we have to figure out how to get back

into the fallout shelter.

Wait, Maddie, you, you opened the door

when you heard Janet while

you were still alive, right?

- Yeah.

- Okay, so maybe it takes a living person

to open this thing.

- We need him.

- Who?

Simon.

That may be harder than it sounds.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

[CELLPHONE VIBRATING]

You're not crazy.

You're not crazy.

Everything is fine.

[INDIE ROCK MUSIC]

So exactly what level of crazy

do you think he thinks he's at?

Like mini meltdown or

No. Full mental breakdown.

Oh, okay. Awesome.

Farewell ♪

Go f*ck your mother ♪

Go f*ck yourself ♪

And so I walk out the door ♪

Your insults don't affect

me with my favorite coat on ♪

I know my hair looked good

in the bathroom at the bar ♪

Turns out, I left my

wallet at the bathroom bar ♪

Simon, don't freak out. I can explain.

That was maybe just a little

too much for a first attempt.

I need to walk my

dog, I'm ready to go ♪

My dog's expecting

me, I'm ready to go ♪

I hate this temperature,

I'm ready to go ♪

This music sucks to me, I'm

ready to go, oh, uh, yeah ♪

Hi. I get it. This is nuts,

but, please, the person

that you saw is not me.

Her name is Janet Hamilton.

Simon!

I never liked it I

belong on the road ♪

So goodbye ♪

Not a word.

[CRUNCHING LOUDLY]

Where are you going?

Uh, I checked the pool,

the athletic complex,

nothing, so I thought I'd

check the old meeting grounds.

Wait, shouldn't you be tailing Simon?

He's in Calc, and no one died there,

so I can't talk to him

even if he'd let me.

He's avoiding me.

You okay?

Yeah, uh, just before you came here,

nothing ever really changed, you know?

Now it feels like everything has.

I guess things will just

never really be the same, huh?

Probably not.

At least we never have to go

back in there with him again.

Ah, man, what am I supposed

to do with my time now?

Forty years of him saying, "Jump"

and me asking, "How high?"

I trusted him, you know?

[MADDIE] He wasn't your coach, Wally.

[WALLY] Yeah. Right.

But what about you, though?

This is probably a lot

to wrap your head around.

Uh, yeah. I never thought

I'd have to consider

what it was like to

have someone out there,

running around in my body.

Wait, does that mean

that you're not dead?

Like, not really dead?

Sure looks like I am.

No, Maddie, does that mean

you could go back to your life?

I don't know.

Well, would you?

[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

Oh. You better go follow him.

Uh, keep me posted if

you see you know who.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Where are you hiding, Mr. Martin?

[HEARTRATE MONITOR BEEPING]

Any idea when he'll wake up?

He's stable.

We've got him so he's comfortable.

With these kinds of injuries,

we just need to watch and wait.

But he's gonna be okay?

We were able to remove the intubation,

but we're keeping a close

eye on his breathing.

Would you like me to

send the doctor in or

- Uh, no.

- Okay.

Just hit this button

if you need anything.

Okay.

- You okay?

- Yeah.

My mom and stepdad

just chewed my head off.

They're pissed.

They're asking more

questions than the cops did.

Did you tell them anything?

No, Nicole, I didn't tell them anything.

But their questions were valid.

Like what?

Like what was I doing

at an abandoned property

that they own in the

middle of the night?

But my stepdad seemed more worried

about being held liable for an accident

than about my safety,

which is, you know, f*cking typical.

[BAXTER] Hey.

How's he doing?

Uh, still just watching and waiting.

Sheriff, are you okay?

You look exhausted.

No offense.

Yeah, I've just been working all night,

trying to track down the

b*stard who did this to him.

There's still not much to go on, though.

Did you find anything?

Yeah, his truck.

We found it down on Lake Street,

a couple blocks from the bus station.

Don't, don't worry.

We're gonna get this guy.

He can't run from us forever.

[HARTMAN] I agree, there is

a lot of anxiety, Ms. Price.

But that's hardly surprising,

given the year the

students have had so far.

I mean, two staff members gone

and, and a student possibly k*lled.

Well, I'm sure it wouldn't

have to come to that, no.

Or, yes, you know, we

have another pep rally.

I love the

[CALL END BEEPING] Hello? Yes?

Are you, are you there?

[COUNTER BELL DINGING]

I need my schedule changed.

Simon, we're halfway

through the semester.

Mr. Hartman, I need my schedule changed.

I can't be in that classroom anymore.

Every day, all I can

think about is Maddie.

It's causing me stress.

It's affecting my work.

- I don't even

- All right, fine.

Just come to the desk. Come on.

Excuse me, ladies.

So, uh, all right, which class

do you need changed?

- English and history.

- Mm-hmm.

And I'd prefer not to eat

lunch in the cafeteria.

Smooth, Simon.

I'd like to ask your permission

if I could eat in my car.

Simon, don't do this. You're being dumb.

Come on, Mr. Hartman, help me out here.

Simon, the classes are

fine, but I cannot let you

eat in your car.

Uh. How about the greenhouse?

Mr. Copeland has been asking for help

to deter students who've been imbibing

in, uh, unapproved

herbal substances, hmm,

in his free periods there.

So you could help deter.

Okay. Sounds good.

Perfect.

Ugh, that's not helpful at all.

God, it's so annoying

that no one died here.

[HARTMAN] Now, I want you to know

that I am only doing this

you really helped me out this year,

bringing us that

information on Mr. Anderson.

Yes, exactly. That was because of me.

Right. Happy to help.

Come on, Simon. How could this be fake

if that was real? There's

your freaking proof.

- [SCHOOL BAND PLAYING]

- [RHONDA] Hello!

What the f*ck is going on?

Can you see anything going on here?

Can you see me? Hello!

What the hell, Rhonda?

[RHONDA] Do you understand

anything out of my mouth?

Are you Is anyone home?

How could you not have seen Mr. Martin?

What are you? Lawn ornaments?

Rhonda, what's going on?

They had to have seen something.

They were standing right

here when he disappeared.

And I know they have mouths that work!

They never shut up

with this stupid music!

Can't you see that everything

is completely f*cked?

Wake up!

[WOMAN] Ten hut!

[RHONDA SCREAMS]

What's going on?

Is this about what Charley said earlier,

about you lying?

Why do you have to listen

to everything Charley says?

I've tried every key in this building

and I can't unlock the fallout shelter.

Okay, we'll figure it out.

But we're working on it.

Working on it?

Yeah, I thought I was working on it

and now we're in this mess.

I should've trusted my intuition.

- This is my fault.

- This isn't your fault.

We'll do it together.

We'll figure this out.

Oh, really, Pollyanna?

We'll just figure it out?

[SIGHS] Didn't seem like you were making

a ton of progress with Simon.

Hey, I'm just trying to help you.

- Don't lash out at me.

- [RHONDA] That is what I do.

I lash.

I should've learned my lesson before.

Never trust an authority figure.

They're all just

wolves in sweater vests.

Look, I didn't know

what else to do, okay?

I'm not you.

What does that mean?

You've been here a few weeks

and you let everyone in.

I can't do that. I just can't.

[SIGHS]

The night of the homecoming dance,

I saw you and Wally.

It was such a strange feeling.

And I was happy for you both,

but, at the same time, I felt so lonely.

Lonelier than I've felt in

lots of very lonely years.

Mr. Martin was off on his own,

working on something.

He had my acceptance letter to Berkeley.

The last time I saw it

was right before I died.

Where did you get that?

Rhonda.

I apologize, I didn't, I

didn't hear you come in.

Um, you're not at the dance.

That's mine. Why do you have it?

- How did you get that?

- [MARTIN] Rhonda.

I think you've made tremendous progress.

And, eventually, you'll

be ready to move on

to, to more complex methods of research.

That's what this is.

No, not, not today, Rhonda.

Just trust me.

This is a little too advanced.

[RHONDA] But I was desperate

to know why he had my letter.

I thought maybe all I needed to do

was offer up a morsel,

a little quid pro quo.

What kind of morsel.

Maddie can talk to him.

Her friend.

They've been talking for weeks.

He can see her.

[OMINOUS MUSIC SWELLS]

Excuse me, Rhonda.

Why did you do that?

Well, I was right, wasn't I?

He was up to something.

Later, I followed him

to the fallout shelter.

I found where he'd

been keeping my letter

all other the other

objects from our lives.

[SHUDDERS]

Sorry.

I just wanted answers.

So I stabbed you in the back

like a freaking rat fink.

Yeah?

And what did that get you?

A whole lot of nothing.

Look, no more lies, no more secrets.

We've just gotta be

able to trust each other.

Well, that's not my strong suit.

No sh*t.

Shouldn't we go back to

the hospital or something?

Why are we stopping?

Why did you drag me out here

to make a freaking phone call?

You saw it. The bus station

is crawling with cops.

And we need to know if

Maddie got on that bus, right?

Okay, well, I'll just

call the bus company.

And why couldn't you

do that from your cell?

Because I don't need my number

being traced back to this insanity.

Don't you think that's a little much?

I mean, does that thing even work?

What, you hate the idea? Fine.

I don't need your help with this.

[CELLPHONE CALLING]

Come on

[SIMON] Hey this is Simon

Elroy. You know what to do.

Simon. Call me. We have to talk. Please.

It's in my hair in my sleep ♪

In my hands in my teeth ♪

It's in my chair it looks like me ♪

And when it stands I take my seat ♪

It's in the air that I breathe ♪

Understand it's up my sleeve ♪

Well, in my hair it's in my sleep ♪

With my hands in my teeth ♪

Oh, my God. They do a head count!

What?

When they let people on and off the bus,

there's a head count to make sure

no one gets left behind

during, like, bathroom

breaks and whatever.

They said the last

bus out of Split River

had one irregularity.

One person got off

but didn't get back on

at a stop out in Bingham County,

a town called, um, Rockton.

Never heard of it.

It doesn't matter. You

and Simon can go tomorrow.

Wait, tomorrow? Why not now?

Why don't we go?

Because I've already missed four classes

and my parents will go apeshit.

Besides, we don't even

know if it was her yet.

And if it doesn't work,

we are calling the police.

[MAN] And hut.

Understand it's in my sleeve ♪

[COACH] Come on, Simon. Get in the game.

Oh, no. I'm out.

With my hands in my teeth ♪

Who knew stalking

someone could be so dull?

It's time for group.

I didn't know where else to go.

Mr. Martin has reduced me

to a cliche g*y best friend lackey

with a low sense of self-worth

who he thinks he can control.

Is that, is that who I really am?

- No, Charley.

- No.

Don't listen to anything that guy says.

Does it say something

about me in there, though?

Oh, no, I'm sure he saved

all of his deeply cutting Wally digs

for your own unsolicited biography.

Probably never get to read that one.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

What about in here?

Self-obsessed much?

What's this?

[MADDIE] What are all these letters?

Is this some sort of

messed up board game?

- No.

- What?

Uh, meet me in the library, okay?

Take this.

It's a map. It's a death map.

Mr. Martin mapped out

all the places we died.

Well, that's not creepy at all.

All right, Maddie,

where here would Simon go

where he wouldn't know

you could talk to him?

Because you could, you could corner him

and get him to listen.

Well, we've talked in

almost all these places.

[RHONDA] Who's Y?

[CHARLEY] wait, somebody

died in the greenhouse?

Holy sh*t. Oh, my God.

Simon's spending his lunch

hour in the greenhouse.

[WALLY] Okay, listen to me, Maddie,

whatever you do, you gotta

make this count, all right?

This could be our last chance.

[MADDIE] Anderson's phone code,

the band uniforms, the stolen money,

Simon, you couldn't have

known all that without me.

The girl you saw in the world isn't me.

I know it sounds absolutely insane,

but that's a ghost who

died in a fire here in 1958.

What's not working. Try

a different approach.

My dad's funeral.

I know we never talked about it since.

But after you went up and saw him,

you told me that you would stay outside

in case I needed you.

You sat under that creepy birch tree.

And you wore that dumb

yellow Tommy Bahama tie

your mom got you with

the blue fish on it.

The one that made you look like

you had a timeshare in Florida.

You stayed later than everyone.

Later than my extended

relatives from Minnesota.

Later than the chaplain.

And I watched you from the window.

I couldn't come out and

see you because I was scared

that I'd cry, and I

thought I would never stop.

And when my mom told

you you should go home,

you cried too.

That doesn't prove anything.

It's not privileged information.

I haven't forgotten any of that.

Her name is Janet Hamilton.

f*cking google it.

She's the reason I'm here.

I need you.

- Oh, there you are.

- What?

Okay, I think that's a lot of attitude

for someone who hasn't

responded to a single text

in over 24 hours.

You seriously have nothing to say

about the picture I sent you?

We saw Maddie.

What do you need, Nicole?

Claire's ready to go to the cops

and tell them what

Maddie did last night,

so we have to convince her to chill

until we figure out what's going on.

That wasn't me, Simon. You

know I wouldn't do that.

Turn her in.

[NICOLE] What?

[JAZZ MUSIC]

[RUTH] Quit dilly-dallying

or your father

will have supper eaten

before we've even

taken it off the stove.

Don't you dare.

Now get out of this kitchen

before I chase you out.

Careful, mother, that's

not the way to teach Janet

how to properly treat guests.

[RUTH] You're hardly a guest.

You eat here every Saturday.

Now shoo. You have a sermon to write.

Fine.

You're the only person on Earth

who speaks to him like that.

Somebody has to.

While we have a moment

of privacy, come here.

What's this?

I couldn't help myself.

I saw it in the wholesale catalogue

and I thought all it needs

is a little embroidery work.

[STRINGS AND PIANO MUSIC]

I know your parents aren't always

supportive of your interests,

but I will always be.

A lab coat.

I don't think father will like this.

Well, we'll just tell him it's an apron.

Now hurry.

Get the silverware

out and set the table.

Can't leave your mother and

brother waiting too long.

[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC]

This is the one ♪

Who will cover me ♪

And lay me down ♪

On my feet ♪

This is the one ♪

Who will bring me love ♪

That I'm craving ♪

This is the one ♪

Who will keep me from ♪

My sickness ♪

This is the one ♪

Who is catching the dark ♪

And reaching for life ♪

And they seek us ♪

This is the one ♪

Who will bring me love ♪

When I'm lonely ♪

Thank you.

You might wanna wait till

you grade it to thank me.

[CHUCKLES] Okay.

I've been wanting to actually thank you

for, uh, homecoming,

for that letter that you found.

Yeah, I totally, totally

forgot about that.

Well, I never will.

I lost someone when I was in school too.

That letter was from him.

Reading it was pretty surreal.

It's like my friend

was right there with me.

Maybe what they say is true.

Maybe the dead never really leave us.

I'll see you tomorrow, Simon.

Okay.

[MUSIC]

This is the one ♪

Who will bring me love ♪

That I'm craving ♪

This is the one ♪

Who will keep me from ♪

Myself ♪

[SUSPENSIVE MUSIC]

Janet Hamilton.

Fire.

I really thought I'd be

able to get through to him.

If I didn't have a low

sense of self-worth before,

I definitely do now.

It's like my homecoming

game all over again.

Called the wrong play.

Where the hell is Mr. Martin?

Where the hell is my body

It was blue.

The tie.

The fish were yellow.

You messed that part up.

Si

I think about that day so much.

And if you are just in my head,

you would've gotten it right.

You just tell me how I can help.

I'll start on the far wall.

You coming?

Yeah. I just need a second.

I was scared you'd

never talk to me again.

Codependent much? It was, like, a day.

Hey, guys, what are these?

[ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC]

[MADDIE] Holy sh*t

[CHARLEY] How long do you

think she was down here?

Now let me tell you a story ♪

The devil he has a plan ♪

A bag of bones in his pocket ♪

Get anything you want

No dust and no rocks ♪

The whole thing is over ♪

All those beauties in solid motion ♪

All those beauties they're

gonna swallow you up ♪

Let's go ♪

Hi ♪

Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi ♪

One time too many ♪

Too far to go ♪

Hi, we've come to take you home ♪

And when they split those atoms ♪

It's hotter than the sun ♪

So wake up, young lovers ♪

The whole thing is over ♪

Watch out! Touch monkeys ♪

All that blood gonna

swallow you whole ♪

Let's go ♪

Hi ♪

Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi ♪

Hi ♪

Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi ♪

[GAME SHOW HOST ON RADIO]

Welcome to the waiting

room. Have a seat.

[HOST] This mythicalogical river

is used by ghostly ferrymen

to transport souls of the

dead to the underworld.

[CONTESTANT] The answer

is the River Styx.

[HOST] Correct!

Eleven points.

You staying?

[NURSE] Get the crash cart!

[HEARTRATE MONITOR FLATLINING]

[GASPS]

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